What was thass? Fog was whaas? Too mult sleepth. Let sleepth.

But really now whenabouts. Expatiate then how much times we live in! Yes?

So nat by night by naught by naket in those good old lousy days gone by (the days, shall we say?, of whom, shall we say?) while kinderwardens minded their twinsbed, therenow theystood, the sycomores, all four of them, in their quartan agues, the majorchy, the minorchy, the everso and the fermentarian, with their ballyhooric blowreaper, titranicht by tetranoxst, at their pussycorners, and that old time pallyollogass, playing copers fearsome, with Gus Walker, the cuddy, and his poor old dying boosy cough, esker, newcsle, saggard, crumlin, dell me, donk, the way to wumblin, follow me beeline and you're bumblin, esker, newcsle, saggard, crumlin, and listening, so gladdied up when nicechild Kevin Mary (who was going to be commandeering chief of the choirboys' brigade the moment he grew up under all the auspices) irishsmiled in his milky way of cream dwibble and onage tustard and dessed tabbage, but so frightied out when badbrat Jerry Godolphing (who was hurrying to be cardinal scullion in a night refuge as bald as he was cured enough under all the hospitals) furrinfrowned down his wrinkly waste of methylated spirits ick and lemoncholy lees ick and pulverised rhubarbarorum icky:
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night by silentsailing night while infantina Isobel (who will be blushing all day to be when she growed up one Sunday when she took the veil, the beautiful presentation nun, so barely twenty, in her pure coif, sister Isobel, and next Sunday, when she looked a peach, the bountiful Samaritan, still as beautiful and still in her teens, nurse Saintette Isabelle, with stiffstarched cuffs, but on holiday, christmas, easter mornings, when she wore a wreath, the wonderful widow of eighteen springs, Madame Isa Veuve La Belle, so sad but lucksome in her boyblue's long black with orange blossoming weeper's veil), for she was the only girl
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they loved, as she is the queenly pearl you prize, because of the way the night that first we met she is bound to be — methinks, and not in vain — the darling of my heart, sleeping, in her april cot, within her singachamer, with her greengageflavoured candywhistle duetted to the crazyquilt, Isobel, she is so pretty, truth to tell, wildwood's eyes and primarose hair, quietly, all the woods so wild, in mauves of moss and daphnedews, how all so still she lay, neath of the whitethorn, child of tree, like some losthappy leaf, like blowing flower stilled, as fain would she anon, for soon again 'twill be, win me, woo me, wed me, ah weary me, deeply, now evencalm lay sleeping:

now upon nacht while in his tumbril ^|s7watchman wachtmanº^s7| Havelook Seequeerscenes from yonsides of the choppy, punkt by his curserbog, went long the grassgross bumpinstrass that henders the pubbel to pass, ^|s7|shstowing his bottle in a boleº^sh| for at whet his whustle ^|shto stretch ecrooksman^sh|,^s7| sequestering for lovers' lost propertied offices the leavethings from allpurgers' night, og gneiss ogas gnasty, kikkers, brillers, knappers and bands, handshoon and strumpers, sminkysticks and eddiketsflaskers:

wan fine night and the next fine night and last fine night while Kathareen the Slop in her native's chambercushy^|s7, withº dreamings of simmering my veal astore,º^s7| was basquing to her pillasleep how she thawght a knogg came to the dowanstairs dour at that howr ^|s7|shto peirce the yare^sh|s7| and dowandshe went, schritt be schratt, to see was it Schweeps's mingerals or Shuhorn the posht with a tillycramp
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for Hemself and Co, Esquara, or them four hoarsemen on their apolkaloops, Norreys, Soothbys, Yates and Welks, and, galorybit of the Sanes in Hevel, there was a crick up the stairkiss and when she ruz the cankle to see, galohery, downandshe went on her knees to blessersef that were knogging together like milkjuggles as if it was the wrake of the hapspurus or old King Gander O'Toole of the Mountains or his googoo goosth she seein, sliving off over the sawdust lobby out of the backroom, wan ter, that was everywans in turruns, in his honeymoon trim, holding up his fingerhals, with the clookey in his fisstball, tocher of davy's, tocher of ivileagh, for her to whisht, you sowbelly, and the whites of his pious eyeballs swearing her to silence and coort:

each and every juridical sessions night whenas goodmen twelve and true at Fox and Geese in their numbered habitations tried Old Wireless overboord in their juremembers and whereas by reverendum they found him guilty of their and those imputations of fornicolopulation with two of his albowcrural correlations on whom he was said to have enjoyed by anticipation when schooling them in amown, mid grass, she sat, when man was, amazingly, frank, for their first conjugation, whose colours at standing up from the above were of a pretty carnation but, if really 'twere not so, of some
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deretane denudation with intent to excitation, caused by his retrogradation, among firearmed forces proper to this nation but apart from all titillation which, he said, was under heat pressure and a good mitigation without which in any case he insists upon being worthy of continued alimentation for him having displayed, he says, such grand toleration, reprobate so noted and all as he was, with his washleather sweeds and his smokingstump, for denying transubstantiation nevertheless in respect of his highpowered station, whereof more especially as probably he was meantime suffering genteel tortures from the best medical attestation, as he oftentimes did, having only strength enough, by way of festination, to implore or (I believe I might have said better) to complore with complete obsecration on everybody connected with him the curse of coagulation for, he tells me outside Sammon's in King Street after
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two or three hours of close confabulation, by this pewterpint of Gilbey's goatswhey which is his prime consolation, albeit involving upon the same no uncertain amount of esophagous regurgitation, he being personally unpreoccupied to the extent of a flea's gizzard anent eructation, if he was still extremely offensive to a score and four nostrils' dilatation still he was likewise, on the other side of him, for some nepmen's eyes a delectation, as he asserts without the least alienation, so prays of his fault you would make obliteration but as for our friend behind the bars, though like Adam Findlater a man of high estimation, summing him up to be done, be what will of excess his exaltation, still we think with Sully there can be no right extinuation for contravention of common and statute legislation for which the fit remedy resides, for Mr Sully, in corporal amputation: so three months for Gubbs Jeroboam, the frothwhiskered pest of the park, as per act one, section two, schedule three, clause four of the fifth of King Jark, this sentence to be carried out tomorrowmorn by Nolans Volans at six o'clock shark, and may the yeastwind and the hoppinghail malt mercy on his seven honeymeads and his hurlyburlygrowth, Amen, says the clarke:

niece by nice by neat by natty whilst mongst revery's happy gardens nine with twenty Leixlip yearlings had such a ripping time with gleeful cries of what is nice Toppingshaun made of made for and weeping like fun, him to be gone, for they were never happier, huhu, than when they were miserable, haha:

in their bed of trial, on the bolster of hardship, by the glimmer of memory, under coverlets of cowardice, ^|7|shAlbertusº Nyanzer with Victa Nyanza,^sh|7| his mace of might mortified, her beautyfell hung up on a nail, he, Ur of our Fathers, she, our moddereen rue arue arue, they, ay, by the hokypoker and brazier, they are, as sure as Dinny drops into the dyke …

A cry, off.
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Where are we at all? And whenabouts in the name of space? I don't understand. I fail to say. I dearsee you too.

^(7'|shHouse of the circulationº of mead.^sh|7') Scene and property plot. ^|s7|shStagemanager^sh|'s prompt.º^s7| Interior of dwelling on outskirts
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of city. Groove two. Ordinary bedroom set. Salmonpapered walls. Back centre, empty Irish grate^|7(+, ^|shAdam'sº mantel^{sh|+)7| |7'«+'|sa}, with wilting peacock elopementº fan, soot and tinsel,^sa| condemned^s+'|7'|. North, wall with window, practicable. No curtains. Blind drawn. South, party wall. Bed for two ^|s7«+'with ^|shstrawberry bedspread^sh|,^{s+'| |sh}wickerworker clubsessel and ^|sacanebottomed caneseated^sa| millikinstool^sh|s7|. ^|7«+'|shBookshrine^sh| without, ^|shfacetowel^sh| upon.^s+'|7| Chair for one. Woman's garments on chair. Man's trousers with crossbelt braces, collar, on bedknob. Man's corduroy surcoat with seapen nacre buttons, tabrets and taces on nail, wall right. Woman's gown on ditto, ditto left. Over mantelpiece picture of Michael, lance, slaying Satan, dragon with smoke. Small table near bed, front. Bed with bedding. Flagpatch quilt. Limes. Lighted lamp without globe, scarf, gazette, tumbler, quantity of water, julepot, ticker, side props, eventuals, man's gummy article, pink.

A time.

Act: dumbshow.

Closeup.

Man, with nightcap, in bed, fore. Woman, with curlpins, hind. Discovered. Side point of view. First position of harmony. Say! Eh? Ha! Check action. Matt! Male partly masking female. Domicy. Man looking round, beastly expression, fishy eyes, paralleliped homoplatts, ghazometron pondus, exhibits rage. Business. Ruddy blond, beer wig, gross build, episcopalian, any age. Woman, sitting, looks at ceiling, haggish expression, peaky nose, trekant mouth, fithery wight, exhibits fear. Welshrabbit ^|7tint teint^7|, turfi tuft, undersized, free kirk, no age. Closeup. Play!

Cry, off. Tabler. Her move.

^|7'|s+Footage.^s+|7'|

By the sinewy forequarters of the mare Pocahontas, you should have seen how that smart sallowlass just hopped a nanny's gambit out of bunk like old Mother Mesopotomac and in eight and eight sixtyfour she was off, door, knightlamp with her, billy's largelimbs prodgering
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after to queen's lead. ^|7|shPromiscuous Omeboundº to Fiammellaº la Diva.^sh|7| Huff! His move. Blackout.

Shifting scene. Wall flats: sink and fly. Spotlight working wallcloths. Room to sink: stairs to sink behind room. Two pieces. Kaying after qeue. Replay.

The old humburgh looks a thing incomplete, so. It is so. But it will pawn up a fine head of porter when it is finished. The castle arkwright put in a chequered staircase, certainly. It has only one square step, to be steady, yet notwithstumbling are they stalemating backgammoner supstairs by skips and trestles tiltop double corner. Whist while and game.

^|s7|shIt is ideal residence for realtarº. By himsº ingang tilt tinktº a tunning bell that Limen,º Mrº that ^|saBoggey^sa| Godde, be airwaked. Lingling, lingling. Be ^|sathe their^sa| magicsº in all. Chump,º do your ephort. Shop! Please shop! Shop ado O please shop.º How hominous his house, haunt it? Yesses,º indeadº it be! Nogen, of imperial measure,º is begraved beneatherº. Here are his naggins ^|saspilled poured^sa|,º his alladimº lamps.^sh| For all them whom he have fordone make we newly thankful!º^s7|

Tell me something. The Porters, so to speak, ^|7after their ^|shshadowstealers^sh| in the newsbaggers,^7| are very nice people, are they not? Very, all fourlike tellt. ^|7And ^|shon this wise^sh|.º^7| Mr Porter (Bartholomew, heavy man, astern, mackerel shirt) is an excellent forefather and Mrs Porter (leading lady, apoopahead, gaffreysaffron nightdress) is a most kindhearted messmother. A so united family ^|7pateramater^7| is not more existing on papel or off of it. ^|7|shAs keymasterº fits the lock it weds so this bally builder to his streamline secret.^sh|7| They care for nothing except everything that is allporterous. Porto da Brozzo! Isn't that terribly nice of them? You can ken that they come of a rarely old family by their costumance ^|7and one mustº togive that ^|shone supped of it in all tonearts from awe to zest^sh|7|. I think I begin to divine so much. Only snakkest me truesome! I stone us I'm hable.
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To reachy a skeer do! Still hoyhra, till venstra! Here are two rooms on the upstairs, at forkflank and at knifekanter. Whom in the wood are they for? Why, for little porter babes to be saved! ^|s7The ^|shcoeds, boytom thwackers and tomboy teaser^sh|.^s7| Here is onething you owed two noe. This one once upon awhile was the other but this is the other one nighadays. Ah so? The Corsicos? They are numerable. Guest them! ^|7|shMajor bed, minor beddiesº^sh|.^7| Who sleeps in now number one, for example? A pussy, purr esimple. ^|7How ^|shCunina, Statulina and Edulia^sh|, but howº^7| sweet of her! Has your pussy a ^|7name pessname^7|? Yes, indeed, you will hear it ^|7passim^7| in all the noveletta and she is named Buttercup. ^(7'|shHer bare name will tellt it^sh|, ^|sha monitress^sh|.^7') How very sweet of her and what an excessively lovecharming missyname to forsake, now that I come to drink of it filtred, a gracecup fulled of bitterness. She is dadad's lottiest daughterpearl and brooder's cissiest auntybride. ^|7|sa|b|shA
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more intriguant bambolina could one not colour up out of Boccuccia'sº Enamen Enameron.^sh|º^b| Her ^|shshellback thimblecasket^sh|º mirror only can show her ^|shdearest friendeen^sh|.^sa| To speak well her grace ^|shit would ask of Grecian language^sh|; ofº her goodness,º that legend golden. O Charis! O Charissima!º^7| Would one but to do apart a lilybit her virginelles and, so, to breath, so, therebetween, behold, she had ^|7instant instantt^7| with her hand made as to graps the myth inmid the air. Mother of moth! I will to show herword in flesh. Approach not, for ghost sake! It is dormition! ^(7'|shShe may think^sh|, what though ^|shlittle doth she realise^sh|, ^|shas morning fresheth,º it hath happened her, you know what, as they too what Iº dare not utter.^{sh|7') |s7}Silvoo plush,º if scolded she draws a face. ^|shPetticoat's asleep but in the g_unread gentlenest of her thoughts apoo is a nursepin.^{sh| |sh}To be presented,^sh| unread Of courts and with enticers. ^|shUp, girls, and at him Babs for Bimbushi?^sh| Of courts ^|shand with enticers^sh|.º ^|shUp, girls, and at him!^sh|º^s7| Alone? Alone what? I mean does she do ^|s7asleep fleurty winkys^s7| with herself? Pussy is never alone^|7, as records her ^|shchambrette^sh|,º^7| for she can always look at Biddles and talk petnames with her little
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playfilly when she is sitting downy on the ploshmat. ^|7Doth ^|shDolly weeps^sh| she is hasting. ^|shWill Dally bumpsetty ^|ait is 'tis for^a| tubtime^sh|.º^7| O, she talks, does she? Marry, how? ^|s7|shRosepetalletted sounds.^sh|s7| Ah Biddles es ma plikplak. Ah plikplak wed ma Biddles. A nice jezebel barytinette she will gift^|7, this ^|shstrife stirrer^sh|,º^7| but I much prefer her missnomer in maidenly golden lasslike gladsome wenchful flowery girlish beautycapes. ^|7|shDulcidelicatissima!^sh|7| So do I, much. ^|7|shAllaliefest, she who pities very pebbles, dare we not wish on her our thrice onsk? That A lovely fear! That she seventip toe her chrysming, that she spin blaa to scarlachº till her templarº veil, that the Mount of Whoam it open it her to shelterer!^sh|7| She will blow ever so much more promisefuller, blee me, than all the other common marygales that romp round brigid's school, charming Carry Whambers or saucy Susy Maucepan or merry Anna Patchbox or silly Polly Flinders. Platsch! A plikaplak.

And^|7, sinceº we are ^|shtalking amnessly of bunkasloopº^sh| andº ^|shcrazdledazeº^sh|,^7| who doez in sleeproom number twobis? The twobirds. ^(7'|shHoly policeman^sh|,^7') O, I see! Of what age are your birdies? They are to come of twinning age so soon as they may be born ^|7to be eldering like those olders while they are ^|shliving under chairs^sh|7|. They are? And they seem to be so tightly tattached as two maggots to touch other, I think I notice, do I not? You do. Our bright bull babe, Frank Kevin, is on heartsleeveside. Do not you waken him! He is happily to sleep^(7', ^|shlimb of the Lord^sh|,^7') with his lifted in blessing^|7, his ^|shbachalº Iosa^sh|,^7| like the blissed angel he looks so like and his mou is semiope as though he were blowdelling on a bugigle. ^|7Very shortly ^|shhe will smell sweetly when he will hear a weird to wean^sh|.^7| By gorgeous, that boy will blare some knight when he will take his dane's pledges and quit our ingletears^|7, spite of ^|shundesirable parents^sh|,^7| to wend him to Amorica ^|7toº quest a ^|shcushyº job^sh|7|. That keen dean with his veen nonsolance! O, I adore the profeen music! Dollarmighty! He is too audorable really^|s7, ^|sheunique^sh|s7|! I guess to have seen somekid like him in the storybook, guess I met somewhere somelamb to whom he will be becoming liker. But hush! How unpardonable of me! I beg you for your venials, sincerely I do.
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Hush! The other, twined on codliverside, has been crying in his sleep^|s7, ^|shmaking sharpshape his inscissors^{sh| «+'}onº ^|sasome^{sa| |sh}first choice sweets fished out of the muck^sh|s+'|s7|. What a teething wretch! ^|s7|shHow his book of craven images!^sh|º^s7| Here are posthumious tears on his intimelle. And he has pipettishly bespilled himself from his foundingpen^|s7, ^|shasº ill spentº from inkinghorn^sh|s7|. He is jem job joy pip paa pat (jot um for a sobrat!) Jerry Jehu. You will know him by names in the capers but you cannot see whose heel he sheepfolds in his wrought hand because I have not told it to you. ^|s7|shO, Oº foetal sleep! Ah, fatal slip! Theº one loved, the other left, the bride of pride leased to the stranger.^sh|s7| He will be quite within the pale when ^|s7|shwith lordbeeron brow^sh|s7| he vows him so tosset to be of the sir blake tribes. Bleak! Are you not somewhat bulgar with your bowels? Whatever do you mean with sour bleak? With pale blake I write ^|s7inkhorn tintingface^s7|. O, you do? And with steelwhite and blackmail I scent for my sweet an anemone's letter with a gold of my bridest hair betied. ^|s7Donatusº ^|shhis mark,º address as follows^sh|.^s7| So you did? From the Cat and Cage. O, I see and see. You never may know in the preterite all perhaps that you would not believe that you ever even saw to be about to. Perhaps. But they are two very blizky little portereens after their bredscrums, Jerkoff and Eatsup, as for my part opinion indeed. They would be born so, costarred, puck and prig, the maryboy at the Donnybrook Fair, the godolphinglad in the Hoey's Court. How frilled one shall be as at taledold of Formio and Cigalette! What folly innocents! ^|s7|saTheirs whatº pep of ^|shpuppyhood^sh|!^{sa| |sh}Both barmhearts shall become yeastcake by their brackfest.^sh|s7| I will to leave my copperwise blessing between the pair of them, for rosengorge, for greenafang. ^|7«+'Blech and tin soldies, weals in a sniffbox. Som's wholed,º all's parted.^{s+'| |sh}Weeping shouldst not thou be when man falls but that divine schemingº ever adoring be^sh|.^7| So you be either man or mouse and you be neither fish nor flesh. Take. And take. Vellicate nijche! Adieu, soft adieu, for these nice presents, kerryjevin! Still tosorrow!
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Jeminy! What is the view which now takes up a second position of discordance, tell it, please? Mark! You notice it in that rereway because the male entail partially eclipses the femecovert. It is so called for its discord the meseedo. Do you ever heard the story about Helius Croesus, that white and gold Elephant in our zoopark? You astonish me by it. Is it not that we are commanding from fullback, woman permitting, a profusely fine birdseye view from beauhind this park? Finn his park has been much the admiration of all the stranger ones, greekish and romanos, who arrive to here. The straight road down the centre (see relief map) bisexes the park which is said to be the largest of his kind in the world. On the right prominence confronts you the handsome viceregal lodge while, turning to the other supreme piece of cheeks, exactly opposite, you are confounded by the equally handsome chief secretary's residence. Around is a little amiably tufted and man is cheered when he bewonders through the boskage how the nature in all frisko is enlivened by gentlemen's seats. ^|s7|aHere are heavysupperdaddies'º housings for ^|shhundredaires^sh| of our super thin thousand.^a| By gum, but you have resin!º Of these tallworts are yielded out ^|shjuices for jointoils and pappasses for paynims^sh|º.^s7| Listeneth! 'Tis a tree story. How olave, that firile, was aplantad in her liveside. How tannoboom held tonobloom. How rood in norlandes. The black and blue marks athwart the weald, which now barely is so stripped, indicate the prepresence of sylvious beltings. Therewithal shady rides lend themselves out to rustic cavalries. Any pretty dears are to be caught inside but it is a bad pities of the plain. A scarlet pimparnell now mules the mound where anciently first murders were wanted to take root. ^|7|shTalking tree and sinning stone^sh|º stay on either hand.^7| Hystorical leavesdroppings may also be garnered up with Sir Shamus Swiftpatrick, archfieldchaplain of Saint Lucan's. How familiar it is to see all those interesting advenements with one anaked's eyes. Is all? Yet not. At the bodom fundus of this royal park, which, with tvigate shyasian gardeenen, is open to the public till night at late, so well the sissastrides so will
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the pederestians, do not fail to point to yourself a depression called Holl Hollow. It is often quite guttergloomering in our duol and gives wankyrious thoughts to the head but the ^|7band ^|shbanders^sh|7| of the pentapolitan poleetsfurcers bassoons into it on windy Woodensdays their wellbooming wolvertones. Ulvos! Ulvos!

Whervolk dorst ttou begin to tremble by our moving pictures at this moment when I am to place my hand of our true friendshapes upon thy knee to mark well what I say? Throu shayest who? In Amsterdam there
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lived a … But how? You are tremblotting, you retchad, like a verry jerry! Niet? Will you a guineeser? ⁽⁺⁷Gain Gaij^+)7| beutel of staub? To feel, you! Yes, how it tremules, the timid!! Vortigern, ah Gortigern! Overlord of Mercia! Or doth brainskin flinchgreef? Stemming! What boyazhness! Sole shadow shows. 'Tis jest jibberweek's joke. It must have stole! O, keve silence, both! Putshameyu! I have heard her voice somewhere else's before me in these ears still that now are for mine.

Let op. Slew musies. Thunner in the eire.

You were dreamend, dear! The pawdrag? The fawthrig? Shoo! Hear are no phanthares in the room at all, avikkeen. No bad bold fauthern, dear one. Opop opop capallo, muy malinchily malchick! Gothgorodfather godown fallaway tomollow the lucky load to Lublin for make his thoroughbass grossman's bigness. Take that two piecee big slap slap bold hinty bottomside pap pap pappa!

— Li ne dormis?

— S! Malbone dormas.

— Kia li krias nokte?

— Parolas infanetes. S!

Sonly all in your imagination, dim! Poor little brittle magicnations, dim of mind! Shoo to me now, dear! Shoom of me! While elvery stream winds eeling on for to keep this barrel of bounty rolling.

When you're coaching through Lucalizod, on the sulphur spa to visit, it's safer to hit than miss it. Stop at his inn! The hammers are telling the cobbles, the pickts are hacking the saxums, it's snugger to burrow abed than ballot on broadway. Tuck in your
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blank! For it's race pound race the hosties rear all roads to ruin and layers by lifetimes laid down riches from poormen. Cried onions to chip, saltpetre to strew, gallpitch to drink, stonebread to break, but it's bully to gulp good blueberry pudding. Doze in your warmth. While the elves in the moonbeams, feeling why, will keep my lilygem gently gleaming.

In the sleepingchambers. The court to go into half morning. The four seneschals with their palfrey to be there now, all balaaming, in the cedarmores and sharping up their peniscils. The boufeither Soakersoon at holdup tentstickor. The swabsister Katya to have duntalking and to keep shakenin dowan her droghedars. Those twelve chief barons to stand by ^(7'|shduedesmally^sh|7') with their folded arums and put down all excursions and false alarums and after that to go back now to their runameat farums and recompile their magnum chartarums with the width of the road between them and all harrums. The maidbrides all, in favours gay, to strew sleety
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cinders on their falling hair and for wouldbe joybells to ring sadly ringless hands. The dame dowager to stay kneeled down how she is, as first mutherer with cord in coil. The two princes of the tower royal, daulphin and devlin, to lie how they are without to see. The dame dowager's duffgerent to present wappon^(7', ^|shbladeº drawn to the full^sh|,º^7') and about wheel without to be seen of them. The infanta Isabella from her coign to do obeisance toward the duffgerent, as first futherer with drawn brand. Then the court to come into full morning. Herein see ye fail not!

— Vidu, porkego! Ili vi rigardas! Returnu, porkego maldelikato!

Hummels! That crag! Those hullocks! O'Sire! ^(7'|shSo be accident occur is not going to commence!^sh|7') What have you therefore? Fear you the donkers? Of roovers? I fear lest we have lost ours ^(7'(non grant it!)^7') respecting these wildy parts. How is hit finister! How shagsome all and beastful! What do you show on? I show because I must see before my misfortune so a stark pointingpole. Lord of ladders, what for lungitube! Can you read the verst legend hereon? I am hather of the missed. Areed! To the Dunleary
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Obelisk via the Rock vhat myles knox furlongs: to the General's Post Office howsands of patience: to the Wellington Memorial half a league wrongwards: to Sara's Bridge good hunter and nine to meet her: to the Point, one yeoman's yard. He, he, he! At what do you leer^|7(+, ^|shaº setting upº^|sh+)7|? ^(7'|shWith a such unbuttonedº belly?º Cascades!^sh|7') I leer ^|7(+|sh(O my big, O my bog, O my bagbone!)^sh|+)7| because I must see a buntingcap of so a pinky on the poink! It is for a true glover's greeting and many burgesses by us, greats and grosses, uses to pink it in this way ^|7(+|shat tet-a-tetº^sh|+)7|. ^|7(+|shFor long has it been effigy of standard royal when broken on roofstaff which to the gunnings shall cast welcome from Courtmilits' Fortressº, umptydum dumptydum. ^«++Bemark you these hangovers, those streamer fields!º^{s++|sh|+)7| (7'|sh}Hisº influx.^sh|7') Do you not have heard that, the queen lying abroad ^|7|s+from fury of the gales ^s+|7|, her ^|s7king liege^s7| of lateenth dignisties shall come ^|7|shon^sh|º^7| tomorrow, Michaelmas^|s7, theretoº all the king's aussies and all their kin'sº men^(+|sh, knechts tramplers and cavalcaders,^sh|+) led of ^|shherald graycloak, Ulaf Goldarskield^sh|s7|? ^|s7|shDog! Dog!^{sh| «+'|sh}Her lofts will be loosed for her and their tumblers broodcast.^{sh|s+'| |sh}A progress shall be made in walk^sh|, ney?º ^(+|shI trow it well, and uge by uge.^sh|+)s7| He shall come^(7', ^|shsidesmen^sh| accostant,º^7') by Jubilarian with — who can doubt it? — his golden beagles and his white elkox terriers for a hunting on our littlego illcome faxes. ^|7|shIn blue and buff of Beaufort^{sh| |sh}the hunt shall make their bay^sh|.º ^|xIt is poblesse noblige. ^|shOmmes will grin through collars when each ridesº other's ass.^{sh| «+'|sh}Me Eccls!^{sh|s+'| |sh}What catskillingsº overall!
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What popping outº guillotinedº widows!^{sh| «+'|sh}Squintina plies favours on us from her^{sh| |sh}rushfrail^{sh| |sh}and Zosimus, the crowder,^sh|º in his ^|shsurcoat^sh|,º ^|shsues us with softwater souftwister^sh|. Apart we!º ^|shHere ^|saare^sa| gantlets.^sh|s+'| I believe ^«+'you! it, byº ^|shPlentifolks Mixymost!^{sh|s+'| «+'|sh}Yet if I durst to express the hope how I might be able to be present.^{sh| |sh}All these peeplers^{sh| |sh}entrammed and detrained^sh| on ^|shbikeygels and troykakyls and those puny farting little solitires^sh|! ^|saTollare, lo Tollacre, tollacre! Polo north will beseem Sibernian and on Plein Peloutaº will behowl ney ne ^|shyerking of at lawncastrum ne ghimbelling on to on guelflinks^sh|.^sa|
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^|shMaw Mauser misma Misma shall cease to stretch her and come abroad for what the ^|sablink's blinkins is^sa| to be seen. A ruber, a rancher, a fullvide, a veridust,º and as ceredulousº behind as he was before behind a damson of a sloe cooch. Mbv!^{sh|s+'| |sh}The annamation of evabusies, the livlianess of her laughings, such as a plurity of bells! Have peacience, pray you! Place to dames!^{sh| |sh}Even the Lady Victoria Landauner will leave to loll and parasol, all giddied into gushgasps with her dickey standing.^{sh| |sh}Britus and Gothius shall no more joustle for that ^|asommeplace sonneplace^a| but^{sh| |sh|a}make mark^a| one autonement when, with si so silent, Cloudia Aiduolcis, good and dewed up, shall let fallº, yesº no, yetº now,º a rain. It is how Muchsias grapcias! It is howsweetº from her, the wispful, and they ereº soon seen swopsib so a sautril as a meise.^sh| Hool poll the bull? Fool pay the bill. Becups a can full. Peal, pull the bell!^{x| (a}Still sayeme of ceremonies.^{a)7| |s7}It stands ^|shin Instopressible^sh|º how^s7| Meynhir Mayour, our boorgomaister, ^(7'|sh«+'the thon^s+'| staunch Thorsman^{sh| |s+}, his hod ^|shhoisted^sh|,^s+|7') in best bib and tucker, ^|s7|shwith Woolingtonº bottes ^|saand over^sa| buckram babbishkis^sh|º and his ^|shclouded cane^{sh| s7|} surrounded of his full coorporation with fixed baronets and ^(7'all meng^7') our pueblos, ^|7(+|shrestrained by chain of hands^sh|,º^{+)7| (7'|sh}from pinchgut, hoghill, darklane, gibbetmeade,º and beaux and ^|s+love laddes^s+| and bumbellyº,^sh|7') shall receive Dom King at Broadstone Barrow meet a keys of goodmorrow on to his pompey cushion. ^|7|s+'Twill be tropic of all days. By the splendour of Sole!^{s+| «+'|sh}Perfect weatherest prevailing^sh|.^{s+'| |sh}Thisafter^{sh| |sh}he shall addressº to His Serenemost by a speechreading from his miniated vellum^sh|º, ^|shwho meaningwhile,º that illuminatured one,^{sh| (+|sh}Papyroy of Pepinregn,º^{sh|+) «+'|sh}my Sire^sh|, ^|shgreat, big King^sh|,º^{s+'| |sh}will be poking out with his canule into the ^«+'arms arrasº^s+'| of
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what brilliant bridgecloths and joking up with his tonguespitz to the crimosing ^|awindowladies balkonladies:º^a| here's a help undo
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their modest stays with a fullbelow may the funnyfeelbelong.^{sh| «+'|sh}Oddsbones^sh|, that may it!^s+'|7| Carilloners will ring their gluckspeels. Rng rng! Rng rng! S. Presbytt-in-the-North, S. Mark Underloop, S. Lorenz-by-the-Toolechest, S. Nicholas Myre. You shall hark to anune S. Gardener, S. George-le-Greek, S. Barclay Moitered, S. Phibb, Iona-in-the-Fields with Paull-the-Aposteln. And audialterand: S. Jude-at-Gate, Bruno Friars, S. Weslen-on-the-Row, S. Molineux Without, S. Mary Stillamarries with Bride-and-Audeox-behind-Wardbore. How chimant in effect! Alla tingaling pealabells! ^|7|shSo ^|aa^a| many of churches one cannot hear one's ownº prayers.^sh|7| 'Tis holyyear's day! Juin jully we may! Agithetta and Tranquilla shall demure upclaused but Marlborough-the-Less, Greatchrist and Holy Protector shall have open virgilances. But will be not pontification? Dock, dock⁽⁷, agameº⁷⁾! ^|s7|shPrimatially^sh|.^s7| At wateredge. Cantaberra and Neweryork may supprecate when, by vespers, for towned and travalled, ^|7|shhis goldwhite swaystick aloft ylifted^sh|, ^(+|shumbrilla-parasoul,^sh|+)7| Monsigneur of Deublan shall impart to all. ^(7'Benedictus benedicat! To board! And mealsight! Unjoint him this bittern, frust me this chicken, display yon crane, thigh her this her pigeon, unlace andº allay rabbit and pheasant! Sing:º Old Finncoole, he's a mellow old saoul when he swills with his fuddlers free!º Poppop array! ^(+|shFor we're all jollygame fellhellows which nobottle can deny!^sh|+) Here be trouts culponed for m ye and salmons chined and sturgeons tranched, sanced caponsm capons, lobsters barbed.^7') It will give piketurns on the Tummliplads ^|7(+|shand forain dances^sh|+)7| and crosshurdles and dollmanovers and viceuvious pyrolyphies^|7|s+, a snow of dawnflakes,^s+|7| at darkfall for Grace's Mamnesty and our fancy ladies, all assombred. You do not have heard? It stays in book of that which is. I have heard anyone tell it jesterday ^(7'(^|shmasterº currier with brassard, was't?º^sh|)^7') how one should come on morrow here but it is never here ^|7(+|shthat one^sh|+)7| today. Well, but remind tu thank you where yestoday Ys Morganas war and that it is always tomorrow in ⁽⁺⁷tet's other's ^|shtoth's tother's^sh|+)7| place. Amen.
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True! True! ^|7(+|shVouchsafe me more soundpicture!º^{sh|+)7| (7'|sh}It gives furiously to think.^sh|7') Is rich Mr Pornter, a squire, not always in his such strong health? I thank you for the best, he is in taken deal exceedingly herculaneous. One sees how he is lot stroutlier than of formerly. One would say him to hold whole a litteringture of kidlings under his aproham. He! Has handsome Sir Pournter always been so long married? O yes, Lord Pournterfamilias has been marryingman ever since so long time and, yes indeed, he has a mic son and his two fine mac sons and a superfine mick want they mack metween them. She, she, she! But on what do you again leer? I am not leering, I pink your pardons! I am highly she she sherious.

Do you not must want to go somewhere on the present? Yes, O pity! At earliest moment! ^(7'That ^|shprickly heat feeling^sh|!^7') Here we shall do a far walk (O pity!) anygo khaibits till the number one of Sairey's place. Is, is. I want you to admire her sceneries illustrationing our national ^|7'|s+first^s+|7'| rout, one ought ought one. ^|7We shall too downlook on that ^|shford where Sylvanus Sanctus washed but hurdley those tips of his anointeds^sh|.^7| Do not show ever retrorsehim, crookodeyled, till that you become quite crimstone in the face! Beware! Guardafew! It is Stealer of the Heart! I am anxious in regard you should overthrown your sillarsalt. I will dui sui, tefnute!
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These brilling ^|7streamlines ^|s+waveleapth waveleaplights^s+|7|! Please say me how sing you them. Seekhem seckhem! They arise from a clear springwell in the near of our park which makes the daft to hear all blend. ^|7This ^|shplace of endearment^sh|!^7| How it is clear! And how they cast their spells upon, the leaves that thereup float, the bookstaff branchings! ^(7'The ^|shdruggeted stems^sh|, ^|shthe leaves incut on trees!^sh|7') Do you can their tantrist spellings? I can lese^(7', skillmistress aiding^7'). Elm, bay, this way, cull dare, take a message, tawny runes ilex sallow, meet me at the pine. Yes, they shall have brought us to the watertrysting ^(7'by ^|shhedgesº of maiden fernº^sh|,^7') then here in another place is their chapelofeases, sold for song, of which you have thought my praise too much my price. O ma ma! Sell me, my soul dear! Ah, my sorrowful, his cloister dreeping of his monkshood, how it is triste to death, all his dark ivytod! Yet see, my blanching kissabelle, in the under close she is all so gay, her kirtles green, her curtsies white, her peony pears, her nistlingsloe! O, pipette, I must also quicklingly to tryst myself softly into this little easechapel! But, I pray, make so! Do your easiness! O, ppeace, this is heaven! O, Prince of Pouringtoher, whatever shall I pppease to do? Why do you so lifesighs, my precious, as I hear from you, after that swollen one? I am not sighing, I assure, but only I am soso sorry about all in my saarasplace.
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Listen, listen! I am doing it. Hear more to those voices! Always I am hearing them. Hoarsehem coughs enough. Annshee lispes privily.

— He is quieter now.

— Legalentitled. Accesstopartnzz. Notwildebeestsch. Byrightofcaptz. Twainbeoneflesh. Haveandholdpp.

— S! Let us go. Make a noise. Slee …

— Obstructionwayszz. Beautofusion. Claimtopossessk.

— Qui... The li...

— Huesofrichunfoldingmorn. Wakenupriseandprove. Provideforsacrifice.

— Wait! Hist! Let us list!

For our netherworld's bosomfoes are working tooth and nail overtime: in earthveins, toadcavities, cheeseganglions, saltklosters,
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underfed: nagging firenibblers knocking afterman up out of his hinterclutch. Tomb be their tools. When the youngdammers will be soon heartpocking on their betters' doornoggers: and the youngfries will be backfrisking diamondcuts over their lyingin underlayers, spick and spat trowelling a gravetrench for their fourinhand forebears. Vote for your club!

— Wait!

— What?

— Her door!

— Ope?

— See!

— What?

— Careful!

— Who?

Cant ear! Her dorters ofe? Whofe? Her eskmeno daughters hope? Whope? Ellme, elmme, elskmestoon! Soon!

Live well! Inûvdluaritzas! Tone!

Let us consider.

The procurator Interrogarius Mealterum persends us this proposer.

Honuphrius is a concupiscent exserviceman who makes dishonest propositions to all. He is considered to have committed^|s7, ^|sh|sausing invoking^sa| droit d'oreiller,^sh|s7| simple infidelities with Felicia, a virgin, and to be practising for unnatural coits with Eugenius and Jeremias, two or three philadelphians. Honuphrius, Felicia, Eugenius and Jeremias are consanguineous to the lowest degree. Anita, the wife of Honuphrius, has been told by her tirewoman, Fortissa, that Honuphrius has blasphemously confessed under voluntary chastisement that he has instructed his slave Mauritius, a widower, to facilitate their neighbour Magravius, a commercial emulous of Honuphrius, to solicit the chastity of Anita. Anita is informed by some illegitimate children
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of Fortissa with Mauritius that Gillia, the schismatical wife of Magravius, is visited clandestinely by Barnabas, the advocate of Honuphrius, an immoral person who has been corrupted by Jeremias. Gillia, ex equo with Poppea, Arancita, Clara,
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Marinuzza, Indra and Iodina, has been tenderly debauched by Honuphrius, and Magravius knows from spies that Anita has formerly committed double sacrilege with Michael, vulgo Cerularius, a perpetual curate who wishes to seduce Eugenius. Magravius threatens to have Anita molested by Sulla, an orthodox savage (and leader of a band of twelve mercenaries, the Sullivani) who desires to procure Felicia for Gregorius, Leo, Vitellius and Macdugalius, four excavators, if she will not yield to him and also deceive Honuphrius by rendering conjugal duty when demanded. Anita, who claims to have discovered incestuous temptations from Jeremias and Eugenius, would yield to the lewdness of Honuphrius to appease the savagery of Sulla and the mercernariness of the twelve Sullivani and to save the virginity of Felicia for Magravius, when converted by Michael after the death of Gillia, but she fears that by allowing his marital rights she may cause reprehensible conduct between Eugenius and Jeremias. Michael, who has formerly debauched Anita, dispenses her from yielding to Honuphrius who pretends publicly to possess his conjunct in thirtynine several manners (turpiter!) for carnal hygiene whenever he has rendered himself impotent to consummate by subdolence. Anita is disturbed, but Michael comminates that he will reserve her case tomorrow for the ordinary Guglielmus even if she should practise a pious fraud during affrication which, from experience, she knows to be leading to nullity. Fortissa, however, is encouraged by Gregorius, Leo, Vitellius and Magdugalius, reunitedly, to warn Anita by describing the strong chastisements of Honuphrius and the depravities (turpissimas!) of Canicula, the deceased wife of Mauritius, with Sulla, the simoniac, who is abnegand and repents. Has he hegemony and shall she submit?

^|7|shTranslakeº a lax, you breed a bradaun.^{sh| «+'|sh}In the goods of Cape and Chattertone,º deceased.^sh|s+'|7|

This, layreaders and gentilemen, is perhaps the commonest of all cases in our courts of litigation. D'Oyly Owens holds that so long as there is a joint deposit account in the two names a mutual obligation is posited. Owens cites Brerfuchs and Warren, a foreign firm ^|7(+|sh, since disseized,^sh|+)7| registered as Tangos, Limited, for the sale of certain proprietary articles. The action, which was at the instance of the
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trustee of the Heathen Church Emergency fund, suing by its trustee, a resigned civil servant, for the payment of tithes due, was heard by Judge Doyle and also by a common jury. No question arose as to the debt for which vouchers spoke volumes. The defence alleged that payment had been made effective. The fund trustee, one Jucundus Fecundus Xero Pecundus Coppercheap, counterclaimed that payment was invalid, having been tendered to creditor under cover of a crossed cheque, signed in the ordinary course, in the name of Wieldhelm, hurls cross, ^(7'|shvoucher copy provided^sh|,^7') and drawn by the senior partner only by whom the lodgment of the species had been effected but in their joint names. The bank particularised, the National Misery (now almost entirely in the hands of the four chief bondholders for value in Tangos, Limited), declined to pay the draft, though there were ample reserves to meet the liability, whereupon the trusty Coppercheap negotiated it for and on behalf of the fund of the thing to a client of his, a notary, from whom, on consideration, he received in exchange legal relief as between trusthee and bethrust, with thanks. Since then the cheque, a good washable pink, embossed D you D no 11 hundred and thirty 2, good for the figure and face, had been circulating in the country for over thirtynine years among holders of Pango stock, a rival concern, though not one demonetised farthing had ever spun or fluctuated across the counter in the semblance of hard coin or liquid cash. The jury (a sour dozen of stout fellows all of whom were curiously named after Doyles) naturally disagreed, jointly and severally, and the belligerent judge, disagreeing with the allied jurors' disagreement, went outside his jurisfiction altogether and ordered a garnishee attachment to the neutral firm. No mandamus could locate the depleted Whilom Breyfawkes as he had entered into an
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ancient moratorium, dating back to the times of the early barters, and only the junior partner Barren could be found, who turned up among the male jurors, an obsolete turfwoman originally from the proletarian class with still a good title to her sexname of Ann Doyle, 2 Coppinger's Cottages, the Doyle Country. Doyle (Ann), having regretfully left the jurybox, protested cheerfully on the stand in a long jurymiad in re corset checks, delivered in Doylish, that she had often, in supply to brusk demands rising almost to bollion point, discounted Mr Brakeforth's first of all in exchange at nine months from date without issue and, to be strictly literal, unbottled in corrubberation a current account of how she had been made at sight for services rendered the payee-drawee of unwashable blank assignations, sometimes pinkwilliams (laughter) but more often of the crème-de-citron, vair émail paoncoque or marshmallow
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series, which she, as bearer, used to endorse, adhesively, to her various payers-drawers who in most cases were identified by the timber papers as wellknown tetigists of the city and suburban. Coppinger's doll, as she was called, then proposed for her satisfaction and as a whole act of settlement to reamalgamate herself, tomorrow perforce, in pardonership with the permanent suing fond trustee, Monsignore Pepigi, under the new style of Will Breakfast and Sparrem, as he seemed to proffer the steadiest interest towards her, but this prepoposal was ruled out on appeal by Judge Jeremy Doyler who, reversing the findings of the lower court, found ^|7and ^|shhanded down^sh|7| that, as a matter of tact, the woman they gave as free was born into contractual incapacity when, how and where Mamy's Mancipium Act did not apply and therefore held supremely that, as no property in law can exist in a corpse, Pepigi's pact was pure piffle (loud laughter) and Wharrem could whistle for the rhino. Will you, won't you, pango with Pepigi? Not for, Nancy, how dare you do! And whew whewwhew whew.

— He sighed in sleep.

— Let us go back.

— Lest he forewaken.

— Hide ourselves.

While hovering dreamwings, folding round, will hide from fears my wee nee mannikin, keep my big wig long strong manomen, guard my bairn, mon beau.

— To bed!

^|7(+|shProspector^{sh|+)7| (+7}Projector projector^+)7| and ^|7(+|shboomooster^sh|+)7| giant builder of all causeways woesoever, hoppingoffpoint and true terminus of straxstraightcuts and corkscrewn perambulaups, zeal whence to goal whither, wanderlust, in sequence to which every muckle must make its mickle, as different as York from Leeds, being the only wise in a muck's world to look on itself from beforeland; mirrorminded curiositease and would-to-the-large which bring hills to molehunter, home through first husband, perils behind swine and
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horsepower down to hungerford, prick this man and tittup this woman, our forced payrents, Bogy Bobow with his cunnyngnest couchmare, Big Macester Finnykin with Phenicia Parkes, lame of his ear and gape of her leg, most correctingly, we beseach of you, down their laddercase of nightwatch service and bring them at suntime flush with the nethernmost gangrung of their stepchildren: guide them through the labyrinth of their semilikes and the alteregoases of their pseudoselves: hedge them bothways from all roamers whose names are ligions, from loss of bearings deliver them; so they kreep to their rights and be ware of dutyfrees^|7'|s+, _unreade he as old hale as his ardouriesº, she as verve as her veines,^s+|7'|: this prime white arsenic with bissemate alloyed, ^|+7'mortal martial^+|7'| sin with peccadilly, ^(7'free to lease hold with first mortgage, dowser dour and dipper douce, stop-that-war and feel-this-feather, ^|shhorsebloodheartenedº and lambswoolwashableº^sh|, ^|shgreat gas with fun-in-the-corner^sh|, ^|shgrand slam with fall-of-the-trick^sh|, ^|shsolomn one and shebby^sh|, ^|shcod and coney, cash and carry,^{sh| |sh}in all we dreamed the part we dreaded^sh|, ^|shcorsair coupled with his dame^sh|, ^|shroyal biber but constant lymph^sh|, ^|shboniface and bonnyfeatures^sh|, ^|shnazel noseº and river mouth^sh|, ^|shbang-the-change batter-the-bolster^sh|, ⁽⁺⁺big smoke and lickley roesthy,º humanity's fahrman by society leader, voguener and trulley, humpered and elf, tur loughmoor with Miryburrow, leaksº and awfully,^{++) |sh}basal curse^sh| yet grace abunda, Regies Producer with screendoll ^|s+La Diva Vedette^s+|, ^(+|shpeg of his claim and pride of her heart,^{sh|+) |s+}cliffscaur grisly with but rockdove cooing,^s+|7') Hodinstag on Fryggabet, baron and feme: that he may dishcover her, that she may uncouple him, that none may come and crumple them, that they may soon recoup themselves: now and then, time on time again, as per periodicity: from Neaves to Willses, from Bushmills to Enos; to Goerz from Harleem, to Hearths of Oak from Skittish Widdas: via mala, hyber pass, heckhisway per alptrack: through lands vague and vain, after many mandelays: in their first case, to the next place, till their cozenkerries: the high and the by, both pent and plain: ^(7'|shcross the cowslips yillow, yellow, yallow, past pumpkins^{sh| |sh}pinguind^sh|,º ^|shpurplesome:^sh|7') be they whacked to the wide other tied to husthings: long sizzleroads neath arthurseat, him to the derby, her to toun; in the grounds or unterlinnen: rue to lose and ca'canny: at shipside, by convent garden: monk and sempstress, in sackcloth silkily: curious dreamers, curious dramas, curious demon, plagiast dayman, playajest dearest, plaguiest dourest: for the strangfort planters are prodesting and the karkery felons dryflooring it and the leperties' ladds clearing the way, plump for Slygo Slee.

Stop! Did a stir? No, is fast. On to bed! So he is. It's only the
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wind on the road outside for to wake all shivering shanks from snoring.

But, Oom Godd his villen, who will he be, this mitryman, some king of the yeast, in his chrismy greyed brunzewig, with the snow in his mouth and the Caspian asthma, so bulk of build? Relics of pharrer and livite! Dik Gill, Tum Lung or MacFinnan's cool Harryng? He has only his bedcosycaskette on and his woolsey shirtplisse with peascod doublet, also his feet wear doubled width socks for he always must to insure warm sleep between a pair of fullyfleeced bankers eskipping the clockback. Can thus be Misthra Norkmann that keeps our hotel? Begor, Mr O'Sorgmann, you're looking right well! Hecklar's champion ethnicist. How deft as a fuchser schouws daft as a fish! He's the dibble's own doges for doublin existents! But a jolly fine daysent form of one word. He's rounding up on his family.

And who is the bodikin by him, sir? So voulzievalsshie? With ybbs and zabs? Her trixiestrail is tripping her, vop! Luck at the way for the lucre of smoke she's looping the lamp! Why, that's old Missness Wipethemdry! Well, well, wellsowells! Donauwatter! Ardechious me! With her halfbend, as proud as a peahen, allabalmy, and her troutbeck quiverlips ninya-nanya. And her sleptuajazzyma's culunder buzztle. Happy tea area, naughtygay frew! Selling sunlit sopes to washtout winches and rhaincold draughts to the props of his pubs. She tried lipping the swells at Pont Delisle till she jumped the boom at Brounemouth. Now she's borrid his head under Hatesbury's Hatch and loamed his fate to old Love Lane. And she's just the same old haporth of dripping. She's even brennt her hair.

Which route are they going? Why? Angell Sitter or Amen Corner, Norwood's Southwalk or Euston Waste? The solvent man in his upper gambeson withnot a breath against him and the wee wiping ^|s7womaneen womanahoussy^s7|. They're coming terug for their diamond wedding tour, ^|7|shgiant's inch byº elfkin's ell^sh|, ^«+'|shvesting their characters^sh| vixendevolment, andens aller, athors err,^s+'|7| that Luxumburgher evec cettehis Alzette, ^|7|shkonyglik shire with his queenish countess^sh|,^7| Stepney's
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shipchild with the waif of his bosun, Dunmow's flitcher with duck-on-the-rock, down the scales, the way they went up, ^|s7|shfrom Eldorº Ardor to La Puirée^sh|,^s7| eskipping the clockback, crystal in carbon, sweetheartedly, hot and cold and electrickery with attendance and lounge and promenade free. In spite of all that science could boot or art could eke. Bolt the grinden. Postpone no bills. Thrive slowly. Cave and cane em. Single wrecks for the weak, double axe for the mail, and quick queck quocks for the radiose. You will never
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have post in your pocket unless you have brass on your plate. Beggards outdoor. Scrape your souls. Commit no miracles. ^|s7|shRespect the uniform.^sh|s7| Hold the raabers for the kunning his plethoron. Let leash the dooves to the cooin her coynth. ^|7(+|shHatenot havenots.^{sh| |sh}Share the wealth and spoil the weal.º^sh|+)7| My time is on draught. Bottle your own. Love my label like myself. Credit tomorrow. Follow my dealing. Fetch my price. Buy not from Dives. Sell not to Freund. Herenow chuck english and learn to pray plain. Lean on your lunch. No cods before Me. Practise preaching. Think in your stomach. Import through the nose. By faith alone. Season's weather. Gomorrha. Solong. Lots feed from my timetable, oils wells in our lands. Let Earwigger's wifable teach you the dance.

Now their laws assist them and ease their fall!

For they met and mated and bedded and buckled and got and gave and reared and raised and brought Thawland within Har danger and turned them, tarrying, to the sea and planted and plundered and pawned our souls and pillaged the pounds of the extramurals and fought and feigned with strained relations and broke all banks and hated the sights of one another and bequeathed us their ills and recrutched cripples' gait and undermined lungachers, manplanting seven sisters while wan warmwooed woman scrubbs, and turned out coats and removed their origins and never learned the first day's lesson and tried to mingle and managed to save and feathered foes' nests and fouled
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their own and wayleft the arenotts and ponted vodavalls for the zollgebordened and escaped from liquidation by the heirs of their death and were responsible for congested districts and rolled olled logs into Peter's sawyery and werfed new woodcuts on Paoli's wharf and ewesed Rachel's lea and rammed Dominic's gap and struck rock oil and forced a policeman and looked haggards after lazatables and rode fourscore oddwinters and collaughsed at their phizes in Toobiassed and Zachary and left off leaving off and kept on keeping on and roused up drink and poured balm down the dustyfoot and tramped the world over to the court of pye powder and were cuffed by their customers and bit the dust at the foot of the poll when in her deergarth he gave up his goat after the battle of Multaferry. Pharoah with fairy, two lie let them! Yet they wend it back, qual his leif, himmertality, bullseaboob and rivishy divil, light in hand, helm on high, to peekaboo durk the thicket of Slumbwhere, flispering in the nightleaves' flattery,
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dinsiduously, to Finegan, to sin again and to make grim grandma grunt and grin again, while the first grey streaks steal silvering by for to mock their quarrels in dollymount tumbling.

They near the base of the chill stair, that large incorporate licensed vintner, such as he is, ^(7'|shfrom formorº times^sh|,^7') nine hosts in himself, in his hydrocomic establishment, and his ambling limfy peepingpartner, the slave of the ring that worries the hand that sways the lamp that shadows the walk that bends to his bane the busynext man that came on the cop with the Fenian's bark that pickled his widow that primed the pope that passed it round on the volunteers' plate till it croppied the ears of Purses Peele that kneed O'Connell up out of his doss that shouldered Burke that butted O'Hara that woke the busker that grattaned his crowd that bucked the jiggers to rhyme the rann that flooded the routes in Eryan's isle from Malin to Clear and Carnsore Point to Slynagollov and cleaned the pockets and ransomed the ribs of all the listeners, lewd and lay, that bought the ballad that Hosty made.
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Anyhow ^(7'(^|shthe matter is a troublous and a penilous peniloose^sh|)^7') have they not called him at many's their mock indignation meeting ^|7(+|sh, vehmen's vengeance vective volleying,^sh|+)7| inwader and uitlander, the notables, crashing libels in their Sullivan's mounted beards about him, their right renownsable patriarch, Heinz Cans Everywhere, and the swanee her ainsell and Eyrewaker's family sock that they smuggled for life betune them, roaring (Big Reilly was the worst)

Free boose for the Man from the Nark,
Sure, he never was worth a cornerwall fark,
And his banishee bedpan she's a quer old bite of a tark

as they wendelled their zingaway wivewards from his Find Me Cool's moist opulent vinery, highjacking through the nagginneck pass, as they hauled home with their hogsheads, axpoxtolating and claimand cowled consollation, sursumcordial, from the bluefunkfires of the dipper and the martians' frost?

Use they not, our neosmall termtraders, to abhors offrom him, the yet unregendered thunderslog, whose sbrogue cunneth none lordmade undersiding, how betwixt wifely rule and mens conscia recti, then hemale man all umbracing to omniwomen but now shedropping his hitches like any maidavale oppersite orseriders in an idinhole? Ah, dearo, dearo, dear! And her illian! And his willyum! When they were all there now, matinmarked for lookin on. At the carryfour. With Awlus Plawshus, their happyass cloudious! And then and too the trivials! And their bivouac! And his monomyth! Ah ho! Say no more about it! I'm sorry! I saw, I'm sorry! I'm sorry to say I saw!
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Gives there not too amongst us cismarines after all events (or so grunts a leading hebdromadary) some togethergush of stillandbutallyouknow that, insofarforth as all up and down the whole concreation any efficient first gets there finally every time as a complex matter of pure form, for those excesses and that pasphault hardhearingness from their eldfar, in gripes and rumblions, through fresh taint and sour treason, another like that alter but not quite such anander and stillandbut one not all the selfsame and butstillone just the maim and encore emmerhim may always, with a little difference, till the latest up to date so early in the morning, have evertheless been allmade amenable?
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Yet he begottom.

Let us wherefore, tearing ages, presently preposterose a snatchvote of thanksalot to the huskiest coaxing experimenter that ever gave his best hand into chancerisk, wishing him with his famblings no end of slow poison and a mighty broad venue for themselves between the devil's punchbowl and the deep angleseaboard, that they may gratefully turn a deaf ear clooshed upon the desperanto of willynully their shareholders from Taaffe to Auliffe that will curse them below par and mar with their descendants, shame, humbug and profit, to greenmould upon mildew over jaundice as long as ever there's a wagtail surtaxed to a testcase on ever a man.

We have to had them whether we'll like it or not. They'll have to have us now then we're here on their spot. Scant hope theirs or ours to escape life's high carnage of semperidentity by subsisting peasemeal upon variables. Bloody certainly have we got to see to it ere smellful demise surprends us on this concrete that down the gullies of the eras we may catch ourselves looking foreword to what will in no time be staring you larrikins on the postface in that multimirror megaron of returningties, whirled without end to end. So there was a raughty … who in Dyfflinsborg did … with his soddering iron, spadeaway, hammerlegs and … where there was a fair young … who was playing her game of … and said she you rockaby … will you peddle in my bog … and he sod her in Iarland, paved her way from Maizenhead to Youghal. And that's how Humphrey, champion emir, holds his own. Shy sweet, she rests.

Or show pon him now, will you, Hokoway, in his hiphigh bearserk? Third position of concord. Luk! ^|7|shDerg rudd face should take patrick's purge.^sh|º^7| Excellent view from front. Sidome. Female imperfectly masking male. Red spot his browbrand. Woman's the prey! Thon's the dullakeykongsbyogblagroggerswagginline (private judgers, change here for Looterstown! onlyromans, keep your seats!) that drew all ladies please to our great mettrollops. Leary, leary, twentytun nearly, he's plotting Kings down for his villa's
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extension! Gaze at him now in momentum! As his
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bridges are blown to babbyrags, by the lee of his hulk upright on her orbits and the heave of his juniper arx in action, he's naval, I see. Poor little tartanelle, her dinties are chattering, the straits she's in, the bulloge she bears! Her smirk is smeeching behind for her hills. By the queer quick twist of her mobcap and the lift of her shift at random and the rate of her gate of going the pace, two thinks at a time, her country I'm proud of. The field is down, the race is their own. The galleonman jovial on his bucky brown nightmare. Bigbrob dignagging his lilyputtana. One to one bore one! The datter, io, io, sleeps in peace, in peace. And the twillingsons, ganymede, garrymore, turn in trot and trot. But old Pairamere goes it a gallop, a gallop, a gallop. Bossford and phospherine. One to one on!

O, O, her fairy setalite! Casting such shadows to Persia's blind! The man in the street can see the coming event. Photoflashing it far too wide. It will be known through all Urania soon. Like jealousjoy titaning fear; like rumour rhean round the planets; like China's dragon snapping japets; like rhodagrey up the east. Satyrdaysboost besets Phoebe's nearest. Here's the flood and the flaxen flood that's to come over helpless irryland. Is there no-one to malahide Liv and her bettyship? Or who'll buy her rosebuds, jettyblack rosebuds, ninsloes of Nivia, nonpaps of Nan? From the fall of the fig to doom's last post every ephemeral anniversary. While the park's police peels peering by for to weigh down morrals from county bubblin. Quick! Pay up!

Kickakick. She had to kick a laugh. At her old stick-in-the-block. The way he was slogging his paunch about, elbiduubled, meet oft mate on, like hale King Willow, the roberer. Cainmaker's mace and waxend capapee. But the tarrant's brand on his hottoweyt brow. At half past quick in the morming. And her lamp was all askew and a trumbly wick-in-her, ringeysingey. She had to spofforth, she had to kicker, too thick of the wick of her pixy's loomph, lickering jessup the smooky shiminey. And her duffed coverpoint of a wickedy batter, whenever she druv behind her stumps for a tyddlesly wink through his tunnilclefft bagslops after the rising bounder's yorkers, as he studd and
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stoddard and trutted and trumpered, to see had lordherry's blackham's red bobby abbels, it tickled her innings to consort pitch at kicksoclock in the morm. Tipatonguing him on in her pigeony linguish, with a flick at the bails for lubrication, to scorch her faster, faster. Ye hek, ye hok, ye hucky hiremonger! Magrath he's my pegger, he is, for bricking up all my old Kent road. He'll win your toss and flog your old tom's bowling, and I darr ye, barrackybuller, to break his duck! He's posh. I lob him. We're parring all Oogster till the empsyseas
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run googlie. Declare to ashes and teste his metch! Three for two will do for me and he for thee and she for you. Goeasyosey, for the grace of the fields, or, hooley pooley, cuppy, we'll both be bye and bye caught in the slips for fear he'd tyre and burst his dunlops and waken her bornybarnies making his boobybabies. The game old merrimynn, square to leg, with his lolleywide towelhat and his hobbsy socks and his wisden's bosse and his norsery pinafore and his gentleman's grip and his playaboy's plunge and his flannelly feelyfooling, treading her hump and hambledown like a maiden wellheld, ovalled over, with her crease where the pads of her punishments ought to be by womanish rights, when, keek, the hen in the Doran's shantyqueer began in a kikkery key to laugh it off, yeigh, yeigh, neigh, neigh, the way she was wuck to doodledoo by her gallows bird (how's that? noball, he carries his bat!), nine hundred and dirty too not out, at all times long past conquering cock of the Morgans.

Cocorico! How blame us? Armigerend everfasting horde! Rico! So the belle to the bowe. As the belle to the beau. We herewith pleased return auditors' thanks for those and their favours since safely enjoined. Cocoree! Tellaman tillamie. Tubbernacul in Tipherairy, sons, travellers in company and their carriageable tochters, tanks tight Anne Thynne for her contrectactions tugowards his personeel. Echo choree chorecho! O I you O you me! Well, we all unite thoughtfully in rendering gratias, well, between loves repassed, begging your honour's pardon for, well, exclusive pigtorial rights of Herehear
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fond Tiplady, his wekreations, appearing in next eon's issue of The Neptune's Centinel and Tritonville Lightowler with, well, the widest circulation round the whole universe. Echoho choroh choree chorico! How me O my youhou my I youtou to I O? Thanks furthermore to modest Miss Glimglow and neat Master Mattresson who so kindly profiteered their serwishes as demysell of honour and, well, as strainbearer respectively. And a cordialest brief nod of chinchin dankyshin to well patient ringasend, as prevenient (by your leave) to all such occasions, detachably replaceable (thanks too! twos intact!), as well as his auricular of Malthus, the promethean paradonnerwetter which first (pray go! pray go!) taught love's lightning the way (pity shown!) to well conduct itself (mercy, good shot! only please don't mention it!). Come all ye goatfathers and groanmothers, come all ye markmakers and piledrivers, come all ye laboursaving devisers and chargeleyden dividends, firefenders, waterworkers, deeply condeal with him! All that is still life with death inyeborn, all verbumsaps yet bound to be, to do and to suffer, every creature, everywhere, if you please, kindly feel for her! While the dapplegray dawn drags nearing nigh for to wake all droners that drowse in Dublin.

Humpenfeldt and Annuska, wedded now evermore in annastomoses by a groundplan of the placehunter, whiskered beau and donahbella, Totumvir and Esquimeena, who so shall separate fetters to new desire, repeals an act of union to unite in bonds of schismacy. Oyes! oyes! Withdraw your member. Closure. This chamber stands abjourned. Such precedent is largely a cause to lack of collective continencies among Donnelly's orchard as lifelong the shadyside to Fairbrother's field. Humbo, lock your kekkle up! Anny, blow your wickle out! Tuck away the tablesheet!! You never wet the tea! And you may go rightoway back to your Aunty Dilluvia, Humphrey, after that!

Retire to rest without first misturbing your nighboor, mankind of baffling descriptions. Others are as tired of themselves as you are. Let each one learn to bore himself. It is strictly requested
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that no cobsmoking, spitting, pubchat, wrastle rounds, coarse courting, smut, etc, will take place amongst those hours so devoted to repose. Look before behind before you strip you. Disrobe clothed in the strictest secrecy which privacy can afford. Water non to be discharged coram grate or ex window. Never divorce in the bedding the glove that will give you away. Maid Maud ninnies nay but blabs to mama (O, for your life, would you!): she, to her besom friend who does all chores (and what do you think my Madeleine saw?): this ignorant mostly sweeps it out along with all the rather old corporators (have you heard of one humbledown jungleman, how he bet Byrne-and-Bushe playing peg and pom?): the maudlin river then gets its dues (adding a din a ding or do): thence those laundresses (O, muddle me more about the maggies! I mean bawnee Madge Ellis and brownie Mag Dillon). Attention at all! Every ditcher's dastard in Dupeling will know if you have paid the mulctman by whether your rent is open to be foreclosed or aback in your arrears. This is seriously meant. Here is a homelet not a hothel.

That's right, old Oldun!

All in fact is soon as all of old right as anywas ever in very old place. Were he, hwen scalded of that couverfowl, to beat the bounds by here at such a point of time as this is for at sammel up all wood's haypence and riviers argent (half back from three gangs multaplussed on a twentylot add allto a fiver with the deuce or roamer's numbers ell a fee and do little ones) with the caboosh on him opheld for thrushes' mistiles yet singing oud his parasangs in Cornish token: mean fawthery eastend appullcelery, old laddy he high hole: pollysigh patrolman Seekerseen, towney's tanquam, crumlin quiet down from his hoonger, he would mac siccar of inket goodsforetombed ereshiningem of light turkling eitheranny of thuncle's windopes. More, unless he were neverso wrongtaken, if he brought his boots to pause in peace, the one beside the other one, right on the road, he would seize no
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sound from cache or cave beyond the flow of wand was gypsing water, telling him now, telling him all, all about ham and livery, stay and toast ham in livery, and buttermore with murmurladen, to
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waker oats for ham on livery. Faurore! Fearhoure! Loab at cod then herrin or wind then mong them treen.

Hiss! Which we had only our hazelight to see with^(7', ^|shcert^sh|,^7') in our point of view, me and my auxy, Jimmy d'Arcy, hadn't we, jimmy? — who to seen with? Kiss! No kidding which he stood us ^|7|shthree jolly postboys^sh|º^7| first a couple of mountjoys and nutty woodbines with his cadbully's choculars^|7(+, ^|shpeppedº from our Theatreº Regal's drolleries puntomine^sh|,º^+)7| in the snug at the Cambridge Arms of Teddy Ales while we was laying ^|7(+|sh, crown jewels to a peanut,^sh|+)7| was he stepmarm ^|7(+|sh, old noseheavy,^sh|+)7| or a wouldower, which he said, a taking off his Whitby hat^|7, ^|shlopping off the froth^sh|7| and whishing^|7'|s+, with all respectfulness to ^|shthe old country^sh|,^s+|7'| his long life's strength to our allhallowed king (Lawd lengthen him!), his standpoint was, to belt and blucher him afore the hole pleading churchale ^|7(+|shand submarine bar yonder^sh|+)7| but he made no class at all in port and cemented palships between our trucers, being a refugee, didn't he, jimmy? — who true to me? Sish! Honeysuckler, that's what my young lady here, Fred Watkins, bugler Fred, all the ways from Melmoth in Natal, she calls him when he ^|7|shdip the colours^sh| andº^7| commit his certain question ^|7(+|shvizavizº the secret empire of the snake^sh|+)7| which it was on a point of our sutton down, how was it, jimmy? — who has sinnerettes to declare? Phiss! Touching our Phoenix Rangers' nuisance ^|7at the ^|shmeeting of the waitresses^sh|7|, the daintylines, and those pest of parkies, twitch, thistle and charlock, were they for giving up their fogging trespasses, by order which we foregathered he must be raw in cane sugar, the party, no, Jimmy MacCawthelick? — who trespass against me? Briss! That's him wiv his wig on, achewing of his maple gum, that's our grainpopaw, Mister Beardall, an accompliced burgomaster, ^|7a great one ^|shamong the very greatest^sh|,^7| which he told us privates out of his own scented mouf he used to was afore this Wineact come, what say, our jimmy the chapelgoer? — who fears all masters! Spiss! Hi, Jocko Nowlong, my
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own sweet boosy love, which he puts his feeler to me behind the beggars' bush, does Freda, don't you be an emugee! We must spy a half and half a hind on Honeysuckler now his old face's hardalone wiv his defences down durin his wappin stillstand, says my Fred, and Jamessime here which, pip it, she simply must, she says, she'll do a retroussy from her point of view (way you fly! like a frush!) to keep her
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flouncies off the grass while paying the wetmenots a musichall visit and pair her fiefighs fore him after His Corkiness lay up two bottles of joy with a shandy had by Fred and a fino oloroso which he was warming to, my right, jimmy, my old brown freer? — whose dolour, O so mine!

Following idly up to seepoint, ^(7'|shneath kingmount shadow,º the ilk for eke of us,^{sh| |sh}whose ^|s+name is nathem's^s+| barred banned, whose hofd ^|s+hooded a-hooded^s+|,^sh| welkim warsail,^7') how did you dew? Hollymerry, ivysad, whicher and whoer, were you there? Was truce of snow, moonmounded snow? Or did wolken hang o'er earth in umber hue his fulmenbomb? Number two coming! Full inside! Was glimpsed the mean amount of cloud? Or did pitter rain fall in a sprinkling? Tingle Tom, pull the bell! Izzy's busy down the dell! Mizpah low, youyou, number one, in deep humidity! Listen, misled peerless, please! You are, of course. You miss him so, to listleto! Of course, my pledge between us, there's no-one noel like him here to hear. Esch so eschess, douls a doulse! Triss! Only trees such as these, such were those, waving there, the Barketree, the O'Briertree, the Rowantree, the O'Corneltree, the Behanshrub near Windy Arbour, the Magill O'Dendron More. Trem! All the trees in the wood that trembold, humbild, when they heard the stoppress from Domday's Erewold.

Tiss! Two pretty mistletots, ribboned to a tree, up rose liberator and, fancy, they were free! Four witty missywives, winking
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under hoods, made lasses like lads love maypoleriding, dotting Harold's cross green with tricksome couples, fiftyfifty, their childern's hundred. So childish pence took care of parents' pounds and many made money the way in the world where rushroads to riches crossed slums of lice and, the cause of it all, he forged himself ahead like a blazing urbanorb, brewing treble to drown grief, giving and taking mayom and tuam, playing milliards with his three golden balls, making party capital out of landed selfinterest, light on a slavey but weighty on the bourse, our hugest commercial emporialist, with his sons booing home from afar and his daughters bridling up at his side.

How did he bank it up, swank it up, the whaler in the punt, a guinea by a groat, his index on the balance and such wealth into the bargain? Humbly to fall and cheaply to rise, exposition of failures. First, for a change of a seven days' licence he wandered out of his farmer's health and so lost his early parishlife. Then ('twas in fenland), occidentally of a suddom, six junelooking flamefaces straggled wild out of their turns through his parsonfired wicket, showing all shapes of striplings in sleepless tights. Promptly whomafter in undated times, very properly a dozen generations anterior to themselves, a main chanced to burst and misflooded his fortunes, wrothing foulplay over his fives' court and his fine poultryyard wherein were spared a just two of a feather in wading room only. Next, upon due reflotation, up started four hurrigan gales to smithereen his plateglass housewalls and the slate for accounts his keeper was cooking. Then came three boy buglehorners who counterbezzled and crossburgled him. Later on in the same evening two hussyites absconded through a breach in his bylaws and left him, the infidels, to pay himself off in kind remembrances. Till, ultimatehim, fell the crowning barleystraw when an explosium of his distilleries
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deafandumped all his dry goods down to his most favoured sinflute and dropped him, what remains of a heptark, leareyed and lotterish, weeping worrybound on his bankrump.

Pepep. Pay bearer, sure and sorry, at foot of ohoho honest policiest. O never again, by Phoenix, swore on him Lloyd's, not for beaten wheat, not after Sir Joe Meade's father, thanks! They know him, the covenanter, by rote at least, for a chameleon at last, in his true falseheaven colours from ultraviolent to subred tissues. That's his last tryon to march through the grand tryomphal arch. His reignbolt's shot. Never again! How you do that like, Mista Chimepiece? You got nice yum premyums? Praypaid my promishles.

Agreed, Wu Welsher, he was chogfulled to beacsate on earn as in hiving of foxold conningnesses but who, hey honey, for all values of his latters, was, integer integerrimost, the formast of the firm? By folkmood hailed, at part farwailed. Accwmwladed concloud, Nuah-Nuah, Nebob of Nephilim! After all, what followed for apprentice' sake? Since the now nighs nearing as the yetst hies hin. Jeebies, ugh, kek, ptah, that was an ill man! Jawboose, puddigood, this is for true one sweetish mand! But Jumbluffer, bagdad, sir, yond would be for a once over our all honoured christmastype easteredmanx.

Fourth position of solution. How johnny! Finest view from horizon. ^|s7Tableau final.^s7| Two me see. Male and female unmask we hem. Begum by Gunne! Who now broothes oldbawn. Dawn! The nape of his nameshielder's scalp. Halp! After having drummed all he dun. Hun! Worked out to an inch of his core. More! While the queenbee he staggerhorned blesses her bliss for to feel her funnyman's functions ^|s7rumbling.. Tag. Rumbling.º^s7|