So?º

Whoº do you no tonigh, lazy and gentleman?

Theº echo is where in the back of the wodes; ^|4call him callhim^4| forthº!

(Shaunº mac Mac Irewick, briefdragger, for the concern of Messrs Jhon Jhamiesonº and Song, rated one hundrick and thin per storehundred on this nightly quisquiquock of the twelve apostrophes, set by Jockit Mic Ereweak. He misunderstruck anº aim ^|6for am ottoº^6| of number three of them and left his free natural ripostes to four of them in their own fine artful disorder.)º

H 1.º What secondtonone myther rector and maximost bridgesmaker was the first to rise taller through his beanstale than the bluegum ^|10baobabbaum buaboababbaumº^10| or the giganteous Wellingtonia Sequoia;º went nudiboots with trouters into a liffeyette when she was barely in her trickliesº; was well known to claud a conciliation cap onto the esker of his hooth; sports a chainganger's albert solemenly over his hullender's epulence; thought he weighed a new ton when there felled his first lapapple; gave the heinousness of choice to ^|2us everyknight^2| betwixt yesterdicks and twomaries; had sevenal successivecoloured ^|2serevanmaids serebanmaids^2| on the same big white drawingroom drawringroam horthrug; is a Willbeforce to this hour at house as he was in heather; pumped the catholick wartrey and shocked the prodestung boyne; killed his own hungery self in anger as a young man;º found fodder for five when allmarken rose goflooded; ^|7with ^|errIrish Hirishº^err| tutores Cornish made easy; voucher
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of rotables, toll of the road;^7| bred manyheaded stepsonsº for one leapyourown taughter; ^|6|~has a block at Morgen's and a hatache all the afterlunch;^~|6| is too funny for a fish and has too much outside for an insect; ^|4like a heptagon crystal emprisoms trues and faussº for us; is infinite swell in unfitting induments; once once was he shovelled and once was he arsoned and once was he inundered and she hung him out billbailey; has a quadrant ^|ain onº^a| his tile to tell Toler cadº a'clog it is;^{4| |6|x}offers chances to Longº on ^|~and but^~| stands up to ^|~leg Legge^~| before;^{x| |x}found coal at ^|~the^~| end of his harrow and mossroses behind the seams;^x|
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^|xmade a fort out of his postern ^|~& and^~| wrote F.E.R.T.º on his unread buckler;^{x| |x}is escapemaster-in-chief from all sorts of houdingplaces;^{x| |x}if he ^|+lords it harrods outharrods^+| against barkers,º to the shoolbred he acts whiteley;^{x| |x}was evacuated at the mere appearance of ^|~3 three^~| germhuns and twice besieged by a sweep;^{x| |8}from zoomorphology to omnianimalism he is brooched by the spin of a coin;^{8| |x}towers, an eddistoon,º amid the lamplessº casting ^|+swannlights swannbeams^+| on the ^|+flood deep^+|; ^|azemzem, zemzem;º^{a|x| |x|+}speaks threatens^+| thunder upon ^|~malefactions malefactors^~| and sends whispers up ^|awenches' greats fraufraus'º froufrous^a|;^{x| |7}when Dook Hookbackcrook upsits his ass booseworthies jeer and junket but they boos him oos and baas his aas when he lukes like Hunkett Plunkettº; by sosano ^|asosansos sosannsosº^a| and search a party on a lady of this city; business, reading newspaper, smoking cigar, arranging tumblers on table, eating meals, ^|s8etcetera, pleasure, pleasure, etcetera,^s8| etcetera, pleasure, eating meals, arranging tumblers on table, smoking cigar, reading newspaper^|s8, business^s8|;^{7| |x}minerals, wash and brush up, local views, juju toffee, comic and birthdays cards;^{x| |x}those were the days and he was ^|~the their^~| hero;^{x| |7}pink sunset shower, red clay cloud, sorrow of Sahara, oxhide ofº Iren; arraigned and attainted, listed and lited, pleaded and proved; catches his check at banck of Indgangd and ^|s8mates endurses^s8| his doom at chapel exit;^{7| |x}brain of the franks, hand of ^|+a the^+| christian, tongue of the ^|~greek north^~|;^{x| |x}commands to dinner ^|~& and^~| calls the bluff;^{x| |~}has a block at Morgen's and a hatache all the ^|+afterlunch afternunch^+|;^{~| |x}plays gehamerat when he's ernst but misses mouseyº when he's lustyg;^{x| |x}walked as far as the Head where he sat in state onº the Rump;^{x| |x}shows Early English ^|~a hagioscope, tracemarks and^~| a marigold window with manigilt lights, ^|~a ^|+hagioscope myrioscope^+|,^~| two remarkable piscines and ^|~3 three wellworthseeing^~| ambries;^{x| |x}arches ^|~in his portals all portcullised^~| and his nave dates from dots;^{x| |x}is
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a ^|+clock ^|atimepiece horologe^a|+| unstoppable and the ^|+Ben Benn^+| of all bells; fuit, isst and herit,º and though he's mildewstaned ^|~unread he's^~| mouldystoned;^{x| |x}is ^|~a^~| quercuss in ^|~new the^~| forest but ^|~plain plane^~| member for Megalopolis;^{x| |8|x}mountunmighty, faunonfleetfoot; plank in our platform, blank in our scoutumº; hidal, in carucates he is enumerated, hold as an earl, he counts; shipshaped phrase of buglooking words; with a form like the easing moments of a graminivorous; to our dooms brought he law, our manoirs he made his vill of;^{x|8| |x}was an overgrind to the underground and acqueduced ^|~for fierythroats^~|;^{x| |x|a}sets all the lads a whooping sends boys in socks acoughawhooping^a| when he lets farth his ^|~escape gas carbonoxside,º^~| and ^|aunread ^|~unread silk^~|a| stockings show her shapings when ^|~he's loosed his he looses^~| hose on hers;^{x| |~}stocks dry puder for the Ill people and ^|+gilt pills pinkun's pellets^+| for all the Pale; gave his mundyfoot to Miserius, her pinch to Anna Livia, that superfine pigtail to Cerisia Cerosia and quid rides to Titius, Caius and Sempronius; made the man who had no notion of shopkeepers feel he'd rather play the duke than play the gentleman; shot two queans and shook three caskles when he won his game of dwarfs;º^{~| |~}fumes inwards like a strombolist till he smokes at both ends;^{~| |x}Manmoteº, be fierº of
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him, Womankindº, pietad!;^{x| |~}shows one white drift of snow among the ^|+heather of his head gorsegrowth of his crown^+| and a ^|+hidinghood chaperon^+| of repentance on that which shed gore;^{~|6| |7}pause and quies, triple bill;^{7| |6|+|a}went by metro for the polis and then hoved by;^a| to the finders, hail!; woa, you that seek!; whom fillth had plenished, dearth devoured; ^|7hock is leading, cocoa comes next, emery tries for the flag; can dance the O'Bruin's polerpasse at Noolahn to his own orchistruss accompaniment; took place before the internatural convention of catholic midwives and found stead before the congress for the study of endonational calamities; makes a delictuous entrée and finishes off the course between sweets and savouries; flouts for forecasts, flairs for finds and the fun of the fray on the fairground;^7| cleared out three hundred sixty five idles to set up one all khalassal for henwives hoping to have males; the flawhoolagh, the grasping one, the kindler of ^|asolemn paschal^a| fire; forbids us our trespassers as we foregateº him; ^|athe phoenix ^|bis be^b| his pyre, the cineres his ^|bsure sire^b|!;^a| piles big pelium on little ossas like the pilluls of hirculeads; has an eatupus complex
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and a drinkthedregs kink; sells wurstmeats for chumps and cowcarlows for scullions; when he plies for our favour is very trolly ours; two psychic ^|amarriages espousals^a| and three desertions; may be matter of fact nowº but was futter of magd then; ^|7Cattermole Hill, ex-mountain of flesh,º was reared up by stress and sank under strain; tank it up, dank it up, tells the tailor to his tout;^7| entoutcas for a man, but bit a thimble for a maid; blimp, blump; ^|7a dud letter, a sing a song a sylble,º a byword, a ^|10suspended sentence sentence with surcease^10|;^7| while stands his canyouseehim frails shall fall; was hatched at Cellbridge but ejoculated abrood; as it gan in the biguinnengs and so wound up in a battle of Boss; ^|aRoderick, Roderick, Roderick, O, you've ^|bblank gone^b| the way of the Danes;^a| variously catalogued, regularly regrouped; ^|7a bushboy'sº holoday, a quacker's mating, a wenches' sandbath; the same homoheatherous checkinlossegg as when Sollyeyeº airly blew ye;^7| real detonation but false report; spa mad a but inn sane; half emillian via bogus census but a no street hausmann when ^|10allphaund allphannd^10|; is the handiest of all andies and a most alleghant spot to dump your hump; hands his secession to the new patricius but plumps plebmatically for the bloody old centuries; eats with doors open and ruts with gates ^|ashut closed^a|; some dub him ^|aAndey Rotshield^a| and more limn him Rockyfellow; shows he's fly to both demisfairs but thries to cover up his tracers; seven dovecotes cooclaim to have been ^|apigeonhouse pigeonheim^a| to this homer, ^|aSmerrnon Smerrnion^a|, Rhoebok, Kolonskeaghº, Seapoint, Quayhowth, Ashtown, Ratheny; independent of the lordship of chamberlain, acknowledging the rule of Rome; ^|8we saw thy farm at Useful Prine, Domhnall, Domhnall;^{8| |a}smells reeksº^a| like ill Ilbelpaeseº and looks like Iceland's Earº; lodged at quot places, lived through tot reigns; takes a szumbath for his weekend and a wassarnap for his refreskment; after a good bout at stoolball
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enjoys Giroflee Giroflaa; ^|awhat Nevermore missed and Colombo found;^{a| |a|b|c}hinted at in Humphrey's Justice of the Jaypees and hunted for by Theban recensors who sniff there's something behind the Bug of the Deaf; ^|~hinted at in the eschatological chapters of Humphrey's Justesse of the Jaypees and hunted for by Theban recensors who sniff there's something behind the Bug of the Deaf;^~|c|b|a| believes in everyman his own goaldkeeper and in Africa for the fullblacks; the arc of his dryveº was forty full; and his stumps were pulled at eighty; boasts him ^|ato the thick-in-thews^a| the oldest creater in Aryania and looks down on the ^|aAlpies as Suiss family Collesons whom he calls^a| les nouvelles roches; though his heart, soul and spirit turn to pharaoph times,º his love, faith and
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hope ^|aare in stick to^a| futuerism; light leglifters cense him souriantes from afore while ^|abase boor^a| browbenders curse curse him grommelants ^|ain to^a| his hindmost; ^|7between youlasses and yeladst glimpse of Evinº; the Lug his peak has, the Luk his pile; drinks tharr and wodhar for his asama and eats the unparishable sow to styve off reglar rack;º the beggars cloak himº reclined about his paddystool, the whores winken him as they walk their side; ^|aon Christienmas at Advent Lodge, New Yealand, after a lenty illness the roeverand Mr Easterling of pentecostitis, no followers by bequest, fanfare all private;^a| Gone Where Glory Waits Him (Ball, bulletist) but Not Here Yet (Maxwell, clark);^7| comminxed under articles but phoenished a borgiess; ^|7from the vat on the bier through the burre in the dark to the buttle of the bawn;^7| is Alº ^|ain an^a| the highest but Roh ^|aat the re his^a| root; ^|++filled fanned of ^|errheckleberries hackleberriesº^err| whenas all was tuck and toss up for him as a yangster to fall fou of hockinbechers wherein he had gauged the use of raisin;º^++| ads aliments, das doles, ^|10rups raps^{10| |a}roots rustics^a|, tams turmoil;º sas seed enough for a semination but sues skivvies on the sly; learned to ^|atalk speak^a| from hand to mouth till he could talk earish with his eyes shut; hacked his way through hickheckhocks ^|aand but^a| hanged forº ^|ahelp hishelp^a| from there hereafters; rialtorº, annesleyg, binn and balls,º to say nothing atolk of New Comyn; ^|7the gleam of the glow of the shine of the sun through the dearth of the dirth ^|aof on^a| the blush of the brick of the viled ville of Barnehulme has dust turned to brown;^7| these dyed to tartan him, rueroot, dulse, bracken, teasel, fuller's ash, sundew and cress; long gunn but not for cotton; stood his sharp ^|asiege assault^a| of famine, but grew girther and, girther and girther; he has twenty four ^|aor so^a| cousins germinating in the United States ^|aof America^a| and a namesake with ^|aa capital an initial^a| difference in the ^|aonce^a| kingdom of Poland; his first's a young rose and his second's French-Egyptian and his whole means a slump at Christie's; ^|aout forth^a| of his pierced part came the woman of his dreams, blood thicker,º then water ⁽⁺⁺and,º last⁺⁺⁾ trade overseas; buyshop of Glintylook, eorl of Hoed; you and I are in him surrented by ^|errbrown brwnº^err| bldns; Elin's flee polt pelhaps but Hwang Chang evelytime; he ^|errwas one of your one was your ofº^err| highbigpipey boys but fancy him as smoking fags ^|errat his his atº^err| time of
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life; Mount of Mish, Mell of Moy; had two cardinal ventures and three capitol sinks; has a peep in his pocketbook and a packetboat in his keep; B.V.H., B.L.G., P.P.M., T.D.S., V.B.D., T.C.H., L.O.N.; is ^|aBreakfaith Breakfates^a|, Lunger, Diener and
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Souper;^{+| |s+}as the streets were paved with cold he felt his topperairy; thought taught himself skating and learned how to fall; distinctly dirty but rather a dear; ^|7hoveth chieftains evrywehr, with morder;^7| Ostman Effendi, Serge Paddishaw; ^|sabosses baases^sa| two ma mmany andº ^|saouthorrids all tetrarches outpriams all his parisites^sa|; first of the fenians, roi des fainéantsº; his Tiara of scones was held unfillable till one Liam Fail felled him in Westmunster; was ^|sashook shuckº^sa| out of his sittem when he rowed ^|sasaulely^sa| to demask us; and to our appauling predicament brought usº plagues ^|saand from^sa| Buddapest;^{s+| |+}put a matchhead on an aspenstalk and set sent the living a fire; speared the rod and spoiled the lightning; married with cakes and and ^|sarepanted repunked^sa| with pleasure; till he was buried ^|sawhoowhoopy howhappy^sa| was he and he made the welkins ring with Up Micawber!; god at the top of the staircase, carrion on the mat of ^|sagrass straw^sa|; ^|8|xthe false hood of a spindler web chokes the cavemouth of his unsightliness but the nestlings that liven his leafscreen sing him a lover of arbuties; we strike hands over his ^|10bloody bloodied^10| warsheet but we are pledged entirely to his green mantle; our friend vikelegal, our swaran foeº; under the four stones by his streams who vanished the wassailbowl at the joy of shells; Mora and Lora had a hill of a high time looking down on his confusion till firm look in readiness, forward spear and the windfoot of curach strewed the lakemist of Lego over the last of his fields; we darkened for you, faulterer, in the year of mourning but we'll d fidhil to the dim twinklersº when the streamy morvenlight calls up the sunbeam;^x|8| his striped ^|satrousers pantaloons^sa|, his rather strange walk; hereditatis columna erecta, ^|ahagiom hagion^a| chiton ⁽⁺⁺araphon eraphon⁺⁺⁾; nods a nap for the nonce but crows cheerio when they get ^|aecunomical ecunemical^a|; is a simultaneous equator of ^|aintegers ^|belimbinated^b| integras^a| when three upon one is by inspection improper; ^|8has the most conical hodpiece of confusianist heronim and that ^|achuffuous chuchuffuous^a| chinchin of his is like a footsey kungoloo around Taishantyland;^8| he's as globeful as a gasometer of lithium and luridity and ^|ait was thirty he was thrice ten^a| anular
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years before he ^|agot wallowed^a| round Raggiant Circos; ^|8the cabalstone at the coping of his cairnº is a canine constant but only an amirican could apparoxymeteº the apeupresiosity of his atlast's alongement; sticklered rights and lefts at Baddersdown in his hunt for the boar ^|10trwuth trwth^10| but made his end with the modareds that came at him in Camlenstrete; a hunnibal in exhaustive conflict, an otho to return; burning body to aiger air on melting mountain in wooing wave;^8| we go into him sleepy children, we come out of him strucklers for life; ^|7|xhe divested to save from the Mrs Drownings their rival queens while Grogshawº, Bragshaw and Renshaw made off with his storen clothes; taxed and rated, licensedº and ranted; his threefaced stonehead was found on a whitehorse hill and the print of his costellous feet is seen in the goat's grasscircle; pull the blind, toll the deaf and call dumb, lame and halty;^x|7| Miraculone, Monstrucceleen; led the upplaws
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at the Creation and hissed a snake charmer off her stays;^{+| |7|a}hounder hounded^a| become haunter, hunter become fox; harrier, marrierº, terrier, tav; Olaph the Oxman, Thorker the Tourable;^{7| |s+}you feel he is Vespasian yet you think of him as as ^|aCaurelius Aurelius^a|; ^|8whugamore, tradertory, socianist, commoniser;^8| made a summer assault on our shores and begiddy got his sands full;^{s+| |7}first he shot down Raglan Road and then he tore up Marlborough Place; ^|aCromlechheight and Crommalhill were his farfamed ^|bfootrests feetrests^b| when our ^|blarge lurch^b| as lout let free into the Lubar ^|bloved heloved^b|;^{a|7| |+}mareschalled his wardmotes and delimited the main; netted before nibbling, can scarce turn a scale but, grossed after meals, weighs a town in himself; ^|a|bf^{b| |b}he all his foretellers he reared a stone and for all his comehethers he planted a tree;^b|a| Banba prayed for his conversion, Beurla missed that grand old voice; ^|7|aa Colossus among cabbages, the Melarancitrone of fruits;^a| larger than life, doughtier than death; Gran Turco, orege forment; lachsembulger, leperlean; the sparkle of his genial fancy, the depth of his calm sagacity, the clearness of his spotless honour, the flow of his boundless benevolence; our family furbear, our tribal tarnpike; quary was he ^|apoisoned invincibled^a| and cur was he burked; partitioned Irskaholm, united Irishmen; he took a svig at his own methyr but ^|ait she^a| tested a bit gorky and ^|aas for^a| the salmon he was coming up in him all life long; comm, eilerdich,º hecklebury,º and sawyer theeº warden;º
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silent as the bee in honey, stark as the breath on hauwck;º Costello, Kinsella, Mahony, Moran, though you rope Amrique your home ruler is Dan; figure ^|aone right^a|, he is hoisted by the scurve of his shaggy neck, figure left, he is rationed in isobaric patties among the crew; a one asks was he poisoned, one thinks how much did he leave; ex-gardener ^|a(Riesengebirger)^a|, fitted up with planturous existencies,º would make Roseoogreedy (mite's) little hose; taut sheets and scuppers awash but the oil silk mack ^|aLiebsterpet^a| micks his aquascutum; the enjoyment he ^|agave took in^a| kay women, the employment he gave to gee men; sponsor to a squad of piercers, ally to a host of rawlies; against lightning, explosion, fire, earthquake, flood, whirlwind, burglary, third party, rot, loss of cash, loss of credit, impact of vehicles;^7| can rant as grave as oxtail soup and chat as gay as a porto ^|aflip flippant^a|; is is unhesitent in his unionism and yet a pigotted nationalist; Sylviacola is shy of him, Matrosenhosens ^|asniff nose^a| the joke;^{+| |s+}shows the sinews of peace in his chest-o-wars;^{s+| |+}fiefeofhome, ninehundred and thirtynineº years ^|aof^a| copyhold; is ^|aever aldays^a| open for polemypolity's cakeº when he's not ^|asuntimes^a| closed for the love of Janus; sucks life's eleaxir from the pettipickles of the Jewess and ruoulls in sulks if any popeling runs down the Huguenots; ^|7Boomaport, Walleslee, Ubermeerschall Blowcher and Supercharger, Monsieur Ducrow;º^7| Mister Mudson, master gardiner;^{+| |s+}to one he's just paunch and judex, to another full of beans and ^|abrains brehons^a|; hallucination, cauchman, ectoplasm;^{s+| |+|a}was a passed for^a| baabaa blacksheep till he grew white woo woo woolly; was
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drummatoysed by MacMilligan'sº daughter and put to music by ^|aRubber Shoeman one shoebard^a|; all fitzpatricks in his emirate remember him, the boys of wetford hail him babu; indanified himself with boro tribute and was ^|10given schenkt^{10| |sa}publicly^sa| to brigstoll; was given the light in drey orchafts and entumuled in threeplexes;^{+| |s+}his likeness is in Terrecuite and he giveth rest to the rainbowedº; lebriety, frothearnityº and quality;^{s+| |+}his reverse makes a virtue of necessity while his obverse mars a mother by invention; ^|sashield beskildº^sa| his gunwale and he's the second imperial, untie his points, ^|aunhook tenters^a| and he's lath and plaster; calls upon Allthing when he fails to appeal ^|aeach to^a| Eachovos; basileusº, ardree, kongsemma, rexregulorum; stood into Dee mouth,
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then backed broadside on Baulacleeva; either eldorado or ultimate thole; a kraal of fou feud fires, a crawl of five pubs; ^|7laid out lashings of laveries to hunt down his family ancestors and then pled double trouble or quick quits to hush the buckers up;^7| threw pebblets for luck over one sodden shoulder and dragooned ^|aa peoplade peoplades^a| armed to their teeth; ^|agay ^|sbpeppet pept^sb|a| as Gaudioº Gambrinus, grim as Potter the Grave; ace of arts, deuce of damimonds, trouble of clubs, fear of spates; cumbrum, ^|10cumbrum,^10| twiniceynurseys fore a drum but ^|athree tre^a| to uno tips the scale; ⁽⁺⁺missing reeled the titleroll opposite a brace of girdles in Silver on the Screenº but was sequenced from the set as Crookback by the even more titulars, Rick, Dave and Barry;⁺⁺⁾ he can get on as early as the twentysecond of Mars but occasionally he doesn't come off before Virgintiquinqueº Floreal; Germinal; his Indian name is ^|aHapapoosiebjibway Hapapoosiesobjibway^a| and his number in arithmosophy is the stars of the plough; took weapon in the province of the ^|aspear pike^a| and let fling his line on Eelwick; moves in vicous ^|10circles cicles^10| yet remews the same; ^|xtheº drain rats bless his offals while the park birds curse his floodlights; ^|7Portobello, Equadocta, Therecocta, Percorello;^7| he pours into the softclad shellborn the hard cash earned in Watling Street;^{x| |7}his birth proved accidental shows his death its grave mistake;^{7| |x}brought us giant ivy from the land of younkers and bewitthered ^|~Apostolicus Apostolopolos^~| with the gale of his gall;^{x| |8}while satisfied that soft youthful bright matchless girls should bosom into fine silkclad joyous blooming young women,º is not so pleased that heavy swearsome strongsmelling irregularshaped men should blottout active handsome wellformed frankeyed boys;^{8| |x}herald hairyfair, alloaf the wheat;^{x| |x|a}marry husband^a| your aunt and ^|arepunk at pleisure endow your nepos^a|; hearken but hush it, screen him and see; ^|ais an archbishopric and was a tradesman's time is, an archbishopric, time was, a tradesmen's^a| entrance;^{x| |8}beckburn brooked with wath, scale scarred by scow;^{8| |x}his rainfall is a couple of kneehighs while his ^|~meanest meanst grass^~| temperature marked three in the shade;^{x| |x}is the meltingpoint of snow and the bubblingplace place of alcohol; has a tussle with the trulls and then does himself justice;^{x| |x}hinted at in ^|athe eschatological chapters of^a| Humphrey's ^|aJustice Justesse^a| of the Jaypeesº and hunted for by Theban recensors who sniff there's
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something behind the Bug of the Deafº;^{x| |7}the king was in
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his cornerwall melking mark so murry, the queen was steep in ^|aambour armbour^a| feeling fain and furry, the mayds was midst the hawthorns shoeing up their hose, out pimps the back guards (pomp!) and pump gun they goes;^{7| |x}to all his foretellers he reared a stone and for all his comehethersº he planted a tree;º^{x| |7}forty acres, sixty miles, white stripe, red stripe, washes his fleet in ^|athe river annacrwatter^a|;^7| Whoaº missed a porter so whot shall he do for he wanted to sit for Pimploco but they've caught him to stand for Sue?; Dutchlord, Dutchlord, overawes us; Headmound, king and martyr, dunstung in the yeastº, Pitre-le-Pore-in-Petrinº, Barth-the-Grete-by-the-Exchange; he ^|afronts upon hestens towards^a| dames troth and wedding hand like the prince of Orange and Nassau while he has trinity left behind him like Bowlbeggar Bill-the-Bustonly; brow of a hazelwood, pool in the dark; changes blowicks into bullocks and a well of Artesia into a bird of Arabia; ^|7the handwriting on his facewall, the cryptoconchoidsiphonostomata in his exprussians;^7| his birthspot lies beyond the herospont and ^|errhisº^err| burialplot in the pleasant little field; is the yldist kiosk on the pleninsula and the unguest hostel in Saint Scholarland; walked ^|aseveral many^a| hundreds and many score miles of streets andº lit thousands ^|aand in^a| one nightlights in hectares of ^|10window windows^10|; his great wide cloak lies on fifteen acres and his little white horse rides decks by dozens our doors; ⁽⁸O sorrow the sail and woeº the rudder that were set for Mairie Quai!;º his suns the huns, his dartars theº tartars, are plenty here today; who repulsed from his burst the bombolts of Ostenton and falchioned each flash downsaduck in the deep; ^|9a personalº problem, a locative enigma; upright one, ^|10vehicle vehicule^10| of arcanisation in the field, lying chap, floodsupplier of celiculation through ebblanes; a part of the whole as a port for a whale; Dear Hewitt ^|errCostello Castelloº^err|, Equerry, we were daylighted with our outing and are looking backwards to unearly summers, from Rhoda Dundrums;^9|8) is above the seedfruit level and outside the leguminiferous zone; when older links lock older hearts then he'll resemble she; can be built ^|aof with^a| glue and clippings, scrawled or voided on a buttress; the night express sings his story, the song of sparrownotes on his stave of wires; he craw crawls with lice, and he swarms with saggarts; is as quiet as a
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musqueº but can be as noisy as a sonogog; was Dilmun when his date was palmy and Mudlin when his nut was cracked; ^|8suck up the sease, lep landº at ease, one lip on his lap and one cushlin his crease; his porter has a mighty grasp and his baxters the boon of broadwhite; as far as wind dries and rain wetsº and sun turns and water bounds he is exalted and depressed, assembled and asundered; go away, we are deluded, come back, we are disghosted;^8| bored the Ostrov, leapt the Inferus, swam the Mabbul and flewº the Moyle; like fat, like fatlike tallow, of greasefulness, yea of dripping greasefulness; did
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not say to the old, old, did not say to the scorbutic, scorbutic; he has founded a house,º Uru, a house he has founded to which he has assigned its fate;^+|6| bears a raaven gueulantº on a fjeld duiv; ^|4wore a halo to ruz the halo off^4| his varlet ^|4and when he^4| appeared to his shecook ^|4asº Haycock, Emmet,º Boaro, Toaro, Osterich, Mangy and Skunk^4|; pressed the beer of aled age out of the nettles of rashness; put a roof on the lodge for Hymn and a coq in his pot ^|6for pro^6| homo; ^|2was dapifer,º then pancircensor,º then hortifex magnus; ^|7the topes that tippled on him, the types that toppled off him;º still starts our haresº yet gates our goat; pocketbook packetboat, gapman, gunrun; the light of other days,º dire dreary darkness; our awful dad, Timour of ^|errTartar Torturº^err|; puzzling, startling, shocking, nay, perturbing;^{7| |4}went puffing from king's brugh to new customs, doffing the ^|+6topper gibbous^+|6| off him to every breach of all size;^{4| |7}with Pa's new haftº and Papa's new helve he's Papapa's old cutlass Papapapa left us; when youngheaded oldshouldered and middlishneck aged about; ^|a|bcaller herring everydaily, turgid tarpon overnight;^b| see Loryon the comaleon that changed endocrine history by loeven his loaf with forty bannocksº; she drove him dafe till he driv her blind up; the pigeons doves be perchin all over him one day on Baslesbridge and the ravens duv be pitchin their dark nets after him the next night behind Koenigstein's Arbour; tronf of the rep, comf of the priv, prosp of the pub; his headwood it's ideal if his feet are bally clay; he crashed in the hollow of the park, trees down, as he soared in the vaguum of the phoenix, stones up; looks like a moultainº boultter and sounds like a rude word;º the ^|errmountain moontaenº^err| view;,º some lumin pale
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round a lamp of succar in ^|bboine boinyn^b| water; three shots a paddyº at up blup saddle; made up to Miss MacCormack Ni Macarthyº who made off with Darly Dermod, swank and swarthy; once diamond cut garnet now dammat cuts groany; you might find him at the Florence but watch outº for him in Wynn's Hotel; ^|bthere's theer's^b| his bow and ^|bwhere's wheer's^b| his ^|bkettle leaker^b| and his heer lies lays his bequiet hearse,º deep; Swed Albiony, ^|10liveliest likeliest^10| villain of the place; Hennery Canterel-Cockranº, eggotisters, limitated; we take our tays and frees our fleas round Sadurn'sº mounted foot; built the Lund's kirk and destroyed the church's landsº; who guessesº his title grabs his deeds; ^|bfletch and prities, fash and chaps;^b| artful Juke of Wilysly; Hugglebelly's Funniral; Kukkuk Kallikak; heard in camera and excruciated;º boon when with benches billeted, bann if buckshotbackshattered;º heavengendered, chaosfoedted, earthborn; his father presumptively ploughed it deep on overtime and his mother as all evince must have travailled her fair share; a footprinse on the Megacene, hetman's unnhorsedº by Searingsand; honorary captain of the extemporised fire brigade, ^|breported to be^b| friendly with the police; the door is still open; the old stock collar is coming back; not forgetting the time you laughed at Elder Charterhouse's duckwhite
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pants and the way you said the whole township can see he his hairy legs; by stealth of a kersse her aulburntress abaft his nape she hung; when his kettle became a ^|10hearth's cult hearthsculdus^10| our thorstyites set their ^|10liffey on afire lymphyamphyre^10|; his yearletter concocted by masterhands of assays, his hallmark imposed by the standard of wrought plate; a pair of pectorals and a triplescreen to get a wind up; lights his pipe with a rosin tree and hires a towhorse to haul his shoes; cures slavey's scurvy, breaks barons boils; called to sell polishº and was found later in a bedroom;^{a|7| |4}has his seat of justice, his house of mercy, his corn o'copious and his stacks a'rye;^{4| |7}prospector, he had a rooksacht, retrospector, he holds the holpenstake;^7| won the freedom of new yoke for the minds of jugoslaves; wanama acts active, ^|6meddles peddles^6| in passivism and is a ^|6monster gorgon^6| of selfridgeousness; pours a laughsworth of his illformation over a larmsworth of salt; ^|7half heard the single maiden speech La Belle spun to her Grand Mount and wholed l a lifetime
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by his ain fireside,º wondering was it hebrew set to himmeltones or the quicksilversong of qwaternions; his troubles may be over but his doubles have still to come; the lobster pot that crabbed our keel, the garden petº that spoiled our squeezed peas;^7| he stands in a lovely park, sea is not far, importunate towns of X, Y and Z are easily ^|3reached overreachedº^3|; is an excrescence to civilised humanity and but a wart on Europe; wanamade singsigns to soundsense an yit he wanna git all his flesch nuemaid motts truly prural and plusible;^{2| |8}has excisively large rings and is uncustomarily perfumed;^{8| |4}lusteth ath he listeth the cleah whithpeh of a themise; is a prince of the fingallian in a hiberniad of hoolies; has a hodge to wherry him and a ^|6francy frenchy^6| to curry him and a brabanson for his beeter and a fritz at his switch;^4| was waylaid byº a parker and beschotten by a buckeley; kicks lintils when he's cuppy and casts Jacob's arroroots, dime after dime, to poor ^|+6childer waifstrays^+|6| on ^|6his parish the perish^6|; ^|4reads the charms of H. C. Endersen all the weaks of his evenin and the crimes of Ivaun the Taurrible every strongday morn;^{4| |4'|+6}stocks dry puder for the Ill people and gilt pills for all the Pale; gave his mundyfoot to Miserius, her pinch to Anna Livia, that superfine pigtail to Cerisia Cerosia and quid rides to Titius, Caius and Sempronius; made the man who had no notion of shopkeepers feel he'd rather play the duke than play the gentleman; shot two queans and shook three caskles when he won his game of dwarfs;^+|6|4'| soaps you soft to your face and slaps himself when he's badend; owns the bulgiest bungbarrel that ever was tiptapped in the privace of the Mullingar Inn; was born with a nuasilverº tongue in his ^|+6mouthe mouth^+|6| and went round the coast of Iron with his lift hand to the scene; raised but two fingers and yet smelt it would day; for whom it is easier to found a see in Ebblannah than for I or you to find a dubbeltye in ^|+6Dampsterdump Dampsterdamp^+|6|; to live with whom^|4'|v5, the toady,^v5|4'| is a lifemayor and to know whom a ^|4'liberal ^|v5lubberal liberalº^v5|4'| education; was dipped in Hoily Olives and chrysmed in Scent Otooles;º hears cricket on the earth but annoys the life out of predikants; still turns the dure'sº ear of Darius to the now thoroughly infuriatedº ^|4man one^4| of God; made Man with juts one that jerk and minted money mong maney; likes a six acup pudding when he's come whome sweet whomeº; ^|+6was dubbed out of joke and limned in raw ochre;^+|6| has come through all the eras of livsadventure from
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noonshineº and shampaying down to clouts and pottled porter; ^|7woollem the farsed, hahnreich the althe, charge the sackend, writchad the thord; ^|aif th a mandrake shriekedº ^|bto convultures^b| at last surviving his birth the weibduck will wail bitternly over the rotter's resurrection; loses weight in the moonnightº but ^|10girths girther girdsº girder^10| by the sundawn;^a|7| with one touch
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of nature set a veiled world agrin and went within a sheet of tissuepaper of the option of three gaols; who could see at one blick a saumon taken with a ^|+6spear lance^+|6|, hunters pursuing a a ^|4deer doe^4|, a swallowship in full sail, a ^|4whiterobe whyterobe^4| lifting a host; faced; faced flappery like old King Cnut and turned his back like Cincinnatus; is a farfar and morefar and a hoar father Nakedbucker in villas old as new; ^|+6sits squats^+|6| aquart and cracks aquaint when it's flaggin in town and on haven; blows whiskery around ^|+6the head his summit^+|6| but ^|+6thinks ^|astayth stehts^a|+|6| stout upon his ^|+6feet footles^+|6|; stutters fore he falls and goes mad entirely when he's waked; is Timb to the pearly morn and Tomb to the mourning night; and an he had the best ^|2bay baked bunbaked^2| bricks in bould Babylon for his ^|+6lustingplays pitchingplaysº^+|6| he'd be lostº for the want of his wan wubblin wall?

answer:º Finn MacCool!

A 2.º Does your mutter know your mike?

answer:º

Whenº I turn meoptics,
from suchurban prospects,
'tis my filial's bosom,
doth behold with pride,º
that pontificator,
and circumvallator,
with his damn dam night garrulous,

slipt by his side.

Ann alive, the lisp of her,
'twould grig mountains whisper her,º
and the bergs of Iceland,º
melt in waves of fire,
and her spoon-me-spondees,
and her drickle-me-ondeneesº,
make the rageousº Ossean,

kneel and quaff a lyre!

If Dann's dane, Ann's dirty,
if he's plane,º she's purty,
if he's fane, she's flirty,
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unread with her auburnt streams,
and her coy cajoleries,
and her dabblin drolleries,
for to rouse his rudderup,

or to drench his dreams.

If hot Hammurabi,
or cowld Clesiastes,
could espy her pranklings,
they'd burst bounds agin,
and renounce their ruings,
and denounce their doings,
for river and iver,

and a night. Amin!º

N 3.º Which title is the true-to-type motto-in-lieu for that Tick for Teac thatchment ^|2painted witt wethº one one darknessº, ^|awhere asnake is under clover and birds aprowl are in the rookeries and a magda went to monkishouse and a riverpaard was spotted,º^a|2| which is not Whichcroft Whorort not Ousterholm Dreyschluss not Haraldsby, grocer, not Vatandcan, vintner, not Houseboat and Hive, not Knox-atta-Belle not O'Faynix Coalprince not Wohn Squarr Roomyeck not Ebblawn Downes not Le Decer
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Le Mieux not Benjamin's Lea not Tholomew's Whaddingtun gnot Antwarp ^|2not Thermopyle gnat Musca^2| not Corry's gnot not Weir's gnot notº Theº Arch not The Smug not The Dotch House not The Uval nothing Grand nothing Splendid (Grahot orº Spletel) nayther Erat Est Erit noor Non michi sed ^|6lucefro? luciphro?º^6|

answer:º Thine obesity, O civilian, hits the felicitude of our orb!

X 4.º What Irish capitol city ^|2(a dea o dea!)^2| of two syllables and six letters, with a deltic origin and a nuinous endº (ah dust oh dust!),º can boost of a) having a)º the most extensive public park in the world, b)º the most expensive brewing industry in the world, c)º the most expansive peopling thoroughfare in the world, d)º the most hippo phillohippuc theobibbous paupulationº in the world^|4: and harmonise your ^|6|aabeecdeed abecedeed^a|6| responses^4|?

answer:º a)º Delfas. And when ye'll hear the ^|4gould^4| hommers of my heart, my floxy loss, bingbanging again the ribs of yer resistance and the tenderbolts of my rivets working to your destraction ye'll be sheverin wi' all yer dinful sobs when we'll go riding a cope-a-curlyº, you with yer orange garland and me with my conny cordial, down the greaseways of rollicking into the waters of wetted life. b)º Dorhqk. And sure where can you have such
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good old chimes anywhere, and leave you, ^|4as on the Mash^4| and how 'tisº I would be engaging you with my plovery soft accents and descanting upover the scene beunder me of your loose vines in their hairafall with them two loving loofs braceleting the slims of your ankles and your mouth's flower rose and sinking ofter the soapstone of ^|4|asilvery silvry^a|4| speech. c)º Nublid. Isha, why wouldn't we be happy, avourneen, on the mills' moneyº he'll soon be leaving you as soon as I've my own owned sl brooklined Georgian mansion's lawn to recruit upon by Doctor Cheek's special orders and my ^|4copper's^4| panful of soybeans and Irish in my east hand and a James's Gate in my west, after all the errears and erroriboose of ^|6combarative^6| embottled history, and your goodself churningº over the newleaved butter (more power to you!),º the choicest and the cheapest from Atlanta to Oconee, while I'll be drowsing in the gaarden. d)º Dalway. I hooked my
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thoroughgoing trotty the first down Spanish Place, Mayo I make, Tuam I take,º Sligo's ^|4sin sleek^4| but Galway'sº grace. Holy eel and sainted salmonº, chucking chub and ducking dace, ^|4I never felt your Rodiron's not your^4| aequal! says she, leppin half the lane. ^|3'|~It is Ulster, Umpter, Leister and Cannedia ringing in “unison”.^{~|3'| |3'}abcdº) A bell a bell on Shalldoll Steepbellº, ond be'll go massplon pristmoss speople, Shand praise gon ness our fayst moan neopleº, our prame Shandeepenº, pay name muy feepenceº, moy nay non Aequallllllll!º^3'|

Y 5.º Whadº slags of a loughladd would retten smuttyflesks, emptout old mans, melk vitious geit, scareoff jackinjills fra tiddle anding, smoothpick waste papish pastures, ^|4insides man outsiders angell,^4| sprink dirted water, bearº around village, newses, tobaggon and sweeds, plain general kept, louden on the kirkpeal, foottreats given to malafides, outskriekº hyelp hyelpº nor his hair efter buggelawrs, ^|4'|ainnhouse ^|6innhome^{6|a| |6}daymon, outhouse diuell,^6|4'| might underhold three barnets, putzpolish crotty bottes, nightcoover all fireglims, serve's time till baass, grindstone his kniveses, fullest boarded, lewd man of the method inº godliness, perchance he nieows and thans sits in the spoorwaggen, ^|4X.W.C.A. orº Z.W.C.U.,º^{4| |6}Doorsteps Limitedº ^|aor ^|~Bay Window Baywindaws^~| Bros^a| swobber preferred,º ^|~Walter Walther^~| Clausetter's and Sons ^|~and with^{~| |a}the^a| H. E. Chimneys andº Company to not skreve,º^6| will, on advices, ^|4blank be bacon or stable hand^4|, must begripe fallstandinglyº irers' langurge, jublander or northquain bigger prefurred, ^|4all duties, kine rights, family fewd, outings fived,^4| may get earnst, no get combitsch, profusional drinklords to please obstain, he is fatherlow soundigged inmoodmined pershoon but aleconnerman, nay, that must he isn't?

answer:º Pore ole Joe!

} 6.º What means the saloon slogan Summon In The Housesweep Dinah?

answer:º ^|6|s+Tok.^s+|6| Galory bit of the sales of Cloth nowand I have to beeswax
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the bringing in all the claub of the ^|4parks porks^4| to us how I thawght I knew his ^|5arthurgruffº^5| stain on the ^|4'flower flowers of the liloleumº^4'| Oº if ⁽³my me³⁾ ashº and can could speak ^|4'like Big Whittingtonº^4'| and he called by me midden name^|6. ^|aTick Tik.º^a|6| I am your honey honeysugger phwhtphwht tha bay Bay and who bruk the dandleass and who seen the blackcullen jam for Tomorrha's big pickneck I hope it'll pour prais the Climate of all Ireland ^|4|aI heard the
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grackles and I skimming the ^|bjug crock^b|a| on all ^|athe your^a| sangwidges a pen fippence per leg per ^|6drake and drake.º ^|a(tuck) ^|~(tuk) Tuk.^{~|a| |s+}and And^s+|6|4| who eight the last of the goosebellies that was mowlding from ^|s+6hoopincoff measlest^s+|6| years and who leff that there and who put that here and who let the kilkenny stale the ^|s+6chop and chump.º Tek. And^s+|6| whowasit youwasit propped the pot in the yard ^|6(tak^6| and whatinthe nameofsen lukeareyou rubbinthe sideofthe flureofthe lobbywith.º Shite! Willº you have a plateful? ^|6|s+Tak.^s+|6|

O 7.º Who are those component partners of our societate, the doorboy, the cleaner, the sojer, the crook, the squeezer, the lounger, the curman, the tourabout, the mussroomsniffer, the bleakablue tramp, the funpowtherplother, the christymansboxer, from their prés salés and Donnybrook prater and Roebuck's campos and the agerº Arountownº and Crumglen's grassy but Kimmage's champ and Ashtown fields and Cabra fields and Finglas fields and Santry fields and the feels of Raheny and their fails and Baldoygle to them,º who are latecomers all the yearsº round by anticipation, are the porters of the passions in virtue of retroratiocination, and, contributting their conflingent controversies of differentiation, unify their voxes in a vote of vaticination, who crunch the crusts of comfort due to depredation, drain the mead for misery to incur intoxication, condone every evil by practical justification and condamnº any good to its own gratification, who are ruled, roped, duped and driven by those ^|4angel numen^{4| |4'}daimons, fateful changending constancies,º^4'| the ^|4'feekeepers feedkeepersº^{4'| (3}of at^{3) |4'}their ^|5our^5| freeº^4'| laws ^|4'(Fors Forsennat Finds Clusium!)^4'|,º nightly consternation, fortnightly fornication, monthly miserecordation and omniannual recreation, ^|6doyles when they deliberate but sullivans when ^|~they're they are^~| swordsed,º^6| Matey, Teddy, Simon, Jorn, Pedharº, Andy, Barty, Philly, Jamesy Mor,º and Tom, Matt and Jakes MacCortyº?

answer:º The ^|4Morphies Morphios^4|!

Q 8.º And how war yore maggies?

answer:º They war loving, they love laughing, they laugh weeping, they weep smelling, they smell smiling, they smile hating, they hate thinking,º they think feeling, they feel tempting, they tempt daring, they dare waiting, they wait taking, they take thanking, they thankº seeking, asº born for lorn in lore of love to live and wive by wile and rile and rule by runeº of
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ruse 'reathed rose and
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hone hose ^|2held hol'd^2| home, ^|4but yeth^4| cometh Elopeyear elope year, coach and four, Sweet Peck-at-my-Heart picks one man more.

o 9.º Now, to be on anew and basking again in the panaroma of all flores of speech, if a human being,º duly fatigued by the his dayety in the sooty, having plenxty off time on his gouty hands and vacants of space at his sleepish feet, and as hapless ^|2beyond behind^2| the dreams of accuracy as any camelot prince of dinmurk, were,º at this auctual futule preteriting unstant, in the states of suspensive exanimation, accorded, throughº the eye of a noodle, with an earsighted view of old hopeinhaven with all the ingredient and egregiunt ^|4wights whights^4| and ways to which in the curse of his persistenceº the course of his tory will had been having recourses, the reverberration of knotcracking awes, the reconjungation of nodebinding ayes, the redissolusingness of mindmouldered ease and the thereby hang of the Hoel of it, could such a none, whiles even led comesilencers to comeliewithhers and till intempestuous Nox should catch the gallicry and spot lucan's dawn, byhold at ones what is main and why 'tisº twain, how one once meet melts in tother wants poignings, the sap rising, the foles falling, the nimb now nihilant round the girlyhead so becoming, the wrestless in the womb, all the rivals to allsea, shakeagain, O disaster!º shakealose, Ahº how starring!º but Heng's got a bit of Horsa's nose and Jeff's got the signs of Ham round his mouth and the beauº that ^|2was spun^2| beautiful pales as it palls, what roserude and oragious grows gelb and greem, blue out the ind of it!º Violet's dyed!º then what would that fargazer seem to seemself to ^|4seem^4| seeming of, dimnº it all?

answer:º A ^|2collidorscape collideorscape^2|!

I 10.º What bitter's love but yurning, what' sour lovemutch but a bref burning,º till shee that drawes dothe smoake retourne?

answer:º I know, pepette, of course, dear, but listen, precious! Thanks, pette, those are lovely, ^|8pitounette,^8| delicious! But mind the wind, sweet! What exquisite hands you have, ^|2you ^|4angel angiol^4|,^2| if you didn't gnaw your ^|2nails, nails! Isn'tº it a wonder you're not ashamedº of me,^2| you pig^|2, you perfect little ^|4pig pigaleen^4|2|! ^|4I'll nudge you in a minute.º^4| I bet you use her best ^|6French cream ^|s+French Perisian^s+| smear ^|xoff her vanity table^x|6|
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to make them look so rosetop glowstop nostop. ^|6|xI know her. Slight me, would she? ^|8For every jotº I care! I can pay my club like she.º^8| Three creamings a day,º the first during her shower ^|~& and^~| wipe off with tissue. Then after cleanup ^|~& and^{~| |a}of course^a| before retiring.^{x|6| |8}When Beme shawl, when^8| I think of that ^|8espos of a^{8| |4}Dan Hishon ^|aClancarber Clancarbry^a|4|, the foodbrawlerº of the sociationist party ^|6|++with hiss blackleaded chest,º hello, Prendregast! that you, Innkipper?,º^++|6| and all his fourteen other ^|6|s+fullback^s+|6| maulers ^|6|+or hurling stars,º or whatever the dagos they
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are,^{+| |8}baiting at my Lord Ornery's,^8| justº becups they won the egg and spoon ^|8they're there so ovally provencial^8| at ^|~Boiledoil Balldole^~|6|. ^|6|+My Eilish assent ^|8he seed^8| makes his admiracion.^{+| |x}He is seeking an opening and means to be first ^|+|awith me^a| as his belle alliance^+|.^{x| |+}Andoo musnoo ^|amake play^a| zeloso! Soso do todas. Such is Spanish.^+|6| Stoop a littleº closer, fealse! ^|s+6Delicious Delightsome^s+|6| simply,! ^|8Like Jolio and Romeune.^8| I haven't fell so turkish for ages and ages! ^|6|+Mine's me of squisious, the chocolate with a soul.^{+|6| |4}Extraordinary!^4| Why, what are they all, the mucky lot of them only? ^|6|+Sht!º I wouldn't pay three hairpins for them.^+|6| Peppt! That's rightº, hold it steady! ^|6|s+Leg me pull. Pu! Come big to Iran.^s+|6| Poo! ^|4What are you nudging for? No, I th just thought you were.^4| Listen, loviest! Of course it was too kind of you, miser, to remember my sighs in shockings^|6|x, myº often expressed wish ^|+when you were wandering about my trousseaurs^+|,º^x|6| and ^|6|x|+before I forget it^+| don't forget^|+, in your extensions to my personality, when knotting your my remembrancetie,^+| shoeweekº ^|++is coming will be trotting^{++| |+|a|~}back with^~| red heels^a| at the end of the moon,º^{+| |~}but^{~|x|6| |4}look what the fool bought^|8, cabbage head,º^8| and^|8, as I shall answer to gracious heaven,^8|4| I'll always in always remind of ^|4them snappy new girters^|9, ^|saI was meº being^sa| always ^|sathe one^sa| for charms,º^9|4| with my very best ^|8gloves in proud and gloving^8| even if he was to be vermillion ^|2times my age miles my youth^2| to live on, ^|8the rubberend Mr Polkingtone, the quoniamº fleshmonger who Mother Brawneº solicited me for unlawful converse with, with her ^|apot mug^a| of October (a pots on it!),^8| creaking around on his old ^|4axle ^|+6shanks axle shanksaxle^+|6|4| like a crosty old cornquake. ^|4Airman, waterwag, terrier, blazer!^4| I'm fine, thanks ever! ^|10Ha!^10| O,º mind you poo ^|+6fingies tickly^+|6|!º ^|6|+Sall I puhim in momou?º^+|6| Mummum!º ^|6|+|aWhat a place Funny spot^a| to have a fingey!^+|6| I'm terribly sorry, I swear to you I am! May you never see me in my birthday pelts figure how I sleep ^|2gracefully^2| in myº
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birthday pelts ^|8seenso tutu^8| and that that her blanches mainges may rot leprous off her,º whatever winking ^|2whore maggis^2| I'll bet by your cut you go ^|~6chasting fleurting^~|6| after,º with ^|4all the glass on her and the^4| jumps in her stomewhere! ^|6Ha Haha! ^|xI suspected she was!^{x| |8}Sink her! May they fire her for a barren ewe!^{8| |x}So she ^|~said unread says:^~| Tay for thee?º ^|~And Well,^~| I saith: Angst so ^|~much. mush! ^|8andº desired she might not take it amiss if I esteemed her but an odd.^{8|~|x| |+|x}If I did ate toughturf I'm not a mishymissy.^x|+|6| Of course I know, pettest, you're so learningful and considerate in yourself, ^|6|s+so friend of vegetables,^s+|6| you long cold cat you! ^|2Please ^|8by acquiester^8| tooº meek my acquointance!^2| Codling, snakelet, ^|4icicle iciclist^4|! My diaper has more life to it! Whoº drowned you,º ^|2inkman so youngº in ^|atears drears, man, or are you pillale with d_unread ink^a|2|? ^|6Did a ^|~tear weep^~| get past the gates of your pride? My tread on the ^|~unread clover^~|, sweetness? Yes, the buttercups told me. ^|+|aKiss Hugº^a| me, damn ^|ayou it all^a|, and^{+| |x}I'll kiss you back to life^|~, my peachest^~|.^{x| |+}I mean to make you suffer, ^|asofty ^|s7buttermelt meddlarº^s7|a|, and I don't care this fig for contempt of courting.^{+| |8}That I chid you?,º sweet sir?^{8| |x}You know I'm tender by my eye.^x|6| Can't you read myº ^|s+6dazzled eyes dazzling ones^s+|6| through me th true? ^|6|xBite my laughters, drink my
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tears.^{x|6| |+6}Count all your quick of my rhythmic ticks, pore Pore^+|6| into me, volumes, spell me stark and spill me swooning.º Transnameº me loveliness, now meº and here me for all times! ^|6|xI just don't care what my thwarters think!º^x|6|I'd risk a policeman passing by, Magrath or even that beggar ^|2of a boots at the Post^2|. The flame? O, pardone! That was what? Ah, did you speak, stuffstuff? More poestries from ^|6Sakespeare's Ch ^|~Chicspeer's Chickspeer's^~| with gleechoreal music ^|a|~and or^~| a jaculation from the garden of the soul^a|6|?º ^|6|+|aOf I be leib in theeº immoralities? ^|bO, you mean the strangle for love and the sowiveall of the prettiest? Yep, we open hap coseries in the home. And once upon a week I improve on myself I'm so keen on that New Free Womanº with novel inside. I'm always as tickled as ^|cpossible can be^c| over Man in a Surplusº by the Lady who Pays the Rates.^b| But^a| I'm as pie as is possible. ^|8Let's root out ^|aBrim Stoker Brimstoker^a| and give him the thrall of our lives. It's Dracula's nightout. For creepsake don't make a flush!^8| Draw the shades, curfe you, and I'll beat any sonnamonk to love.^{+| |~}Only don't^{~| |s+}make a priest of me ^|~put a priest on me^{~|s+| |~}whatoffer you make^{~| |s+|~}even if you are altarstruck.^~|s+|6| Holy bug, how my highness would jump to make you flame your halve a ^|4banan bannan^4| in two when I'd run my ^|s+6blazing burning^s+|6| torchlightº through
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your hairmejig if you had one!º ^|2Toº adore me ^|athere^a| and then cease to be?º ^|6Whatever for, blossoms?º^6|2| If I am laughing with you? No, lovingest, I'm not ^|2so^2| dying to take my rise out of you^|6|x, adored^x|6|. ^|6|xNot in the very least.^{x| |x}True as God made ^|++my modesty coatmother Mamawº hiplength modesty coatmawther^++|!^x|6| It's only because ^|8the rison is^8| I'm only any girl, you lovely fellow of my dreams, and because old somebooby is not a roundabout, my trysting of the tulipies, ^|2like that puffpapeº bucking Daveran,º assoiling us ^|+6behinds, behinds.^{+|6|2| |6|+}What a nerve!º ^|8He thinks that's what the vesprey's for.

^|aHowº vain's that hope in cleric's heart
Who still pursues th' adult'rousº art,
Cocksure that rusty gown of his
Will make fair Sue forget his phiz!

Tame Schwipps.^a|8| Blessed Marguerite Moses!º^{+| |x}I hope they threw away the mould^|s+, orº else we'll have Ballshossersº and Sourdamapplersº ^|8with their medical assassiations^8| all over ^|sathe^sa| place^s+|.^{x| |+}But hold hard till I've got my latchkey vote and I'll teach him when to wear ^|8Roman collars what woman callours^8|. ^|8On account of the gloss of the gleison.º ^|aHasaboobrawbees isabeaubel.^{a|8|+|6| |+6}and Andº^+|6| because, you ^|2pluckless^2| lankaloot, I hate the very thought of the thought of you and because, dearling, of course, adorest, I was always meant for an engindear ^|8from the French collegeº^{8| |6|+}to be musband^|8, nomme d'engien,^8| when we do and contract ^|8with encho tencho solver^{8| |++}when you are married to reading and writing^++|+|6| which please businessº ^|2now^2| won't be long ^|6for he's so loopy on me and I'm so leapylikeº ^|+since the day he carried me from the boat^|8, my saviored of eroes,^8| to the ^|ashore beach^a| and I left ^|aone fair hair on his shoulder on his shoulder one fair hair ^|sbto guide
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hand ^|~& and^~| mind to its softness^sb|a|+|6|. ^|4Ever so sorry!^4| I beg your pardon, I was listening to every ^|4treasuried^4| word I said fell from ^|2your my dear mot's^{2| |+6}lip tongue,º^+|6| otherwise how could I see what you were thinking ^|2of yourº granny^2|? ^|6|+Only I wondered if I threw out my shaving mir water. Anyway, here's my arm, pulletneck. Gracefully yours.^+|6| Move your mouth towards ^|2me minth^2|, more, ^|4preciousest,^4| more on more! ^|6To please ^|~mease! sweetness! me, treasure.^~|6| Don't be a, I'm not going to! Sh! Nothingº! A cricri somewhere:º Buybuy! I'm fly! ^|6Hear, pippy, under the limes. ^|8You know bigtree are all against gravstone. They hisshistenency. Garnd ond mand! So chip chirp, chirrup, cigolo!,º for the lug of Migo!^{8| |++}The little passdoor, ^|8I go you before,^8| so, and you're
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at my apron stage.^++| Shy is him^|a, ^|~treasure dovey^~|a|?º Musforget there's an audience. ^|xI have been lost, angel. ^|~Hug me Cuddle^~|, you ye divil ye!º^{x| |x|~}It's^~| our ^|10teat-a-teat toot-a-toot^10|.^{x| |x}Hearhere! Sensation!^x|6| Let them^|2, their whole four courtships^2|! Let them all!º ^|2Bigbawl and his boosers' eleven makes twelve ^|6territorials^6|!º ^|8The Old Sots'º Hole that wants wide streets to commission their noisa noisense in^|a, atº the ^|errMitchel Mitchellsº^err| v.º Nicholls^a|.º Aves Selvae Acquae Valles!º^8| And my waiting twenty classbirds, sitting on their stiles^2|! ^|6Let me finger their eurhythmytic. ^|8And you'll see if I'm selfthought.^8| They're all of them out to please. ^|+Wait! In the mane of the mistle and if Sent Yves and all the holly.º Hoost! Ahem!^{+|6| |4}There's Ada, Bett, Celia, Delia, Ena, Fretta, Gilda, Hilda, Ita, Jess, Katty, Lou ^|6|+(they make me cough as sure as I read them)^+|6|,º Mina, Nippa, Opsy, Poll, Queenieº , Ruth, Saucy, Trix, Una, Vela, Wanda, Xenia, ^|aYwa Yva^a|, Zulma, Phoebe, Thelma. And Mee! ^|6|xTheº ^|agardener's ^|~Gardiner's reformatory^~|a| boys ^|~is^~| goaling in for the church soº we've all comefeastº ^|8with like the groupsuppers^8| and caught lipsolutionº ^|8from Anty Pravidance^8| under ^|~penancy of penancies for^~| myrtle sins.^x|6| When their bride was married all ^|aher my^a| belles began toº ^|asing ting^a|. A ring a ring a rosaring! Then everyone will hear of it. ^|8Whoses wishes is the farther to my thoughts. But I'll plant them a poser for their nomanclatter. When they're out with the daynurse doing Chaperon Mall.^{8| |a}White pigeons over the world Bright pigeons all over the whirrld^a| will fly ^|6|+with my mistletoe message round their ^|~loveknotted loveribboned^~| necks and a crumb of my cake for each ^|acasta chasta^a| dieva^+|6|.^{4| |2}We keeps all the and sundry papers.^2| In ⁽⁺⁶the limelight th' amourlight^+)6|, O my dawrlingº! No, I swear to you ^|6|s+By by^s+| Fibsburrow ^|aSteeple! ^|~churchdome! churchdome and^{~|a| |+|a}Saint Sainte^a| Andrée's Undershift,º^+|6| by all I hold secret ^|v4and^{v4| |2}goddest ^|v4goddesst^{v4|2| |v4}in this from my^v4| worldº and in my underworld ^|6|x|~Nighties and naughties! of nighties and naughties^~|x|6| and inº all the other wonderwearlds! Close your, ^|2mustn't notmust^2| look, nowº open, pet, your lips, pepette, like I used my sweet parted ^|2lips lipsabuss^2| with ^|4Dan Donº^4| Holohan ^|8of facetious memory^8| taught me ^|6|xafter the flannel dance^|s+, withº the proof of love, up ^|++sheeplane Smock Alley^++|, ^|satheº first night he smelled pouder and I coloured beneath my fan^sa|s+|x|6|, pipetta mia, when you learned me the linguo to melt. Wholohamº would have ears like ours, the blackhaird!º Do you ^|6like adoreº^6| that, ^|10silenziosa silenzioso^10|?º Are you enjoying, ^|6|s+this same little me,^s+|6| my life, my love? ^|6Why do you like
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my,
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whispmeº?^6| Is it not divinely deluscious? ^|6|+But in't it baffoyouº?^+|6| Misi,º Misi misi! ^|6|xTell me till my thrillme comes! I will not break the seal.^x|6| I am enjoying it still, I swear I am! Why do you prefer its in ^|2this these^2| dark nets?, if why may ask, my ^|2sweety sweetykins^2|? Shsh!º Longears is flying. No, ^|2sweetest sweetissest^2|, why would that ennoy me? But don't! ^|6|xYou want to be slap well slapped for that.^x|6| Your ^|4delighted^4| lips, love, be careful! Mind my ^|4duvetyne^4| dress above all! ^|6It's golded silvy, the newest sextones ^|+with princess effect^+|. ^|++For Rutland blue's gone g blue's got out of passion.^++|6| So, so, my precious! ^|2O, I ^|s+6know can see^s+|6| the cost, charaº! Don't tell me!^{2| |6|s+}Why, the boy in ^|++the sheeps'^++| lane knows that.^s+|6| If I sell ^|2who, dear whose, dears^2|? ^|2Was I sold here's,º tears?^{2| |6|+}You mean those conversation lozenges?^+|6| How awful! ^|6|s+The bold shame of me!^s+|6| I wouldn't ^|6|x|s+chickens?, chickens,^s+|x|6| not for all the juliettes in the twinkly way! ^|6|++I could snap them when I see them winking at me in bed.^{++| |s+}I didn't did so, my intended, or was going to or thinking of.^s+|6| Shshsh! Don't start like that, you wretch,! I thought ye knew all and more, ye aucthors^|6|s+, toº explique to ones the significat of their exsystems^{s+|6| |8}with your nieu nivulon lead^8|. It's only another queer fish ^|6|+or ottherº^+|6| in ^|8the Brinbrou's^8| damned old ^|8trouchorous^8| river again, ^|8God Gothewishegoths^8| bless us and spare her! ^|8And gibos rest from the bosso!^8| Excuse me for swearing, love, I swear ^|8to the ^|asorrasins sorrasims^a| on their trons of Uian^8| I didn't mean to^|6|+, byº this ^|8alpin^8| armlet^+|6|! Did you really never in all our ^|8cantalang^8| lives speak clothse to a girl's before? No! ^|6|+Not even to the charmermaid?^+|6| How mawfellousº! Of course I believe you, my own dear doting liest, when you tell me. ^|2As I'd live to, O, I'd love to! ^|aLiss, liss! I muss whiss!^a|2| Never that ^|2ever or^2| I can ^|2ever^2| remember ^|2|atearstreaming dearstreaming^a| faces^|6|s+, you may go through me^s+|6|2|! Never in all my whole ^|2sweet white^2| lightº of my matchless and pair!º ^|6Or ever for bitter be the frucht of this hour!^{6| |2}With my whiteness I thee woo and by my bind my silk ^|4breaths breasthsº^4| I thee bound!^2| Always, Amory, amor andmore! Till always, thou lovest! Shshshsh! ^|2Till So^2| long as the lucksmith. Laughsº!

D 11.º Ifº you met on the binge a poor acheseyeld from Ailing,

when the tune of his tremble shook shimmy on shin,
while his countrary raged in the weak of his wailing,
like a rugilant pugilant Lyon O'Lynn;

if he maundered in misliness, plaining his
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plight,
orº played fox and lice, pickingº and dropping hips teeth,
or wringing his handcuffs for peace, the blind blighter,
praying Dieufº and Domb Nostrums foh thomethings thomethinks to eath;

if he weapt while he leapt and guffalled quith a quhimper,
made cold blood a blue mundy and no bones without flech,
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taking kiss, kake or kick with a suck, sigh or simper,
a diffle to larn and a dibble to lech;

if the ^|2vain fain^2| shinner pegged you to shave his immartial,
^|2sore wee^2| skillmustered shoul with ^|2Ho! How doodoo!, his ooh, hoodoodoo!º^2|
broking wind that to wiles,º woemaid sin he was partial,
we don't think, Joahn, Jones, we'd care to this evening, would you?

answer:º No, blank ye! ^|4So you think I have impulsivism? Did they tell you I am one of the fortysixths? And I suppose you heard I had a wag on my ears? And I suppose they told you too that my roll of life is not natural?^4| But before proceeding to conclusively confute this begging question it would be far fitter for you (if ye dare!)º to ^|2hasitate to^2| consult with and consequentially attempt at my disposalsº of the same dime-cash problem elsewhere, naturalistically,º of course, from the blinkpoint of so eminent a spatialist. From it you will here notice, Schott, upon my for the first remarking you that the sophology of Bitchson while driven as under by a purely dime-dime urge is not withoutº his cash-cashº characktericksticks, borrowed for its nonce ends from the fiery goodmother Miss Fortune (who ^|2the lost time we had the pleasure^2| we have had our little ^|2private recherché^2| brush with, what, Schott?) andº as I ^|2further^2| could have told you,º ^|2as brisk as your D.B.C.,º^2| behaviouristically ^|4pailletés pailleté^4| with a coat of homoid icing which is in reality only a ^|2done by chance^2| ridiculisation of the whoo-whoo and where's hairs theorics of Winestain. To put it all the more plumbsily, theº speechform is a mere sorrogate whilstº the quality and tality (I shall explex what you ought to mean by this ^|2with its proper when and where and why and how^2| in the subsequent sentence) are alternativomentally harrogate and arrogate, as the gates may be.

^|4⇒^4| Talis is a word often abused by many passims ^|6(I am working out a quantum theory about it for it is really aº most tantumising state of affairs)^6|. A pessim may frequent you to say: Have you been
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seeing much of Talis and Talis those times?,º optimately meaning: Will you put up a threeº of irish? Or a ladyeater may perhaps have casualised to youº as you temptoed her à la sourdine: Of your plates?, isº Talis de Talis, the swordswallower, who is on at the Craterium the same Talis von Talis, the penscrusher (no funk you!),º who runs his duly mile? Or this is a perhaps cleaner example. At a recent postvortex piece examination piece infustigation of a determinised case of chronic ^|2spinosism spinosis^2| an extension lecturer on The Ague ^|2who out of matter of form^2| was tergingº his seesers, Dr 's Hetº Ubeleeft, borrowed the question: Why's which Suchman's talis qualis?º Toº whom, as a fatter of macht, Dr Gedankje of Stoutgirth, who was wiping his whistle, toarsely retoarted: While thou beastº one zoom of a whorl! (Talis and Talis originally mean the same ^|4thing). thing, hit it's: ^|aqualis Qualis^a|.)º^4|