^|3Everyº evening at lighting up o'clock sharp and until further ⁽⁴notice, notice in ^|shFeenichts Playhouse^sh|. ^|sh(10(Bar Barº¹⁰⁾ and conveniencesº always ^|8open.) open, Diddlem Club down dunce ^|s+douncestears) ⁽¹⁰douncestears.) douncestears.º^{10)s+|8|sh|4) |9}Entrancings: the gads, a scrab; the quality, one large shilling.^{9| |8}Newly billed for ^|awickeday perfumances each wickeday perfumance^a|. Somndoze massinees. By arraignment, childream's hours, expercatered.^{8| |9}Jampots, rinsed porters, taken in tokenº.^{9| |a(4}with With^{4) |b}daily serialº^b| redistribution of parts and players ^|9by the ^|apuppeteer ^|10puppry puppetry^10|a| producer^9| and daily dubbing of ^|8ghosters ghosters. Withº the benediction of the Holy Genesius Archimimus and^8|a| under the distinguished patronage of Theirº Eldershipsº the Oldens ⁽⁴from the four coroners⁴⁾ of Findrias, Murias, Gorias and ^|s+8Falias. Falias:º^{s+|8| (4}Messrs Messoirs the ^|sh|s+8Coarb, Coarbs:º^s+|8|sh|4) Clive ^|aSulles Sollis^a|, ^|aHandy Galorius^a| Kettle, Pobiedo ^|ablank ⁽⁴Lancey, Lancey^4)a| Peekapop Yedo ⁽⁴& and⁴⁾ Pierre ⁽⁴Dusort, Dusort. ^|shWhileº the Caesar-in-Chief looks. On.^{sh| |sh}Sennet^sh|.^{4) |8}As played ^|aat to^a| the Adelphi by the Brothers Bratislavoff ^|a(Hyrcan and Haristobulus)º^a| after humpteen dumpteen revivals. Before all the Kingsº Hoarsers with all the Queensº Mum.^{8| |9}And wordloosed over seven seas crowdblast in Celtelleneteutoslavzendlatinsoundscriptº. ⁽⁺In four tubbloids.⁺⁾ While fern may cald us until firn make cold.^{9| (4}the ^|9The The^{9|4) |8}mime ^|9Mime Mime^{9|8| |9}of Mick, Nick of Mick,º Nick^{9| (4}& ^|9and and^{9|4) |9}the Maggies the Maggies^9|, ^|8adopted from The Ballymooney Bloodriddon Murtherº by Bluechin Blackdillonº (other authorwiseº “Big Storey”º),^{8| (4}Featuring, featuring:^4)3|

⁽¹Glug: ⁽⁶glug glugg⁶⁾⁽⁴;^{4)1) |x(1}Mr Shemus Pannem (Mr Seumas ^|2Quillad MacQuilladº⁽⁴: ^|shhearº the riddles between the robot in his dress circular and the gagster in the rogues' gallery^sh|4)2|),^1)x| the ^|2|3bold ^|abald bold^a|3|2| badº ^|a|s+8black bleak^s+|8|a| boy of the ⁽¹storybook storybooksº¹⁾ who^|8, when the tabs go
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up, as we discover, ^|abecause he knew to mutch,^a|8| has been ^|2sent divorced^2| into ^|2theº^2| disgrace ^|2court^2| by

⁽¹The Floras: the floras⁽⁴;^{4)1) |x(1}(S. Bride's Girl Scouts School) (Girl Scouts from St Bride'sº Finishing Establishment⁽⁴: demandº acidulateds⁴⁾),º^1)x| a ^|2month's^2| bunch of pretty maidens ⁽⁶who who,^{6) |2}while they pick ⁽⁴at on⁴⁾ her,º^{2| |8}their pet peeve,^8| form ^|8with valkyrienne licence^8| a the guard ⁽¹of honour of for¹⁾ the beautiful bl

⁽¹Izod: izod⁽⁴;^{4)1) |x(1}Miss Herself (Miss Butys Pott⁽⁴: ^|shaskº the attendantess for a leaflet^sh|4)),^1)x| a ⁽¹beautiful bewitching^{1) |a}blonde (approached ^|2blonde, blonde who dimples delightfully, and is^2| approached^a| in loveliness only by her ⁽¹grateful^{1) |a}sisterº^a| reflection in a ^|amirror) mirror,º^{a| |2}the ⁽⁴pearl cloud⁴⁾ of the opal,^2| who,º having jilted ⁽⁶Glug Glugg⁶⁾, is ⁽¹now being fatally¹⁾ fascinated by
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⁽¹Chuff, ^|2Chuff; chuff⁽⁴;^{4)2|1) (1}(Mr Sean O'Mailey⁽⁴: ^|shseeº the chalk and sanguine pictograph on the safety drop^sh|4)),¹⁾ the ^|2fine ^|s+frank^s+|2| fairhairedº ⁽¹fellow^{1) |2}of the ⁽⁶fairy tales, fairytalesº^6)2| who wrestles ^|8for tophole^8| with the ^(1|3bold ^|abald bold^a|3|1) badº ^|s+8black bleak^{s+|8| |2}boy boy,º^{2| (1|2}Glug ⁽⁶Glug Glugg⁶⁾,º^{2| |2}all the time geminally^2|1) about caps or ^|8|apuds or tog bags or bog gats or^a| chuting ^|aredskin generally rudskin gunerally^{a| |s+}or^s+|8| something^|err,º^{err| (1}till until^{1) |2}their shadows make they ⁽⁴shadowshow adumbrace^4)2| a pattern of somebody ⁽¹or other ^|2or other, ⁽⁴elseorother, else or other,^4)2|1) after which they are both ^|8carried off the set and^{8| (1}brought home ^|2|~with their polls apart^~|2| to be^{1) |a|2}well soundly soundlyº soaped soaped, spongedº and^2|a| scrubbed ^|2again^2| by

⁽¹Ann, ann⁽⁴;^{4)1) (1}(Miss Corrie ⁽⁴Correndo Corriendo^|8, Grischun ^|s+scola scoula^s+|8|: ^|shbringº the babes,^{sh| |8}Pieder, Poder and Turtey,^8| she mistributes mandamus monies ^|8|aafterº perdunamento, ^|bhendrud aloven entrees,^{b|a| |a}at the pulcinellis must not miss our^a| national rooster's rag^8|4)),¹⁾ their poor little old mother-in-lieuº who is ⁽¹the wife of woman of the house^|8, playing opposite to^8| to¹⁾

⁽¹Hump, hump⁽⁴;^{4)1) (1}(Mr Makeall Gonne⁽⁴:º ^|shread the sayings from ^|shLaxdaelasagaº^sh| in the programme^{sh| |sh}about King Ericus of Schweden and the spirit's whispers in his magical helmet^sh|4)),^{1) |3(4}Cap a pipe cap-a-pipe^{4) |a}and with^{a| |9}watch and topper, watch, topper,º coat, crest and supporters,^9|3| the cause of all ⁽¹the trouble at present ^|s3the confusion ⁽⁴the troubles ^|shour grievances, the whirl,º the flash and the trouble^sh|4)s3|, who, having partially recovered from a recent impeachment,º ^|2due to egg everlasting,º^{2| |9}but throughandthoroughly proconverted,º^9| is^{1) |8}studdingº sail once more, jibsheets and royals, ^|9in the semblance of the substance for the membrance of the umbrance with the remnanceº of the emblence reveiling a quemdam supercargo, of The Rockery, Poopinheavin,^9| andº^8| engaged in entertaining ^|ain his ^|8pilgrimst^8| customhouse^{a| |9}at Caherlehome-upon-Eskur^{9| |8}those statutory persons^8|
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⁽¹The Customers, the customers⁽⁴;^{4)1) (1}(Components of the Afterhoursº Courses ^|2of representative civics^2| at Stº ^|s3Laurence O'Toole's Patricius'^s3| Academy for Grownup Gentlemen⁽⁴: consultº the annuary^|8, coldporters sibsuction^8|4)),¹⁾ a ^|2|~draughthoarse^~|2| bundle of ⁽⁴⁽⁶adozen a dozen of^{6)4) |2}representatives representative ^(4|shlocomotive^sh|4) civics ^|a(4inn quest of outings⁴⁾, each of whom is a jactitator,º^a|2| who are ^|8still more^{8| (1}sloppily¹⁾ served ^|8after every cup final^8| by

⁽¹Saunderson, ^|2Saunderson; saunderson⁽⁴;^{4)2|1) (1}(Mr Knut Oelsvinger⁽⁴:º ^|8Tiffst Tiffsdays off, Wouldntstaysº in bad,^{8| |sh}imitation of flatfish, torchbearing supperaape, ^|10bad dud^10| halfsovereign, ^|9no chee daily,^9| rolly pollsies, Glen of the Downsº,^{sh| |8}the Gugnir, his geyswerks, his earsequack, his lokistroki,^8| o.s.v.⁴⁾),¹⁾ a ^|8scherinsheiner and^{8| (1}spoilcurate, spoilcurate^|8, unconcerned in the mystery but under the inflounce of the milldieuw^8| and¹⁾ butt of

⁽¹Kate, kate⁽⁴;^{4)1) (1}(Miss Rachel Lea Varian⁽⁴: ^|shsheº tells forkings for baschfellors, under ^|shpurdah^sh| of ^|shcard palmer^{sh| |9}teaput tosspot^{9| |sh}Madam d'Elta,^sh| during the pawses^sh|4)),^{1) |s+2}cook-and-general ^|8kook-and-general kook-and-dishdrudge, whitch believes wanthingthats, whouse be the churchyard or whorts ^|ain up^a| the aasgaardº, the show must go on^8|s+|2|.

^|8Time: the pressant.^8|

^|aWith ^|8futurist ^|s+|errone-horse onehorseº^{err|s+|8| |9}battle balletbattle^9| pictures ⁽¹and the Pageant of ^|8Past^8| History¹⁾ worked up ^|9with animal variations amid evergladingº mangrovemazes
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and propounded for cyclologicalº beorbtracktors^9| by Messrs ^|2Blood Thud^2| and ⁽¹Thunder, ^|2Thunder Blunderº^2|.^{1) (4|sh}Shadows by the film folk. Massesº by the good people.^{sh| |sh}Promptings by Elanio Vitale. Longshots, upcloses, outblacks and stagetolets by Hexenschuss, Coachmaher, Incubone and Rocknarrag.^{sh|4) (1}costumes ^|2Costumes specially ⁽⁵Dresses ^|shCreations^sh|5) tastefully^2|1) designed by Madame ^|2Berthe^{2| (1}Delamode, dances Delamode. Dances¹⁾ arranged by Harley ⁽¹Quin Quinn¹⁾ and ⁽¹Column Bin, ^|8Coldlimbeina Coollimbeina^8|.^{1) (1}songs, jokes Jests, jokes, ⁽⁴songs jigs⁴⁾¹⁾ and ⁽¹properties ⁽⁴music jorums⁴⁾¹⁾ for the ⁽¹wake Wake^{1) (1}supplied by lent from the properties of^{1) (4|sh}the late cemented^sh|4) Mr ⁽⁴Timothy T. M.^{4) (1}Finnegan, Finnegan ⁽⁶R.I.P. R.I.C.^{6)1) |3}Lipmasks and hairwigs by Ouida ⁽⁴Nooike Nooikke⁴⁾. Limes ^(5|shand Floods^sh|5) by Crooker and Toll. ^(4|shKopay ⁽⁶pipe pibe⁶⁾ by Kappa Pedersen.^{sh| |sh}Hoed Pine hat ^|shwith twentyfour ventholes^sh| by Morgen.^{sh|4) |9}Bosse and stringbag from Heteroclitheroe's Endsoddsº and All Ladies' ^|aPresents, redresspectively Presentsº.^a| Tree taken for grafted. Rock rent.^{9| |8}Phenecian blends and Sourdanian doofpoosts by Shauvesourishe and Wohntbedarft.^{8| |9}The oakmulberryeke with silktrick twomesh from Shop-Sowyº, ^|aSeedsmanfellow Seedsmanchapº^a|. Grabstone beg from General Orders Mailed.^9| The crack ^(4|sh(That's Cork!º)^sh|4) by a ⁽⁴person in the pit ^|shsmoker from the gods^sh|4).º^{3| (4|sh}The interjection (Buckley!º) by the firemenº
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in the ^|s+8pit, pit.^{s+|8|sh| |sh|s+8}accidental Accidental^s+|8| music providentially arranged by L'Archetº and Laccorde.^{sh| |9}Melodiotiosities in purefusion by the score.^{9| |sh}To start with in the beginning, we need ^|s+8barely say scarcely hardly hirtly bemark^s+|8|, a community prayer, everyone for himself, and to conclude with as an exodus, we think it well to add, a chorale in canon, good for us all for us all us all all.^{sh| |sh}Songs betune the acts by the ambiamphions of ^|shAnnapolis^sh|, Joan MockComicº, male soprano, and Jean Souslevin, bass noble, ^|s+8respectively, respectively:^s+|8| O, Mester Sogermonº, ef thes es whot ye deux, then I'mº not surpleased^{sh| |sh}ye want that bottle of Sauvequipeuº ^sh| and Oh Off Nunch Der Rasche Ver Lasse Mitsch Nitschtº.^{4) |8}Till the summit scenes of climbacks castastrophearº The Bearded Mountainº (Polymop Baretherootsch)º and The River Romps to Nursery (Maidykins in Undiform).^{8| (1}the The¹⁾ whole ⁽¹⁽⁴whirligig ⁽⁶thingamagog thugogmagog^|9, including the portions understood to be a oddmitted as the results of the respective titulars neglecting to produce themselves,^9|6)4)1) to be wound up ^|9for an afterenactment^{9| (1}with by¹⁾ a ⁽¹magnificent transformation scene Magnificent Transformation Scene¹⁾ showing the ⁽¹Radium¹⁾ Wedding of ⁽⁶Night and Morning Neid and Moorning^6)|2|~,^{~| |a|~}arrayed as^{~|a| |~}the daughter of Tyre^{~| |a}with ^|~and^{~|a| |~}the son of Ausonius,^~|2| and the Dawn of ^|2Peace PEACEº^2|(1, Pure, Perfect and Perpetual,¹⁾ Waking the Weary of the World.^a|

^|aAn argument ⁽¹follows, follows.^1)a|