So ^|aanyhow after that^a| to wind up ^|athat long to be chronicled get together day ^|bthe anniversary of his 1st coming^b|a| after the ^|awhole same^{a| |a}beanfeast barbecue^a| was all over poor old ^|ahospitable^a| King Roderick O'Conor the ^|aparamount chief polemarch^a| last ^|apreelectric^a| King of all Ireland who was anything you like between fiftyfour and fiftyfive years of age at the time after the socalled last supper he ^|agreatly^a| gave ^|athose maltknights & beerchurls^{a| |a}in his ^|bumbrageous^b| house of the 100 bottles^a| or at least he wasn't actually the last King of all Ireland ^|aunread unread unread^a| for the time being ^|abecause for the jolly good reason that^a| he was still such as he was the King of all Ireland after the last King of all Ireland ^|athe old top that went before him^a|, Art MacMurrough Kavanagh ^|anow of parts unknown^{a| |a}God guard his generous soul^a|, ^|athat put a ^|bpoached^b| fowl in the poor man's pot before he took ill to his ^|bbed pallyass^b| where for good as it was^{a| |a}until he went and died ^|bnevertheless^b| in the year the sugar was scarce and himself down to 3 cows ^|b|cso it that^c| was meat drink & dogs & washing to him^b|, 'tis why we ^|bhave cause to^b| remember it^a| who was King of all Ireland before he was anyhow what did he too do ^|athat joky old man^a| King Roderick O'Conor the ^|arespected King auspicious monarch^a| of all ^|aunited^a| Ireland at the time after ^|athey were all of them all the ^|bunimportant^b| Parthalonians and Firbolgs and Tuatha de Danaans ^|b& the rest of the not muchers googs^{b| |b}and other ^|cslygroggers slygrogger suburbanites^{c|b| |b}he didn't care a spit out of his mouth for^b| had^a| gone ^|a|xpubcrawling^x| off with themselves ^|bon footback^b| a tree's length from the longest way out down the ^|bswitchback rd switchbackward rd^b|a| when he was all ^|aalone^a| by himself ^|ain the grand pile^a|, ^|athe body, you'd pity him, ^|bpoor he, the way the world is,^{b| |b}the King of them all, ^|cthe Heart of Midleinster^{c| |c}overwhelmed with ruin^c| smiling through his old tears broken by ^|cregal^c| belches as he sang ^|cin spite of his heavyg thockts^c| I've a terrible errible lot todo ^|xtodo today today todo^x|b|a| but ^|afaix^a| he just went heeltapping ^|athrough the winespilth & weevily winecorks^a| round his own right royal round rollicking ^|atopers'^a| table ^|awith his ^|bRoderick Random pullon^b| hat at a cant on him^a| and ^|afaith be damn ^|bdo you think he went & did His ^|cexuberant^c| Majesty^b| but^{a| |a}lowering his woolly throat^a| he ^|afinalised by^{a| |a}sucked sucking^a| up sure enough like a Trojan ^|aas keen as mustard ^|bfrom his wonderful midnight thirst^b|a| in some particular cases with the assistance of his venerated tongue one after the other in strict order of rotation whatever ^|a|bsurplus^b| rotgut^a| happened to be left ^|a|bnot sorra^b| much by the lousy lazers^a| in the different bottoms of ^|athe their^a| various ^|areplenquished^a| drinking utensils left there behind them ^|aon the premises^a| by the departed honourable ^|aguests homegoers^a| such as it was ^|aeither no matter whether it was^{a| |a}chateaubottled^a| Guiness's or Phoenix Brewery Stout ^|ait was^a| or John Jameson and Sons ^|aor Roob Coccola^a| or for ^|athat matter the matter of that^a| O'Connell's Dublin ^|aold^a| ale ^|afor 'twas the life of him and he wanted it (O like hell!)^a| as a fallback of several different quantities amounting in all to I should say considerably more than the better part of an a gill or naggin of imperial dry and liquid measure.