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So?

So?

^|aHow Who^a| do you no to ^|anow nigh^a|, lazy and gentleman?

The ^|aanswer echo^a| is ^|awhere^a| in the ^|abalk back^a| of the wodes; ^|acallhim forth call himforth^a|.

(Shaun MacIrevick, briefdragger, of for the concern of Jhon Jhamiesen and Song, rated ^|aonehundred onehundrick^a| and thin per storehundred on this nightly quizquiquok of the twelve apostrophes set by Johnn Jacky ^|aJocky Jockit^a| MicEarweak. He ^|aHe misunderstruck ^|b|cthe an^c| aim of^b| number three of them and ^|bplaced his left^b| correct replies to four of them in their ^|bincorrect order natural disorder^b|.^a|

3. Which is the truest title for that Tiec for Teac which is not whichcraft whichcroft not Ousterholm not Haraldsby
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1) What secondtonone myther ^|abuilder rector & bridgesmaker^a| was the first to rise taller through his ^|atale beanstale^a| than the bluegum bo baobabbaum or the ^|agiganteous^a| Wellingtonia Sequoia, went nudiboots into a ^|aliffey liffeyette^a| when she was barely in her ^|astreams ^|btrickles trickilies^b|a|, was ^|awell^a| known to ^|awear clout^a| a conciliationcap on the esker of his hooth, ^|asports ^|ban a chainganger's^b| albert over his ^|bhullender's^b| epulence,^a| had sevenal ^|asuccessive ^|bsuccessivefull coloured^b|a| serevanmaids on the same ^|aparlour hearthrug ^|bbig^b| white drawingroam horthrug^a|,
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killed ^|ahimself his own hunger hungery self^a| as a young man ^|ain anger^a|, ^|abred manyheaded ^|bsons stepasons^b| and ^|ba^b| leapyourown daughter, ^|b& appeared to the shecook,^b|a| found food for ^|ahis^a| five when ^|athe market allmarken^a| was goflooded, ^|abrewed pressed^a| the beer of ^|asapientia ale age^a| out of the nettles of rashness, put a roof on the ^|ahouse lodge^a| for ^|aGod Hymn^a| and a coq in ^|athe his^a| pot for homo, was waylaid by a parker and beshotten by a buckeley, kicks lenti lintels to when he's cuppy and ^|agives ^|bchucks casts^b|a| Jacob's
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to ^|athe his^a| childer on the parish, owns the bulgiest bungbarrel that was ever tiptapped in the ^|a|bprivate privace of^b|a| Mullingar Inn, hears the cricket on the earth ^|aand but^a| annoys the life out of ^|apreachers predicants^a|, made Man with ^|ajuts^a| one jerk and minted money ^|awith mong^a| many, ^|ablows whiskery ^|babout around^b| the heads but thinks stout upon his feet, ^|bwas dubbed out of joke and limned in raw ochre,^b|a| stutters when he falls and ^|agets up goes mad entirely^a| when he's waked,
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is ^|aTim in Timb to^a| the pearly morn and Tomb ^|ain the weeping by the mourning^a| night and ^|aif though^a| he had all the ^|a|bred baked^b|a| bricks of ^|abould^a| Babylon ^|a|bfor to^b| his lusting ^|bplaces placys^b|a| he'd ^|abeen eying ^|bbeen ogling be lost for the want of^{b|a| |a}a poor old an ould wubblin^a| wall?

Answer — Finn MacCool!

2. Does your mutter know your mike?

Answer —

^|aWhen I turn me optics

From such urban prospects

To ^|b'Tis with swelling bosom

'Tis my filial bosom's pride^b|

To behold with pride

To behold

That pontificator

And circumvallator

With his dam so garrulous

All by his side.

Annealive, the lisp of her

Would make mountains whisper her

And the bergs of Iceland

Melt in waves of fire

And her spoon ^|bme^b| spondees

and her ^|bmeet me yonders dickle-me- drickle-me-yondees^b|

Make ^|bthe rageous^b| Ossean ^|bkneel to her kneel^b|

And quaff a lyre.^a|

If ^|ashe's plain she's ^|bhe's ^|cDan's Dann's^c|b| plane Ann's^a| purty, if ^|ashe's fain ^|bIf she's he's^b| fane^a| she's flirty, if she's if he's dane she's dirty w with ^|aher hair in her auburn^a| streams, and her ^|acool cajolery coy cajoleries^a|
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and her ^|adarkish drollery ^|bdarkeyed dabblin^b| drolleries^a|, for to rouse his rudderup, or to drench his dreams. If ^|agreat ^|bwise hot^b|a| Hammurabi, and ^|aEcclesiastes ^|bcold cowld^b| Clesiastes^a|, could ^|abut hear her prattlings, faith, they'd rise amain, to ^|bbut catch her prankquips espy her pranklettes^b|, they'd break bounds again, and^a| renounce their ruings, and denounce their doings foriver and for river ^|amid and^a| river, and a night. Amen!

3. Which ^|ais the truest title title is the true-to-type motto-in-lieu^a| for that Tiec for Teac ^|athatchment^a| which is not Whichcroft not Ousterholm ^|aDreyschluss^a| not Haraldsby, ^|aGrocer^a|, not Vatandcan, ^|aVintner,^a| not Houseboat and Hive,
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not ^|aKnox-at-a-Belle Knox-atta-Belle^a| not O'Faynix Coalprince not Wohn Squarr ^|aRoomyegg Roomyeck^a| not Ebblawn Downes not Le Decer Le Mieux not Benjamin's Lea not Tholomews ^|aHaddington Whaddingtun^{a| |a}not Antwarp not blank not Byrne's not Weir's^a| not the The Arch not the The Smug not The ^|aDutch Dotch^a| House not The ^|aOval Uval^a| not Weir's not Byrne's ^|anot Nagle's not Mooney's not Mooney's not Nagle's^a| nothing Grand nothing Splendid ^|a(^|bGrahot or Spletel Granho or Splotel^b|)^a| nayther
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Erat Est Erit ^|anoor norr^a| Non Michi ^|ased Sed^a| Lucefro?

Answer — ^|aThe obesity of the civilian is the felicitude of us orb! Thine obesity, O civilian, hits the felicitude of our orb!^a|

4. What Irish capitol city ^|a|b(ah dea o dea)^b| with a ^|bdeltoid deltic^b| origin and a nunous end ^|b(a dust to dust!)^b|a| of ^|atwo syllables^a| six letters ^|acan^a| boast of having a) the most expensive brewer brewing industry in the world b) the most expansive public thoroughfare in the world c) the most extensive pa people's park in the world
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d) the most ^|aphilohippic theobibbers phillohippuc theobibbous populatio paupulation^a| in the world?

Answer — a) ^|aBelfast. Delfasº (Ul).^a| And when you'll hear the hommers of my heart, my ^|alossy floxy loss^a|, bingbanging again the ribs of yer resistance and the tenderbolts of my rivets working to your det di destraction ye'll be sheverin with ^|aall^a| yer dinful sobs for the day when we'll go riding ^|acope curly^a|. You with yer orange garland and me with my ^|aconny^a| cordial, down the greaseways
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of rollicking into the waters of wetted life. b) Dorqhkº. (Mu) And sure where can you have such good old chimes anywhere, and leave you, and how I'd be engaging you with ^|amy softest of my plovery soft^a| accents and descanting on the scene ^|a|bbefore below^b| me of the loose vines of your hairafall^a| with my two ^|ahands loving loofs^a| braceliting the ^|asilks slims^a| of your ankles and your ^|awild mouth mouth's flower rosy and^a| bobbing ^|aat round^a| the soapstone of speech. blank Nublidº (Ga). Isha, why wouldn't be happy, avourneen,
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on the mills money he'll ^|abe ^|bbe soon soon be^b|a| leaving you when I've my own ^|agarden owned streamy Georgian mansion lawn^a| to recruit ^|aon upon^a| by Dr Cheek's ^|aspecial^a| orders with my panful of soybeans & Irish in my east hand and ^|aa bottle ^|bJames's james's gate^b|a| in my west, after ^|aall^a| the ^|aerrors errears & erroriboose^a| of ^|a|bembattled embottled^b|a| history, with yourself churning over the ^|anew newleaved^a| butter (more power to you!), the best and the cheapest from Atlanta to Oconee ^|awhile I'll drowse whilst I'll drowsing^a| in the gaarden d) ^|aGalway. Dalwayº.^a|
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d) I ^|acaught my thoroughgoen the hooked my thoroughgoin trotty^a| first in Spanish Place, ^|aMayo's make, Tumam's take, Sligo's pea, Galway's grace, Mayo ^|bin I^b| make, Tuam ^|bto I^b| take, Sligo's sin but Galway's grace,^a| Holy eel and sainted salmon, ^|ajumping ^|bjumpin chuck^b|a| chubb and ^|aducking duckin^a| dace, I never saw your aequal,! says she, leppin half the lane.

5. Whad slags of a lad would ^|arettenoleflasks retten smuttyflesks^a|, emptout old mans, melk vitious geit, scare off jackjills, smoothpick waste ^|apaper papish^a| pastures, ^|asprink dirted water,^a| bear around village, louden on the kirkpeal, ^|agive foottreats foottreats given^a|
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to malafides, might underhold three barnets, putzpulish all boots, nightcover all firelights, ^|aserve time to boss, ^|bgrindstone his knivses, serve time to boss, serve time to boss, grindstone his knivses,^b|a| full over boarded, lewd man of the method in godliness, ^|aperhaps perchance^a| he now sits in the spoorwaggen, must ^|a|bfullstandingly fallstandingly^b|a| begripe irers' ^|alanguage langurge^a|, joblander or northquain ^|apreferred bigger prefurred^a|, ^|adrinklords to please obtain^a|, may get earnst, no get combitch, ^|adrinklords to please obstain,^a| he is ^|afatherly soondigged inmudmined fatherlow soundigged inmoodmined pershoon^a|
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but ^|aaleconnerman aleconnermon^a|, ney, that must he isn't?

Answer — Poor old Joe!

6) Where is What means Summon in the ^|aHousewipe Housesweep^a| Dina? Gellory be to the sails of Cloth nowandI have to beeswax the bringing in all the muck of the parks to us and I thawght I knew ^|athe his^a| stain on the flower and who broke the dandleass and who seen the rest of the plum goosebellies and who leff that there and who put this here ^|a& who put the ^|bjam pot^b| in the yard^a| and ^|awhatareyou whatin the love of the name of Sin Pollareyou^a| rubbingthe
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flowerofthe sideofthe flowerofthe parlourwith Shite will you have a plateful?

7. Who are the components parts of our whole who are latecomers by anticipation, are the porters of the passions in virtue of ratiocination and unify their voxes, contributing the conflingent controversies of differentiation, unify their voxes in ^|athe one^a| voice of vaticination,
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who crack the crust of comfort due to depradation, ^|aquaff drain^a| the meed ^|aof for^a| misery to incur intoxication, condone every evil by practical justification & condemn any good for its own gratification; who are ruled, roped, — — by the angel demons^|a, feekeepers^a| of their laws, ^|apreservation, fornication, humiliation and reexaltation consternation, fornication, association and recreation^a|.
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8) And how war ^|ayour yore^a| maggies?

They war loving, they love laughing, they laugh ^|acrying weeping^a|, they ^|acry weep^a| smelling, they smell smiling, they smile hating, they hate thinking, they think feeling, they feel tempting, they tempt daring, they dare waiting, they wait taking, they take thanking, they thank ^|aasking still seeking^a| for as born for lorn in ^|alore of^a| love to live ^|aand wive in the life of wife and ^|bwife wive^b| by^a| wile and rile and rule by rune of ruse made rose and hose held home, but ^|acome cometh^a| elope year, coach and four, sweet ^|apeck-of-my-heart peck-at-my-heart^a| picks one man more.
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9) Now, to be on ^|aagain anew^a| and basking again in the panaroma of all flores of speech, if a human being duly fatigued ^|aof by the^a| dayety of the sooty, with with plenxty of time on his ^|agouty^a| hands and roams of space at his ^|asleepish^a| feet ^|aand ^|bas^b| hapless beyond the dreams of accuracy as any camelot prince of dinmark^a|, were, at this ^|aactual future preterite auctual futule preteriting^a| instant, in ^|aa state of suspended the states of suspensive^a| exanimation were accorded ^|athrough the eye of a noodle, with^a| an earsighted view of ^|ahopeinhaven with^a| all the ^|aingredients and egriegent ingredient and egregiunt^a| means ways wights and ways to which ^|ain the curse of his persistence^a| the course of his tory ^|ahas had recourse will had been having recourses^a|, the reverberration of knotcracking awes,
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the reconjungation of nodebindings ayes, the redissolusingness of mindmouldered ease, ^|aand^a| the thereby hang of the hoel of it, could such a none, ^|awhile whiles^a| even led come- ^|acomesilencing to comelieswithers comesilencers to comelieswithhers^a| and till intempestuous Nox should catch the gallicry and spy lucan dawn, byhold at ones what is main and why tis twain, how one once meet melts in tother wants
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poignings, the sap rising the foles falling, the nimb ^|aof how but now^a| nihilant round the girlyhead so becoming, the wrestless in the womb, all the rivals to the sea, shakeagain, all the O disaster!, shakeamore, ah how starring!, but Heng's got a bit of Horsa's nose and Jeff's got the signs of Ham round his mouth, and the
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bow of the beau that was beautiful pales as it palls, what ^|awas ross^a| rude and oragious ^|agrows ^|bsinks senks^b|a| gelb and greem, blue out the ind of it,! Violet's dyed! then what would ^|ahe that fargazer^a| seem to seemself to be seeming at, dimn it all?

Answer. A collidoscape.
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10) What ^|athen is bitter's^a| life but yurning, ^|awhat is a what'sour^{a| |a}lovematch lovemutch^a| but a ^|abrief bref^a| burning, till shee that drawes doth ^|asmoak return smoake retourne^a|?

Answer — I know, pepette, of course missing but listen, precious, thanks, pette, these are lovely, ^|adelicious, simply, ^|bmind the wind, pet, what exquisite hands you have ^|cif you didn't bite your nails^c| I bet you use ^|c|dthe her^d| pure^c| French cream ^|cto make ^|dthem^d| look so roses rosetop glowstop ^|ddontstop nostop^d|c| when I think of Dan Hishon^|c|d, the foodbrawler,^d| & the Sociationist party^{c| |c}the mauler & his other 14 maulers^c|, bend ^|ccome stoop^c| a little closer, ^|cplease ^|dfeelse fealse^d|c|, delicious simply, I haven't ^|cenjoyed such felt so^c| turkish for ages & ages, what are they all the mucking lot of them only, pept, that's right, hold it steady,^b|a| listen, lovest, of course, it was so kind of you^|a, miser,^a| to remember my sighs in shockings and I'll always and always remind of it with my very best ^|arolling in^a| love even if he was to be ^|aten ^|ba hundred vermilion^b|a| times my age ^|ato live on creaking around on his axle like a crosty old cornquake^a|. O mind you poor fingy I'm ^|avery sorry^a| mummum I'm terribly sorry I swear ^|ato you^a| I am.
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May you never see me in my figure when I'm asleep in my birthday ^|adress pelts^a| and that her ^|atwo hands ^|bblanc manges blanche mainges^b|a| may rot off her ^|aleprously^a| the other ^|alittle winking^a| bitch I know by your cut^|a, sweetest,^a| you'll be ^|agoing ^|bchasing chasting^b|a| after with the jumps in her ^|astomach stomewhere^a| because of course I know, pettest, you're so ^|alearnedful &^a| considerate in yourself you ^|along^a| cold cat you ^|a|bcodling, snakelet, icicle, ^|cmy diaper has more life to it!^c| O read my ^|cdazzled^c| eyes, count all ^|cyour^c| quick my rhythmic ticks, pore into ^|cmy me^c| volumes, spell me ^|cstory stark^c| & spill me often transname my loveliness & ^|chere me &^c| now me for all times^b| I'd risk a ^|bpoliceman pulleaseman^b| passing by^a| the flame that is what in the ^|apardon I beg O pardone^a| that is what ^|aO ah^a| did you speak, stuck stuckup! how I'd ^|alike ^|blove just love^b|a| to make you flame ^|aup your half a banana too^a| when I'd run
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^|athe my^a| torchlight through your the your hairymajig if even you had one no lovingest I'm not trying to take a rise out of you It's because I'm only any girl and because ^|aold^a| someone is not here and because I hate you the very thought of the thought of you and because, darling, of course, dearest, I was always meant for an engineer. I beg your pardon I was listening to every word I said fell from your lips. Move your mouth towards me, more, more and more, don't be a, I'm not
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going to, ^|ano,^a| I swear to you by all I ^|aheld hold^a| secret in this world & in my underworld and in the whole wondersworld. Close your, mustn't look, now open, pette, your lips, pepette, like I used to do with Dan, Holohan told taught me, wholohan will have ears like ^|ayours ours^a|. Do you like that, silenziosus? Are you enjoying, my life, my love? Is it not delicious really, I am enjoying it still, I swear I am. Why do you prefer it in the
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dark, if I may ask?, my sweety? No, sweetest, why would that annoy me but don't! Your lips, love, be careful! Mind my dress above all! So, so, my precious. If I sell ^|ayou who^a|, dear? I wouldn't for all the jewels above us. Shshsh! Don't start like, you wretch! I thought you knew everything. It's only another queer fish in the damned old river. Excuse me for swearing, love! I swear I didn't mean to! Did you really never speak ^|aclothse^a| to a girl before? Of course I believe you,
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my own ^|asweet dear^a| darling liar, when you tell me! Never! Never ^|ain my whole sweet life^a|! Always ^|aof till^a| Always ^|alove^a|! As ^|along lone^a| as the stars look lucksmith laughs!

11) If you met on the binge a poor acheseyed from Ailing when the tune of his tremble shook ^|ashimming shimmy^a| and shin while his contrary soughed ^|ato the squeak in the weak^a| of his wailing like ^|aa^a| rugilant pugilant Lyon O'Lynn, if he maundered in misery plaining his plight, or, picking up lousies or dropping
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his teeth or wringing his handcuffs for peace, the poor blighter, & praying ^|athe Allfighty Allarmies^a| for thomething to eath, if he wept while he leapt & guffalled with a ^|awhimper quhimper^a| made ^|abad cold^a| bloud ^|aabout of^a| black mundy & no bones without ^|aflesh flech^a| and taking kiss ^|akale kake^a| or kick with a ^|asuck sigh of sucksigh or^a| simper, a diffle to larn and a dibble to lech, if ^|ahe begged, the vain shinner, the vain shinner begged^a| you to save his immartial
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^|aunread sore^a| skillmustered soul from the with a ^|ahoo! hoodoodoo Hoo! Hoodoodoo!^a|, breaking ^|aboasts boast^a| that ^|aof to^a| wile woe woem & sin he was partial, we don't think ^|awe should, Johm, we^a| care to this evening, would you?

Answer: