Houyhnhnm Press (Mousehole: 2010) II.2§8

Edited by Danis Rose and John O'Hanlon (details)

RM23 Boon on begyndelse.

RM24 Atº maturing daily gloryaims!f107

RM25 A flink dab for a freck dive and a stern poise for a swift pounce wasº frankily at the manual arith sure enough which was the bekase he knowed from his cradle, no bird better, why his tenº fingures were giving him whatfor to fife with. First, byº observation, there came LM80 bokoº andº nigh him wigworms
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and nigh him tittlies and nigh himº cheekadeekchimplesº and nigh him pickpocket with pickpocketpumbº, pickpocketpointº, pickpocketprod, pickpocketpromise and upwithem.f108º Holy Joe in lay Eden.º And anyhows always after them the dimpler he weighed the fonder fell he of his null four lovedroyd curdinals, LM81º hisº element curdinal numen and his enement curdinal marryng and his epulent curdinal weisswassh and his eminent curdinal Kay O'Kay. Always would he be arecitingº of them, hoojahs koojahsº, up by rota in his Fanden'sº Catachysm,º from fursed to laced, quickmarch to decemversº, soº asº to pin the tennersº, thumbs down. And anon and aldays, strues yerthere, would he wile arecreating emº and ingreasing em and moultipiecing emº rightleft byº lumerous ways, caiuscountingº in the scale of pin puff piveº piff, piff puffº pive poo, poo puff pive pree, pree puff pive pfoor,º pfoor puff pive pippive, poopive,º f109 Niall Dhu, Foughtyº Unn, Enoch Thortig, endso one, like to pitch of your cap, pac,º on to tin tall spillicans.f110 To sum,º LM82 borusº pew notus pew eurus pew zipherº. Ace, deuce, tricks,º quarts,º quims. Mumtiplay of course and carry to their whole number. Whileº on the other hand, traduced by their comedy nominatorsº to theº loafer'sº terms for their aloquent parts, sexes, suppersº, oglers, novels and dice.f111 He could find (the rakehelly!)º by practice the valuse of thine-to-mine articles with no reminder and,º for theº equality ofº relations,º with the helpings from his tablesº improduceº fullminº to trumblers, links unto chains, weys in Nuffolk till tods of Yorek, oozies ad libs and several townsendsº several hundreds andº civil-to-civil imperious gallants toº gells (Irish), bringing alliving stone allaughing down to grave clothnails and a LM83 league of achersº, foolsº and lurchersº under the rude rule of fumb. What signifieth whole thatf112 but, be all the prowess of ten, 'tis as strange to relate he, nonparile to reedº, rite and reckan, caught allmeals dull marksº for his nucleudº and alegobrew. They wouldn't took bearings no how anywheres.º Oº themº doddhunters and allanights, aahsº and baas for agnomes, yees and zees for incognits,º bate him up jerrybly! Worse nor herman dororrhea. Give you the fantods, seemed to him. They ought to told you every last word first stead of trying every which way to kinder smear it outº poison long.º Show that the median, LM84 hce che ech,º interecting at roideº angles the parilegs of a given obtuse one biscuts both the arcs that are in curveachord behind. Brickbaths. The family umbroglia. A Tullagroveº
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f113 to the Height of County Fearmanagh has a septain inclinaisonºf114 and the graphplot for all the functions in Lower County Monachan, whereat samething isº rivisible by nighttim, may be involted into theº zeroic couplet, pall'sº pellº in hisº heventh gleikeº noughty times LM85 ,º find, if you are not literally cooefficient,º how minney combinaisies and permutandies can be played on the international surdº ¡pthwndxrclzp!,º hids cubid rute being extractedº, taking anan illitterettes, ififif at a tom. Answers (forº teasers only).f115 Ten, twent, thirt, see, ex and three ickyº totchty ones. Fromº solation to solution. Imagine the twelve deaferended dumbbawls of the whowl abovebeugledº to be the contonuation through regeneration of the urutterationº of the word in pregross. It follows that, if the two antesedents be bissyclitties and the three comeseekwenchers trundletrikes, then, Aysha Lalipat behidden on the footplate, LM86 Big Whigglerf116 restant upsittuponable, the NCRf117 presents to us (tandem year at lasted length!) an ottomanticº turquo-indaco of pictorial shine by pictorial shimmer so long as, gad of the gidday, pictorial summer,º viridorefulvid, lits asheen;º but (lenz alack lends a lot), if this habby cyclic erdorº be outraciously enviolated,º by a merelinº roundtableturning, like knuts in maze, the zitas runnind hare and dart,º f118 with the yeggs in their muddle, like a seven of wingless arrows, hodgepadge, thump, kick and hurry, all boy more missis blong him he race quickfeller all same hogglepiggle longaº house blong him,º f119 while LM87º the catched and dodged exarx seems himmulteemiouslyº to beem (he wins her headº! he falls to tail!) the ersed ladest mandf120 and (uhu and uhud!) the losed farce on erroroots,f121 twalegged poneys and threehandled dorkeysº (madahoy, morahoy, lugahoy, jogahoyaway),º MPM brings us a rainborne LM88 pamtomomiomº aqualavant to (cat my dogs,º if I baint dingbustedº like everything!)º kaksitoista volts yksitoista volts kymmenen volts yhdeksan volts kahdeksan volts seitsemanº volts kuusiº volts viisi volts nelja volts kolme volts kaksi volts yksi, allahthallacamellatedº caravan series,º to the finish of helve'sº fractures.f122 LM89 In outher wards,º one from
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five, two to fives ones, one from fives twoº millamills with a mill and a half a mill and twos twosº fives fives ofº bullyclavers. For a surview over all the factionables see Iris in the Evenine's Worldº.f123 Binomeans to be comprendered. Inexcessible as thy by god ways.º The aximones. And their prostulutesº. For his neuralgiabrowsº. Equal to =º aosch.º

RM26 P.t.l.o.a.t.o.

RM27 So, bagdad, after those initials falls and that primary taincture,º as I know and you know yourself, begath, and the arab in the ghetto knows better, by nettur,º nor anymeade or persan, comic cuts and series exerxeses always were to be capered in Casey's,º frost book of, page torn on dirty, to be hacked, ever so new,º at LM90º Hickey's, hucksterº, Wellington's Iron Bridge, and so, by long last,º as it would shuffle out, must heº to trump adieu atout atous to those cardinhands he a big dealº missed, LM91 radmachrees and rossecullinans and blagpikes in suitclover. Dearº hearts of my counting, wouldº he revoke them, forewheel to packnumbers, and, the time being no help fort, plates to lick one and turn over.

RM28 Problem ye ferst, constructº ann aquilittoralº dryankle.º Probe loom!º With his primal handstoe in his sole salivarium. LM92 Concoct an equoangular trilitterº.f124 On the name of the tizzer and off the tongs and off the mythametical tripods. Beatsoon.

RM29 Can you nei doº her, numb? asks Dolph,f125 suspecting the answer know. Oikkont,º kenº you, ninny? asks Kevº,f126 expecting the answer guess.f127 Nor wasº the noer long disappointed for,º easiest of kisshams, he was made vicewise.º Oc, tell it to oui,º do, Sem! Wellº, 'tis oil thusly. LM93 First mull a mugfullº of mud, son.f128 Oglores, the virtuoser prays, olorum! What the D.V. would I do that for? That's a goosey's ganswer you're for givingº me, he is told, what the Deva would you do that for?f129 Now, sknow royalº road to Puddlin, takeº your mut for a first beginning, big to bog, back to bach. LM94 Anny liffle mud which cometh out of Mamº will doob, I guess. A.1. Amnium instar. |shAnd to find a locus forº an alp get a howlth on her bayrings as a prisme O and for a second O unbox yourº compasses. I cain but are you able?sh| |shAmicably nod. Gu it! So let's seth off betwain| Prompty? Mux your pistany at a point of the
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coastmapº to be called αº but pronounced olfa. There's the isle of Mun, ah! O! 'Tisº just. Bene!º

Now,º whole in applepine odrerºf130 (forºhusk, hisk, a spirit spiresº Dolphº, dean of idlersº, meagerº suckling of gert stoanº, though barekely in hisº balboseº boy, he tooºveniteº praeteriti,º f131 sine mora dumque de entibusº nascituris decentiusº in lingua romana mortuorum parva chartula livianaº ostenditur, sedentes in laetitiaº super ollas carnium,º spectantes immo situm lutetiae undeº auspiciis secundis tantae consurgent humanae stirpes, antiquissimam flaminum amborumº Jordani et Jambaptistaeº mentibus revolvamus sapientiam:º totum tute fluvii modoº mundo fluere, eademº quae ex aggere fututa fuere iterum intraº alveum fore futura, quodlibet sese ipsum perº aliudpiamº agnoscereº contrarium, omnem demumº amnem ripis rivalibus amplectif132 — recurrently often, when him moved he would cake their chair,º coached ribolliumtendingº mikes of his same and over his own choirage at Backlane Univarsity,º among of which pupal souavesº the pizdrool was pulledº up, bred and battered, for a dillon a dollar,f133 changingº letters for them vice o' verseº to bronze mottes and blending tschemes for em in tropadores andº doublecrossingº twofold truthsº and devising tinglingº tailwords too whilestº, cunctant that another would finish his sentence for him, he 'druiderº smilabit eggwaysº f134 ned, he would, to don't say nothing,º so prim, and pick upon his ten ordinailed ungles, trying to undo with his teeth the knots made by his tongue, retelling humself by theº math hour, long as he's brood,º a reel of funnish fictsº apout the sheeº, how faust of all and on segund thoughts and the third'sº the charmhim girlaloveº and fourthermore and filthily with bag from Oxatown and baroccidents and proper accidence and hoptohill and hexenshoesº, in fine the whole damning letterº; and, in point of feet, when he landed in ourland'sº leinsterf135 of saved and solomnones for the twicedhecame timeº off Lipton's strongbowed launch, the Lady Eva, in aº tan soute of sailsf136 he converted its nativesº, name saints,º young ordnands, maderaheads and old unguished P.T.º Publikums,º through the medium of znigznaksº with sotiric zeal,º to put off the barcelonasº f137 from their peccaminous corpulums (Gratings,º Mr Dane!) and
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kiss on their bottes (Master!) as often as they came within bloodshot of that other familiar temple and showed em the celestine way to by his tristar and his flop hattrick and his perry humdrum dumb and numb nostrums that he larned in Hymbuktu;º f138 and that same gallo-romanº cultous is very prevailend up to this windiest of laud-have-miseries allº over what was beforeaboots a landº of nods, in spite of all the bloot, all the braim, all the brawm,º all the brile,º that was shod, that were shat, that was shukº all the while, for our massangrey if mosshungryº people at the Wickerworksº f139 still hold ford to their healing andf140 byleave in the old weighsº downupon the Swannyº innovatedº by him,º the prence di Propagandi, the chrism for the christmass, the pillar of the perished and the rock o' ralerealityº, and it is veritably beliedº, we belove, that not allsods of esoupcans that's in the queen's pottagepotsº and not allfines ofº greendgold that the Indus contains would ever hinduceº themº (o.p.) to steeplechange back, onceº from their ophis workship and twice on sundiscs,º to their ancient flash and crash habits of old Pales time ere beam slewed cablef141 or Derzherr, live wire, fired Benjermine Funkling outa th'Empyre, sin righthand son;º which (h.o.o.p.t.),º cummal, having listed curefully to his blessed by Pointer the Grace'sº continental'sº curses, pummel,º apostrophised Byrne's and Flaming'sº and Furniss's and Bill Hayses'sº and Ellishly Haught's, hooº, they (a.t.W.)º, sick or whole, stiff or sober, let drop as a doombody drops, without another ostrovgods'º word eitherways, in their own lineal descendance, as priesto as paddywhackº,f142 coal on:º f143 and, as we gang along to gigglehouse, talking of molniacs' manias and missions madeº to scotchº the schlang and leathercoats forº murty magdies,º of course this has blameall in that medeoturanianº world to say to the interlooking and the underlacking of her twentynine shifts or hisº private'sº jidgmentsº f144 when, soº to put it, disparito, duspurudo, desterrado, despertieu, or, saving his presents for his own onefriend Beveradge,º Conn the Shaughraunº; but to return for a mereº moment from the reptile's agef145 to the coxswain on theº firstº landing (page Ainée Rivière!),º if the pretty Lady Elisabbess, Hotel des Ruines — she laid her batsleeveº for him two trueveres tell (Loves. Onº the Ides of Valentine'sº, at Idleness, Floods Area, Isolade, Liv's
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lonely daughter, with the Comes Tichiami, of Primavista,º Abroad, suddenly),º and beauty alone of all daresº say when now, uncrowned, deceptered, in what niche of timef146 is Shee,º or where in the rose world trysting, thatº was the belle of La Chapelle, shapely Liselle,º and the peg-of-my-heart of all the tompull,º or on whose limbs-to-lave her semicupioseº eyes now kindling themselves are brightning,º f147 O Shee who then (4.32 m.p.º, old time, to be precise,º accordantº to all three doctors' waterburies,º that was MacAuliffeº and poor MacBeth and poor oldº MacGhimley,º to the tickleticks, of the synchronismsº, all lauschening,º a time also confirmed seven sincuriesº later by the quatrenº medical johnny, poor old MacAdoo Abooº MacDollett,º with notary,f148 whose presence was required by theº law of Devine-Foresygthº and theº decretal of the Dougeº) who, afterº the first complimentsf149 med darkist daylightº, gave him then that vantageº of a Blinkensope's cuddlebath at her proper mitts — if she then, the then that mattersº — but, seigneur!,º she could never have forefelt, as she yet will fearfeel, when the lovenext breaks out, such a coolcold douche as him, the tottererº, the four-flights-the-charmer,º doubling back inº nowtimef150 bymbyº when saltwater he washº him these iselandsº, O alors!,º to mountº miss (the wooeds of Foglootº!) under thatº chemise de ferº and a vartryproof name, Multalusi (would it wash?),º with a cheek white peaceful as, shall we sayº, a single professed claire'sf151 and his washawash tubatubtub and his diagonoser's lampblick, to pure wherº they where hornest girls,º to buy her in,º par jure, ifº you plait,º nunc and tunc and for simper,º andº other duel mavourneens in plurible numbers from Arklow Vikloeº to Louth super Lusk,º come messes,º come mams, and touch your spottprice (for 'twasº he wasº the born suborner, man),º on behalf of an oldest ablished firma of winebakers,º Lagrima undº Gemiti,º laterº on, his craft ebbing,º invoked by the unirish title, Grindings ogº Nash,f152 the One andº Only,º Unic bar None, lastlyº of Saint Yves by Landsend corner, man —º shipº me silver!,º it must have been, faw!,º a terrible mavrue mavroneº to synamite up the old Adam-he-used-to,º such a finalley, and that's flat as Tut's fut, for whowhowho?,º the poourº girl, a lonely peggy, given the bird, so iseulatedº as Crampton's peartreeº (she shallº earnº bitter bed by thatº sweet of her face!), and short wonder so mannyº of the tomthick and tarry members in all there
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sobsequiousº ages of our timocracy uppedº to console with her at her mirrorable gracewindow'd hutf153 till the ives of Manxº, the O'Kneels and the O'Prayins and the O'Hyens of Lochlaunstown and the O'Hollerins of Staineybooter,º hollyboysº all, burryripe,º who'll buy?,º f154 in juwelietry and kickychosesº and madornaments and that's not the finisº of it (would it were!º) — but to think of him foundingº a nellizaº the second,f155 also clipt bussº (the best was still there if the torso was gone),º where he did and when he did, retriever to the lastf156º escapes my forgetness now was it dustcovered, nom de Lieu!,º on Waterlow raidº or street downº, through, for or from a foe, by,º with orº on a friend, at the Rectory? Vicarage Road? Bishop's Folly? Papesthorpe?, after picket fences, stonewalls, out and ins or oxersºfor merry a valsehood whisprit he to minnyº a lilyingº earling;f157 and to tryº to analyse that ambo's pair of braceleans akwart the rollyonº trying to amarm allf158 of that miching micher's bearded but insensible virility and its gaulishº mousetachesº, Dammad and Groany, into her limited (tufftuff,º que tu es pitre!º) lapse at the same slapse for towelling endsf159 in their delightfulº Sexsexº home, Somehow-at-Sea (O little oily head, sloper's brow and prickled ears!),º as though he, a notoriety, a foist edition, were a wrigular writher neonoveneº babe!f160 — well, diarmueeº and granyou andº Vae Vinctis,º if that is what lamoor that of gentleº breast rathe is intaken seemsº circling towardsº out yondestº (it's life that's all chokered by that batch of grim rushers) heaven holpº his hindmostº and, mark meº, if the so greatly displeaced diorems in the Saint Lubbock's Day number of that most improving of roundshows, Spice and Westend Womanº (utterly exhausted before publication, indiapepper edition shortly), are for our indices, it agins to pear like it, par my fay,º and there is no use for your pastripreaching for to cheeseº it either or praying fresh fleshblood claspers of youngº catholick throatsº on Huggin Greenf161 to take warnungº by the trispastº, why?, bycowsº Q man, in shirt, is how he is piùº la gonna è mobileº and / they wonotº do ut; and, an you couldº peep inside the cerebralised saucepanº of this ourº illwinded goodfornobody, you would see in his house of thoughtsam (was you, that is, decontaminated enough to look discarnate)º what a jetsam litterage of
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convolvuliº of times lost orº strayedº, of lands derelictº or sunkº and of tongues laggin too,º beached, bashed and beaushelled à la Mer,º andº not only that but,º byº searchlightingº longa yamsayoreº pharaheadº into faturity,º your own convolvulis, pickninny capman,º would real to jazztfancyº the novo takingplaceº of what stale words whilom were woven with and fitted fairly featly for;º so; and equally so, the crameº of the whole faustian fustian, whether your launer's lightsomeº or your soulard's schwearmood,º isº that, whenas the swiftshutº soareyesº of our pupilteachertautº duplex willº hark back to lark to you symibellicallyº that, though a day be as dense as a decade,º no mouth has the might to set a mearbound to the march of a landsmaulº,f162 in half a sylbº, helfº a solb, holf a salb onwardf163 the beast of boredomº, common sense, lurking gyrographicallyº down insideº his loose Eating S.S. collar is gogoing toº whishtº to you sternly — Plutonic lovelinks twinxtº Platonic yearlingsº how)º you must, haw,º in undivided reawlity,º draw the line somewhawre.º


Fig.1. Bass.º

RM30 Coss? Cossist? Yourº parn! You, you make what name?º (Andº in truth, as a poor soul is between shift and shift ere the death he has lived through becomes the life he is to die into,º he or heº had albut — he was rickets as to reasons but the balance of his minds wasº stablesº lost himself orº himself some |shsomnione sciupionesºsh|, so swhitchoverswetchº had he or heº gazedº, murphyº come, murphy go, murphy plant, murphy grow, a maryamyriameliamurphies,º in the lazily eye of his lapis, LM95 Vieusº Von DVbLIn — 'twasº one of doze deamsº darkies ding in dewoodº the Turnpike under the Great Elmº withº Mearingstone in Foreground.)º f164 Givenº now ann linch you take enn all. Allow me!º And, heaving alljawbreakical expressions out of old Sare Isaac'sf165 universal of specious aristmystic unsaideº, A is for Anna like L is for
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LM96º Ahahahahº, Ante Ann,º you're apt to ape aunty annalive! Dawn gives rise. Lo, lo, lives love! Eve takes fall. La, la, laugh leaves alass! Aiaiaiai, Antiann, we're last to the lost, Loulou! 'Tisº perfect. Now (lens your dappled eyeº here, mine'sº presbyoperian, shill undº wall),º we seeº the copyinkº strayed lineº ALº (in Fig.,º the forest), fromº being continued, stops ait Lambday.º f166 Modder ilond there too. Allowº me anchore!º I bring down noth and carry awe. Nowº then, take this in! One of the most murmurable |shloose carollariessh| ever Ellis threw his cookingclass. LM97 With Olaf as centrum and Olaf's lambtail for his spokesman circumscript a cyclone. Allow ter! Hoop! As round as the calf of an egg! O, dear me! O, dear me now!º Another grand discobely! After Makefearsome's Ocean!º You've actuary entducked one! Quok! Why,º you haven't a passer! Fantastic! Earlyº clever, surely doomed, to Swift's, alas, theº galehus!º Match of a matchness,º LM98 like your Bigdudº Dadderº in the bouedevilleº song,º Gorotsky Gollovar's Troublesº, rauckingº his flavourite turvku in the smukking precincts of lydias,f167 with Mary Owens and Dolly Monks seesidling to edge his cropulence and Blake-Roche, Kingston and Dockrell auriscentingº him from afurz.º Doweth knoweth him, ourº papacocopotl,f168 Abraham Bradley King (tingting! tingting!)?º By his magmasineº fall. Lumps, lavas and all.f169 Bene!º But, thunder and turf,º it's not aloverº yet!º One recalls Byzantium.º The mystery repeats itself todate as our callback motharº Gaudyanna, that wasº daughter to a tanner,f170 used to sing, as I think,º now and then consinuously over her possetpot in her quer homolocous humminbass hesterdie and istherdie andº forivorf171 andº for a night of thoughtsendyuresº and a dayº. As Great Shapesphere puns it.º Vanissas Vanistatums!º LM99º In effect.º I remumble, from the yules gone by,º purr lil murrer ofº myhind, so she used indeed. When she give meº the Sundaclouthsº she hung up for Tate and Comyng and snuffed out the ghost in the candle at his old game of haunt the sleepper.º Faithful departed.º When I'm dreaming back like that I begins to see we're only all telescopes. Or the comeallyoum of sandsº. Like when I dromed I was in Dairy and was wuckened up with thump in thudderdown.º Restº in peace! But to return.º f172 What a wonderful memory you have too! Twonderfulº morrowy! Straorbinaire!º Bene!º Iº bring town eau and curry nothung up my sleeve.º Now,º springing quickenly
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from the mudland Loosh from Luccan with Allhim as her Elder tetraturn aº somersault. All's fair on all fours, as my instructor unstrict meº. Watch! And you'll have the whole inkle.º Allow, allow! Gyre O, gyre O, gyrotundo!º Hop lala! As umpty herum as yourº seat! O, dear me,º that was very nesse! Very nace indeed! And makes usº a daintical pair of accomplasses! lm100 Youº allus for the kunst and me for omething with a handel to it. Bene!º Now, as will pressantly be felt,º there's tew tricklesome poinds where our twain of doubling bicirculars, |shmating approxemetely in their suite poi and poi,sh| dunloopº into eathº the ocher.º Lucihere!º I fee where you mea. The doubleviewed seeds. Nunº, lemmas quatsch, vide pervoys akstiom, and I think as I'm squeezing theº limonº stickme punktumº butº I'd likelong, by Araxes, to mack a capital Pee for Pride down there on the batomf173 lm101 andº let youº go, Airmienious, and orrangeº your modest mockº Pie out of Humbles up your end. Where your apexojesus will be a point of order.º With a geignº groan grunt and a croak click cluck.f174 And my faceage kink and kurkle trying to make keek peep.f175 Are you right there, Michael, are you rightº? Do you think you can hold on by sitting tight? Well, of course, it's awful angelous. Still I don't feel it's so dangelousº. Ayº, I'm right here, Nickelº, and I'll writeº. Singing the top line why it suits me mikey fine. But, yaghags hogwarts and arrahquinouthianceº, it's the muddestº thick that was ever heard dumpº since Eggsmather got smothered in the plap of the pfan. Now, toº compleat anglers, beloved birouthiarnº and hushtokan hishtakatsch, for semenal rations joinº alfaº pea and pullº loose by dottiesº and, to be more sparematically logoical, eelpie and paleale by trunkles. Allowº me align while I encloudº especious!º The nikeº done it.º Like pah.º f176 I peh. Innate little bondery. And as plane as a pokestiffº.f177 Now, aqua in buccat,º lm102º I'll make you to see figuratleavelyº the whome of your eternal geomater. Where Hoddum and Heave, our monsterbilker,º bauked his bawd of parodies.º |shAnd ifº you flung her headdress on her from under her highlows you'd wheeze whyse Salmonson set his seel on a hexengownsh|.f178 Hissss!º Arrah, go on! Finº for fun?º You've spat your shower, syphsyphº like a son of Sibernia. Butº let's have at it!º Subtendº to me now! Pisk! Outer serpumstances beingº ekewilled, we carefully, if she pleats, lift upº by her seam,º hem and jaboteº at the spidsiest of her trickkikant (like thousands done before since fillies calpered.
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Ocone! Ocone!º) the maidsapron of our A.L.P., fearfully!,º till its netherº nadir is vortically where (allow me aright to two cute winkles) its naval's napex will have to beandbe. lm103 You must proach nearmearº for at is dark. Lob. And fight your matchº. Jeldy! And this is whatº you'll say.f179 For addn't we to gayatsee with Puhll the Punkah's bell?º Waaaaaa. Tch!º Sluice! Pla! And there,º redneck (your sow to the duble!),º mygh and thy, the living spit ofº dead waters,º f180 fastness firm of Hurdlebury Fenn,º discinctº and isopleuralº in itsº sixuous parts, flument, fluvey and fluteous,º middenwedgeº of itsº stream'sº your muddy old triagonal delta, fiho miho,º plain for you now, appia lippia pluvaville (hop the hula,º girls!),º the no niggard spot of her safety vulve, ourº first of all usquiluteralº threeingles (and why wouldn't she sit cresslogged likeº the lass that lured a tailor?),º the constant of fluxion, Mahamewetma,º pride of the province,º f181 and, whenº that tidled boare rutches up from the Afrantic,º Allaphº Quaran'sº his bett und bier!ºf182 lm104 Paa lickam laa, all lickam pal!º This it is an her. You see her it. Which it whom youº seeº it is her herº. And if you could go a neggbetterº we'dº soon see some raff and some scrumbleº riffa.º Quicks herit fossyending. Quef! So post that to your pape and smarket!º And you can haul up that languil pennant, mate. I've read your tunc's dimissage. For, let it be taken that her littlenistº is of no magnetudeº or, again,º let it be granted that Doll the laziest can be dissimulant with all respects from Doll the fiercst, thence must any whatyoulikeº in the power of empthood be either lm105 greater THANº or less THANº the unitate we have in one or hence shall the vectorious readyeyesº of evertwo circumflickerentº searclhers never film in the elipsities of their gyribouts those fickers which are returnally reprodictive of themselves.f183 Which is unpassible.º Quarrellaryº. The logos of somewomeº to that base anything, when most characteristicallyº mantissaminus,º comes to nullum in the endth:f184 orso, here is nowetº badder than the sin of Aha with his cosin Lil,º verswaysed on coverswisedº, and all that's consecants and cotangincies till Perpperpº stops repippinghim, sinceº her redtanglesº are all abscissans,º for limitsing this tendencyº of our paradismic perimutter, Frivulteeny Sexuagesima,º f185 lm106 to expense herselfs as sphere as possibleº in all directions on the bend of the unbridalled, the infinisissismallsº of her facetsº becoming manier and manier as the calicolum of her umdescribables (one has thoughts of that eternal
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)º shrinks from schurtinessº to scherts.f186 Scholium:º there are trist sighedsº to everysing but ichs on the freed brings euchs to the feared. Qued? |shMother of us all!sh| O, dear me,º look at that now! I don't know is it your spictre or my omination butº I'm glad you dimentioned it! My Lourde! My Lourde! If that aint just the beatenest lay I ever see!º And a superpbositionº! Quoint a quincidence! O.K. lm107 Omnius Kollidimus.º As Olloverº Krumwall sayed when he slepped überº his grannyamatherº. Kangaroose feathers.º Who in the name of thunder'd ever belevin you were that bolt? But you're holy mooxed and gaping up the wrong palcef187 asº if you was seeheeing the gheist that stays forenenst, you blessed simpletopº domefool!º Where's your belested loiternan's lamp? You must lap wandret down the bluishing refluction below. Her trunk's not her braindboxº. Hear where the bolgylines.º Yseen here the puncture.º See her good.º Luck!º So he done it.º lm108 Well, well, well, well,º well! O Dee, O Dee,º that's very lovely! We |shlike Simperspreach Hammeltones to fellow Selvertunes O'Haggans.ºsh|f188 When he rolls over his ars and shows the hise of his heels. Vely lovely entilely!º Like a yangsheepstangº with the tsifengtse. So analytical plausible!º And, be the powers of Moll Kelly, neighbour topsowyer,º itº will be a lozenge to me all my lauffe.f189 More better twofeller we been speak copperads.º Ever thought about Guinness's?º And the regrettable Parson Rome's advice?º Want to join the police?º f190 You know, you were alwiseº one of the bright ones, since a foot made you an unmentionable,º fakes!º You know, you'reº the divver's own smart gossoon, aequal to yoursell and anigelº to anglyother,º so you are, hoaxº! You know,º you'llº be dampned, so you will,º one of these invernal days,º but you will be, carrotty!ºf191

RM31 lm109 Whereapoolº, gayedº that when he stop look time he stop long ground who here hurryº he would have ever the lothstº word, with a sweetº me ah err eye ear marie to reat fromº theº jacob'sf192 and a slypullº for toothsake of his armjaws at the slidepage of de Vere Foster, would, would and could,º candydissingº P. Kevin, toº fress up the rinnerung and to ate by hart (leo,º I read, such isº spanish, escribibis,º all yourº mycoscoups),º wont to nibbleh ravenostonnoriously ihs mumº to me in bewonderment of his chipper chuthor |sh(for, whileº that Other by the halp of his creactive mind offered to deleberate
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the mass from the booty of fight,º our Same with the holp of the bounty of food sought to delubberate the mess from his corructiveº mund)ºsh| with his muffetee cuffsº ownconsciously grafficking with his sinister cyclopes after trigamies and spirals' wobblesº pursuiting their rovinghamiltonº selves andº godolphing in fairlove to see around the waste of noland'sº browne jesusf193 (thur him no quartos!) till that on him soº poorin sweat lm110 the juggaleer's veins (quench his quill!) in his napier scragº stud out bursthright tamquam taughtropes. (Spry him! Callº a bloodlekar! Where's Dr Brassenaarse?)º Es war itwas in his priesterrite. O He Must Suffer! From this misbelieving feacemaker to his noncredibleº fancyflame.f194 Ask for Bosthoonº, late for Mass, pray for theº blaablaablackº sheep. (Sure,º you could wright anny pippap passage, Eye bet, as foyne as that moultylousy Erewhigº yerself, mick! Nock the muddy nickers!f195 Christ's Church varses Bellial!) Dear and he went on to scrippleº gentlemine born, milady bread, lm111 he would pen for her, he would pine for her,f196 how he would patpunº fun for allf197 with his frolicky frowner so and his glumsome grinner otherso. And how are you, waggy?f198 My animal isº sorrafool! And trieste, ah trieste ate I my liver!º Se non èº vero son trovatore.º O jerry! He was soso, harriot all! He was sadfellow,º steifel! He was mistermysterion. Like a pyrateº out of pensionceº with a gouvernament job. All moanday, tearsday,º wailsday, thumpsdayº, frightday, shatterday till the fear of the Law. Look at hisº twitchersº! He was quisquis, floored on his plankraft of shittim wood.º Look at him! lm112º Sink deep or touch not the Cartesian spring! Want more ashes, griperº? Nowº diesmal he was lying low on his rawsideº laying siege to goblin castle. And,º bezouts that, nowº hyenasmealº he was laying him long on his laughside lying sack to croakpartridge. (Be thouº wars of Rolaf'sº intestions!º quothsº the Bhagavat biskop Leech.)º Ann opes tipoo soon ear.º If you could me lendtillº my pascol's kondylº, sahib, and the price of a plate of poultice. Punked. With best apolojigs and merry money thanksº to self for all the clericalsº and again begs guerdon for bistrispissingº on your bunificence. lm113º Well,º wiggywiggywagtailº, and how are you,º yaggy? With a capital Tea for Thirst. From here Buvard to dear Picuchet.º Blott.
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RM32 Nowº (peel your eyes, muggins,º andº brush your saton hatº, me elementatorº joyclid, son of a Butt! She's mine, Jow low jure,f199 beº Skibbering's eagles,º sweet tart of Whitekneesº Archway) watch him, having caught at the bifurking calamum in his bolsillos, the onelike underworp he had everº funnet inº without difficultads, the aboleshqvick, signing away in happinext complete.º lm114 (Exquisite.º Game of inspiration! I always adored your handº. So could I too and without the scrapeº of a pen. Ohrº for oral, key for crib, olchedolche and a lunge ad lib. Canº you write us a last line? From Smith-Jones-Orbison?)º Intricatedlyº in years,º jirryalimpaloop. And i Romainº to fallthere at bare feet, hurryaswormarose.º Hp uº bn gd grl.f200 Undº alws my thts.º Two dies of one rafflement. Eche bennyache. Outstamp and distribute him at the expanseº of his society. Toº be continued. Anon.

RM33 And ook, ook, ook,º fanky! All the charicturesf201 inº the drame! This is how San Holypolypoolsº. And this, pardonsky!,º is the way Romeopullupaleapsº.f202 Pose the pen, man,º way me does. Way Ole Missa Yellatoothº fust show meº how. Fourth power to her illpogue! lm115 Bould strokes for your life! Tip! This is Steal, thisº is Barke, this is Starn,º this is Swhipt, this is Wiles, this is Pshaw, this areº Dibbllinnbbayyatesº.f203 This is brave Danny weeping his spache for the popers. This is cool Connollyº wiping his hearth with brave Danny. And this,º lm116º regard!,º isº how Chawleses Skewered paraparnelligoesº between brave Danny boy and the Connolly. Upanishadem! Top. Spoken hath L'Artyº Magory. Ergobragh!º Prouf!º f204

RM34 And Kevº was wreathed with his pother.º

RM35 Butº (that Jacoby feelingº again for forebittenº fruit!º and, my Georgeous,º Kevvyº too heº just loves his puppadums, I judge!)º afterº all his autocratic writings ofº paraboles of famellicurbsº and meddlied muddlingisms,º theeº faroots hof cullchaw end ateº citrawn,º lm117 woodint wunº able rep of the triperforatorº awlriteº blastº through his pergamanº hit him where he lived andº doº for the blessted selfchuruls, what I think,º smarterº like it done for aº manny another unpiousº of the hairydary quare quandary firstlingsº till at length, you one bladdy bragger,º by mercystroke he measured his earth anyway?º couldº not but reckonº in his adder's badder cadder way our frankson who, to be plain, he fight him all time twofeller longa kill dead finish bloody face
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,º was misocain. Wince wan's won! Rip!f205 Andº his countinghands rose.º

RM36 Formalisa. Loves deathhowº simple!

RM37 Slutningsbane.f206