Every evening at lighting up o'clock sharp and until further ⁽⁴notice, notice in ^|shFeenichts Playhouse^sh|. ^|sh(Bar and conveniencesº always open.)^sh| with With⁴⁾ serial redistribution of parts and players and daily dubbing of ghosters under the distinguished patronage of Their Elderships the Oldens ⁽⁴from the four coroners⁴⁾ of Findrias, Murias, Gorias and Falias. ⁽⁴Messrs Messoirs the ^|shCoarb,^sh|4) Clive Sollis, Galorius Kettle, Pobiedo ⁽⁴Lancey, Lancey & and⁴⁾ Pierre ⁽⁴Dusort, Dusort. ^|shWhileº the Caesar-in-Chief looks. On.^{sh| |sh}Sennet^sh|. the The⁴⁾ mime of Mick, Nick ⁽⁴& and⁴⁾ the Maggies, ⁽⁴Featuring, featuring:⁴⁾

glug⁽⁴;⁴⁾ (Mr Seumas MacQuillad⁽⁴: ^|shhearº the riddles between the robot in his dress circular and the gagster in the rogues' gallery^sh|4)), the bold bad black boy of the storybooks who has been divorced into the disgrace court by

the floras⁽⁴;⁴⁾ (Girl Scouts from St Bride's Finishing Establishment⁽⁴: demandº acidulateds⁴⁾), a month's bunch of pretty maidens who while they pick ⁽⁴at on⁴⁾ her, form the guard for

izod⁽⁴;⁴⁾ (Miss Butys Pott⁽⁴: ^|shaskº the attendantess for a leaflet^sh|4)), a bewitching blonde who dimples delightfully and is approached in loveliness only by her grateful sister reflection in a mirror, the ⁽⁴pearl cloud⁴⁾ of the opal, who, having jilted Glug, is being fatally fascinated by
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chuff⁽⁴;⁴⁾ (Mr Sean O'Mailey⁽⁴: ^|shseeº the chalk and sanguine pictograph on the safety drop^sh|4)), the fine frank fairhaired fellow of the fairy tales, who wrestles with the bold bad black boy, Glug, geminally about caps or something until they ⁽⁴shadowshow adumbrace⁴⁾ a pattern of somebody ⁽⁴elseorother, else or other,⁴⁾ after which they are both brought home to be soundly soaped, sponged and scrubbed again by

ann⁽⁴;⁴⁾ (Miss Corrie ⁽⁴Correndo Corriendo: ^|shbringº the babes,^sh| she mistributes mandamus monies ⁴⁾), their poor little old mother-in-lieu who is woman of the house to

hump⁽⁴;⁴⁾ (Mr Makeall Gonne⁽⁴:º ^|shread the sayings from ^|shLaxdaelasagaº^sh| in the programme^{sh| |sh}about King Ericus of Schweden and the spirit's whispers in his magical helmet^sh|4)), ⁽⁴Cap a pipe cap-a-pipe⁴⁾ with watch and topper, the cause of all ⁽⁴the troubles ^|shour grievances, the whirl,º the flash and the trouble^sh|4), who, having partially recovered from a recent impeachment, due to egg everlasting, is engaged in entertaining in his customhouse
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the customers⁽⁴;⁴⁾ (Components of the Afterhours Courses at St Patricius' Academy for Grownup Gentlemen⁽⁴: consultº the annuary ⁴⁾), a bundle of ⁽⁴adozen⁴⁾ representative ^(4|shlocomotive^sh|4) civics ⁽⁴inn quest of outings⁴⁾, each of whom is a jactitator, who are sloppily served by

saunderson⁽⁴;⁴⁾ (Mr Knut Oelsvinger⁽⁴:º ^|shimitation of flatfish, torchbearing supperaape, bad halfsovereign, rolly pollsies, Glen of the Downsº,^sh| o.s.v.⁴⁾), a spoilcurate and butt of

kate⁽⁴;⁴⁾ (Miss Rachel Lea Varian⁽⁴: ^|shsheº tells forkings for baschfellors, under ^|shpurdah^sh| of ^|shcard palmer^{sh| |sh}Madam d'Elta,^sh| during the pawses^sh|4)), kook-and-general.

With battle pictures and the Pageant of History worked up by Messrs Thud and Blunder. ^(4|shShadows by the film folk. Massesº by the good people.^{sh| |sh}Promptings by Elanio Vitale. Longshots, upcloses, outblacks and stagetolets by Hexenschuss, Coachmaher, Incubone and Rocknarrag.^sh|4) Dresses tastefully designed by Madame Berthe Delamode. Dances arranged by Harley Quinn and Coldlimbeina. Jests, jokes, ⁽⁴songs jigs⁴⁾ and ⁽⁴music jorums⁴⁾ for the Wake lent from the properties of ^(4|shthe late cemented^sh|4) Mr ⁽⁴Timothy T. M.⁴⁾ Finnegan R.I.P. Lipmasks and hairwigs by Ouida ⁽⁴Nooike Nooikke⁴⁾. Limes by Crooker and Toll. ^(4|shKopay pipe by Kappa Pedersen.^{sh| |sh}Hoed Pine hat ^|shwith twentyfour ventholes^sh| by Morgen.^sh|4) The crack ^(4|sh(That's Cork!º)^sh|4) by a ⁽⁴person in the pit ^|shsmoker from the gods^sh|4). ^(4|shThe interjection (Buckley!º) by the firemenº
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in the pit,^{sh| |sh}accidental music providentially arranged by L'Archetº and Laccorde.^{sh| |sh}To start with in the beginning, we need barely say, a community prayer, everyone for himself, and to conclude with as an exodus, we think it well to add, a chorale in canon, good for us all for us all us all all.^{sh| |sh}Songs betune the acts by the ambiamphions of ^|shAnnapolis^sh|, Joan MockComicº, male soprano, and Jean Souslevin, bass noble, respectively, O, Mester Sogermonº, ef thes es whot ye deux, then I'mº not surpleased^{sh| |sh}ye want that bottle of Sauvequipeuº^sh| and Oh Off Nunch Der Rasche Ver Lasse Mitsch Nitschtº.⁴⁾ The whole ⁽⁴whirligig thingamagog⁴⁾ to be wound up by a Magnificent Transformation Scene showing the Radium Wedding of Night and Morning and the Dawn of PEACE, Pure, Perfect and Perpetual, Waking the Weary of the World.

An argument follows.