— Amtsadam! Sir, to you! Eternest cittas, heil! Here we are again! I am bubub brought up under a camel act of dynasties long since out of print, the first of Shitric Shilkanbeard ^|s12(or is it Owllaugh MacAuscullpth the Thord?)^s12|, but^|s12, in pontofacts massimust,^s12| I am known throughout the world wherever my good Allenglisches' Angleslachsen is spoken by Sall and Will from Augustanus to Ergastulus, as this is, ^|s12whether in f Farnum's rath or Condra's ridge or the meadows of Dalkin or Monkish T tunshep, is^s12| protested by saints and
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sinners eyeeye alike as a cleanliving man and, as a matter of fact, by my halfwife, I think how our public at large appreciates it most highly from me that I am as cleanliving as could be and that my game was a fair average since I perpetually kept my ouija ouija wicket up. On my ^|s12very wife verawife^s12| I never was nor can afford to be guilty of breach, crim crig con, malfeasance or trespass against parson with the person of a youthful ^|s12girl gigirl^s12| frifrif friend chirped Apples, acted by Miss Dashe, ^|s12in Kissilov's ^|saSlutsgarten Slutsgartern or Giglottes Gigglotte's Hill,º^sa|s12| when I would touch to her dot and feel most greenily of her unripe ones, as it should prove most unniece and far too baad, nieceless to say, to my reputation ^|s12on ^|aBabbel Babbyl^a| Malketº^s12| for daughters-in-trade being lightly clad. I should her have awristed ^|s12under my duskguise of whippers ^|saby through^sa| Tombs and ^|sagreats deempeys, lagmen,^sa|s12| was she but tinkling of such a tink. And as a mere matter of fact I tell of myself how I popo possess the ripest littlums wifukie around the globelettes globes upon which she was raping ^|s12away first off ^|safirst on Floss Mundai^sa| out of haram's way ^|afirst^a| round Skinner's Circusalleyº first^s12| with ^|s12the her^s12| consolation prize in my serial dreams of fair women, Mannequins Passe, handicapped by two breasts in opera tops. A remarkable little garment. What spurt! I kickkick keenly love
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such, particularly while savouring of their flavours at their most perfect best when served with heliotrope ^|s12eyelips ayelips^s12|, as this is, where I do drench my jolly soul on the pupure beauty of hers past.

She is my bestpreserved wholewife, sowell her as herafter, in Evans's eye, with the smallest shoenumber outside of Chinatins. They are jolly dainty^|s12, spekinº tluly^s12|. May we not recommend them? ^|s12It was my proofpiece from my prenticeservingº.^s12| And, alas, our private chaplain of Lambeyth and Dolekey, an always sadfaced man, who has visited our various hard hearts and reins by imposition of fufuf fingers, ^|s12olsoº haddock's fumb,^s12| in that Upper Room, can speak loud to you some quite complimentary things about my clean characteracting even, when detected, in the dusk, painful though such recital prove to me, as this is, when I introduced her (frankfurters numbourines why drive fear!) to our fourposter ^|s12singing chantreying^|sa, underº Castrucci Siniorº and De Mellos,º ^sa|s12| with euphonium in our altogether ^|s12cagehaused^s12| duckkyheim homesweetened gleegloom ^|s12on Goosna Greene,º homesweetened ^s12| there's gnome sweeplaces like theresweep Norwage. First Murkiss, or so they sang. Dodo! O Clearly! And the gregorio at front with Johannes far in back. Aw aw! By whom, as my ^|s12Church Kerk^s12| Findlaters^|s12, ye littel church round litel chuch rond ye coner,^s12|
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enjoineth ^|s12upon all swaddleredº^s12| in the belief and as you all know as a matter of pure fact, dear humans, of a child one of my life's ambitions of my yougend from an early peepee period ^|s12while still ^|saat to^sa| hedjeskool,º^s12| intended for broadchurch, I was ^|s12parruchially^s12| confirmed in ^|s12Caulofat'sº^s12| bed by our bujibuji beloved curate-author. Michael Engels is your man. Let Michael relay Sutton and tell you people here who have the phoney habit (it was remarketable) in his clairaudience, as this is, as only our own Michael can, when reacherout at superstation, to bring ruptures to our roars how I am amp amp amplify^|s12. Hiemlancollin.º Guinness's Pimpim's^s12| Ornery fortninehalf. Shaun Shemsen saywhen saywhen. ^|s12Holmstock unsteaden.^s12| Livpoomark lloyrge hoggs one four tupps noying. ^|s12Big Butter Boost!^s12| Sorry! Thnkyou! Thatll beall fortoday.
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Call it off! Godnat, vrybolly! End a muddy chrushmess! Abbreciades York gustoms. Kyow! Tak!

^|s12⇒ — Tiktak. Tiktak.º

— It's the damp damp damp.^s12|

Calm has entered. Big Big Calm, announcer! It is ernst terooly most moresome immusin. Colt's tooth! I protest there is ^|s12lutterelly^s12| not one teaspoonspill of evidence at bottomlie to my baad as you shall see, as this is, Keemun Lapsang of first pickings. And I contango I can take off my dudud my dirtynine articles of quoting here ^|s12in Pynix Park^s12| before those in heaven to ^|s+12prove provost^s+|12| myself ^|12|s+by gramercy of great^s+|12| a virgoman^|s12, stiff and staunch for ever,^s12| and enter under the advicies to their favoured client from ^|s12Messires Misrs^s12| Norris, Sotheby, Yates and Weston, Inc, into my preprotestant Caveat against the pupup publication of libel by any Ticks Tipsyloon ^|s12|s+or tobtom towleyº^s+| of Keisserse Leanº^s12| to that highest personage at moments holding down the throne. So to speak of beauty scouts ^|s12in elegant pursuit of flowers,^s12| and the celluloid art! ^|12|s+Happen seen sore eynes belived?^s+|12| The caca cad! A blueeyed man ^|s+12in the waring^s+|12| lowbelt suit^|12|s+, withº knockbrecky kenees and bullfist rings round him and a fallse roude axehand (he is cunvesser ^|safor to^sa| Saunter's Noceletteres) in his pisness),º the most morassed man in Moravior who doth notº belease to our pavior,º ^|saheº walked by North Strandº with his towel in hand^sa|s+|12|. Snakeeye! Strangler of ^|s12soffiacated^s12| green parrots! I protest it that he is, by my wipehalf, my nomesuch! ^|12|s+He was leaving out of my double inns while he was ^|saall^sa| teppling over my single ixits. ^|saSo was told on for ^|sbhis^sb| recent behaviour.^sa| Allare beltspanners!º^s+|12| Hourspringlike his jousture, blank my gruss! As you blank, so we then. Shame upon pipip Private M—! Shames on his foulsomeness! Shamus on his lulul lying suulen ^|s12for an outcast mastiff littered in blood currish^s12|! ^|s12Erestocrassº ^|satil till^sa| Hanging Tower!^s12| And mine it was, Barktholed von Hunarig, Soesown af Furrows, when to our lot it fell on my poplar sexsex, my sexencentaurnary, when ^|s12byº gateº of Hal ^s12| I ^|s12holded up hestened to hold up holdit op^s12| to His Mam His Mamam Majuscules His Magnus Maggerstick ^|s12the city first city's^s12| keys of our Nova Tara, when hrossbucked on his pricelist charger, Pferdinamd Allibuster ^|12|s+(^|sayou need not light over the yeddonot need light oer till^sa| Norewayº for you fanned him in every doorway)^s+|12|, with my allbum's greethims: Handshakey Congrandyoulikethems, Excellency!

Whosaw ^|12|s+the jackery^s+|12| dares at handgripper thisa breast? Dose makkers ginder! Some ^|s+12ome one^s+|12| we was with us all fours. Adversarian! First liar in ^|s12landend. Londsend!º^s12| And those meisies! Sulk e'en taarts! Man sicker at I ere bluffit konservateve? Shucks! Such ^|s12bughouse filth ratshause bugfilth^s12| so I cannot barely conceive of! ^|s12Ibscenest nansence! Knocksacked!^s12| The brknhrtd vlln! Hole affair is rotten pig's draff!

— Is that yu, Whitehead?

— Have you Headnoise now?

— Give us your muddy reception, will yous?

— Pass the fish for Christ' sake!

Old Whitehowth ^|s12he^s12| is speaking again. ^|s12Ope eustaceº tube!^s12| Pity poor Whiteoath! Dear gone mumum mummeries, goby! Tell the woyld I have livet true thousand hells. Pity, please, lady, for poor O. W. in this ^|s12profoundest profondest profundust^s12| snobbing I have caught. Nine dirty years mine age, hairs white, mummery ^|s12failing, deaf ^|safailend faillend^sa|, snowdrift to his ell ellpow, deff^s12| as Adder, I askt you, dear lady, to judge on my tree by our fruits. I gave you of the tree. I gave two smells, three eats. My freeandies, my celeberrimates! My happybossoms, my allfalling fruits of my boom. Pity poor Haveth ^|s12Children Childers^s12| Everywhere with Mudder!

That was Communicator, a former colonel, disincarnated. He is not all ^|s12here hear^s12|. A
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spirit called Sebastian may ^|s12phone fernspreak^s12| shortly ^|s12with messuages from my deadparted^s12|. He does not believe in our psychous of the Real Absence. Let us cheer him up a little and make an ^|s12appointment appunkment^s12| for a future date. Hello, Communicator! Eh? How's the butts? Everscepistic! He
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has had some indiejestings, poor thing, for quite a little while. Poor Felix Culaper! ^|s12Ring his mind, ^|samy staples! ye staples in my ^|sbold rockeries ould reekeries'º^sb| ballyheart andº in ^|s+my krumlin and in great and^s+| stremmis! ^|s+Sacks eleathur! Sacks elethur eleathur!º^s+| Bam!^sa|s12| I deplore over him. ^|s12Todie Guestermed with the nobelities, todieº ^|s+bronxitic^s+| in ^|saakershous achershous^sa|!^s12| So enjoying of old thick whiles, in tall white ^|s+12hat tile^s+|12| of four reflections, ^|12|s+with stock of eisen all his prop and puertos magnum,^s+|12| he would puffout a smokeful bock! ^|12|s+And how the how he would husband her, his cigare divane!º^s+|12| He shall have his glad stein of our beerbest ^|s12in ^|saunread Oscarshal's^sa| winetavern^s12|. ^|12|s+Buen retiro!º^s+|12| The voice is still flutish and his mounth still wears that soldier scarlet though the hairs, alas, are peppered with silvern. It is bycause of what he was ascend into his prisons on account ^|s12of off^s12|. I wit it well. Hence he's deepraised words. Some day I may tell ^|s+12the story of his second storey^s+|12|. Mood! Mood! It looks like someone ^|s+12else other^s+|12| bearing my burdens. I cannot let it. Cans nought.

Well, ^|s12sir yeamen^s12|, I have bared my whole past^|12|s+, I flatter myself,^s+|12| on both sides. Give me even my two months by laxlaw in second division and my first broadcloth is business will be to protest ^|12|s+to Recorder at Thing of all Things with marchants grey, antient andº credibel, my jurers^s+|12| if it does not occur again. ^|12|s+O rhyme us! Haar Faagherº, wild heart in Homelan,º Harrod'sº be theeº naun, mineº kinder come, ^|same mine^sa| wohl be won!º^s+|12| There is nothing like leuther and ^|s+12Nosty nosty^s+|12|
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mens in gladshouses they shad not peggott stones! O shee! I am here to tell you, indeed to goodness, ^|s12that, allbe I discountenanced by all this beallpersuasions,^s12| I am thoughtful to do dope me of ^|s12her misciswassers ^|saovocna's ^|sbher Ovocna'sº^sb| miscisprinks^sa|s12| and ^|s12by virchow of ^|saher filtered those filthered^sa| watersº ^|s+presently,º after the Irishers,^s+| toº^s12| become a Selt when, being fully alive to it, as Sigismond Stolterforth^|s12, withº Rabbin Robroostº for my auspicer and Leecher Rutty for myº ^|salifeart lifearstº^sa|s12| (Ehren til viketrae!, I will westerneyes those poor sunuppers and outbreiten their land's eng. A man should stump up and I will pay my pretty decent trade price for my glueglue glucose, peebles, were it even, as this is, the legal eric for wholewiping clean infelicitous conduct and, as a matter of fact, I undertake to discontinue all practices
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and I deny in toto at my own request in all stoutness to have confermentated ^|s12and confoederated^s12| and agreed in times prebellic, when here were waders for the trainsfolk, as it is laid to me, with a friend from mine, Mr Billups, ^|s12pulleter, my quarterbrotherº,^s12| who sometimes he is doing my locum for me and whom I have called clean, at goodbuy cootcoop by usucapiture a mouthless niggeress, Blanchette Brewster from ^|s12Cherna Djamja,^s12| Blawlawnd-via-Brigstow, or to illsell my fourth part in her, which although allowed of in Deuterogamy and excluded books (they should quite rightly verbanned be) would seem eggseggs excessively harroween to my feelimbs, for twa punt scotch^|s12, oneº pollard and a unread crocardº^s12| or three pipples on the bitch. Thou, Frick's flame, Uden Sulfer, who strikest only on the marryd bokks, entquick me if so be I did cophetuise milady's maid, Such wear a frillick for my comic strip. ^|s12Itº would lackin mackin ^|satheir Hodders and Cockers^sa| a erithmatic.º^s12| The preemption
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of all of her of yourn, by Juno Moneta! If she^|s12, irished Marrya Theresya,^s12| has been disposed of for her consideration, I^|s12, Ledwidge unread Salvatorious,º^s12| am tradefully unintiristid. And if she is still further talc slopping over her cocoa contours I, hwat mick angars, am strongly of opinion why I should not be. Improbable! I do not credit one word of it. Or to have resold same means help, best ^|s12Briston Brixton^s12|, high yellow, no outings, cent for cent on Auction's Bridge. ^|s12'Twereº a honnibel crudelty wert so ^|saunread their naklives tentement to their naktlives^sa| and scatab orgias we devour about in ^|sathe^sa| mightyevil roohms of ^|saunshent encient ence enceintº^sa| Cartageº.^s12| Utterly improperable! Not for alled Crusos or white soul of gold! A pipple on the panis, two claps on the cansill, or three pack pocks on the postern! Not for one scrupleless ^|s12culprick's culprik's^s12| coynde ^|s12ore all the for all écusº in cunzieh cunziehowse cunziehowffse^s12|! So help me Cash! I meanit.

My herrings! The surdity of it, mean to say. Her bare idears, it is too chucklesome. Absurd bargain, mum, will call. One line, with! One line, with, with! The two ^|s12cherrypickers cherripickersº with their catheringnettesº,^s12| Lizzy and Lissy Mycock ^|s12|safrom street Street Fleshshambles^sa|, were they moon at aube with ^|sahespermoon hespermun or their c and I their covin guardient^sa|,^s12| I would not know to contact such gretched youngsters in my ways from Hadem or any suistersees or heiresses of theirn, claiming by, through, or under them. ^|s12Ous of their freiung pfann into myne foyer!º^s12| Her is one which rassembled to mein enormally. He is Deucollion. Each habe goheard: Uptaking you are innersence but we sen you meet sose infance. Deucollion! Odor: Evilling chimbes is smutsick rivulverblott but thee hard casted thereass pigstenes upann Congan's shootsmen ^|s12in Schottenhof^s12|, ekeascent? Igen Deucollion! ^|s12I liked his gothamnº chic! St Stuttertub!^s12| What a shrubbery trick to play! Hear this! I will put my oathhead unner my whitepot and will stand me where I stood mine in all free heat between Pelagios and little
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Chistaias ^|s12my gentilitial arms^s12| by our most monolith, after my both earstoear and brebreeches buybibles and ^|s12public minhatonº ^s12| testify to my unclothed virtue by the longstone erectheion of our allfirst manhere. I should tell you that honestly, on my honour of a Nearwicked, I always think (in a wordsworth of that primed favourite continental poet, Daunty, Gouty and Shopkeeper, A. G.,) as my palmer's ^|s12best past^s12| policy I have had my best master's lesson as the public he knows. And do you know, homesters, I honestly think if I have failed lamentably by accident benefits, though shintoed, spitefired, perplagued and cramkrieged, I have made of my prudentials good. I have been told I own stolemines or something of that sort in the sooth of Spainien. Hohohoho! Have I said ogso how I abhor myself vastly (truth to tell) and do repent me to my nether heart of sundry clothing? The amusin part is, I will say, hotelmen, that, after martiel siegewin ^|s12with Abbot Warre to blesseº^s12| on yon slauchterday of cleantarriffs, since I^|s12,º yetnotº a bottlenim,º platzed mine residenze ^|sahere, taking burgage under starrimisty,º^sa| and^s12| ran a Brixtol selection here ^|s12at thollstall^s12|, for mean straits male with evorage fimmel, in common soccage, among strange and enemy, among these building sites, at Hoplinstown, alore Fort Dunlip, then-on-sea, in that year which I have called mirabellous, and overdrave these marken under our good kingsabout T.R.H. Urban First and Champaign Chollyman and Hungry the Loaved and Hangry the Hathed, here where my toils of domestication first began, with weight of woman wund my nack famine ^|s12with Englisch sweat andº oppedemics^s12| has completely seceded from this landleague of many nations. Here popjay piped now pep goes the whistle. Here Tyeburn throttled, massed marmurs march: where the bus stops, there shop I: here which ye see, yea reste. ^|12|s+On me, your sleeping giant, from the hold of my altitude till the mortification that's my fate.^s+|12| Peace and plenty! New highs for all! ^|s12Redu Negru may beº black in tawn but under them lintels ^|s+great great great are staying my horneymen meet each his maid mansiemagd^s+|. For peers and gints, quaysirs and galleyliers, for unread fresk letties from the say and stale headygabblers,º gaingangers and dudder waggoners wagoners, pullars off societies am andº pushers on rothmere'sº homes. ^|saObeyance from the townsmen spills felixityº by the toun.^sa|s12| Our bourse and our politico-ecomedy are in safe with good Jock Shepherd, our lives are on sure in sorting with Jonathans, wild and great. Been so free! Thank you, besters! Hattentats have mindered, ^|s+12thuggeries blueblaze devilbobs have gone from the mode and hairtrigger nicks are quite out of time now. Thuggeriesº^s+|12| are rere as glovers meeting, lepers lack and ignorants show beneath suspicion like the ^|s+12bitterharfs bitterhalves^s+|12| of esculapuloids. In midday's mallsight let Miledd discurverself, Meludd in her hide park seek Minuitette. All is waldly bonums. Aeros, we luft to you! Firebugs, good blazes! Lubbers, keep your poudies drier! Seamen, we ^|s12bless segn^s12| your ship and wives!
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Seven ills ^|12|s+sobarelyº ^s+|12| havd I habt, seaventy seavens ^|12|s+inkeptive^s+|12| are your ^|s12hill^s12| prospect^|12|s+: Brayd,º Blackfordrock, the Calton, the Liberton, Craig and Lockhart's, A. Costofino, R. Thursittº^s+|12|. The chort of Nicholas Within was my guide and I raised a dom on the bog of Michan. Further this. By fineounce ^|s12and imposts^s12| I ^|s12got andº^s12| grew and by grossscruple ^|s12I grew ^|s+got gat^s+| I grown^s12| outreachesly^|12|s+: murageº andº lestage were my mains andº great great great^s+|12|: ^|s12I was merely out of my mintº ^|s+with all those the percussors on my braincap^s+| till I ^|s+muched struck for myself^s+| morely
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by token^s12| To ^|s+12Milud Sirrherr^s+|12| old money and to Madame fresh advances. Paybads florinners moved ^|s12in hugheknots^s12| against us and I matt them ^|s12Bartholomew^|sa, pepst to papst,^sa| barth barthelemew^s12|: milreys (mark!) onfell and (luc!) I arose, Daniel in Leonden. ^|s12|s+Bulafest's onvied me, Corkcuttas graachtedº.^s+| Atabey!^s12| The soord of Whenhislaws was mine and mine ^|s12great great great the prusshing unread stock of ^|saAlbert the Bear Albrech the Bear^sa|s12|. I schicked Duke Wellinghof to shockle Roy Shackleton, walhalloo, walhalloo, walhalloo mourn in |||++^|12playn plein^s++|12|! I braved Brien Berueme to berow him against the Loughlins, all her tolkies shraking: Fugabollags! Lusqu'au bou! ^|s12|s+if she had ire in her eyeball she got dane on her tooth Ifº they had ire ^|sain the back of^sa| eyeball they got dann danage on ^|sathe front^sa| tooth:^s+| theres ^|sawas revery were revelries^sa| at ridottos, here was rivalry in redoubt.º^s12| Under law's marshall ^|s12and warschauw^s12| did I thole till lead's plumbate^|s12, ping on pang,^s12| relieved me. I made ^|s+12preyer prahar^s+|12| upon acorpolous and fastings down in Neederthorpe. Can you tell their tale whom I filled ad liptum on the plain of Soulsbury? With three hunkered peepers and twa and twas! For sleeking ^|s12beautes beauties^s12| I spinned their nightinveils, to slumbred beasts I tummed the tief air. ^|s12Round ^|samusky went the musky moved^sa| a murmelº but ^|sabelfas belluas^sa| zoomed:º ^«++|sasoft tendulcis^sa| tunes like water parted fluted up from the westinders while from gorges in the east came the strife of ourangoontangues.^s++|s12| All in my thicville ^|s12Escuterre ofen^s12| was thorough ^|s12fair fear^s12| but in the meckling of my ^|s12burgh Burghº Belvaros^s12| was the site ^|s12forbid forbed^s12|: I made uisance of wellpressed meadows and peddled freely in the scrub: ^|12«++tuberclerosies I
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reized up from the spudplantz andº berriberries from the great.º^s++|12| I heard my libertilads making fray through their curraghcoombs and my trueblues herusalaming before Wailingtone's Wall: ^|s12«++out of fundness for the blank outozone I carried them ^|saand curried them^sa| and curried them in my putzemedon Putzemdownº cars to my Kommeandine hotels:º I collected the rain's riches in my bathytubº of roundwood and conveyed it with cheers and cables^|sa, rearingº mighty shouts,º^sa| through my longertubes of elm:º^s++| Iº made sprouts fontaneously from Sir Sober Phillup in the cup that's chained for noon inebriates: ^|s+when ^|saI they^{sa| «++}waxed waned weaned^s++| weary of that bibbing I made infusion more infused:º sowerpacers of the vineyaard, obtemperate unto me! Whenº you think me in my coppeecuffs ^«++be aware lookinwareº^{s++| «++}how wouldº^s++| you meckamockame, as you pay in caabmand'sº sheltar tot the ites like you corss the tee: tees. Wherefore watch ye well! For,º while I oplocked the first of Janus's S Janus'strait I downsaw the last of Christmas steps: syndic podesterilº and on the rates, I for indigent and intendente:^s+| inº Forum Foster I ^|sademonsthened my unread demonsthenated my folksfiendship^sa|,º ^|saand all enmy ^|sbpeople pupuls^sb|sa| felt my ^|sabark burk^sa| was no worse than their brite: ^|saSapphrageta and Conchincia were undecidedly
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attached to me but the maugher machrees and the antiparthenopes great great great, in my bethel of Solyman's I accouched their rotundaties and I turnkeyed most ^|sbinsultanly insultantly^sb| over ^|s+the lutetias^s+| rapedº and in the lock:º I gave bax obº biscums to the jacobeaters ^|s+blank and pottage bakes to the esausted:º I ⁽⁺⁺delivered blank chauk dehlivered them with frekandesias by the constant droppings from my smalls instalmonths while I titfortotalled up their farinadays for them on my slatoper's slate with my chandner's chauk:º^++)s+| I jaunted on my jingelbrett rapt in neckloth and sashesº and I begged abo beggaredº about the amnibushes like a belly in bowle.º^sa| I have been reciping on om omominous lettersº full of pieces of pottery about my great great ^|sagreat as a thingabolls^sa| and I have beenº inchanting causeries to the feshest cheoilboysº so that they are allcalling on me for ^|saa the^sa| song of ^|sathe a^sa| birtch.º Attent! Cou_unread Couch hear!^s12| I have reared my vonderbilt hut in the night and at ^|s+12morn morningrise^s+|12| I was ^|s12encompassed encampassed^s12| of mushroofs: the more secretly bi built, the more openly ^|s12plastered palastered^s12|. ^|12|s+Rest and ^|sabethankful bethinkful^sa|, with licence, thanks.^s+|12| I considered the lilies on the veldt and unto Balkis did I disclothe mine glory. Lo, I have looked long upon my ^|s12pompadours pumpadears^s12| in their easancies and my drummers have told tall tales of me in the land. Fulgent I funked forth (drat it!); voldsom (veh!) they veered. And this. This mayds my taughters and these man my son, from the Villa of the Ostmannorum to Thorstan's, recte Thomars Sraid, ^|s12and from Huggin ^|saPlace ^|sbPleace Pleaze^sb|sa| to William Inglis his house,º ^|s+in ^|saall the whole their^sa| barony of Saltus, bonders and foburgh furb foeburghers, strutting oges andº swaggering j macks, redmaids and bleucottsº,^s+|s12| they are my vill villeins, with chartularies I have talledged them. Struggling forlongs I have freed, milles on milles of mancipelles. ^|s12Mint Mined^s12| outskirts benlewd, men breaches portpoinsed: in morgenattics litt I hope, in seralcellars louched I bleakmealers: on my ^|s12seats siege^s12| of my mighty I was parciful of my subjects, ^|s12but boss^s12| in ^|s12streets streetwauksº^s12| that are darkest I debelled em superb: ^|s12I deemed the drugtails in my unread pettycourts and domstered ^|sadustyfeet dustyfeets^sa| in my great husinclose:º^s12| at Guy's they were swathed, as Foulkes's slashed, the game for a Gomez, the ^|s12law ^|salex loy^sa|s12| for a Lynch: ^|s12if I was ^|samagmanimoss magmonimoss^sa| as a staidy lavgiver I revolucanized by my eructions:º^s12| on high and ^|s12by^s12| bye ^|s12wayseeds^s12| I scattered em, in my ^|s12holy fields ^|safields of Graben graben fields sew sowage^sa|s12| I gathered em: Wherefore has ^|s12his greatsº^s12| my sovereign lord V. King regards for me and he has given to me my ^|s12neckname necknamesh^s12| (flister it!) which is second fiddler to nomen. Idle were it, repassing ^|s12from elserground^s12| to the elder disposition, in so and such a matter as me it so besitteth, to inquire whether I, ^|s12huddledtogether huddledtill huddled til
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summone^s12|, be the massproduct of teamwork or I, draggedasunder, the forced outcome of group marriage or carried of cloud from land of locust, ^|s12in ouzel galley borne,º^s12| three surtouts wripped up in itchothers, two twin pretticoaxes lived as one, troubled in trine or dubildin too, for, holocryptogam of my essenses, abram nude be I or roberoyed with the faineans, surrounded by obscurity, most surely I pretend by ^|s12virtue my virtus^s12| of creation and by boon of promise my naturalborn freeman's journeyman right and my Other Church's inher lights to opt for simultaneous. Till daybow break and showshadows flee. Thus be Hek! Verily! Verily! Time, place!

— What is your numb? Bun!

— Who gave you that numb? Poo!

— Have you put in all your spare pennies? I'm listening. Sree!

— Keep clear of propennies! Kore!

Mr Televox, Mrs Taubiestimm, and invisible friends! I maymay mean to say. Annoyin part of it was, had my faithful Fulvia, following the ^|s12wiening^s12| courses of this world, turned her back on her ways to go on the hills in search of ^|s12louvers,^s12| brunette men of Earalend, Chief Nightcloud by the Deeps and Chief Goes-in-Blackwater and Chief Northpaw and Chief Brown Pool, or, again, had Fluvia^|s12, amberº witch whitch she was,^s12| left her ^|s12chivily^s12| crookcrook crocus bed at the bare suggestions of some ^|s12prolling^s12| bywaymen
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^|s12from Moabit^s12| who would have abused of her there might accrue advantage to ask. Yet know of old it was vastly otherwise which I have heard it by my goods waif, as I chiefly endmost heartily aver, for Fulvia Fluvia^|s12, iddle woman to the great,^s12| ever did ensue tillstead the things that pertained unto fairness. Even so. For I waged love on her: and spoiled her undines: and she wept. O my lors!

— Till we meet!

— Ere we part!

— Tollollall!

— This time a hundred years!

But I was firm with her. And I did take the reached of my delights, my jealousy, and did raft her ^|s12riverworthily flumingworthily^s12| and did leftlead her overland the pace, ^|s12as portreeve should,º^s12| whimpering by Kevin's port and Hurdlesfjord and Gardener's Mall ^|s12and ^|sariverside rivierside^sa| driveº ^s12| to Ringsend Ferry
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^|s12my dart to throw^s12|: and there, ^|s12on byº^s12| wavebrink, ^|s12on strond of south,º that by mace of with mace to^s12| masthigh, taillas Cowhowling, quailless Highjakes, did I uplift my magicianer's puntpole and I bade those pollyfizzyboisterous seas to retire with hemselves from os (rookwards, thou seasea stammerer!) and I abridged with domfine norsemanship her maiden race, my baresark bride, and knew her fleshly when with all my bawdy did I her whorship, min bryllupswipe: Heaven, he hallthundered; Heydays, he flung blissforhers. And I cast my tenspan joys on her^|s12, ^|saarsched overtupped,^sa| from bank of call to echobank,^s12| by dint of strongbow (Galata! Galata!), so ^|s12strong streng^s12| we were in one, malestream ^|s12and in^s12| shegulf: and ^|s12to ringstresse^s12| with ^|s12iren iern^s12| of ^|s12ierne Erin^s12| I ^|s12thumbringed thumbed^s12| her and tradesmanmarked her lieflang mine for all and singular, iday, igone, imorgens and for ervigheds (what screech of shippings! what low of dampfbulls!):
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goosegaze annoynted uns, canailes canzoned; from Livland, hock zivios, from Lettland, skall vives! With Impress of Asias and Queen Columbia for her pairanymphs and the singing sands for herbrides' music, ^|s12|sato mine meº to^sa| she her skyblumes liftedº and^s12| I ^|s12chained padd pudd^s12| a name and wedlock round her the which to carry till her grave, Appa Lippia Pluviabille, my dirty deary, whiles I herr lifer been: I chained her chastemate to grippe fiuming snugglers, her chambrett I bestank so to spunish furiosos: I was her hochsized, her cleaveinto, her everest, she was my annointed, my laurelled, my proved: who cut her ribbons when nought my prowes? who expoused that havenliness to collective anchorrides when not I, freipforter? in trinity huts they met my dama, pick of their pock for me: when I forgether 'twas my sumbad, if I farseeker itch my list: had I not workit in my cattagut ^|s12with dogshounds' unread dogshunds' crotts to cleneº^s12| and had I not giftet of my coataways^|s12, to greats great constant to noble's constantonoble's aim^s12|? and, fortiffed by my right, I did ^|s12encompass ^|saumgirdle umgyrdle^sa|s12| her about, my vermincelly vinegarette, with all loving kindness as far as in man's might it lay and enfranchised her to liberties of fringes: and I gave until my lilienyounger turkeythighs soft goods and hardware and fine ladderproof hosiery lines ^|s12and potted fleshmeats and potted fleshmeats from stove dampkookin^s12| and pennigsworths of the best of taste of knaggy jets and silvered waterroses and geegaws of my pretty novelties and wispy frocks, trancepearances of redferns and lauralworths, such as women cattle wear, the pick of Pim's and Slyne's and Sparrow's, loomends day lumineused, luxories on looks, La Primamère, Pyrrha Pyrrhine, Or de Reinebeau, Sourire d'Hiver, and a crinoline, wide a shire, and pattens for her trilibies for all daintiness by teatime: and I wound around my swanchen's neckplace a school of joys of moyles marine to ^|s12sing swing^s12| their seasangs in her silence: and, upping her as king's count, I pierced her beak with order of the
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Danabrog (Cunnig's great! ^|s12Sall live! Sall live! Soll live! Soll live!^s12|): and I hung up at Yule my ^|s12pigmy dwindling duindleeing duindleeng^s12| suns, helphelped of Kettil Flashnose, for the ^|s12supperhour ^|sasupperhore souperhore^sa|s12| of my frigid one, coulomba mea, frimosa mia, ^|s12in great great great and Elgin's marble halls^s12| through all Livania's volted ampire, from ^|s12anods anodesº^s12| to ^|s+12cathods cathodes^s+|12| and from the topazolites of Mourne by Arklow's sapphire ^|s+12seamanslure siomen's lure^s+|12| and Waterford's hook and crook lights to the polders of Hy Kinsella: ^|12|s+aven avenyue seen my peurls ahumming and great great great;^s+| threeº firths of the sea I ^|s+great & great great swept with draughtness and all ennempties I bottled em up in bellomport:º^s+|12| her intellects I charmed with I called them ^|s12utile^s12| thoughts, ^|s12great great great her turlyhyde I plumped with ^|sapotatums^{sa|s12| |s+12}peace and plenty! for amiens in peace unread in plenty:º^{s+|12| |s12}my biblous beadells ^|sashowed shewed^sa| her ^|satheir triumphs of ^|sbcraftygild^sb|sa| pageantries,º loftust Adamº ^|saduffed^sa| our ^|saclother cousterclother^sa|, Conn and Owel with ^|saupset basket cortoppled baskib^sa|, sir Noah Guines, exposing ^|s+sirr Sireº^s+| Noeh Guinass exposant of his bargenessº and Lordº Joe Starr to hump the body of the camel:º^s12|
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^|12|s+

^s+|12| And after these things I fed her, my carleen, my little lean steer, upon spiceries for her garbage breath, italics of ^|s+12knobbyleek knobbylauchº and shains of garleeks^s+|12| and swinespepper and gothakrauts ^|s12|s+and pinkee dillisks^s+|, primes of meshallehs,º^s12| and the drugs of Kafa and Jelapa and shallots out of Ascalon: and to my saffronbreathing mongoloid I gave ^|s12Biorwik's^s12| powlver and ^|s12gentle Uliv'sº^s12| oils^|12|s+, unguentsº great,^s+|12| for the swarthy face on her and handewers and loinscrubbers and a ^|s+12currycomb carrycam^s+|12| to tease her tuzzy out^|12|s+, the brown but combly,º^s+|12| and clubmoss and wolvesfoot for her more moister wards (amazing efficiencies!): and for my shopsoiled doveling, when weeks of kindness skinly civicised, in our salons esquirial I did devise my prizeless telltale sports at evenbread to wring her withers limberly, wheatears, slapbang, draper-cut-dean, bray, nap, spinado and ranter-go-round: ^|12|s+she had her dabblingtime in her dunsingkalls while I fell clocksure off my ballast:º^s+|12| in our windtor palast it vampared fore elenden, we lubded Sir Wohl for the sleep and the ghoasts: she chauffed her feusies at my Wigan's jewels while she skalded her mermeries on my Snorryson's sagos: ^|s12let wellth wore I our pantocreator would theirs be tights for the gods:º^s12| I foredreamed for her and, more than fallmaked, I prevened for her in the haunts that joybelled frail light-a'-leaves for sturdy traemen: Pelves ad Hombres
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Sumus: I said to the shiftless prostitute, Let me be your fodder; and to roadies and prater brothers, Chau, Camerade! ^|s12Myº tow tugs ^|samoved long steered down^sa| canal grand, my lighters lay longside on Regalia Water:º^s12| and I built in Urbs in Rure for mine elskede, my shiny brows, ^|s12under astrolobe from my upservatory,^s12| an earthcloset wherewithin to be quit in most convenience from her sabbath needs^|s12, when open noise should stilled be^s12|: did not I festfix my unniversiries, wholly, rational and gottalike^|s12, ^|sasophister agen sophister ^|sbsowfister sorefister^sb| agen sowfisterº^sa|, lif_unread life sizars all^s12|? was not I rosetted on two stelas of little egypt? had not I rockcut reders, hieros, gregos and democriticos^|s12, tricastellated and, bimedallised^s12|? and by my syvendialed changing charties Hibernska Ulitzas made not I to pass through twelve Threadneedles and Newgade and Vicus Veneris to cooinsight? my camels' walk, kolossa! kolossa!, no porte sublimer benared my ghates: Oi polled ye Many but my fews were chousen (voter, voter, early voter,
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he was never too oft for Old Sarum): ^|s12terminals four my statiens were, ^|sathe geenar Geenar, the greasouwea Greasouwea, the Debwickweck, the ^|sbBroadstone Migreawis^sb|sa|:º^s12| and I set up twinminsters, the pro and the con, ^|s12woven my stavekirks, wove so norcely^s12| of peeled wands and attachattouchy floodmud, ^|s12now all loosebrick andº stonefast,^s12| Arched for the covenanters and shinners' rifuge: all truant trulls made I comepull, all rubbeling gnomes I pushed, ^|s12go, go gowgow^s12|: oathiose infernals, to Booth Salivation! arcane celestials, to Sweatenburg's Welhell! and thirdly, for evigs, I did reform and restore for my smuggy piggiesknees her paddypalace on the crossknoll with massgo bell clashcloshant, duominous and muezzatinties to commind the fitful: doom adimdim adoom adimadim: and the oragel of the lauds to tellforth's glory: and I added thereunto a shallow laver to ^|s12put sclub^s12| out her hellfire and posied windows for her oriel house: gospelly pewmillieu, kristeichy pewmillieu: ze zackbutts
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zounded, ze ollgunnes rulled: and she sass her nach, chillybombom and forty bonnets, upon the altarstane, may all have mossyhonours!

— Hoke!

— Hoke!

— Hoke!

— Hoke!

And hail or rain or drizzle or sleet, where it froze in chalice eller ^|s12great and great swum in the vestry,^s12| with fairskin
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book and ruling rod, ^|s12vain vienº^s12| of my vergin page, I did learn my little anna countrymouse in alpabeater cameltemper, from alderbirch to tannenyou, with ^|s12my myraw^s12| rattan ^|s12at her atter^s12| drum ooah oyir oyir oyir: my seven wynds I trailed to maze her and ever a wynd had saving closes and all these closes flugged with the gust, hoops for her, hats off for him and ^|s12great great great ^|saruffles rerufflesº^sa| through Neeblow's ^|sagarding: and garding. Andº^sa| that was why Blabus was razing his wall and eltering the suzzannes of his neighbours.º and Andº^s12| I did spread before my Livvy, where Lord Street lolls and ladies linger and Cammomile row cuts Primrose Rise ^|s12and Coney Bend bounds Mulbreys Islandº^s12| but never a bled had bladed since the whole budding acre was pessovered, my selvage mats of lecheworked lawn, my carpet gardens of Guerdon City, with chopes peramidous and mouselimes and beaconphires and colossets and pensilled turrisses for the busspleaches of summiramies and statuesques and templeogues: ^|s12(^|sagloreette's glorietta's^sa| inexcelsiored!):º^s12| for irkdays and for folliedays till the comple anniums of calendarias, gregoromaios and gypsyjuliennes as such are pleased of theirs to walk: and I planted for my own hot ^|s12lisbing^s12| lass a vineyard ^|s12and bowery nooks and greenwished villas and pampos animosº and necessitads iglesiasº and pons for aguaducks,º a hawthorndene, a feyry feyrieglenn, the hallaw vall, the dyrchace^s12|, Finmark's Howe, and I fenced it about with huge Chesterfield elms and Kentish hops against budmonth and gleanermonth: and (hush! hush!) I brewed for my alpine plurabelle (speakeasy!) my brandold Dublin lindub, the free, the froh, the frothy freshener, the pusspuss pussyfoot, to split the spleen of her maw: and I laid down before the trotters of my eblanite my stonybattered waggonways, my nordsoud circulums, my eastmoreland and westlandmore, ^|s12(hearsemen, opslo! nuptiallers, get ^|saunread storting^sa|!)º^s12|
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whereon, in mantram of truemen like yahoomen (expect till dutc cundoctor summoneth him all fahrts to pay, velkommen all hankinhunkn in this vogn of Hoseyeh!), claudesdales with arabstreeds, Roamer Reich's rickyshaws with Hispain's king's trombateers, ^|s12postershaysº and turnintaxis,^s12| my ^|s12pricking priccoping^s12| gents aroger, aroger, my great great so covertly, covertly, the mule and the hinny and the jennet and the mustard nag and piebald shjelties and skewbald awknees steppit lively for her pleashadure (lift ye the left and rink ye the right!): and she lafaughed in her diddydid domino to the switcheries of the whip. Down with them! Kick! Playyup!

— Mattahah! Marahah! Luahah! Joahanahanahana!