⁽¹Glug: glug; Mr Shemus Pannem (Mr Seumas Quillad),¹⁾ the bad black boy of the ⁽¹storybook storybooksº¹⁾ who has been sent into disgrace by

⁽¹The Floras: the floras; (S. Bride's Girl Scouts School) (Girl Scouts from St Bride'sº Finishing Establishment),º¹⁾ a bunch of pretty maidens who form the guard ⁽¹of honour of for¹⁾

⁽¹Izod: izod; Miss Herself (Miss Butys Pott),¹⁾ a ⁽¹beautiful bewitching¹⁾ blonde, approached in loveliness only by her ⁽¹grateful¹⁾ sister reflection in a mirror, who, having jilted Glug, is ⁽¹now being fatally¹⁾ fascinated by
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⁽¹Chuff, Chuff; (Mr Sean O'Mailey),¹⁾ the fairhaired ⁽¹fellow¹⁾ who wrestles with the ⁽¹bold¹⁾ bad black boy ⁽¹Glug all the time¹⁾ about caps or something ⁽¹till until¹⁾ their shadows make a pattern of somebody ⁽¹or other or other,¹⁾ after which they are both ⁽¹brought home to be¹⁾ well scrubbed by

⁽¹Ann, ann; (Miss Corrie Correndo),¹⁾ their poor little old mother-in-lieu who is ⁽¹the wife of woman of the house to¹⁾

⁽¹Hump, hump; (Mr Makeall Gonne),¹⁾ the cause of all ⁽¹the trouble at present the confusion, who, having partially recovered from a recent impeachment,º is¹⁾ engaged in entertaining in his customhouse
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⁽¹The Customers, the customers; (Components of the Afterhoursº Courses at Stº Laurence O'Toole's Academy for Grownup Gentlemen),¹⁾ a bundle of representatives who are ⁽¹sloppily¹⁾ served by

⁽¹Saunderson, Saunderson; (Mr Knut Oelsvinger),¹⁾ a ⁽¹spoilcurate, spoilcurate and¹⁾ butt of

⁽¹Kate, kate; (Miss Rachel Lea Varian),¹⁾ cook-and-general.

With battle pictures ⁽¹and the Pageant of History¹⁾ worked up by Messrs Blood and ⁽¹Thunder, Thunder. costumes Costumes specially¹⁾ designed by Madame ⁽¹Delamode, dances Delamode. Dances¹⁾ arranged by Harley ⁽¹Quin Quinn¹⁾ and ⁽¹Column Bin, Coldlimbeina. songs, jokes Jests, jokes, songs¹⁾ and ⁽¹properties music¹⁾ for the ⁽¹wake Wake supplied by lent from the properties of¹⁾ Mr Timothy ⁽¹Finnegan, Finnegan R.I.P. the The¹⁾ whole ⁽¹whirligig¹⁾ to be wound up ⁽¹with by¹⁾ a ⁽¹magnificent transformation scene Magnificent Transformation Scene¹⁾ showing the ⁽¹Radium¹⁾ Wedding of Night and Morning and the Dawn of Peace⁽¹, Pure, Perfect and Perpetual,¹⁾ Waking the Weary of the World.

An argument ⁽¹follows, follows.¹⁾