Houyhnhnm Press (Mousehole: 2010) II.3§6

Edited by Danis Rose and John O'Hanlon (details)

Shutmup. And bud did doomº well right. And if he sung dumb in his glass darkly speech lit face to face on all aroundº.

Vociferagitant. Viceversounding. Namely, Abdul Abulbul Amir or Ivan Slavansky Slavar. In alldconfusalem. As to whom the major guiltfeather pertained it was Hercushiccups' care to educe. Beauty's bath she's bound to bind beholders and Prideº, his purge, has place appoint in penance and the
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law's own libel lifts and lames the low with the lofty. Be of the housed! While the Hersy Huntº they harrow the hill for to rout them rollicking rogues from, rule those racketeer romps from, rein their rockery rides from. Rambling.

Nightclothesed, arooned, the conquerods sway. After their battle thy fair bosom.

That is too too trueº enough in Solidan's Islamdº as in Moltern Giaourmany and from the Amelakins off to date back to land of engined Egypsians,º assented from his opening before his inlookers of where an oxmanstongue stalled stabled the wellnourished one, lord of the seven days, overlord of sats and suns, the sat of all the suns which are in the ring of his system of the sats of his sun, god of the scuffeldfallen skillfilledfelon, who (he contaimns) hangsters, who (he constrains) hersirrs, a gain changful, a mintage vaster, heavy on shirts, lucky with shifts, the topside humpy upº stummockº atween his showdows fellah, Mistoº Teewiley Spillitshops, who keepeth watchº in Khummer-Phett, whose spouse is An-Lyph, the dog's bladder, warmer of his couch in fore. We all, for whole men is lepers, have been nobbut wonterers in that chill childerness which is our true name after the allfaulters (mug's luck to em!) and, bespeaking of love and lie detectors in venuvarities, whateither the drugs truth of it, was there an iota omicroneº from the faust to the lost. And that is at most redoubtedly an overthrew of each and ilkermann of us, I persuade myself, before Gow, gentlemenº, so true as this are my kopfinpot astrode onº these is my boardsoldereds.

It sollecited, grobbling hummley, his roundhouse of seven orofaces, of all, guiltshouters or crimemummers, to be sayd by, codnops, advicesº for, free of gracies, scamps encloded, competitioning them, if they had steadied Jura or when they had raced Messafissi, husbondº of your wifebetter or bestman botchalover of you yourself, how comes ever a body in our taylorised world to selve out thishis, whither it gives a primeum nobilees for our notomise or naught, the farst wriggle from the ubivence, whereom is man, that old offender, nother man, wheile he is asame. And fullexampling. The pints in question. With some byspills. And sicsecs to provim hurtig. Soup's on!

Aº time. And a find time. Whenin aye was a kiddling. And the tarikies held sowansopper. Let there beam a frishfrey. And they sodhe gudhe rudhe brodhe wedhe swedhe medhe in the kauddledrumº.

º I have just (let us suppraise) been reading in a (suppressed) book. Itº is notwithstempting by meassures long and limited:º the latterpress is eminently legligibleº and the paper, so he eagerly seized upon, has scarsely been
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in works of previous publicity wholebeit in keener notcase would I turf aside for pastureuration. Packen paper paineth whomto is sacred scriptured sign. Who straps it scraps it that might, if ashed, have healped. Enough, however, have I read of it, like my good bedst friend, toº augur in the hurry of the times that it will cocommend the widest circulation and a reputation coextensive with its merits when inthrusted into safe and pious hands uponº so edifying a mission as it, I can see, as is his. It isº ambullished with expurgative platesº replete in information and accampaigning the action passimº, slapbangº, whizzcrash, boomarattling from burst to past, as I have just been seeing, with my wormestº venerections, of a timmersome townside upthecountrylifer (Guardº place the town!),º allthose everwhalmed upon that preposterous blank seat, before the wordcraft of this early woodcutter, a master of vignettiennes and ourº findest grobsmid among all their orefices (and,º shukar in chowdar, so splunderdly english!),º Mr Aubeyron Birdslay. Chubgoodchob,º arsoncheep and wellwillworth a triat! Bismillafoulties. But the hasard you aksº is justlyº behind his meddle throw! Those sad pour sad forengistanters, dastychappy dustyrust! Chaichairs. It is that something, awe, aurorbean in that fellow, hamid and damid (didº he have but Hugh de Brassey's beardslie his wear mine of ancient guised),º which comequeers this anywhat perssian which we, owe, realisinus with purups a dard of pene. There is,º among others pleasons whom I love and which are favourests to mind, one which I have pushed my finker in for the movement and, but for my sealring is none to hand I swear, she is highly catatheristic and there is another which I have fomblyº fongered freequuntly and, when my signet is on sign again I swear, she is deeply sangnificant. Culpo de Dido!º Ars we say in the classies. Kunstful, we others said. What ravening shadow! What dovely line! Not the king of this age could richlier eyefeast in oreillental longuardness with alternate nightjoys of a thousand kinds but one kind. A shahrryar cobbler on me when I am lying! And whilst (when I doot my sliding panel and I hear cawcaw) I have been idylly turmbing over the loose looves leaflefts jaggledº casuallty on the lamatory, as is my this is, as I must commit my lips to make misface for misfortune,º often, so far as I can chance to recollect from themº some farnights ago (soº dimsweet is that selvischdischdienence of to not to be able to be obliged to have to hold further anything than a stone his throw's fruit's fall!),º when I, if you willº excuse for me this informal leading down of illexpressibles, enlivened toward the Author of Nature by the natural sins liggen gobelimned theirs before me (howº differended with the manmade Eonochs Cunstuntonopolies!º), weatheredº they be of a general golf stature, assasserted, or blossomly emblushing themselvesº underneed of some howthern folleys, am entrenched
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up contemplating of myself, wiz my naked I, for relieving purposes in our trurally virvir vergitabale (garden) I sometimes, maybe, what has justly said of old Flannagan, a wakeº from this or huntsfurwards, with some shock (shell I so renderº it?) have (when I ope my shylight window and I see coocoo) a notion quiet involuptary of that I am cadging hapsnots as at murmurrandoms of distend renations from ficsimilarº phases or dugoutsº in the behindscenes of our earthwork (what rovining shudder! what deadly loom!),º as this is, at no spatial time processly which regards to concrude chronology about which in fact, at spite of I having belittled myself to my gay giftname of insectarian, happy burgages abeyance would make homesweetstown hopeygoalucrey, my mottu propprior, as I claim, cad's truck, I coined,º I am highly pelaged and deeply gluttened to mind hindmost hearts to see by their loudest reports from my threespawn bottery partsº (shsh!) that, columbophile and corvinophobe alike,º when I have remassed me, my travelling self,º as from Magellanic clouds, after my contractual expandituresº, through the perofficies of merelimb, I, my good grief, I am, I am big alltoogooderº.

He beached the bark of his tale; and set to husband and vine: and the harpermaster told all the living conservancy, know Meschiameschianah, how that win a gain was in again. Flying the Perseoroyal. Withal aboarder, padar and madar, hal and sal, the sens of Ere with the duchtars of Iran. Amick amack amock in a mucktub. Withº the tou loulous and the gryffygryffygryffs,º at Fenegans Wick, the Wildemanns. Washed up whight and deliveried rhight. Loud lauds to his luckhump and bejetties on jonahs!º And they winxed and wanxed like baillybeacons. Till we woksed up oldermen.

Fromº whose plultibust preaggravated byº baskatchairch theologies (there were nighnº on thaurity herouns in that alraschil arthouducks draken), they were whoalike placed to say, in the matters of ducomansº nonbar one, with bears' respects to him and bulls' acknowledgments (Comeº on now, girls! Leadº off, O cara, whichever won of you wins! The two Gemuas and Jane Agrah and theº Judy tomboys!),º disassembling and taking him apart, the slammocks, with discrimination for his maypole and a rub in passingº over his hump, drogueries inaddendance, frons, fesces and frithstool: 1) he hade to die it, the beetle, 2) he didhithim self, hod's fush,º 3) all ever the pelican hunteredº with truly fond bullpen backthought since hesº toork human life where his personal low outhired his taratoryismº, the orenore under the selfhide of his bessermettle, was forsake in his chiltern and lumbojumbo, 4) he was like Fintan fore flood and after sometimes too damned merely often on the saved side, saw he was, 5) regarding to prussyattes or quarzyverzingº he wassand no better than he shouldº have been before he could have been
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better than what he warrant after
, 6) blood, musk or haschish,º asº coked, diamoned or penceloid, and bleaching him naclenude from all cohlorine matter, down to a boneash bittstoff, he's, tink fors tank, the same old dustamount on the same old tincoverdull bauble classº, totstittywinktosserº and bogusbagwindburster, whether fitting tyres onto Danelope boys or fluttering flausº for laurettas, whatever the bucket brigade and the plug party says, touchant Arser of the Rum Tipple and his camelottery and lyonesslooting but with a layaman's brutstrenth, by Jacohob and Esahur and the all saults of sallies, butº what we warmsº to hearº, jeff, is the woods of chirpsies cries to singaloo sweecheeriode and sock him up, the old cantº rogue.

Group A.

Youº have jest (a ham) beamed listening through (a ham pig) his haulted excerpt from John Whitton'sº fiveaxled production, The Coach With The Six Insides, from the Tales of Yore of the times gone by before there was a hofdking or a hoovthing or a pinginapoke in Oreland,º all souledº. Goes Tory by Eeric Whiggsº is To Become Tintinued in Fearson's Nightly in the Lets All Wake Brickfaced In Lucan. Lhirondella, jaunty lhirondella! With tirra lirraº rondinelles, atantivyº we go!º

Attention! Stand at!! Ease!!!

Weº are now diffusing among our lovers of this sequenceº (toyou! toyou!º) the dewfolded song of the naughtingels (Alys! Alysaloe!) from their sheltered positionsº in rosescenery haydyngº on the heather side of Waldalureº, Mount Saint John's, Jinnyland, whither our allies winged by duskfailº from Mooreparque, swift sanctuary seeking, after Sunsink gongº (Oiboe! Hitherzither! Almostº dotty! I must dash!) to pour their peace in partial (floflo floreflorence), sweetishsad lightandgayle, twittwin twosingwoolow. Let everie sound of a pitch keep still in reasonanceº, jemcrow, jackdaw, prime and secund with their terceº that whoe betwides them, now fullº theorbº, now dulcifair, and when we press of pedal (sof!) pick out and vowaliseº your name. A munº. You pereº Golazy, you mereº Bareº and you Bill Heeny,º and you Smirky Dainty and, more beethoken, you whackfoolthenairyansº with all your badchthumpered peanas! We are gluckglucky in our being so far fortunate that, bark and bay duol with Man Goodfox inchimingsº having ceased to the moment, so allow the clinkars of our nocturne fieldº, night's sweetmoztheart, their Carmen Sylvae, my questº, my queen. Lou must wail to cool me airly! Coil me curly, warbler dear! May song it flourishº (in the underwood), in chorush, long make it flourish (in the Nut, in the Nut skyº) till thorush! Secret hookupº.

— Roguenaarº Loudbrags, that soddy old samph! How hijhº is vuile, vatº?

To which yes he did, capt, that was the answer.
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— And his shartshort trooping its colours! We knows his ventruquulence.

Which tuat tuatº rang ripprippripplying.

— Bulbul, bulbulone! I will shally. Thou shalt willy. You wouldnt should as youd remesmer. I hypnot. 'Tis golden sickle's hour. Holy moon priestess, we'd love our grappes of mistellose!º Moths the matter? Pschtt! Tabariusº comes. To fell our fairest. O gui, O gui! Salam, saluisº salaum! Caroluis!º O indeed and we ware! And hoody crow was ere. I soared from the peach and Missmolly showed her pear too, onto three and away. Whet the bee as to deflowret greendy grassies yellowhorse. Hematitisº, cele our erdours! Did you aye, did you eye, did you everysee,º suchaway, suchawhy, eeriewhigg airywhugger? Even to the extremity of the world? |shDingoldell!sh| The enormanous his, our |shlittlest littlesh|! Wee wee, |shthat long alancey onesh|! |shLetº sit on this anthill for our frilldress talk after this day of making blithe inveiled the heart before our groatsupper serves to us Panchomaster and let harleqwind play peeptomine up all our colombinations!ºsh| |shWins won is nought, twigs too is nil, tricks trees makes nix, fairs fears stoops at| |shAnd till Arthur comes againus and |shsen peatrick'ssh| he's reformed we'll pose him together a piece, a pacesh|. |shShares in guineases!sh| |shThere's lovely the sight! Surey me, man weepful!sh| |shBig Seat, you did hear?sh| |shAnd teach him twisters in tongue irish. Pat lad mayº goh too. Quicken, aspen; ash and yew; willow, broom with oak for you. And move your tellabout. Not nice is that, limpet lady! Spose we try it promissly. Love all. Nay tellmeknotº tennis! Taunt me treattening! But do now say to Mr Eustache! Ingean mingen has to hear. Whoseº joint is out of jealousy now? Why, heavilybody's evillyboldy'| Hopping Gracius, onthy ovful! O belessk meº, what a nerve! How a mans in his armor we nurses know.º Wingwong wellyº, pitty pretty Nelly! Some Poddy puttedº in, will annyº petty pullet out? Call Kitty Kelly! Kissykitty, killykelly!º What a nossowl buzzard! But whatº a neats ung gels!

Here all the leaves alift aloft, full o' liefingº, fell a-laughingº over Ombrellone and his parasollierasº with their black thornguardsº from the County Shillelagh. Ignorantº invincibles, innocents immutandº! Onzel grootvatter Lodewijk is onangonamed before the bridge of primerose and his twy Isas Boldmans is met the blueybells near Dandeliond. We think it'sº a gorsedd shame, these godoms. A lark of limonladies! A lurk of orangetawneymen! You're backleyº wounted, buckleyº mister, bester of the boyne!º

Andº they leaved the most leavely of leaftimes and the most folliagenous till thereº came the marrer of mirth andº the jangtherapper of all jocolarinas and they were as were they never ere. Yet had they laughtered, one on other, undo the end and enjoyedº their laughings merry was the timeswhenº so grant it High Hilarion us may too!
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Cease, prayeeº, storywalkering around with gestare romanoverum he swinking about is they think and plan unrawil what.

Back to Droughty! The water of the face has flowed.

Theº all of them, the gowriegueuxersº, blottyeyed boys, in that pig's village smoke, a sixdigitarian legion on druid circle,º the Clandibblon clam cartel,º foursquaredº in condomnation of his totomptation and for the duration till his repepulation,º then pulled out and came off and rally agreed,º theirº roasted malts with mullable malmseysº, uponº old nollcromforemost ironsides, as cainnabelº chieftain, since, as sammonº trowed to explain to summon, seeing that, as he had contracted out of islands empire, he might as coolly have rolled to school call, tarponturboy, a grampurpoise, the manyfathom brinegroom with the fortyinch bride, out of the cuptin klanklordº kettle auction like the soldr of a britsh he was bound to be and become till the sea got himº whilask, from maker to misses and what he gave wayº as a pattern, he, that hun of a horde, is a finn as she, his tent wife, is a lap, at home on a steed, abroad by the fire (to say nothing of him having done whatyouknow howyousaw whenyouheard whereyouwot, the kenspeckled souckar, generose as cocke, greediguss with garzelle, uprighter of age and most umbrasive of yews all, under heaviest corpsus exemption),º and whoasever spit her in howsoever's profocation it was anybody's beastness as usualº and she was noboddy'sº fondling saving her keepers that mould the bould she sould to hould the wine that wakes the barley, the peg in his pantry to hold the heavyache off his heart. The droll delight of deemsterhood, a win from the wood to bond. Like the bright lampº, Thamamahalla, yearin out yearin. Auspicablyº suspectable but in expectancy of respectableness. From dirty flock bedding, drip dropping through the ceiling, with two sisters of charities on the front steps and three evacuan cleansers at the back gaze, single box and pair of chairs (susceptible)º, occasionally and alternatively used by husband when having writing to do in connection with equitable druids and friendly or other societies through periods of dire want with comparative plenty (thunderburst, ravishment, dissolution and providentiality) to a sofa allbeit of hoarsehaar with Amodicum cloth, hired payono, still playing off, used by the youngsters forº czurnying out oldstrums, three bedrooms upastairs, of which one with fireplace (aspectable), with greenhouse in prospect (particularly perspectable).

And you, when you kept at Dulby, were you always (for that time only) what we knew how when we (from that point solely) were you know where? There you are! And why? Why,º hitch a cock eye, he was snapped on the sly upsadaisying coraspearlsº out of the pie when all the perts in princer street set up their tinker's hymmº (the rann, the rann, that keen of old bards)º with
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them newnesboys pearcin screaming off their armsworths. |shThe boss made dovesandraves out of his bucknesst while herself wears the bowler's hat in her bathsh|.º Deductive Almayne Rogers disguides his voiceº, sheltersº behind hoax chestnote from exsessiveº. Heat wives rasing. They jest keeps rosing. He jumps leaps risingº. Howlong!

You known that tom? I certainly know. Is their bann bothstiesed? Saddenly now. Has they bane reneemed? Soothinly low. Does they ought to buy the papelboy when he footles up their suit? He's their mark to foil the flouter and they certainty owe.

He spritº in his phiz (baccon!). He salt to their bizº (pudden!).º He toockled her palam (so calam is solom!). And he suked their friends' leave (bonnick lass, fair weal!).º

Guilty but fellows culpows! It was felt by me, sindecadeº, that submerged doughdoughty doubleface told waterside labourers. But since we for athome's health have chanced all that, the wild whips, the wind ships, the wonderlost for world hips, unto theirº trust prayed in aid its plumptylump piteousness which, when it turtled around seeking a thud of surf, spokeº to approach from inherdoff trisspass through minxmingled hair. Though I may have hawked it, said,º and selled my howº hot peas after theactrisscalls from my imprecurious position and though achance I could have emptied a pan of backslop down drain by whiles of dodging a rere from the middenprivet appurtenant thereof, salving the presents of the board of wumps and pumps, I am ever incalpable, where release of prisonals properly is concerned, of unlifting upfallen girls wherein dangered from them in thereopen out of unadulteratous bowery, with those hintering influences from an angelsexonism. It was merely my barely barleyº till their ohº offs. Missaunderstaid. Meggy Guggy's giggag. The code's proof! The rebald danger with they who would bare whiteness against me I dismissemº from the mind of good. He can tell such as story to the Twelfth Maligns that my first was a nurssmaid and her fellower's a willbe perambulatrix. There are twingty to twangty too thews and leathermail coatschemes penparing to hostpost for it valinnteerily with my valued fofavour to the pastº puzzles deparkment with larch parchelsº of presents for future branch offercings. The green approve the raid! Shaum Baum's bode he is amustering in the groves while his shool comes merging along!º Want I put myself in their kirtlies I were ayearn to leap with them and show me too bisextine. Dear and lest I forget mergers and bow to you low, marchers! Attemption! What a mazing month of budsome misses they are making, so aº wingtywish to flit beflore their kin! Attonsure! Ears to hears! The skall of a gall (for every dime he yawpens that momouth you could park your ford in it) who has papertreated him into captivities with
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his inside man by a hocksheat of starvision for an avragetopeace of parchment, cooking up his lenses to be my apoclogypst, the recreuter of conscraptions, let him be asservent to Kinahaun! For (peace peace perfectpeace!) I have abwaited me in a water of Elin and I have placed my reeds intectis before the Registower of the perception of tribute in the hall of the city of Analbe. How concerns any merryaunt and hworsoever gravesobbers it is perensempry sex of fun to halpº a dazzle off the othour. What for Mucias and Gracias may the duvlin rape the handsomst! And the whole mad knightmayors'º nest! Punpotherº, prison and plotch! If Iº shoulden somewhat, well, I am able to owe it,º hearth and chemney easy. They seeker for vannflammº all worldins merkins. I'll eager make lyst turpidump undher arkens. Basast! And if my litigimate was well to wrenn tigtag cackling about it, like the sallyº berd she is, to abery ham in the Cutey Strict (Iº shall call upon my first among my lost of lyrars,º a jingoobangoist, to overcast toº her),º dismissing mundamanuº all the riflings of her victuum gleaner (my old chuck, sheº drakes me druck, turning outº gay at ninety!) and well shoving off a boastonmess like lots wives does over her handpicked hunsbend, as she would be calling, well, for further oil mircles upon all her wayfererº gods and reannouncingº my deviltries as was I a locally person of caves until I got my purchase on her firmforhold I am, I like to think, by their sacreligion of daimond cap daimond, confessedly in my baron gentilhomme to the manhor bourne till ladiest day as panthoposopher, to have splet fortº groont groontº a peer of bellows like Bacchulus shakes a rousing guttural at any old cerpaintimeº by peaching (allsole we are not amusical) the warry warst against myself in the defile as a lieberretter sebaiscopal of these mispeachyitesº of the first virginial water who, without an auction of biasement from my part, with gladdystº tone ahquickyessed in it, overhowe and underwhere, the totty lolly poppy flossy conny dollymaukins!º Though I heave a coald on my bauck and am could up to my eres hoven sametimesº I used alltides to be aswarmer for the meekst and the graced. You are not going to not.º Youº might be threeabreasted wholenosing at a whallhoarding from our Don Amir anent villayets prostatution precisingly kusckkarsº tarafs and it could be double densed uncounthest hour of allbleakest age with a bad of wind and a barran of rain, nompos mentis like Novus Elector, what with his Marx and their Groups, yet did a doubt, should a dare, were Iº to you, you would do and dhamnk me, shenker, dhumnk you. Skunk. And fare with me to share with me. Hinther and thonther, hant by hont. By where dauvening shedders down whose rovely lanes. As yose were and as yese is. Sure and you would,º Mr MacGurk!º Be sure and you would, Mr O'Duane!º To be sure and you would so, Mr MacElligut!º Wod you nods? Mom mom. No mum has the rod
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to pud a stub to the lurch of amotion. My little love apprencisses,º theº estelles, van Nessies von Nixiesº voon der pool, which I had a reyal devouts for (yetº was it marly lowease or just a feel with these, whichº olderman K. K.º Alwayswelly he is showing toº the fullnights,º for my palmspread was gav to a parsleysprig, the curliest weedeen old ocean coils around, so spruce a spice for salthorse, sonnies, and as tear to the thrusty as Taylor's Spring),º when aftabournes, when,º as Beacher seath,º she was look like a little cheayat chilled (Oh Sardº! ah Mah!) by my tide impracing, andº all the colories,º my dears,º fair fled from my folced cheeks! Popottes, where you canceal me you mayst forced guage my bribes. Wickedgapers, I appeal against the light!º A nexistence of vividence! Panto, boys,º is on a looser inloss;º ballet, girls, suppline thrown tights. I have wanted to thank you such a long time now so muchº. Thank you. Sir, kindest of bottleholdersº and very dear friend, among our hearts of steel, froutiknawº, it will befor you, me dare beautiful young soldier, winninger nor anyour afº rudimental moskats, before you goº to mats, you who have watched your share with your sockbouleº sodalists on your buntedº nogs at our love tennis squats regatts, suckpump, when on with the balls did disserve the fain, my goldrush gainst her silvernetss, to say, biguidd, for the love of goddess and perthanow as you reveres your one mothers, mitsch for matsch, andº while I reveal thus my deepseep daughter which was bourne up pridely out of medsdreams unclouthed when I was pillowing in my brime (of Saturnay Eve, how now, weren'tº we't?), to see, I say, whoahoa,º in stay of execution in re Milcho Melekmans, increaminated, what you feel, oddrabbit, upon every strong ground you have ever taken up, by bitterstiff work or battonstaff play, with assaultº of turk against a barrakraval of grakeshoots, e'en tho' Jambuwel's defecalties is Terry Shimmyrag's upperturnity, if that is grace for the grass what is balm for the bramblers, as itº is as it is, that I am the catasthmatic old ruffin sippahsedly improctor to be seducingº trovatellas, the dire daftyº damedeaconesses,º like (why sighs the soothesingerº) the lilliths oft I feldt, andº when booboob brutals and cautiouses only aims at the oggog hogs in the humans,º thenº (Houtes, Blymey and Torrenation, upkurts and scotchem!) I'll tall tale tell croon paysecurers, sowill nuggets and nippers, that thash on me stumpen blows the gaff off mombitionº and thit thides ofº marse makes a good dayle to be shattat. Fall stuff.

His rote in ere, afstef, was.

And dong wonged Magongty till the bombtomb of the warr, thrusshed in his whole soort of cloose.

Whisht who wooed in Weald, bays of Bawshaw binding. The desire of Miriam is the despair of Marian as Johnº Joseph's beauty is Jacq Jacob's grief. Brow, tell nun; eye, feign sad; mouth, sing mim. Look at Lokman!º
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Whatbetween the cupgirlsº and the platterboys. And he grew back into his grossery baseness: and, forº all his grand remonstrance,º there you are.

Here endeth chinchinatibus with have speak finish. With a haygue for a halt on a pouncefoot pauseº. Pink, pleasº pink, two pleas pink, how twoº pleas pink.


Mask one. Mask two. Mask three. Mask four.


Look about you, Tutty Comyn!

Remember and recall, Kullykeg!

— When visiting Dan Leary try the corner house for thee.

— I'll gie ye credit for sixmenceº more if ye'll be lymphing ourº four avunculusts.

And, since threestory sorratellingº was much too many, they maddened and they morguedº and they lungd and they jowld. Synopticked on the word.º Tillº the Juke done it.


Like Jukoleon,º the seagoer, when he bore down in his pyrryboatº he had raised a slide and shipped his orders and seized his pullets and primed their plumages, the fionnling and dubhlet, the dun and the fire, and,º sending them one by other to fare fore forn,º he had beheldº the residuanceº of a delugion: the foggy doze still going strong, the old thalassocrats of invinsible empores, maskers of the waterworld, facing one way to another way and this way on that way, from severalled their four dimmansionsº. Where the lighning leaps from the numbulous; where coold by cawld breide lieth langwid; the bounds whereinbourne our solied bodies all attomed attaim arrest: appoint, that's all. But see what follows. Wringlings upon wronglings among incomputables about an uncomeoutable (an angel prophetethis? kingcorrier of beheasts? the calif in his halifskin? that eyriewinging one?) and the voids bubbily vode's dodos across the which the boomomouths from their dupest dupes were in envery and anononously blowing great.


Keep backwards, please, because there was no good to gundy running up again. Guns. And it was written up in big capital. Guns. Saying never underrupt greatgrandgosterfosters! Guns. Andº whatever one did they said, the fourlings, that on noahcountsº you were notº to. Guns.

Not to pad them behaunt in the fear. Not to go, tonnerwatter, and bungley well chute the rishingº gianerant. Not to wandly be woking around jerumsalendoº at small hours about the murketplots, smelling okey boney, this little figgy and arrakyº belloky this little pink into porker but,
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porkodirto, to let the gentlemanº pedestarolies out of the Monabella culculpuration live his own left leave, cullebuone, by perperusual of the petpubblicities without inwoking his also's between (sic) the arraky bone and (suc) the okey bellock. And not to not be always, hemmer and hummer,º treeing unselves up with one exite but not to never be caving nicely, precisely, quicely, rebustly, tendrolly, unremarkably, forsakenly, haltedly, reputedly, firstly, somewhatlyº yesayenollyº about the back excits. Never to weaken up in placedº of the broths. Never to vvollusslleepp in the pleece ofº the poots. And, allerthings, never to ate the sour deans if they weren't having anysin on their consients. And, when in Zumschloss, to never, narks, cease till the finely ending was consummatedº by the completion of accomplishment.

And thus within the tavern's secret booth The wisehight ones who sip the tested sooth Bestir them as the Just has bid to jab The punch of quaram on the mug of truth.

K.C. jowls, they're sodden in the secret. K.C. jowls, they sure are wise. K.C. jowls, the justicest jobbersº, for they'll find another faller if their ruse won't rise. Whooley the Whooper.

There is to see. Squarish large face with the atlas jacket,º brightsº brownie eyes in bluesackin shoeings. Peaky booky nose over a lousiany shirt. Ruddy stackle hair besides a strawcamel belt. Namely. Gregorovitch, Leonocopolos,º Tarpinacci and Duggelduggel. And was theys stare all atime? Yea but they was. Andoring the games, induring the studies, undaring the stories, end all. Ned? Only snugged then and cosied after one percepted nought while tuffbettle outraged the waywords and meansigns of their hinterhand suppliesdemands. And be they gone to splane splication?º That host that hastº one on the hoose when backturns when he facefronts none none in the house his geust has guest. You bet they is. And nose well down.

With however what sublation of compensation in the radification of interpretation by the byeboys? Being they. Mr G. B. D.º Ashburner, S. Bruno's Toboggan Drive, Mr Faixgoodº Bellchimbers, Carolan Crescent, Mr J. J.º Chattaway, Hilly Gape, Poplarº Park, Mr Q. P. Dieudonney, The View, Gazey Peer, Mr T. T. Erchdeakin, Multiple Lodge, Jiff Exby Rode, Mr W. K. Ferris-Fender, Fert Fort, Woovil Doon Botham ontowhom adding the tout that pumped the stout that linked the lank that soldº the sandy that nextdoored the rotter that rooked the rhymer that lapped at the hoose that Joax pilled.

Theyº had heard or had heard said or had heardº said written.


That there first a rudrik kingcomed to an inn court; and the seight of that yard was a perchypole with a loovahgloovah on it; last mannarks
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maketh man when wandshift winneth womans: so how would it hum, whoson of a which, if someof aswas to start to stunt the story onº?

So many needles to ponk out to as many noodles as are company,º they noddling all about it tutti to tempo, decumans numbered too, (a) well,º that the secretary bird, better known as Pandoria Paullabucca, whom they thought was more like a solicitor general, |shindiscriminatinglysh| made belief |shmid authorsuggestionsº from Schelm the Pelmansh| to write somewordsº to Senders about her chilikin puck, laughing that Poulebec would be the death of her, (b) that,º well, that Madgesº Tighe, the postulate auditressee, when her daremood's a grownian, is always on theº who goes where, hoping to Michaelº for the latter to turn up with a cupital tea before her ephumeral comes off without any much father which is parting parcel of the same gourneral'sº postoppage, it being lookwhyse on the whence blows wheather, |shhelpingº mickle to mickleº so that the loiter end of that leader may twaddleº out after a cubital lullsh|sh|with a hopes soonº to earsh|, comprong? (c) becakes the goatsman |shon questionsh|,º or whatever the hen the bumbler was,º feeling |shnot up to scratchº bekicks of whateverº the kiddingssh| Payne Inge and Popper meant for him, thoughy onced at a throughlove, true grievingfrue danger, as a nirshe persent to his minstress, devourced the pair of them |shMather Caray's chucklingssh|, pante blanche, and skittered his litters like the cavaliery man in Cobra Park for ungeborn yenkelmen,º |shJeremy Trouversº or Kefinº O'Keeperssh|,º any old howe and any old then and when around Dix Dearthy Dungbin, remarking scenically with laddylike lassitude upon what he finally postscrapped,º (d) |shafter it's so long till I thanked you butº I do so much now thank you so very muchsh| as |shyou introduced me to|º (e) will, these remind to be sane? (f) Fool,º step!º

Aletheometry?º Or just zoot doon floon?

Nut it out, peeby eye! Onamassofmancynaves.

But. Top.

You were in thatº same boat of yourselves too, Getobodoffº or Treamplasurin; and you receptionated the most diliskious of milisk; which it all flowowered your drooplin dunlearies: but dribble a drob went down your rothole. Meaningº Kelly, Grimes, Phelan, Mullannyº, O'Brien, MacAlister, Sealy, Coyle, Hynes-Foynesº, Naylor-Traynorº, Courcy de Courcy and Gilligan-Goll.

Stunner of oddstodds on bluebleeding boarhorse! What soresen's head subrises thustousº out of rumpumplikumº oak with, well, we cannotº say whom we are looking like through his nowface? It is of Noggens whilk dusts the bothsides of the seats of the bigslaps of the bogchaps of the porlarbaar of the marringaar of the Lochlunn gonnlannludderº of the feof of the foef of farfummedº Ship-le-Zoyd.