Houyhnhnm Press (Mousehole: 2010) II.3§3

Edited by Danis Rose and John O'Hanlon (details)

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Simply. As says the mug in the middle, nay brian nay noel, ney billy ney boney.º

Imagineº twee cweamy wosen. Suppwose you get a beautiful thought and cull them sylvias sub silence. Thenº immagginº a stotterer.º You may suppoutreº him to been one biggermaster Omnibil. Then lustily (tutu the font and tritt on the bokswoods like gay feeters's dance) immengine up to three longly lurking lobstarts. Fair instents the Will Woolsley Wellaslayers. Pet her, pink him, play pranks with them. She will nod amproperly smile. He may seem to appraisiate it. They are as piractical jukersmen sure to paltipsypote. Feel the wollies drippeling out of your fingathumbs. Says twoº youssilves (floweers have ears, heahear!) solowly: Soohº these ease Budlim! How do, dainty daulimbs? So peached to pick on you in this way, prue and simple, pritt and spry!º Heyday too, Malster Faunagon, and hopes your hahiti-tahitiº licks the mankey nuts! And oodlum hoodlum doodlum to yes, Donn, Teague and Hurleg, who the bullocks brought you here and how the hillocks are ye?

We want Bud. We want Bud Budderly. We want Bud Budderly boddily. There he is in his Borrisalooner. The man that shunned the rucks on Gereland. The man thatº won the bettlle of the bawll. And tough.º Order, order, order, order!º We call on Tancred Artaxerxes Flavin to compeer with Barnabas Ulick Dunne. Order, order, order! Milster Malster in the chair. We've heard it sinse sung thousandtimes. How Burghley shuck the rackushant Germanon.º For Ehren, boys, gobrawl!