Lowly, longly a wail went forth. Pure Yawn lay low. On the mead of the hillock he lay, brief wallet to his side, an arm loose by his staff of citron briar^|8, tradition stick-pass-on^8|. Most distressfully (but, my dear, how successfully!) to wail he did, his locks of a Lucan tinge, quickrich, ripely rippling, unfilleted, those lashbetasselled lids on the verge of closing time, whiles ouze of his sidewiseopen mouth the breath of him evenso languishing as the princeliest treble treacle or lichee chewchow purse could buy. Yawn in a semiswoon lay awailing and (hooh!) what helpings of honeyful swoothead! (phew!) which earpiercing dulcitude! As were you suppose to go and push with your bluntblank pin in hand upintohis fleshasplush cushionettes of some chubby boybold love of an angel. Hwoah!

When, as the buzzer brings the light brigade, keeping the home fires burning, so on the churring call themselves came at him, three kings of three suits and a crowner, from all their cardinal parts, along the amber way where Brosna's furzy. To lift them they did, senators four, by the first quaint skreek of the gloaming, and they hopped it up the mountainy molehill, traversing climes of old times gone by, of the days not worth remembering, inventing some excusethems, any sort, having a sevenply
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sweat of nightblues moist upon them — feefee! phopho!! foorchtha!!! aggala!!!! jeeshee!!!!! paloola!!!!!! ooridiminy!!!!!!! Afeard themselves were to wonder at the class of a crossroads puzzler he would likely be, length by breadth nonplussing his thickness, ells upon ells of him, making so many square yards of him, one half of him in Conn's half but the whole of him nevertheless in Owenmore's five quarters. There would he lay till they would him descry, spancelled down upon a blossomy bed at one foul stretch amongst the daffydowndillies, the flowers of narcosis fourfettering his footlights, a halohedge of wild spuds
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hovering over him, epicures waltzing with gardenfillers, puritan shoots advancing to Aran chiefs. Phopho!! The meteorpulp of him, the seamless rainbowpeel. Aggala!!!! His bellyvoid of nebulose with his neverstop navel. Paloola!!!!!! And his veins shooting melanite phosphor, his creamtocustard cometshair and his asteroid knuckles, ribs and members. Ooridiminy!!!!!!! His electrolatiginous twisted entrails belt.

Those four claymen clomb together to hold their sworn starchamber quiry on him. Up to the esker ridge it was, Mullingar parish, to a mead that was not far, the son's rest. First klettered Shanator Gregory, seeking spoor through the deep timefield; then Shanator Lyons, tailing the wavy line of his partition footsteps (something in his blisters was telling him all along how he had been in that place one time); then His Recordership, Dr Shunadure Tarpey, caperchasing after honourable sleep, hot on to the aniseed; and, up out of his prompt corner, old Shunny Mac, MacDougal the hiker, in the rere of them on the run to make a quorum. Roping their ass he was, their skygrey globetrotter, by way of an afterthought, and such legs on him they were that much oneven it was tumbling he was by four lengths, the big ass, to hear with his unaided ears the harp in the air, the bugle
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dianablowing, wild as wild, the mockingbird whose word is misfortune, so 'tis said, the bulbul down the wind.

The proto was traipsing through the tangle then^|8, Mathew Walker,^8| and his station was a few perch to the weatherside of the knoll Usnach and it was from no other place unless there^|8, howº and ever,º^8| that he proxtended aloof upon the ether ^|8Mesmer's Manuum,^8| the hand making silence. The buckos beyond on the lea then stopped wheresoever they found their standings and that way they set watch about him, upholding their broadawake probers' hats on their firrum heads. And a crack quatyouare of stenoggers they made of themselves ^|8in their aggregate age, solons and psychomooers^8|, all told, ^|8with their hurts and daimons, spites and clops,^8| not even to the seclusion of their beast by them that was the odd trick of the pack^|8, trump^8| and no friend of carrots. And, what do you think, who above all other persons should be laying there forenenst them only Yawn! All of asprawl he was laying too amengst the poppies and, I can tell you something more than that, ^|8|adear drear^a| writer,^8| he was profoundly asleep. And it was far more similar to a satrap he lay there with unctuous beauty, by satellites all surrounded, or for whatall I know like the Lord Lumen coaching his preferred constellations in faith and doctrine, for old Matt Gregory 'tis he had the starmenagerie: Marcus Lyons and Lucas Metcalfe Tarpey and the mack that never forgave the ass that lurked behind him, Johnny na Hossaleen.

More than their good share ^|8of their five senses^8| ensorcelled you would say themselves were^|8, fumingº censor,^8| the way they could not rightly tell their heels from their stools, as they cooched down a mamalujo by his cubical crib ^|8toº play tops or kites or hoops or marblies^8|, curchycurchy, gawking on him ^|8for the issuance of his pnum^8| and softnoising one of them to another one, the boguaqueesthers.
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And it is what they began to say to him then, the masters, what way was he.

— He's giving, the wee bairn. Yun has lived.

— Yerra, why dat, my leader?

— Wisha, is he boosed or what, alannah?

— Or his wind's from the wrong cut, says Ned of the Hill.

— Lesten!

— Why so and speak up, do you hear me, you, sir?

— Or he's rehearsing somewan's funeral.

— Whisht outathat! Hubba's up!

And as they were spreading abroad on their octopuds their drifter nets, ^|8the chronies,º^8| gleamy seiners' nets, and no lie, there was words of assonance being softspoken among those quartermasters.

— Get busy, kid!

— Chirpy, come now!

— The present hospices is a good time.

— I'll take on that chap.

For it was in the back of their mind's ear^|8, temptive ^|alissomer blissomer^a|,^8| how they would be spreading in quadriliberal their azurespotted fine attractable net from Matt Senior to the thurrible mystagogue after him and from thence to the neighbour and that way to the ^|8puysny pugsny^8| donkeyman and his crucifer's cauda. And in their minds years backslibris so it was^|8, slipping beauty,^8| how they would be meshing that way^|8, when he rose to it,º^8| the quavers of scaly silver and ^|8the their^8| clutches of chromes of the highly lucid spanishing gold, whilst, as hour gave way to ^|8mazing^8| hour, with Yawn himself keeping time with his thripthongue, to ope his blurbeous lips he would ^|8andº let out classyº^8| the way myrrh of the moor and molten moonmist would be melding ^|8mellifond^8| indo his mouth.
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^|8— Y!

— Before youº!^8|

— ^|8Friends.^8| First, if yu don't mine. Name yur historical grouns.

— This same prehistoric barrow 'tis, the orangery.
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— I see. Very good now. It is in your orangery, I take it, you have your letters? Can you hear here me, you, sir?

— Thorsends. For my darling. Typette!

— So long aforetime? Can you hear better?

— Millions. For godsends. For my darling ^|8dearling^8| one.

— Now, to come nearer zone, I would like to raise ^|8another ^|aa my^a| deuterous^8| point audibly touching this. There is this maggers. I am told by our interpreter ^|8|aHanner^a| Eselliusº^8| that there are fully six hundred and six ragwords in your malherbal Magis ^|8language landeguage in which wald wand ^|ameans mon rimes alpman ^|band there is resin in all roots^b|a|8| for monarch but ^|8yaoº hace^8| not one pronounceable ^|8term ^|atarm teerm^a|8| that ^|8grows blows^8| in all ^|8Tallaght the vallums of Tartallaghtº^8| to signify majestate ^|8even provisionally norº no ^|aRoman rheda^{a| |~}road rhoda^~| or torpentine path norº hallucinian ^|away via^a| nor Aurellianº ^|agate gape^a| nor sunk in rut ^|anor grossgrown ^|btrack trekkº^b|a| nor crimeslaved cruxway ^|a|~and^~| no moorhen'sº cry^|~, no or^~| mooner's plankgang^a| there to lead us to ^|~blank hopenhaven^~|8|. Is such the unde derivatur casematter^|8, Messio^8|? ^|8Frankly.º^8| Megis megis inerretur mynus hoc intelleyegow.

— ^|8How?^8| C'est mal ^|~8prononcé prononsable^~|, ^|atartagliano,º^{a| |~}Frances perfrances^~|8|. Vos navez pas d'O dong votr ^|~8bousch boche^~| provenciale, ^|~Monsoo mousoo^~|º^8|. ^|8Je m'inclineº ^|~mais^~|8| Moy, jay trouvay la clee dang les champz.

— Hep there! ^|8Whu's teit dans yur jambesº?^8| Whu's thot ^|8inclining and^8| talking ^|8about the Messiahº^8| so cloover? ^|8A truesº to your trefling!^8| Whure yu?

— Trinathan Partnick Dieudonnay. Have you seen her? Typette, my tactile, O!

— Are you in your fatherick, lonely one?

— The same. Three persons. Have you seen my darling only one? I am sohohohold!

— What are yu shevering about^|8,º ultramontane,^8| like a houn in hell? Is there cold on ye, doraphobian? Or do yu want yur ^|8primafairy^8| schoolmam?

— The woods of ^|v8Fochlut. Fogloot.º I hear you falling!^{v8| |8}O mis par padredges!^8|

— Whisht awhile! I know that place better than annyone. Sure,
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I used to be always over there ^|8on the fourth day^8| at my grandmother's place ^|8in ^|~Tir-non-Ogre Tear-nan-Ogre ^~|8| with the long dogs coursing ^|8the marches^8|. ^|8Tortoiseshell for a guineagould! Burb! Burb! Burb! Follow me up,º Observer!º^8| That's the place for the oysters, Puldudy, ^|~8county Galway County Gallwey^~|8|. I never knew how rich I was^|8|a, likeº another story^a| in the zoedone of the ^|azephyrs zephyros^a|, ^|astrolling and strollingº andº^a|8| carrying my dragoman, Meath's marvel, thass withumpronouncable tail, along the shore. Did you know ^|8my cousin, Mr^8| Jasper ^|8Dougal Dougal^8| that keeps The Anchor on the Mountain, Pat Whateveryournameis?

— The wolves of Fochlut! By Whydoyoucallme? ^|8Do not flingamejig to the wolvesº!^8|

— ^|8Wisha; Turcafiera!º^{8| |8}and that's That'sº^8| a good wan right enough! Wooluvs no less!

— One moment now, ^|8since you invocate austers.^8| I would like to put a question. Tell me now this. You told my larned friend rather previously a moment since about this mound or barrow ^|8missing^8|. Now I suggest to you that ere there was this ^|8plaguebarrow plagueburrow^8|, as you seem to call it, there was a burial boat. Would you bear me out in that^|8, relativelyº ^|aspecking speaking^a|8|? The Frenchman, I say, was an orange boat. ^|8He is a boat. You see him. The both how you see is they!º ^|~Draken af Danemork!^~|8| What? ^|8Speak Spake^8| ab laut!

— ^|8Couch, cortege, ringbarrow,º dungcairn. Beseek the runes and see the longurn. All maunº away when yeº hear the gonghornº.^8| Norsker. Her raven flag was out^|s8, the slaver^s8|. ^|8|a|~Draken af Danmark^~|a| I trow pon Good, Jordan's scaper, Good's Barnet and ^|aTrusterman Trustyman^a|.º^8| Crouch low, you pigeons three! Say, call that girl with the tan tress ^|~8on. awn!^~|8| Call Wolfhound! Wolf of the sea. Folchu! Folchu!

— Very good now. ^|8That's ^|afolkloreº^a| straight from the ass's ass his mouth. ^|aNow, to come to the midnight middy on this levantine ponenter,º^a|8| I will ^|8go crusade^8| on with the parent ship far away from those green hills. ^|8«++Aº station, Ireton tells me,º bonafideº for keeltappers.º^s++|8| From Daneland sailed the oxeyed man. Now mark well what I say.

— Magnus Spadebeard^|8, korsets krosser^8|. Signed to me with his baling scoop. Laid bare his breastpaps to give suck, to suckle me. ^|8Ecce hagios chrismanº!^8|
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— O Jeyses' fluid! says the poisoned well. ^|8Hootchcopper's enkel!^8|

— Hep! Hello there^|8,º Bill of Oldº Bailey^8|! Whu's he? Whu's this lad wi' the pups?

— Hunkalus Childared Easterheld. ^|8It's his lost chance, Emania. Ware him well!º^8|

— Hey! Did you dream you were ^|~8atin ating^~|8| your own tripe, acushla^|8, thatº you tied yourself ^|ain up^a| that wrynecky fix^8|?

— I see^|~8, yes now^~|8|. ^|8Grimbarb and pancercrucer!^8| You took the words out of my mouth. A child's dread for a ^|8dragon^8| vicefather. ^|8Hillcloud encompass us!^8| You mean you lived as Milky at their lyceum^|8, couard,^8| while you learned^|8|~, volp volp,º^~|8| to howl ^|8|~volp volp^~|8| yourself wolfwise. ^|8Dyb! Dyb! Do your best!º

— I am dob dob dobbling like old boots^|a, courteous^a|. ^|aThe cubs are after me^|b, the whole ^|~totempack totem pack^~|,^b| for Robinson's shield.^a|8|

— ^|8Scents and gouspils! Find the Fingallº harriers!^8| Here, howl me wiseacre's hat till I ^|8gang^8| die of the milkman's lupus!

— Whaat! ^|8Wolfgang!º^8| Whoah! Taalk very slowo!
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— Hail him heathen, heal him holystone!
Courser, recourser, changechild, ..........
Eld as endall, earth .................

— Was this ^|8Totumº Fulcrumº Estº^8| Ancestor yu had in ^|8Sancti Nostri Dies Eirae ^|awhere ^|~no^~| spider webbeth^a|8| or Anno Mundi^|8. ere bawds plied in Skiff Straitº? Be fair, Chris!^8|

— ^|8Dream.^8| On a ^|~8Monday monday^~|8| I sleep. I dreamt of a ^|~8Sunday sunday^~|8|. On a ^|~8Monday monday^~|8| I shall wake. Ah! May he have now ^|8of here^8| fearfilled me! ^|8|aSinflowed, Oº Sinflowedº!^{a| |~}Fia! Fia!^~| Befurcht Christº!^8|

— ^|8|~Fiá! Fiá!^~|8| I have your tristich now. It recurs in three times the same differently. And ^|8speaking of commingº nown from the asphalt to the concrete,º to^8| this same ^|8famous sire of vulcanisedº hillsir from^8| yours ^|8(there is such a ^|~fui fui^~| story of him)º^8|, Mr Tuppling ^|8Towne Toun of Morningsideº Heights^8|, ^|8with his lavasº flow and his rambling undergroands,^8| would he reoccur ^|8now ad horamº ^|aas ^|bold^b| Romeo Rogers ^a|8| in city or county^|8,º by, with or from an urb,^{8| |8}if an you're sure ofº^8| you know the ^|8difference? differenciabus,º ^|ain apra asº ^|~brauchbar brauchbarred^~| in Apabhramsaº,^a| sierrah! We speak of Gunne, the ^|afather. farther. ^|bAnd in the locative.^b| Bap! Bap!^a|8|

— ^|8Ouer Tad, ^|aHellg Babbau! Hellig Babbau, whom certai ^|~certem certayn^~| orbits ^|bserted assertant^b| re ^|brootplace humeplace^b| of ^|~Civitads Chivitats^~| Ei, ^|~blank ^|+Sidney Smithwick^+|,^{~| |+}Rhodeisland Rhonnda^+|, ^|+Capetown Kaledon^+|, ^|~blank ^|+Salamis Salem (Mass)^+|,^{~| |~}blank ^|+Chios Childers^+|,^{~| |+}Argyll Argos^+| and ^|~blank Duthless^~|.^a|8| Well, I am advised he might in a sense be both nevermoreless
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^|8every atmanº^8| like ^|8myself. myself, suffix it to say.º^{8| |8}Abram Abrahamsk and ^|~Brookbar. Brookbar!^{~| |a}By him it was done bapka,º by me ^|~it was^~| gone into,º to ^|~_unreade it willblive whom it will beblive^~|, ^|~mushame. mushame, mushame!º^~|a|8| I am afraid you could not ^|8yet^8| heave ^|8ahoraº^8| one of your own old stepstones^|8|+, barb barnabarnabarn,^+|8| over a stumbledown wall here ^|8in Huddlestown^8| to this classic ^|8Noctubrrº^8| night but ^|~8they itandtheyº^~|8| would binge^|8, muchº as vecious,º^8| off the glosshouse back of a racerider in his true-to-flesh colours, either handicapped on her flat or barely repeating himself. That is a ^|~8tiptipoldyfaher tiptip oldy faher^~|8| now, ^|8theº man I go ^|~afraid in fear^~| of,^8| Tommy Terracotta, and he could be all ^|8our your ^|~& and^~| my^8| das, the brodar of the founder of the father ^|~8of the author of the finder of the finder of the pfander of the pfunder^~|8| of the ^|~8first furst^~|8| man in Ranelagh. ^|8|~Fuè! Fuè! Fué! Fué!º^~|8|

^|8— Breeze softly. ^|aAures are aureas.^{a| |~}Wheat's Hau's^~| his naun?

— Me das has or oreils. ^|a|~Piercey piercey piecey piercey. Piercey Piercey! Piercey! Piercey! Piercey!º^~|a|8|

— ^|8White eyeluscious eyeluscious and no hears!º^{8| |8}Muddybroth! Muddyhorsebrothº! ^|~|+Old Pig^+| Pursy Rileyº!^{~|8| |~8}And But^~|8| where do we get off, chiseller?

— ^|8|+Haltstille, Lucas and Dublinn!º^+|8| Vulva! ^|~8vulva! vulva! vulva! Vulva! Vulva! Vulva!^~|8|

— Macdougal^|8|+, Atlantic City,^+|8| or his onagrass that is, ^|+8coughing. chuam and coughan.^+|8| I would go near identifying you from your stavrotides^|8|+, Jongº of Maho ^+|8|. And that O'mulanchonry plucher you have from the worst ^|~8coast curst^~|8| of Ireland^|8, Glwlwddº of the Mghtwyº Grwpp,^8| is no use to you either, Johnny my donkeyschott. Number four, fix up your spreadeagle and pull your weight!

— D'ye ken a young ^|~8stepscholar stepschuler^~| ofº ^|apsychical^a| chirographyº^8| the name of Kevin that was shooing a ^|8Guiney^8| gagag^|8, Poulepinter,º^8| that foun the dogumen number one? ^|8An illegible^|x, I suggest,º^x| f downfumbed by an inn unelgible.º^8|

— I no way need you, stroke oar, nor your quick handles. You're too farfast a cock of the north there, Matty Armagh, and you're south so.

— South, I see. ^|8You're ^|aup-in-Ulster up-in-Leal-Ulster^a| and I'm ^|aDown-in-Easia free-Down-in-Easia^a|.º^8| This is much better. ^|8He is cured by faith who is sick of ^|~faith fate.^~|8| The man who will invent ^|8it a writing^8| there ultimately is the ^|8man still more learned^8| who has discovered ^|8it the raiding^8| there originally. That's the point of eschatology I reach for now in ^|~8so soandso^~|8| many counterpoint words.
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^|8What can't be coded can be decorded ^|a|bwhen the if an^b| ear aye sieze what no eye ere grieved for^a|.^8| Now^|8, theº doctrine obtains,º^8| we have^|8, let me suggest, ^|~occasioning^~|8| cause causing
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effects and ^|~8effect affects occasionally^~|8| recausing ^|~8aftereffects altereffects^~|8|. Or I will ^|8take it upon myself toº^8| twist the ^|8penman's^8| tale ^|8otherwise posterwise^8|. ^|8The gist is the ^|asame ^|bseem ^|cshown ^|~shewn Shaum^~|c|b|a| but the hand is the hand of Sameas.^8| There is a strong suspicion on counterfeit Kevin. ^|8Andº we all remember ye in childhood's reveryº.^8| 'Tis the bells of scandal that gave tune to grumble over him and someone between me and thee. ^|8|+|aHe's our sent on the fern.º^a| He would preach to the two Turkiesº and dipdip all the Dindiansº ^|a|b, this master the abbey,^b| and ^|~give gold tidings^~| to all that are in the bonze age ^|b|cof of anteproresurrectionism^c| to entrust their easter uppearanceº to Borsaiolini's ^|~home house^~| of hatcraft^b|a|.^+|8| Now, have you reasonable ^|+8dubitancy ^|~dubitency hesitancy^~|+|8| in your mind about him ^|8after ^|+fourpriest^+| red massº^8| or are you in your post? Tell me that ^|+8without delay ^|aet andº^a| sans ^|aDismay dismay^a|+|8|. ^|8|+Leap, pard!^+|8|

— ^|8|+Fierappel!^+| Puttingº years on me!^8| I'll see you moved farther, blarneying Marcantonio! ^|8We were wombful of mischief,º ^|~ever liking a like everliking a liked ^~|.^8| That babe, ^|8imprincipiallyº ^|+and initiumwiseº^+|, the Puer,º^{8| |~8}the ens^{~|8| |~8}innocent innocens^~|8| of but fifteen primes ^|8you, yaº^8| all ^|8lionise in your kalb lionisedº^8| so trilustriously, ^|8at the real school^|a, to be upright upright as your his match, healtheous as is egg, saviour asº the salt and good wee broad,º^a|8| did I altermobile him to a flare in hogsfat? ^|8Been ^|~Ike ike^~| hins kindergardien?^8| I know not, ^|8|+O cashla,^+|8| I am sure of, ^|8meis enfins,^8| but the first mover knows ^|8by whom I came into being as to^8| I was altered ^|8in postulance of my future state^8| to thrice myself^|8. whenº I^|a, a palegrim,º^a| received the habit and was verted and ^|acircumcissedº my hairs, Oº laud, ^|~and^~|a| removed my clothes, meas ^|~minim & culpuls. minimas culpads!º^~|8| If ^|8I this ick^8| crouched low ^|8|~in^~|8| humble down ^|8dead trueº^8| in ^|8the the childhide midº^{8| |8}my mean^8| scatological
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past^|8|a, with my ^|bthraindrops thraintroppsº^b| for ^|~my meye^~| eyesalt,º^a| making so smell of myself^8| to confess in clean ^|8of my mansuetude^8| before him ^|8|+and Audeon's^+|8| to ^|8my mine^8| sore ^|8what ^|ai I^a| (the person in ^|awhom in I ^|~whomini whomin I^~|a| now am) did not do,º how he ^|asaid to say essied^a| and how he was making ^|aerrantº^a| and how he all lowcuteyº sunt,^8| why did you, my sexth best friend, ^|~8blather blabber^~|8| always you would be so delated to back me ^|8in lean^8| to Humphrey
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and Nephew ^|8|x|~Old Begge laat, old beggelaut,º^~|x|8| for such post in his night office? And then^|8, by Saint Momoluiusº,^8| you snub round in your moving motion to the other catechumens and you say ^|8with append of signature ^|aquoniam you will celebrand my ^|bderthday dirthdiesº^{b| |~}quoniamº ^{~|a|8| |~8}I'm I am^~| twosides^8| uppish and none meer ^|8hiberº^8| Irish. Well, before Avtokinatown, ^|8forasmuch as many have tooken in hand to,^8| I may as well humbly correct that vespian now in case of temporalities. I've my pockets full comeplay of you laycreated ^|8cardonals. cardonals, ap Rince, ap ^|+Uma Rowler^+|, ap ^|~blank ^|+Calf Rancer^+|~|, ap ^|+Olly. Rowdey!^+| Improperial! I saved you fore ^|aof the Hekkites^a| and you loosed me hind^|a|b, blind harry,º^b| to the burghmote of ^|bOld Oudº^b| Dub^a|. ^|aI teachet you ^|bin fair time^|c, my elders,^c| the^b| W.X.Y.Z.º ^|+and P.Q.R.S.^{+| |b}of legatine powers^b| and you, Ailbeybar and Ciaradeclanº, ^|bI learn,^b| episcoping me altogether, ^|~blank circumdeditioned^~| me. I brought you ^|bto from^b| the loups of Lazary and you have remembered my lapsus ^|~longways langways^~|.^a|8| Watacooshy lot! My ruridecanal caste is a cut above you peregrines. ^|8|xSay vocheº to rumanescu.^x| See the leabhour of my generations! I'm of ^|~th' the^~| ochlocracy with Prestopherº Palumbus ^|aand ^|~Porvas blank Porvus Parrio.^{~|a| |x}Soa koa Kelly Terry per Chelly ^|~Terre Derry^~| lepossette.^x|8| Ho, look at my jailbrand ^|8|+Exquovis and sequencias^+|8| High marked on me ^|8|+fakesimilar^+|8| in the foreign ^|8|+by Pappagallus and ^|saPompismagnus Pumpusmugnus^sa|+|8|. Aham! ^|8missing ^|+Anglicey:^+|8| Eggs squawfish lean yoe nun feed marecurious!
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I can self laud ^|8nilobstant nilobstatº^8| to my patrician morning coat ^|~8at of^~|8| arms with my High tripenniferry cresta proper and caudal ^|~8motto mottams^~|8|: Itch dean! ^|8|+Whichº Gaspey, Otto and Sauerº he renders:^+|8| Eeho stay so! And Mind, praisegad, is the first praisonal Egoname Yod heard ^|8|aborboisy ^|~borsboissy boissboissy^~|a|8| in Moy ^|8domesday book Bog's domesday^8|. ^|8Hastan the vista! ^|a|~or Or in^~| alleman:º^a|8| Suck at!

— Suck it yourself, sugarstick! Misha, ^|~8who's ^|+whose Yid think whose was^+|~|8| asking to luck at your sore ^|+8toe? toe or to taste your gaspy, hot and sour?!^+| Bo ba bi bo bum! ^|+Ichthyan! Hegoat'sº tosser! ^|aGags be plebsed!^a|+|8| Are we ^|8spreakin Inglis speechinº d'anglas^8| landage or are you sprakin sea Djoytsch? What about your thruppenny croucher of an old fellow, ^|8me boyº through the ages,^8| tell us^|8, eh^8|? What about ^|8Brian's the Vaunt-and-Onliemeº ^|amaster monkº, eh, eh, Spira in Me
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Domino,º spear me Doyne^|~! Fatº prize^~|a|8| the bonafide ^|+8peachlover peachumpidgeonlover^+|8|, esquire earwugs, ^|8|aescusado,^{a| |+}of Jenkins' Area,^+| with ^|athe his I've^a| ivyº under his ^|atongue tanguaº^a| and the hohallo to hisº dullaphone,^8| before there was^|8, eh, eh, eh,º^8| a sound in the world? How big was his ^|~8best boost^~|8| friend? The swaaber! The twicer! Loud's curse to him! If you hored him outerly as we harem lubberintly with his drums and bones and hums in drones, your innereer'd heerdly heer he. ^|8Hoº ha hi he ^|ahu hung^a|!º^8|

— Nicey Doc Mistel Lu, please! ^|8Me no angly mo. Meº ^|~no blank speakee Yellman's lingas.º^~|8| Me no ^|+8savy pigey pigey ^|saludiments^sa|+|8| allsame numpa one Topside Tellmastoly fella. Me ^|8|+pigey^+|8| savvy ^|8nothel a singasong anothel^8| time. ^|8|+Pleasie, Mista Lukie Walkie!^+|8| Jossdam cowbellymaam belongame ^|8shepullamealong shepullamealalmalongº^8|, begolla, jackinaboss belongashe. Plentymuch boohoomeo.

— ^|8|+Confusius Hell's Confucium and ^|saE the Elements!º^sa|+|8| Thot's never the postal cleric!
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^|8|aHalt Halte^a| there,º sob story^|a,º to your lambdach'sº tale^a|!^8| Are yu roman cawthrick 432?

— Quadrigue my yoke.
Triple my tryst.
Tandem my sire.

— ^|~8Tantris. Tantris,^{~|8| |~8}Hattrick. hattrick,^~|8| I ^|8see feel your thrillojoy^8|. ^|8|aMouth'sº overtspeaking hand'sº understudium.^a| Plunger words what paddle verbed. Mere man is mimic: God isº jest.^8| The old order changeth and lasts like ^|~8its the^~|8| first. ^|8So the doctr^8| Now my little psychosinology ^|8, poorarmerº in slingslang^8|. Now I am placing that initial T square upright to your temple a moment. Do you see anything, templar?

— I see a blackfrinch pliestrycook … who is carrying on his brainpan … a cathedral of lovejelly for his … Tiens, how he is like somebodies!

— ^|8What sound of tistress isoles my ear!?^8| I horizont the same J and lay it lightly to your lip a little. What do you feel, liplove?

— I feel a fine lady … floating on a stillstream of isisglass … with gold hair to the bed … and white arms to the twinklers … O la la!

— ^|8O,º seayº but swift and still a ^|sablank vain essaying!º^sa|8| I invert the initial I of your tripartite and sign it sternly on your breast. What do you hear, breastplate?

— I ahear of a hopper behidin the door slappin his feet in a pool of bran.
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— ^|8Again am I deliciated by the picaresqueness of your irmages.^8| Now I feel called upon to ask did it ever occur to you, qua you, prior to this, by a stretch of
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your ^|8hiberborealic iberborealic^8| imagination^|8, whenº it's quicker than this quacking,º^8| that you might, bar accidens, be very largely substituted in potential secession from your next life by a complementary character^|8, voices apart^8|? Upjack! ^|8I shudder for your thought!^8| Think! ^|8The next world depends on your answer.^8|

— I'm trying to. Thogged, be thenked! ^|8I might have. I cannot say.^{8| |8}Once Sometider, onceº^8| or twice ^|8when I was ^|ain Odinburghº^{a| |sa}with^sa| meº addlefoes,^8| when I thinkled I ^|8was wore^8| trying on my garden substisuit^|8|a, boys'sº apert,^a| at my nextwordº nighboor's,^8| and maybe more largely nor you, quosh you, messmate, yet realise. A few times, so to shape, as I chanced to be stretching^|8, inº the shadow ^|aas I thought^a|,º^8| the liferight out of myself in my ericulous imagination I felt feeling a half Scotch and pottage like round my middle ^|8aging ageing^8| so that I indicate out to myself ^|8|saso that and^sa| I swear my gots^8| how that I'm not meself at all, no jolly fear, when I realise bimiselves how becomingly I to be going to become.

— O, is that the way with you, you craythur? ^|8|aYou have all our empathies.º^a| In the becoming was the weared?, wontnot?º^8| The voice is the voice of jokeup, I fear. Are you imitating Roma now or Amor now, ^|8|aand give us trues of your trefling,^a|8| eh, Mr Trickpat, if you don't mind^|8, that is,^8| answering to my straight question?

— I won't mind^|8,º ^|aas it this^a| is,^8| answering to your ^|s8straight strict^{s8| |8}question crossquests,º^8| whereas it would be as unethical for me now to answer as it would have been nonsensical for you then not to have asked. Out of my name you call me^|8, Leelander^8|. ^|8|aSame no can, home no will, gangin I am.^a| Gengangº is mineº and I will return.º^8| You knew me once but you won't know me twice. I am simpliciter arduus, ^|8ars of the schoolº,^{8| |8}Friday's Freeday's^8| child in loving and thieving.

— Let us hear^|s8, Art simplicissime^s8|!

— Dearly beloved brethren! Bruno and Nolan, ^|8the bogholders and^8| stationary lifepartners off orangey Saint Nessau Street, were explaining it ^|8avicendas^8|
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all round each other ere yesterweek ^|8out of Ibn Sen and Ipanrusschº^8|. When himupon Nolan Bruno monopolises his egobruno most unwillingly senses by the mortal powers alionolan equal and opposite brunoipso, ipso, id est, eternally provoking alio opposite equally as provoked as Bruno at being eternally opposed by Nolan. Poor omniboose singalow singlearum! So is ^|8he. he!^8|

— ^|8Averº who is? Ibº is itsen?^{8| |8}You Or you ^|apositivelyº^a|8| mean ^|8nolans but volansº,^8| an alibi, do you, ^|8|~Geoff, Mutemalice?º^{~| |a}a Bruin goes to Noble,º^a|8| suffering ^|8unegoistically^8| from the singular but enjoying^|8, the skipgod,º^8| on the plural?

— I mean in Australian ^|8someplaceº^8| my ^|8alibi allaboy^8| brother^|8,º Negoist^8| Cabler ^|8ofº this city^|a, expulledº for looking at churches from behind, n mil mults deeply belubdead,º^a|8| who is sender of the ^|8daily telegraph ^|aHello Hullo^a| Eve Cenograph ^|x|~in^~| prose and worse^x|8| every ^|8Allso's^8| night. ^|8High ^|aBrasil Brazil^a|,º Brandan's Deferred, Noughtnoughtnought. Nein.º^8| Assass. ^|8Dub. Ire. Dubbireº.^8| Starving today opening tomorrow wire splosh Cabler. ^|8Have you forgotten poor Alby Sobrinos^|~, Geoff^~|?^8| Won't you join me in a small halemerry for wellmet Capeler^|8?, united Irishmen,º for of his was the patriots mistaken.^8|
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^|8Yet be there some who mourn him and more there be that ^|sablank wait astand.^{sa| |a}The Hisº^a| fuchs up ^|athe ^|bhis the^b|a| staires and the lodgersº in his ^|ahair haires^a|,º he ought to win ^|athe that^a| V.V.C.º ^|aGrace ^|bGrapce Fullgrapce^b|a| for an endupper, half muxy on his whole!^8| Oremus poor fraternibus that he may still remain ^|8faithfully ours ours faithfully deportedº^8|. I want to know with much thanks, here's ditto, if he lives in Austrasia or anywhere ^|8|aon his hooshmoney^a|, safe and damned,º ^|aor has hopped it,º or who can throw any lime on the subject,º^a|8| my ^|8sameplaceº^8| fond fosther, ^|8Alibi ^|~E.^~| Obiit^8| Nolan, ^|8|xN.S.W.,º^x|8| off the Venerable Jerrybuilt, not belonging to these parts, who I remember ^|8him ham^8| to me^|8, whenº we were like bro and sis over our castor and porridge,º^8| with his roamin I suppose a teetotum obstainer. ^|8|aI am no scholarº but^a| I loved that man with the moonshane in his ^|aface profile^a|. ^|aMy semblabbleº! My freer!º^a|8| I call you my halfbrother because you in your soberer moments remind me deeply of my natural ^|8saywhen^8| brothel ^|8|xin feed, hop and jollity,^{x|8| |8}C. P. Kevanagh S. H. Devitt, that benighted ^|aIrishman ^|~irisman irismaimed^~|a|,^8| who is ^|s8dearly beloved tearly belaboured^s8| by Sydney and Alibany.

^|8— Whoewaxed he so anguishedº? Was he vector victored orº victim vexed?

— Way way for his wehicaleº! A parambolator r ram into his bagsmall when he was reading alawdº with two ecolites and he's been failing of that kink in his arts over sense.^8|

— ^|8Madonagh and chielº!^{8| |8}Who But who^8| is ^|8Mr the^8| Nolan ^|8as appearant^8| nominally?

— Mr Nolan is pronuminally ^|8and rereally aº^8| Mr Gottgab.

— I get ^|8it! it,º you reeker! ^|aAn untaken mispatriate!º^a|8| He stands ^|8pat^8| for you before a direct object in the feminine. I see. By maiden sname. Now^|8, I am earnestly asking you,^8| will you just search through your gabgut memoirs for ^|8all of two minutes for^8| this impersonating pronolan. Would it be ^|8in twofal twofold truthº^8| a Doblinganger much about your own medium with a sandy whiskers?

— ^|8Too fullfully true!º^8| Treble Stauter of Holy Baggot^|8, formerly Swordmeat,^8| Street (I surpassed him lately ^|8for four and six ^|abringing home the Christmas,º ^|bas heavy as music,^b| hand to eyesº on the peer for Noel's Archº,^a|8| in Blessed Foster's Place) is doing the dirty on me with his tantrums and all these godforgiven kilowatts I'd be better off without. ^|8|aIf Though^a| she'sº write to him she's levt by me, Jenny Rediviva!^8| Toot! Detter for you, Mr Nobru! Toot toot! Better for you, Mr Anol! ^|8This is the way we. ^|aOf a redtettetterday morning.^a|8|
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^|8— When your countramanº is looking for righting,º that is not a good sign?º ^|~Not?º^~|

— I speak truly, it's not.^8|
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— Tugbag is Baggut's. ^|8Aº luckchange,º^8| I see. We can cop that with our ^|~8street straat^~|8| that is called corkscrewed. It would be the finest boulevard billy in Europe, Patrick's, if they took the ^|s8bind bint^s8| out of the ^|~8middle mittle^~|8| of it. You told of a tryst too^|8, two a tutu^8|. I wonder now, without releasing ^|s++8secrets seeklets^s++|8| of the alcove, ^|8|~turturs or raabraabs ^~|8| have I heard ^|8mention^8| of ^|8the whose^8| name anywhere?

— Marak! Marak! Marak!
Ha drappad has draraks ^|8in the ^|~in the an^~| Mansianhase^8| parak
And ha had ta barraw tha watarcrass shartclaths aff tha arkbashap af Yarak!

— O Tara's thrush! ^|8|+Theº sharepusher!^+|8| And he said he was only taking the grass temperature for Green Thurdsday! ^|8Who you know the ^|amusselmam musselman^a|, his musclemum and mistlemam? ^|+Maomi, Mamie, My Mo Mum!^{+| |~}He loves a drary lane.^{~| |+|a}Feel Phylliscitations to Daffº Mr Hairwigger whoº ^|bhas just had as just addedº^b| twinned little curls!^a| He was resting between Horrockses'º sheets,º wailing for white warfare, unbiassedº by the embarrassment of disposal, butº^{+|8| |~8}The first time the first wokingº day ^|+in Baltic Bygrad^+|~|8|, by Thunder, he put on
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his ^|s+8recrution recriution^s+|8| trousers ^|8|+and riding apron^+|, theº old soggy,^8| was when the ^|8boys ^|+|~bold^~|+| bhuoys of Iran^8| wouldn't join up.
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— How voice you that, nice Sandy man? Not large goodman is he, Sandy nice? Ask him this one minute ^|8in upthrow^8| his burly ear ^|8when womit^8| he dropped his Bass's to P flat.

^|8— Andº for that he was ^|~blank. allaughed?^~| And then baited? The whole ^|~gamma gammat^~|?

— ^|~Dia Domna! Dias Domnasº!^~| Dolled to dolthood? ^|+And Annie Delittle^|a, his daintree diva,^a| singing him rusish through the bars?º^+|8|

— Well, I beg to traverse same above statement inasmuch as my dodear devere revered ^|8meinhirrº^8| was confined to guardroom^|8, I ^|~hindostand hindustand^~|,^8| by my pint of his ^|8pilsen ^|s+Filthered^s+| pilsen'sº^8| bottle which I was bringing ^|8|+in up^+| my quee ^|+in my sedown chair^+| with my mudfacepacket^8| to our aural surgeon, ^|8Afamado^8| Doctor Achmed Borumborad, ^|8|aofº 1001 ^|~Umbrella Umbrilla^~| Street, ^|+Alleypulley,º^+|a| to see what was my water good watergood, my mesical wasserguss,º^8| for repairs done by bollworm in the rere of pilch knickers, ^|8seven yerds to his pole on perch,^8| property of my deeply forfear revebereared, ^|8|awho wasº costing us mostfortunes^a| when he was sitting ^|ain ^|~dry^~| dryfilthyheat^a| to his ^|aTrinity Trinidadº^a| pinslers at their orpentings,º^8| entailing a laxative tendency especially with him being forbidden ^|8fruit fruytº^8| and certified ^|8by his sexular clergy^8| to have emotional valvular, ^|8with a basketful of ^|~priests priesters^~| crossing the singorgeous to aroint him,º^8| and thereinafter liable to succumb ^|8if, whenº^8| served with letters of ^|8subpenis when subpenes below the belch,º if^8| my rupee ropure riputed ^|8husband husbandship^8|
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took a brief one ^|8in his shirtsails^8| out of the ^|8alleged^8| given mineral, telling me ^|8|awith see^a| hisº Sunday featuresº^8| of a welcomed aperrytiff (he never battered one ^|8eye eagle's^8| before paying me his duty ^|8|a|~in to^~| my nil ensembleº^a| in his lazychair^8| but ^|8|+he hidded up my ^|afaces ^|bfacehalf hemifaces^b|a| in all my mayarannies and^+|8| he looked plum into my ^|8marrymouth mirrymouth^8| like the end of time
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^|8withº the songlight'sº hope hope singlingº on his ^|~cheeks ruddycheeksº ^|+and rawjaws^+|~|8|) and^|8, my charmer, ^|awhenº I dipped my hand inº^a|8| he simply showed me his ^|8leadpoker propendiculous loadpoker^|a, s Seaserpents hisses Sissastonesº,^a|8| which was as then is produced ^|8in his man's wayº ^|aby this wisest of the wise^a|8| with the remere ramind remure remark: Lithia, as this is for Sneak

^|8— Fantasy! ^|+Fantasy Funtasyº^+| on fantasy!º Amnes'º ^|+fantasies fintasies^+|! ^|~and there is nihil nuder under the ^|+clothing^+| moon.^{~| |+}The massstab whereby Ephialtes has exceeded is the measure by which Outis cuts his thruth.^+|8|

^|8— What a surprise, dear Mr ^|~blank Preacher^~|,
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I to hear from your ^|~strawnomical strawnummical^~| modesty!^8|

^|8— Ophiuchus being ^|avisible^a| above ^|athe horizon t'horizon^a|, Mulierculaº occluded by Saturn's ring system^|~.^~| the Pisciolinies^|+, Novaº Ardorisº and Prisca Parthenopea,^+| are a ^|abonny bonnieº^a| feature in the northern sky^|~. Ersº, Mores and Merkery are surgents below the rim of the Zenith Part,º^~| while ^|aArcturus Arctura^a|, Anatolia, Hesper and Mesembria weep in their mansions over ^|~blank Noth, Haste, Soot and Waste.^~|8|

— ^|8|+Holy snakes!º^+|8| Chase me, Charley, ^|8I've Eva's^8| got barley! ^|8Underº ^|ame her^a| fluencies^|a, all in^a|!º ^|aThe Ural ^|~Mountain's Mount he's^~| on the ^|~Move move^~| and he'll quivvy
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her with his strombolo!^a|8| Creeping through ^|8the bullrusshiesº before^8| the ^|8children of Mary's ^|~omfangs ^|+Emfangs Emfang^+|~| de Maurya's^8| class ^|8|+inº Bill Shasser's shotshriftº writing academyº^+|8| camouflaged as a blancmange and maple syrup! ^|8|+Obeisance toº their sitinimsº is the follicity of this Orp.^{+| |x}The treadmill pebbledropper ^|~haha^~| halfahead ^|~overground! overground^{~|x| |~}She had and she'd^~| only ^|~blank chitschats^~| in her spanking bee ^|~bonnetry. bonnetry,º Allapolloosa!^{~| |+}Up the slanger!^+|8| Three cheers ^|8(and a heva heva heva!)º^8| for the name Dan ^|~8Magrath Magraw^~|8|!

— ^|8He will kitssle me on melbaw.^8| I would misdemean to rebuke to the libels of snots from the fleshmarket. ^|8|aTwo overthirties!º^{a| |~}She is She's^~| askapot ^|~in at^~| Nile Lodge and ^|~she is she's^~| citchincarry ^|~blank at the left Mrs Hamazum's.^{~| |s+}Will you warn your ^|saold^sa| habasund, barking at ^|sabuggermen baggermen^sa|, his chokefull g chewing his chain? Response Responsif you
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plais.^s+|8| The said Sully, ^|8a barracker ^|a, the blackhand,º^a|8| he is Magrath's thug and smells cheaply of Power's spirits ^|8like a deepsea dibblerº^8| and he is not fit enough to throw guts down to a bear. If they cut his nose on the stitcher they had their ^|8sevenº^8| good reasons. Here's to the length of my snuff and trout stocking ^|8orangefinº^8| with a mosaic of ^|8sa^8| dispensations ^|8|afrom my church millinerº^a| and a frozenº black patata,º^{8| |8}if whenº^8| Lynch^|8,º Brother unread Friendsº^8| and Company is prepared to stretch him ^|8sacred^8| by the starlight. Inasmuch as I am delightful to be able to state that a handsome sovereign was freely pledged in ^|8their pennis in the sluts maschine,º alonging withº^8| a ^|8cherrywickerbasketfull cherrywickerkishabrack^8| under Shadow La Rose, to both lady performers of display unquestionable^|8, Elsebett and Marryetta Gunning,^8| by that noblesse of
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leechers at his Saxon tannery with ^|8his sac^8| motto, O'Neill Saw Queen Molly's Pants, and much admired engraving meaning complete manly parts during alleged recent act of our chief mergey margey magistrades^|8, fiveº itches above the kneecap,º^8| as required by statues. If you won't release me stop to please me up the leg of me. Now you see! Respect. Your wife. ^|8Amn. Anm. Amm.^{8| |~8}Anne Ann^~|8|.

—
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Sure, that old humbugger was boycotted ^|8|~and girlcutted^~| in debt and doom, ^|aon hill and ^|~in heaven haven^~|,^a|8| as I'm given now to understand. ^|8And ^|aall^a| his images. Illscribed inº the gratuitouses and conspued in the takeyourhandaways. ^|aHumpty Dumpty ^|~Humbty Dumbty Bumbty Tumbtyº^~|a| Sot on a Wall.º Mute art for the Million.^8| There ^|8was nobody wasn't an archimandriteº^{8| |~8}in all Britain in Galway^~| of Dane's Island and the townland's tropicsº ^|~nor a minx from the Isle of Woman nor a one of the four cantins nor^{~| |x|~}blank in any on^~| the whole wheel ^|aof his ecunomical counciliabulumº^a|x| nor ^|~nogent ingen meid^~| on alled the holedº scarface of the jorth^8| would come next or nigh him ^|8|x|~or his salon de esperas or his allgas bumgalowre^|+, Auxilium Meum Solo Aº Dominoº ^|a(Amsad)º^a|,^+|~|x| for rime or rota^8| after that.

^|8— Or, ^|~but, now, and,^{~| |a}arising ariring^{a| |a|~}rotacistically^~|a| out of her ^|a|bmergery mirgery^b| margeryº ^|b|~and of his^{~|b|a| |a}and,º to change theº subjunct for aº once in a while and darting back to stuff^a|,º ^|x|~that^~| fluctuous neck m merchanturº, bloodfadder and milkmudder,^{x| |a}since there areº too many of her,º Abha na Lifé,º and getting on to ^|+him dadaddy^{+| |~}while^~| then ^|~we are still free of him again,º as them we're ne'er free of^~|,^a| was he in tea ^|a|~before e'er^~| he went on the bier^a| or didn't he ^|~ontime^~| do something ^|+seemly heavy^+| in sugar ^|a|~after^~|a|?º ^|xHe sent out Christy Columb and he came back with a jailbird's unbespokables in his ^|~beak. Then beak and then^~| he sent out ^|~blank Le Caron Crow and the peacies are still looking for him.^{~|x| |a}Speak to the right!^{a| |x|~}Here rotacism blank Rotacist ca anny!^~|x| If there is a future in every past that is present Quis est qui non novit Quinniginº and Qui quwereº quot at
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Quinnigain'sº Quake?º^8|

— Arra irraha hirarra, man, weren't they arriving ^|8|~from the twelve cantons of the isle of Woman in clansdestiniesº^~| for the Oructions of theº Ad Regias ^|~Agnis Agni^~| Dapesº,^8| fogabawlers in all their centuries^|8, after the ^|~crac crack^{~| |x|~}all and^~| the lean years,º^{x| |x}sal ^|ascalphunters scalpjaggers^a| with houthheadhuntersº^x|, ^|~like^~| the messiatsº of the great god,º a scarlet trainful, ^|a|bthe Twoedged Petrard,^b| totalling, leggats and prelaps,º in their aggregate ages ^|+eleven hundred and thirty two two and thirty plus undecimmed centries^+| of them,º with ^|btuity fruity tuitifruities^b|, insiders and extraomnesº allcunct,^{a| |x|~}from^~| Rathgar, ^|~Rathanganº,^~| Roundtownº ^|~blank^~| and Rush, ^|afrom America Avenue and Asia Place and the Afrianº Way and Europa Parade ^|band ^|~even besogar^~| the waldsº of Noo Souchº Wilds,º^b|a| and from Vico, Mespil,º ^|~blank & Rock and^~| Sorrento,^{x| |x}for ^|~the lureº of his weal and^~| the fear of his ^|~oppidemic oppedemic^~|, ^|~to his salon de espera in the keel of his kraal,º^~|x|8| like lodes of ores flocking fast to Mount Maximagnetic^|8|+, afeerd was he a gunner but affaird to stay away, ^|aMerrionites, Dumstdumbdrummers and Luccanicans,º ^|sbAshtowners,º^{sb| |b}Battery Parks Battersbyº Parkes^b| and Krumlin Boyardsº, ^|sbblank Phillipsburgs^sb|, ^|sbCaberists Cabraists^sb| and Finglossies, Ballymunmen,º Raheniacs and the bettlers of Clontarf,^a|+|8| for to ^|8contemplate in manifestsº and^8| pay their firstrate duties before ^|8the both of^8| him, ^|8|+twelve stone a side,º^+| with their Thieve le Roué!º and their ^|v+Shivr yor Thrst? Shvr yr Thrst!^v+| and their Uisgue ad Inferos!º ^|v+et and their^v+| Usque ad ^|~Ebreos ^|v+Ebrayos ^|saEbraios! Ebbraios!^sa|v+|~|8| at and in the ^|8|~keel of the kraal of^~|8| licensed boosiness premises of his ^|8delhightful bazar and^8| reunited magazine hall, by the magazine wall, ^|8|+Hosty's and Co, Exports, for his five hundredth and sixtysixth bortday^+|8| the Grand Old Magennis Mor, ^|8|s+Parsee and Rahli,º^s+| taker of the tributes, their Rinseky Poppacor ^|~Poppacork Poppakork^~| and Piowtorº the Grape,º holding ^|~blank Dunker's^~| durbar,º^8| boot kings and indiarubber umpires and ^|~8shahs shawhs^~|8| from Paisley and muftis in muslim and sultana ^|~8raisins reiseines^~|8| and ^|8|+jordanº almonders and^+|8| a row of jam sahibs and an odd ^|s8principess principeza^s8| in her pettedcoat and the queen of ^|~8playing knight's^~|8| clubs and the Claddagh ringleaders and the two ^|~8salames salaames^~|8| and the Halfa Ham ^|8|+and the Hanzas Khan^+|8| with two fat maharashers and the German ^|8silver selver^8| geyser, and he polished up ^|~8gorgeous, protemptible^~|8|, tintinabulating to ^|8himself himsilf so silfrich^8|. And there was J. B. Dunlop, the
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best ^|~8tyrant tyrent^~|8| of ^|8our ourish^8| times, and a ^|~8queue swanks^~|8| of French wine stuarts and Tudor keepsakes and the Cesarewitch for the current counter^|8,º Leodegarius ^|~S. Sant^~| Legegleger,º^8| riding ^|8lapsaddlelonglegs^8| up the ^|8holy oakses^8| staircase on muleback, ^|8like Amaxodiosº Isteroprotos,º^8| hindquarters to the fore ^|8and kick to the lift^8|, and he ^|8holding handigrabbedº^8| on to his ^|8trulley^8| natural anthem, ^|8Horsey, Horsibus,^8| keep your ^|~8tail up tailyup^~|8|, and as much as the ^|8halle of the^8| vacant throneroom^|8|+, Oldloaf'sº Buttery,^+|8| could safely accommodate of the ^|~8house houses^~|8| of Orange and Bitters M.P., permeated by Druids D.P. and Brehons B.P. and Flawhoolaghs F.P. and ^|8|~Hagiapommenites Agiapommenitesº^~| A.P.º ^|~and Antepummelitesº P.P.º^{~| |a}and Ulster Kong and Munster's Herald with
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Athclee Ensigning and Athlone Poursuivant ^|~and^{~|a|8| |8}Anteparnellites ^|aAntepommelites ^|~Antepummelites^{~|a|8| |~8}P.P.^{~| |~}and his imperess Catchering her self round and his Imperialº Catchering, his fain awan, and^~| his gemmynosed sanctsons in epheud and ordilawn and his diamondskulled granddaucher, Adamantayaº ^|aLiubovova ^|~Liubokova ^|+Liubokovskvan Liubokovskva^+|~|a|8|, all murdering Irish^|8, amok and amak,º^8| out of their boon companions ^|8in paunchjab and dogril and pammel and gougerouttyº^8| after plenty of his fresh stout and his good balls of malt^|8, socialising and communicountingº^8| for to nobble or salvage their herobit of him, the poohpooher old ^|~8basiloose bossaloose^~|8|, ^|8with his arthurious blank,º^8| Dodderick Ogonoch Wreck, busted to the ^|~8wurruld wurrldº^~| at largeº^8|, lying high as he lay in all dimensions ^|8on the table roundº ^|ain court dress and ludmers chain,º ^|bas true as the Vernons have Brian's sword,º^b|a| with the floodlight switched back and a ^|aduzen dozen^a| and ^|~wan candles one tilly candles round in ringcampf,^~| andº^8| with a hogo^|8, fluorescent,º^8| round him like an Italian warehouse^|8, erica's clustered on his hayir^|a, the spectrum ^|bof inº^b| his prisent mocking the ^|~candelade candiedights^~| of his dadtid,^{a| |a}puddingpodded bagpuddingpodded ^|band ^|~with to^~|b| hisº deafspot^a|,^{8| |8}and with^8| his buttend up, ^|8exposed ^|~healed, cured and embalsamate,^~| expositoed^8| for sale after ^|8|~referee's^~|8| inspection, ^|8bulgy and blowrious, bunged to ignorious, ^|~healed,º cured and
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embalsamateº,^~|8| most highly astounded, as it turned up, at thus being reduced to nothing.

^|8— God save you king! ^|aMasterº of the Hidden Life!º^a|

— God ^|~save you serf yous^{~| |s+}kingly. kingly!^s+| And, yourº souls saouls to the dhaoul, do ye. ^|~Fink Finnk.^~| Fime. Fudd?º^8|

— D'yu mean to set there where y'are now, ^|8|~wi' thatº^~| bizaarº tongue in ^|~your talkshop yur
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tolkshap^~|,^8| Sorley boy, repeating yurself ^|8like a muck in a market ^|awith your hindies and shindies^a|8|, and tell me that?

— I mean to sit here ^|8|+on this altknoll^+|8| where you are now, Surly guy, replete in myself, as long as I live, in my homespins, like a sleepingtop, with all that's buried ^|~8of sins insince insides of me ofsins insince insensed insidesofme^~|8|. If I can't upset this pound of pressed ollaves I can ^|~8set up sound sit up zounds of sounds^~|8| upon him.

— Oliver! He may be an earthpresence. Was that a groan or did I hear the Dingle bagpipes? ^|8Wasting war and.º^8| Watch!

— Tris tris a ni ma mea! ^|8Prisoner of Love! Bleatingº Hart! Lowlaid Herd! Aubain Hand! Wonted Foot! ^|aUsque! Usque! Usque!º Lignum in …^a|8|

— Is the world moving mound or what babel is this, tell us?

— Whoishe whoishe whoishe whoishe linking in? Whoishe whoishe whoishe?
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— Lay yer lug till the groun man. They're playing thimbles and bodkins. Clan of the Gael! Hep! Whu's within?

— Dovegall and finshark they are. Ring to the rescue!

Zinzin. Zinzin.

Crum abu! Cromwell to victory!

We'll gore them and gash them and gun them and gloat on them.

Zinzin.

— O, widows and orphans, it's the yeomen! Redshanks for ever! Up Lancs!

— The cry of the ^|8deer roedeer^8| it is! ^|8Lo, the The^8| white ^|8roe hind^8|! ^|8|aTheir slots, linklink. The hounds hunt horning!º^a| Send usº peace!^8| Title! Title!

Christ in ^|8the fort our Irishº times^8|! Christ ^|8in on^8| the ^|8chariotseat ^|asandwichman priest airs'º independence^a|8|! ^|8Christ ^|ain the roadway here! hold the freedman's and chareman!º^a| Christ light the dully expressed!^8|

Slog and sluaghter! Rape the daughter! Choke the pope!

Awe! Cloudy father! Unsure! Nongood!

Zinzin.

Sold! I am sold! ^|8My ersther! My sidster!^8| Brinabride, goodbye! Brinabride! ^|8Us! Us!º^8|

Pipette dear! ^|8I sold!º^8| Me! Me!

Fort! Fort! Bayroyt! March!

Me! I'm true. True! Isolde! Pipette, my precious!

Zinzin.

Brinabride, get my price! Brinabride!

My price, my precious?

Zin.

Brinabride, my price! When you sell get my price!
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Zin.

Pipette! Pipette, my priceless one!

O! Mother of my tears! Believe for me! Fold thy son!

Zinzin. Zinzin.

— Now we're gettin it. Hello!
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Zinzin.

— Hello! ^|8Tittit!^8| Tell your title?

Abride!

— Hellohello! Ballymacarett! Am I thru, miss?

True! ^|8Iss!º^8|

— ^|8Tit!^8| What is the ti...?

SILENCE.

— Now, just permit me a moment. Clear the line, priority call! Sybil! Better that or this? Sybil Head this end! Better that way? Yes. Very good now. Do you remember a particular lukesummer night following a crying fair day? ^|8Moisten your lips and begin again.^8| Better?

— Well.

— There were fires on every bald hill in holy Ireland that night. Better so?

— You may say they were^|8., sonº of ^«++Cork. a cove!º^s++|8|

— Were they bonfires? That clear?

— No other name would at all befit them unless that. Bonafieries! With their blue beards streaming to the heavens.

— Was it a high white night now?

— Whitest night mortal ever saw.

— ^|8Lewd's carol!º^8| Was there rain by any chance^|8, mistandew^8|?
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— Plenty.
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— There fell some fall of littlewinter snow^|8, holy-as-ivory,^8| as well, I gather^|8., jesse?º^8|

— The nicest at all. ^|8In ^|ahilly-and-even^a| zimalayars.º^8|

— Did it not blow some gales^|8, westnass or ^|aostcent ostscent^a|,^8| rather strongly to less?

— Out of all jokes it did. ^|8Lieto ^|aTriumphant galumphantesº^a|!^8|

— Do you happen to recollect whether ^|8the moon Muna^|~, that highlucky nackt,^~|8| was shining at all?

— Sure she was, my darling! ^|8|x

— Latearly! Latearly! Latearly! Latearly!^x|8|

— And was there frostwork about ^|8and airsighs and h hellstohns and ^«++blank flammballs and vodashouts^s++|8| and thick weather^|8, soon calid, soon frozen,^8| and ^|8|ahiceº^{a| |~}& and^~| a boatshaped blanket of ^|~fog bruma^~| andº^8| everything?

— There was^|8, so plays your Ahrtidesº^8|. ^|8Absolutely boiled. Obsoletely cowled. ^|aCold on warm but moistly dry.º^a| All the in humours out of turn,º ^|~jusse^~| as they rose ^|~and blank^~| and sprungen.º^{8| |8}July Julie and Lulie^8| at ^|s++8its their^s++|8| parkiest. ^|8|x

— Catche catcheº and k couchamed.º^x|8|

— One expects that kind of ^|8rimyº^8| feeling in the sire season?

— One certainly does. ^|8Desire,º for hire, would tire a shire^|a, phone,º phunkelº or wire^a|.^8| And mares.

— I see. Now ^|8|~do^~|8| you know the wellknown kikkenmidden where the illassorted first couple first met with each other? ^|8The place where Ealdarmann Fanagan?º ^|~The time when ^«++Junkermann Junkermenn^s++| Funagin?^~|8|
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— Deed then I do. W.K.

— Is it a place fairly ^|8exposed exspoused^8| to the four last winds?

— Well, I faithly sincerely believe so indeed, if all what I hope to charity is half true.

— Is it Woful Dane Bottom?

— It is woful in need whatever about anything else.

— There used to be a tree there stuck up?

— There used, sure enough. And the crandest consecrated maypole in all the reignladen history of Wilds. Squiremade and damesman of plantagenets, high and holy!

— What was it doing there, for instance?

— Standing foreninst us.

— You saw it visibly from your hidingplace?

— No. From my invisibly lyingplace.

— And you then took down in stereo what took place being tunc committed?

— I then tuk my takenplace lying down, I thunk I told you. ^|8Solve it!^8|

— ^|8Remounting aliftle towards the ouragan of spaces,^{8| |8}Just justº^8| how grand in cardinal rounders is this preeminent giant^|s8, Sirº Arber^s8|? ^|8Yourº bard'sº highview, avis on valley!^8| I would like to hear you ^|8tell burble to^8| us in strict conclave^|8, purpurando, and without too much italiote interfairanceº^8| what you know in petto about ^|~8the our^~|8| sovereign ^|~8beanstalk beingstalk^~|8|, Tonans Tomazeus. ^|8O dite!^8|
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— ^|8Corcor Andy, udite, udite!º^8| Your Ominence, Your Imminence and delicted fraternitree! There's Tuodore queensmaids and Idahore shopgirls and they woody babies growing upon her ^|8and bird flamingans sweenyswinging ^|sablank fuglewards^sa| on the tipmast and Orania epples playing hopptociel bommptaterre^8| and Tyburn fenians snoring in his ^|8quicken^8| bole and crossbones strewing its holy floor and culprinse of Erasmus Smith's boys with their underhand leadpencils climbing to her crotch for the origin of spices and charlotte darlings with silkblue askmes chattering in dissent to them and the Killmaimthem pensioners chucking overthrown milestones up to her to fall her cranberries for their unnatural refection and cock robins muchmore hatching most out of his missado ^|s8eggs eggdrazzles^s8| for him, the sun and moon pegging honeysuckle and white
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heather down and tomtits tapping resin there and tomahawks watching tar elsewhere, creatures of the wold approaching him, hollow mid ivy, for to claw and rub, hermits of the desert barking their infernal shins over her triliteral roots and his acorns and pinecones shooting wide on all sides out of him after the truants of the air and her leaves, my darling dearest, sinsinsinning since the night of time and each and all of their branches meeting and shaking twisty hands all over again in their new world. And encircle him circuly. Evovae!

— I've got that now. ^|8Finenight mens midinfinite true.^8| The form masculine. The gender feminine. I see. Now, are you ^|8connected with derevatov of^8| it yourself in any way? The ^|8true^8| tree, I mean. ^|8Let's hear what science has to say, ^|apundit-the-next-best-thing pundit-the-next-best-king^a|.^8|

— Upfellbowm.

— Now you are nearer the mark^|8, Lansdowneº Road^8|. ^|8|aShe threw She's threwed^a| her pippin's thereabouts and ^|sablank and they've cropped up teeth on edge^sa|. Now, follow the spotlight, please!^8| Are you acquainted with a pagany better known as Toucher Thom who is? ^|8I suggest Finglas as his habitat.^8| Consider yourself on the stand now and watch your words, take my advice. Let your motto be: Inter nubila numbum.

— Never you mind about my mother ^|8or her hopitout^8|. I consider, if I did, I would feel frightfully ashamed of admired vice.

— He is a man of around fifty^|8, struck on Anna Lynsha's Pekoe ^|awith milk and whisky^a|,^8| who does messages. Have you ever heard of this old boy Thom who belongs to Kimmage^|8, a crofting district,^8| and is not all there^|8,º and is all the more toº himself since he is not so,º^8| being most of his time down at the Green Man with the coat on him skinside out against ^|8apparitions rapparitions^8| and systematically mixing with the public going for groceries^|8, slapping greats and littlegets ^|asoundly^a| with his cattegut belts^8| and waltzywembling about in his accoutrements always ^|8|ain font of the tubbernickels^a|, like a longarmed lugh,º^8| when he would be finished with his tea? Crazy, isn't that?