A great dab was ^|1Franky frankily^1| at the manual arith sure enough which was the bekase he knew ^|1from his cradle^1| no boy better why his fingures were giving him whatfor ^|1to ^|afig fife^a| with^1|. ^|1First there was boko & then wigworms & next tittlies and after cheekchaps & last pickpocket and pickpocketpumb & pickpocketpoint & pickpocketprod pickpocketpromise & upwithem.^1| Anyhows ^|1after the more he weighed^1| always ^|1fond was he the fonder he fell^1| of cardinals. Always would he be areciting of them up by rota, from fursed to laced, quickmarch to decemvir, so as to know the tenners, ^|1thumb thumbs downº^1|. And ever and always, strues yourthere, would he be arecreating em ^|1in lumerous ways^1|, like to throw of your ^|1hat cap^1|, ^|1pat pac^1|, on to tin tall spilicans. Ace, deuce, tricks, quarts, quims. And on the other hand, sexes, suppers, oglers, novels and dice. What signifies all that but 'tis as strange to relate he^|1,º nonparile to read, rite and reckon,^1| always caught dull marks in his nucleud and allgobrew. O, that bate him up ^|1jerrybly^1|! Binomeans to be comprendered. The aximones.º Equal to = hsaoc, ^|1soahc^1|

P.l.o.a.t.o.

So, as you know yourself better than anyone else, comic cuts were always to be seen in
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^|1Casey's, first book of,^1| page ^|1fond and flirty torn and dirty^1|, and so, at long last, as it would fall out, had he to bid adeuce to the cardinhands he greatly missed. Dear hearts of my counting, it would be then, forewheel to back numbers and, there being no help for it, please lick one and turn over.

Problem the first. Construct an ^|1equilittoral aquilittoral^1| triangle. ^|1Probe loom. With his first handstoe in his sole salivarium.º^{1| |1}Construct Concoct^1| an ^|1equiangular equoangular^1| trilitter. In the name of the ^|1poker teaser^1| and of the tongs and of the mythametical tripods. ^|1Beatsoon.^1|

Can you not do her, numb? asks ^|1unread Dolph^1|, expecting the answer ^|1no know^1|. I cont, ken you, ninny? answers ^|1Frankey Kev^1|, ^|1expecting suspecting^1| the answer ^|1yes guess^1|. Nor was ^|1he the k noer^1| long disappointed for simple as ^|1kisshands kisshams^1| he was told. First ^|1take ^|amake mull^a|1| a mugful of mud. Oglores, he prays, ^|1olorum^1|! what would I do that for? That's a goosey's ganswer ^|1you give you're giving me^1|, he is told, what would you do that for? Take your ^|1mud mut^1| for a first beginning. ^|1Any Very^{1| |1}liffey liffle^1| mud ^|1that cometh out of Mam^1| will ^|1do doob^1|. ^|1O yes guess.^{1| |1}Dump Mux^1| it at a point of ^|1coast the coastmup^1| to be called α but pronounced olfa.
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There's ^|1mud island the isle of Mun^1|, ^|1a ah^1|. ^|1O!^1| Bene. Now ^|1(he'd (for Dolph^|a, Dean of idles,^a| venite ^|asine tute sine mora^a| dumque de ^|aeis entibus^a| nascituris decentius in lingua ^|aromana^a| mortuorum ^|amysterium parva charta^{a| |a|b}livianum liviana^b|a| ostenditur, ^|atute^a| sedentes ^|ain laetitia^a| super ollas carnium et spectantes situm ^|aquo lutetiae^a| unde auspiciis secundis tantae ^|asurgete consurgent^{a| |a}humana humanae^a| stirpes ^|aantiquam antiquissimam^{a| |a}flaminum amborum^a| Jordan ^|asapientiam et Jambaptistae sapient_unread^a| mentibus revolvamus totum ^|atute^a| fluvii modo ^|amundo^a| fluere eadem quae ^|aex aggere^{a| |a}fuerunt fututa fuere^a| iterum ^|aintra alveum^{a| |a}esse fore futura^a| quodlibet sese ^|a|bipsissimum ipsum^b|a| per aliudpiam ^|ascere agnoscere^{a| |a}contrarium^{a| |a}omnis amnis omnem demum amnem^{a| |a}ripas ripis^a| rivalibus amplecti)^{1| |1}very frequently recurrently often^1| coached ^|1backward ^|aribellium ribollium^a|1| tending ^|1boys mikes^1| of the same and over his own ^|1age choirage ^|aamong of whom he was pulled up^a|1|, changing letters for them ^|1to bonnes mottes^1| and blending ^|1themes th tschemes^1| for ^|1them em in tropadores^1| and devising ^|1witty s tingling^1| tailwords whilst he would smile ^|1upon eggways ned^|a, he would,^a|1| and ^|1trim pick upon^1| his ^|1ten 10 ordinailed^1| ungles, telling himself a five reel of ^|1funny stories ^|afunnish funic^a| ficts^{1| |1}on upon^1| the ^|1sly shy^1| how first of all and on second thoughts and the ^|1third is third's^1| the ^|1charm charmhim girlalove^1| and fourthermore and filthily and ^|1back from^{1| |1}oxyton ^|aoxaton Oxatown^a|1| and baroccidents and proper accidence and ^|1hepta blank hopetohell^1| and hexenshoes: and in point of ^|1fact feet^1| when he landed in ourland's leinster for the ^|1twicehecame twiceheco twicehecame^1| time he converted its natives, young ordnands and old unguished ^|1ones elders^1|, to put off the barcelonas from their sinful corpicules as often as they came within ^|1sight bloodshot^1| of another familiar temple and showed em the celestine way to by his tristar & hattrick and,
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^|1by the his^1| humdrum dumb and numb nostrums, that same galloroman ^|1rite cult ^|acult cultous^a|1| is very prevailend up to this windiest of soirees all over what was beforeabouts a land of nods in spite of all the ^|1blood bloot^1|, all the ^|1brains and brains, braim,^1| all the ^|1brawn brawm^1|, all the ^|1bile brile^1| that was ^|1shed shod^1|, that were ^|1shot shat^1|, that was ^|1shook shuk^1| all the while for our people still hold their healing ^|1faith byleaf^1| in the old ^|1ways and testings weighs downupon the Swanny^1| innovated by him & it is veritably ^|1believed belied^1|, we ^|1believe belove^1|, that not all the soupcans that's in the queen's cellars & not all the green gold that the Indus contained would ever induce them ^|1(o.p.)^1| to steeplechange back to their ancient habits which, comma, having listed curefully to his continental's curses, apostrophised, ^|1Byrne's and Flaming's and Furniss's and Bill Hayes's and Ellishly Haughts,^1| they let drop as a dumbbody
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^|1damnedbody doombody^1| drops without another word either ways, as swift as paddywhack:, coal on: and talking of missions in general — of course, this has blameall in this world to say to his private ^|1— jidgments^1|, when, so to put it, on the shaughraun — & to return for a moment merely also to the first landing (^|1just half^1| a mot) if the pretty elizabess — ^|1she lost her ^|ashe lost her heart she ^|bgave laid^b| her sleeve for him^a|, ^|aa song sings, the truevers say,^a|1| beautyº alone knows where now is shee or in what ^|1choice^1| countree that was the belle of the ^|1la La^{1| |1}chapel Chapelle^1|, ^|1shapely^1| Lizzy, or on whose limbs-to-lave her semicupiose eyes now kindling themselves are ^|1brightly brightning^1| — the shee who then — 4.32 m p to be precise, ^|1according to all 3 Dr Waterburies to the tickleticks, of the synchronisms, all listening, ^|athe a^a| time also confirmed by the 4^th medical officer, with notary, whose presence was required by law,º^1| — gave
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him the advantage of a cool cuddlebath at her proper mitts — if she thenº but she cd never have forefelt such a coolcold douche as him coming back to ^|1Erin mount miss^1| under a ^|1waterproof vartryproof^1| name (wouldº it wash? —º to buy her inº faith and other mavourneens by her sides for 'twas he was the born suborner, man, on behalf of an ^|1oldestablished oldest ablished^1| mark of winebakers ^|1Lagrima Lacrima^1| & Gemiti, later ^|1on^1|, Grinding & Nashe, lastly of Landsend Corner, man, it must have been ^|1|afor Faw^a|1| a terrible mavrue mavrone ^|1such a flat finnale, as flat as his ^|afoot fut^a|,^1| for whowhowho?: the ^|1poor poour^{1| |1|a}tearway's tearawlay's^a|1| girl!: so isoladed!: & no wonder so many
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male members ^|1in all their ^|asubsequious^a| ages^1| upped to console with her in ^|1true tears & groans jew ^|ajuwelietry & madornaments madornament juwelietry & kickyochoses^a|1| & that's no ^|1end finish^1| of it — would it were! — but to think of him finding ^|1an eliza ^|aa nelliza a nellisa^a|1| the second also ^|1called culled^{1| |1}bess buss^1| where he did & when he dared — forget now ^|1was it on a was't^1| street or ^|1a down^1| — & to try to ^|1think of analyse^1| that pair of hands ^|1across akhwart^1| the sea trying to ^|1get amarm^1| all of that bearded virility into her limited lap at the same ^|1time slap^1| for towelling ends as if he were a ^|1wrigular writher^{1| |1}9 months' baber neonovene baber^1|!: well, ^|1dear me diarmuee^1| and ^|1ye ^|agrannia graneu^a|1|, if that is what lamour which of gentle breast rathe is intaken seems circling towards out yondest heaven holp the hindmost
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andº it begins to ^|1look peer^1| like it, ^|1by par^1| my fay, & there is no use for your ^|1preaching pastripreaching^1| to stop it either or praying human claspers to take warning by the ^|1past trispast^1|: they wonot doit: and an you could peep inside the ^|1cerebral cerebralised^1| saucepan of this ^|1adolescent goodfornobody^1| you would see in ^|1that his^1| house of thought what a litterage of convolvuliº of times lost or strayed, of lands derelictº & of tongues lagin too: not alone that by looking far into faturity your own convolouli would ^|1reel real^1| to jazzfancy the fresh takingplace of what stale words whilom were woven ^|1on with^1| & fitted fairly featly too: & the best of it is that whereas the ^|1pathfinder side swiftshot soareyes^1| of the new ^|1pupilteacher pupilteachertaut^1| duplex will ^|1set on go back^1| to lark to you that
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no mouth has the might to set a mearbound to the march of a landsmaal the in half a sylb the beast of burden ^|1comeonsince comeonsense^{1| |1}lurking round the other sideº ^|ainside incire insire^a| his loose collar,^1| is going to whisht to you ^|1sternly^1|) you must^|1, haw,^1| draw the line ^|1somewhere somewhaw somewhawre^1|.

Given an inch you ^|1make take^1| an ^|1ell ^|aawl all^a|1|. Now (^|1lend us lens^1| your eye here) we see the ^|1copyink^1| line AL stops at ^|1Lamda Lambday^1|. Modder ^|1island ilond^1| there too.

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Now with Olaf as centrum and Olaf's lambtail for his spokesman circumscribe a cy circlus. Hoop! O, dear me! O dear me now! But it's not ^|1over alover^1| yet. The mystery repeats itself ^|1today^1| as our mothar ^|1used to say ^|awas forever saying used to sing,^{a|1| |1}yesterday ^|ayesterday and for hesterdag & istherday & forivor^a|1|. I remember, so she used indeed. What a wonderful memory you have ^|1too^1|! ^|1Wonderful memory Too Twonderful morrowy^1|! Bene!
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Springing quickenly from the mudbank Loosh from Luccan with Allhim as her ^|1end in view elder Elder^1| turn a somersault. Watch! Hop! lala! O dear me that was very ^|1nice ness^1|. Very nace indeed! There's ^|1two tew^1| tricklesome poinds where our ^|1two twain of^1| doubling ^|1circulars bicirculars^{1| |1}run dunloop^1| into eath the ocher. Lucihere. I fee where you mea. I think as I'm squeezing the lemon, I'd like to have a capital ^|1pee Pee^1| for Pride down there and let you go and muck your modest ^|1pie Pie^{1| |1}for out of^1| Humbles up your end. Are you right there, Michael, are you right? Ay, I'm right here, Nickel, and I'll write. But it's the muddest thick that was ever heard ^|1dun dump^1|. Now join alfa ^|1pea pee^1| and pee loose by dotties and eelpie and pale ale by trunkles. Like pat. I ^|1pee pea^1|.
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Now^|1, aqua in bucca,^1| I'll ^|1show you make you to see figuratleavely^{1| |1}the^1| whom ^|1of^1| your ^|1first eternal^{1| |1}geometer was geomater^1|. We carefully liftº by her hem the ^|1maid'sº^1| apron of our A.L.P., ^|1Kearfully fearfully^1|, till its nether nadir is where its naval's apex ^|1has will have^1| to ^|1be beandbe^1|. Waaaaaa. Tch! ^|1Pla!^1| And there's your muddy old delta for you now, the first of all ^|1equiluteral usquiluteral^{1| |1}triangles triangons^1|. O, ^|1dear me Dee O Dee^1|, look at that now! What a quinncidence! But you're looking up the wrong place, you blessed simpletop! You must look on ^|1the bluishing^1| reflection below. O, ^|1dear me Dee O Dee^1|, that's very lovely! Very ^|1lovely lively^1| entirely! ^|1You were always one of the bright ones, fake.^1| You know, you're ^|1a damn the devil's own^1| smart gossoon, so you are^|1, hoax^1|! You'll be damned but you ^|1are, faith will be, carrotty^1|.

Whereapool with a ^|1hand of^1| sweet ^|1me ah err eye ear^1| marie ^|1to reat^1| fromº the jacob's and a slypull at the slidepage would ^|1he candydissing P Kevin^1| wont to nibble his mum to me in bewonderment of his chipper chuthor grafficking
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cyclopes after ^|1trigonies trigamies^1|, pursuiting theirselves and godolphing in fairlove to see around the waste of noland's browne paper till that on him so poorin sweat the juggaler's veins in his scrag stood out, bursthright, ^|1sicut tamquam^1| tightropes. ^|1|aThe ^|bmisbelieving^b| facemaker & his ^|bincredible^b| fancyf_unreadº,^{a| |a}Ay Ak Ask for Bosthoon, late for Mass, pray for the baabaa black sheep^{a| |a}Dear & he went on to scripple^a| Gentlemine born, milady bred, he would pen for her, he would pun ^|afun^{a| |a}for her forall^a|, ^|ahowso howmuch^a| he would pine ^|a& fine^a| for her & plan for her with his ^|afancy^a| frowner so & with his ^|ag_unread^a| grinner otherso, floored on his plankraft of shittim wood, now lying low on his rawside laying siege to Goblin Castle, ^|anow & then^a| laying him long on his laughside lying sack to Croakpartridge. And how are you, waggy?^1| With best apolojigs ^|1to self^1| for again trisposing on your bunificence ^|1& ^|ahopes opes^a| soon to ear^1|. ^|1|aWiggywiggywagtail.^a| Signing away in happynest complete.º^1| Intricatedly in years, jirryalimpaloop. I romain to fallthere at your fate, hurryaswormarose. ^|1Criscroscrashcrush Knave Matched Knave Marched Knave ^|aLack of fluke^a| Knave of ^|ahands Paws off^a| yous bet.^1| And this is how San Holypolypools. And this is the way Romeopullupaloops. ^|1Hold Pose^1| the pen, man, way I do. And this, ^|1look regard^1|, is how Chawlses ^|1Stewles Skewert^{1| |1}Parapperappernellios Paraparuppernellios^1|. But after all his medlied muddlingisms, thee faroots ^|1of hof^1| cullchaw ^|1end^1| ate ^|1citraw citrawn^1|, ^|1would not one woodint wun^1| able
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^|1stab rep^1| of the triperforator ^|1awlrite^1| through his pergaman do for ^|1him the selfchurul^1| smarter like it done for manny another of the hairydary ^|1so quite^{1| |1}contrairy quandary^1| firstlings anon could not but ^|1think reckon^1| Frankey so who, to be plain, was misocain. ^|1Once one's Wince wan's^1| won! Rip! And his ^|1countingounce countinghands^1| rose.