As the lion in our teargarten remembers the nenuphars of his Nile ^|10(shall Ariuz forget Arioun or Boghas the baregams of the Marmarazalles from Marmeniere?)^10| it may be^|10, tots wearsense full a naggin in twentyg have sigilposted what in our brievingbust,^10| thatº the besieged bedreamt him stillº and solely of those lililiths undeveiled which had undone him, gone for ayeº, and knew not the watchful treachers at his wake, andº theirs to stay. ^|10Fooi, fooi, chamermissies! Zeepyzoepy, larcenlads! Zijnzijn zijnzijnº!^10| It may be^|10, we moest ons hasten selves te declareer it,^10| that he reglimmed? presaw? the fields of ^|7wheat heat^7| and ^|7fields yields^7| of wheat where corngold Ysit? shamed and shone. It may be^|10, we habben to upseek a bitty door our good township's courants want we knew't,^10| that with his deepseeing insight (had not wishing oftbeenº but good time wasted), petrifiedº withinº his patriarchal shamanah, broadsteyne 'bove citie ^|6(Twillby! Twillby!)^6|, he,º conscious of enemies, ^|6a kingbilly ^|7whitehorsed^7| in a Finglas mill,^6| prayed as he sat on anxious seatº ^|10(kunt ye neat gift mey ^|atoo toe^a| bout a peer saft ^|aeggers eyballds^a|!)^10| during that three and a ^|7half hellof^7| hours' agony of silence, ^|7in exº^{7| |v4}profundo profundis^v4| malorum, withº unfeigned charity that his ^|10ouxtradorº^10| wordwounder,º ^|7a born ^|+8a born and bred an^+|8| engelsº ^|8|+to the teeth^+|8|7| who^|8|+, nomened Nash of Girahash,º^+|8| would go ^|v4anyoldwhereº^{v4| |8|+}in the weeping world^+|8| on his ^|5mottled^5| belly ^|8(the rab^|a, the kreeponskneed^a|!)^{8| |v4}anywhere^v4| for milk, music or married ^|v4women, missusses,º^v4| might,º mercy to providential benevolence's ^|5(who hates prudencies)º^5| astuteness,º unfold into the first of a distinguished dynasty of his posteriors,
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^|5blackfaced connemaras not of the fold but elder children of his household,^5| his most besetting of ideasº (pace his ^|5twelve twolve^{5| |7}predominant ^|+8predaminant predamanant^+|8|7| passions) being the formation, as in more favoured climes, ^|8|+where the Meadow of Honey is guestfriendly and the Mountain of Joy receives,^+|8| of a truly criminal stratum, ^|5Ham's cribcracking yeggs,^5| thereby at last eliminating from the oppidump, much desultory delinquency fromº all classes and masses with directly derivative decasualisation^|5: ^|7sigarius (sic!) vindicat urbes terrorum (sicker!):^7| and so^|10, to mark a lankº taal she arter,^10| the hobedienceº of t the citizens ^|7be elp^7| the ealth of the ole^5|.
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^|10Now gode.^10| Let us leave ^|4theory theories^4| there and return to here's here. Now hear. ^|10'Tis gode again.^10| The ^|8|+teak^+|8| coffin, ^|8|+Pughglasspanelfitted,^+|8| feets to the east, was to turn in handyº later, ^|10and pitly patly near the porpus,^10| materially effecting the cause. And this^|10, liever,^10| is the ^|6howe thinghowe^6|. Any number of conservative public bodies, ^|5through ^|8|s+a number of^s+|8| select and other committees ^|8|s+having power to add to their number^s+|8|,^5| before voting themselves ^|8and himself, town, port ^|~& and^~| garrison,^8| by a fit and proper resolution^|10, following a koorts order of the groundwet,^10| once for all out of plotty existence,º ^|10as a forescut, so you maateskippey might to you cuttinrunner on a neuw pack of klerds,^10| made him, while his body still ^|7existed persisted^7|, their present of a ^|8protem^8| grave in Moyelta of the best Lough Neagh pattern,º then as much in demand among misonesans as the Isle of Man today among limniphobes. ^|10Wacht even!^10| It was in a fairly fishy ^|10condition kettlekerry^10| afterº the Fianna's foreman had taken his handful,º enriched with ancient woods ^|5and dear dutchy deeplinns^{5| |4}and mid which were an^4| old knoll and a troutbeck, ^|5vainyvain of her osiery and^{5| |8}chatty a chatty sally^8| with any ^|4Will Wilt^4| or Walt who would ongle her as Izaak did to the tickle of his rod and watch her ⁽⁺⁺⁸waters: waters of,⁺⁺⁾ her sillying ⁽⁺⁺waters: waters of,º^++)8| and there now^|5, brownº peater everippleº^5| (may their quilt gild lightly over his somnolutentº ^|5form!) form!),º^5| Whoforyou lies his last, by the wrath of ^|5God Bog^5|, like the erst curst Hun in the bed of his ^|8trueblue treubleu^{8| |4}Donauhu Donawhu^4|.

^|10Best.^10| This wastohavebeen underground heaven^|8|+, or mole's paradise^|11, ^|athis whichº was probably also ^|ban inversion of^b| a^a| phallopharosº intended ^|ato foster wheat crops and^a| to gingerº up theº tourist tradeº^11|+| (its architectº, ^|a|~Mgr^~| Peurelachasse,º^a| having been obcaecated lest
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he should petrifake ^|asuchanother suchanevver^a| while the contractors,º ^|~Messrs^~| T. A. Birkettsº and L. O. Tuohalls,º were made invulnerably venerable)^8|, firstº in the west, ^|7he our misterbilder^|8, Castlevillainous,º^8|7| openly damned and blasted by means of a hydromine, systemº Sowan and Beltinyº, exploded from a ^|5reinvented^{5| |8|s+}T.N.T.^s+|8| bombingpost up ahoy of eleven hundred and thirtytwoº wingrests (circiter) to ^|4sternboard sternboordº^4| out of his aerial ^|4thorpedo thorpeto^4|, Auton Dynamon, contacted with the expectant minefield by tins of improved ammoniaº lashed to her shieldplated gunwaleº and fused into tripup cablesº, slipping through tholesº and playing down from the conning tower into the ground battery fuseboxes, all differing as clocks from keys since nobody appeared to have the same ^|4time and time ^|5of beard, some saying ^|7by their oorolog Oorlog^7| it was Sygstrygg'sº to nine, more holding ^|7with ^|athe^a| Ryan ^|10wacht vogt^10|7| it was Dane to pfife^5|. He^4| afterwards^|8, ^|10when whaanever^10| hisº blaetther began to fail off him and his rough bark was wholly husky and, stoop by stoop, he neared it (woodm wouldmanspare!),º^8| carefully lined the ferroconcrete result with rotproof bricks and mortarº, fassed to fossed, ^|8|x|~to retire and retired^~| beneath the heptarchy of his towerettes, the beauchamp, byward, bellº and lion, the white, the wardrobe and
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^|~the bloody and bloodied,^~|x|8| so encouraging ^|10(insteppen, alls als hats beliefd!)^{10| |7}other additional^7| useful ^|7bodies councils^7| public ^|10with hoofd offdealings which were welh welholden of ladykants te huur out^10| such as ^|5the Breeders' Union,^5| the Guild of Merchants of the Stapleº ^|7et a.u.c.º^7| to present unto him ^|8|s+with funebral pompº^s+|8| over and above thatº a stone slab with the usual ^|7MacPelahº^7| address of valedictionº^|9, ^|sha very fairworded instance of falsemeaning adamelegy^sh|9|: We have done ^|10ours gohellt^10| with you, ^|7Mr Heer^7| Herewhippit, ^|10overgiven it,^10| skidoo!

^|8⇒^{8| |10}But t'house and allaboardshoops!^10| Show coffins, winding sheets,º cinerary urns, liealoud brassesº, snuffchests, poteentubbs^|7, goodbuy bierchepesº^|8, lacrimal ⁽⁺¹⁰ewerts vases^+)10|,^{8|7| |10}hoodendoses, ^|areekwaterglassies reekwaterbeckers^a|, breakmiddles, zootzaks for eatlust^|x, including upyourhealthing rookworst, and meathewersoftened forkenpootsies^x|10| and for that matter^|10, javel also,^10| any kind of ^|s+8funeral inhumationary^s+|8| bric ^|7to au^7| brac ^|8for the adornamentº of ^|~this his^~| glasstone ^|~honupheum honophreumº^~|8| would^|10, met these trein of konditiens,^10| naturally follow^|7, halas,^7| in the ordinary course, enabling that roundtheworlder ^|10wandelingswight, did suches pass
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him,^10| to live ^|7all^7| safeathomely ^|7all^7| the ^|5presenile^5| days of his life of opulence, embalmed ^|5ancient ere decrepitude,^{5| |10}late lents last lenienceº ^|atill stuffering stage^a|,^10| whaling away the whole of the while, lethelulled ^|8(hypnos chilia eonon!)º^{8| |5}between explosion and reexplosionº^{5| |8}(^|~Donnauwatter Donnaurwatteur^~|! Hunderthunder!)^8| from grosskopp to megapod, embalmed, ^|5of grand age,^5| rich in death anticipated.

^|8|+But abide Zeit's sumonserving, rise after fallº: blueblitzboltedº from ^|aOnhigh Sideriaº^a|, buried burrowing in Gehinnon, ^|athere, knowing the hingeworms of the hallmirks of habitationlessness,º^a| to proliferate through all his Unterwealth, seam by seam, sheol om sheol, and revisit ^|athe our^a| Uppercrust ^|aofº Utilitarios^a|, the divine one, the hoarder hidden, propagatingº his plutorpopular progeniem of pots and pans and pokers and puns ^|10from biddenland to boughtenland, the spearway fore the spoorway^10|.^+|8|

The other spring offensive on the heights of Abraham may have come about all quite by ^|7accident accidence^7|. Foughtarundserº ^|5(for Breedabrooda had at length persuadedº him to have himself to be ^|+8buried as septuply buried as the murdered Cian^+|8| in Finntown)º^5| had not been three monads in his watery grave ^|10(what vigilantes and ridings then and spuitwyne pledges with aardappel frittling!)^10| when ^|4putrifaction portrifaction^4|, dreyfussed as ever, began to ramp, ramp, ramp, the boys are parching. ^|10A hoodenwinkle gave the signal and a blessing paper freed the flood. ^|aWhy did the patrizien make him scares with his gruntens? Because the druiven were ^|bmuscating muskating^b| at the door.^a|10| From both Celtiberian camps (granting at the onset for the sake of argument that men on the two sides,º ^|5in New South Ireland and Vetera Uladh,^5| bluemin and pillfaces, during the ferment With the Pope or On the Pope, had, moors or letts, grant ideas, ^|+5granted grunted^+|5|) all conditions^|5, poor cons and dives mor,^{5| |9}each, of
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course, ^|shon the purely doffensive^sh| since the ^|sheternals were owlwise on their side every time^sh|,^9| were drawn toowards their Bellona'sº Black Bottom, onceº Woolwhite's Waltz (Ohiboh,º how becrimed, becursekissed and bedumbtoit!),º some for want of proper feeding in youth, others already caught in the honourable act of slicing outº careers for family and carvers ^|4in conjunction^4|:º and,º if emaciated enoughº, the person garrotted may have suggested to whomeverº
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took the ham of^|5, the plain being involved in darkness,^5| incarnate wag low cirque waggery, nay, even the first old wugger of himself in the flesh^|6, whiggissimus^6| incarnadined,º when falsesighted by the ifsuchhewas bully on the hill,º a tory of the tories,º for there had circulated freely fairly among his opposition ^|v4the feeling that in so hibernating ^|athat that the feeling that in so hibernating^a|v4| Massa Eewackaº, who, previous to that demidetached exi life, had been known of barmicidal days, cook said, between soup and savouryº, to get outside his own length of rainbow trout ^|7and taerts atta tarn^7| as no man of woman born, ^|8nay,º could, like the great crested grebeº, devour his three score tenº of roach per lifeday^|a, ay,^a| and as many minnow a minute (the big mix, the may ^|~unread Gibbet^~| choke him!),º^8| was, like the salmon of his ladderleap,º all this time of totality^|v4,º^{v4| |8|+}noctu semenipsum manducare,º^+|8| secretly ^|6and by suckage^6| feedingº on his own misplaced fat.

Ladies did not disdain those ^|5pagan ironed^5| times of the first cityº ^|5(called after the ugliest Danadune)^5| when a frond was a friend ^|10idneed inneedº^10| to carry^|5, as earwigs do their dead,^5| their soil to the earthball ^|10where indeeth we shall calm decline, our legacy unknown^10|. Venuses were gigglibly temptatrix, vulcans guffawably eruptious and the whole wives' world frockful of fickles. Fact, any human inyanº you liked any erenoon or ^|5after efter^5| would take her bare ^|4godkin goddkinº^4| out, or an even pair of ^|4him hem^{4| |9}(lugod! lugodoo!)^9|, andº prettily pray with him (or with em even),º everyhe to her taste, long for luck, tapette and tape petter and take pettest of all. ^|8Tip!º^8| Wells she'd woo and wills she'dº win but ^|4how^4| the deer knowed where she'd marry ^|5her^5|!º Arbour, bucketroom, caravan, ditch?º Coach, carriage, wheelbarrow, dungcart?º

^|8⇒^8| Kate Strong ^|8(tip!)º^8|, a widow ^|8(tiptip!)º^8| — she pulls a gl ^|9|shlane^sh|9| picture for us ^|9|shinº a dreariodreama setting^sh|9|, glowing and very vidual, of old dumplan as she nosed it, a homelike cottage of elvanstone with droppings of biddies, stinkend pusshies, ^|8|~and, beside the moggies moggies'^~| duggies,^8| rotten witchawubbles ^|+8and,^+|8| festering rubbages ^|8|+and beggars' bullets^+|8|, if not worse, sending ^|5salmofarious^5| germs in gleefully through the smithereen panes — Widow Strong, then, ^|8( as her weaker had turned him to the wall (tiptiptip!),º^8| did most all the scavenging from good King Hamlaugh's gulden ^|+8doyne dayne^+|8| onwards,º ^|7but though^7| her lean besom cleaned but sparingly,º and her bare statement reads that,
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there being no ^|v4macadamised sidewalks ^|amacadamised^a| sidetracksº^{v4| |5}in on^5| those old nekropolitan nightsº barring a footbatter^|5, Bryant's Causeway,^5| bordered with sorrel, white speedwell, white clover and sorrel a wood knows,
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which left off^|8|+, being beaten,^+|8| where the plaintiff was struck,º she left ^|4down^4|,º as scavengersº who will be scavengersº ^|5will must^5|, her filthdump near the ^|5Dog Pond Serpentine^5| in ^|7Phoenix Phornix^7| Park (at her time called Finewell's Keepsacreº but later tautaubapptossed Pat's Purge), ^|9|shthat dangerfield circling butcherswood where fireworker oh flaherty engaged a nutter of castlemallards and ah for archer stunned 'sº turk,^sh|9| all over which fossil footprints, bootmarks, fingersigns, elbowdints, kneecaves,º breechbowlsº a.s.o. were all successively traced of a ^|4mistenvolving mostenvolvingº^4| description. What ^|5safer place subtler ^|7place timeplace^7| of the weald^5| than such ^|6wolfsbelly^6| castrament ^|7to willº^7| hide a leabhar from Thursmen's brandihands or a loveletter, lostfully hers, that would be lust on Ma, than there whereº ructions ended, than here where race began: and by four hands of forethought the first babe of reconcilement is laid in its last cradle of hume sweet hume. Give over it! And no more of it! So pass the pick for child sake! O men!

^|7⇒^7| For hear Allhighest sprack ^|9|xfor krischnians as for propagana fidies^x|9|: andº his nuptial eagles sharped their beaks of prey: and every murphylº man of us, pome by pome, falls back into this terrine: as it was let it be, says he!º And it is as though ^|9where Agni araflammed and Mithra monished and Shiva slew as mayamutras^9| the streamlettes of theº obluvial waters of our noarchic memory withdrew, windingly ^|5obedient goharksome^5|, ^|9to some hastyswastyº timberman torchpriest, flamenfan, the ward of the wind that lightened the fire that lay in the woodº that Jove bolt,^9| at herº rude word:º ^|10Posidonius O'Fluctuary!^10| Laveº that bloody stone as it is! Whatº are you doing your dirty minx and his big treeblock way up your path? Sl Slipº around, you, by the ^|7rere rare^7| of the minister'sº! Andº, you, take that barrel back where you got it, MacShane'sº, and go the way your old one went, Hatchettsbury Road! And^|4, gish,º^4| how they gushed away, the pennyfares, a whole school for scamper, with their sashes flying ^|4loose sish^4| behind them!, all the little pirlypettes! Issy-la-Chapelle! Any lucans, please?
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^|8|s+Yes, the viability of vicinals if invisible is invincible. And we are not trespassing on his corns either. Look at all the plotsch! ^|saFlaminian!º^sa| If this was Hannibal's ^|away walk^a| it was Hercules' work. ^|saAnd a hungried thousand of the unemancipated slaved the way.^sa| The mausoleum lies behind us ^|9(O Adgigasta, multipopulipater!º)^9| and there are milestones in their cheadmilyas cheadmilias faultering along the ^|saway ^|sbtramesway tramestrack^sb|sa|, byº ^|9Brahm and Antonº^9| Hermes! ^|aPer omnibus secular secul seekalarum.º Amain.^a| But the past has made us ^|saa this^sa| present of ^|sathis a^{sa| |sa}road rhedarhoad^sa|. So more boher toº O'Connell! ^|9Though rainyhidden, you're rhinohide.^9| And if he's not a Romeo you may scallop your hat. ^|aWereupunder in the fane of Saint Fiacre!^a| Halte!^s+|8|

^|+8Yes, it It^+|8| was hard by the howe goesº there,º ^|4plainly^4| on this disoluded ^|9and a buchan cold^9| spotº, rupestric then, resurfaced that now is, ^|9that Luttrell sold
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if Lautrill bought,^9| in the saddle of Brennan'sº ^|9(now Malpasplace?)^9| pass, ^|v4miles versts ^|5and versts^5|v4| from true civilisation, ^|8not where his dreams top their traums haltº (Beneathere! Beneathere!º) but^8| where livland yontide meared with the wilde, saltlea with flood, that the attackler,º though under medium ^|7and between colours^7|, withº truly ^|8native cropatkinº^8| pluckº engaged ^|5him who the Adversary ^|8who had more in his eye than was less to his leg but^8| whom^5|, forº plunder sake, he mistook in the heavy rain to be ^|5Oglethorpe or^{5| |8}somebody else some other ginkus^|a, Parr aparrently,^a|8| to whom ^|8he the headandheelless chickenestegg^8| bore some ^|5facial michelangiolesqueº^5| resemblance, making use of sacrilegious languages to the ^|8effect defect^8| that he would ^|9challenge their hemosphores to exterminate them but he would^9| cannonise the b—y b—r's life out of him and lay him out contritely as ^|8soon smart^8| as the b—r had his b—y nightprayers said, ^|8three patrecknocksters and a couplet of ^|s+hellmerries hellmuirries ^|9(^|shtout est sacré pour un sacreur,º femme à barbe ou homme-nourrice^sh|)^9|,^s+|8| atº the same time^|9, so as to pluggwellº ^|shlet the blubbywail ghoats out of him,^sh|9| catching holst of an oblong bar he had and with which he usually broke furnitures he rose the stick at him. ^|9The boarder incident prerepeated itself.^{9| |8}They The pair^{8| |10}(whethertheywere Nippoluono engaging Wei-Lung Wei-Ling-Taonº or de Razzkias trying to reconnoistre the general Boukl Boukeleff, man may not say)º^10| struggled ^|8apairently^8| for some considerable time ^|9(the cradle rocking equally
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to one and oppositely from the other on its law of capture and recapture)^{9| |8}underº the All-Inº rules^8| around the booksafe, fighting like purple top and tipperuhry ^|5swede Swede^5|, ^|9as stuck as that catº to that mouse in that tube of that christchurch organ ^|a(didº the imirageº Girl Cloud of Girl Cloud Pensive floatº above them,º light young charm, in ribbons and pigtail?)^a|,º^9| and in the course of their tussle the tallerº man^|8, who had opened his bully bowl to beg,º^8| said to the ^|5other miner^5| who was carrying the worm ^|9(a handy term for the portable distillery which consisted of three vats, two jars and several bottles,º though we purposely say nothing of the stiff, both parties having an interest in the spirits)^9|:º

— Letº me go, ^|s+8Paudheen Pautheen^s+|8|!º I hardly knew ye.

Laterº on^|9, after the ^|asolstitial^a| pause for ^|arefleshment refleshmeant^a|,^9| the same manº (or a different and younger ham of the same himº) asked ^|5in the vermicular^5| with a very ^|8eggly oggly^8| chew-chin-grin as if he forgot somethingº:

— Wasº six ^|7victorios victolios^7| fifteen pigeon takee offa you, tell he me, ^|7strongfella stlongfella^7|, by pickypockyº ten to ^|7four foul^7| months behindaside?

Thereº ^|4was were^4| some further ^|7collidabanter and^7| severe tries to convert for the best part of an hour and now a ^|5wooden woden^5| affair in the shape of a webley ^|8|s+(we at once recognise our old friend Ned of so many illortemporate letters)^s+|8| fell from the intruserº who ^|9(^|shSecremented Serviour of the Divine Zeal!^sh|)º^{9| |5}thereupon whereupon^5| became friendly and^|9, saying not ^|errto tear his shirt his shirt to tearº^err|,^{9| |err}wanted to know to know wantedº^err|, ^|errlaying all joking and knobkerries aside
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joking and knobkerries all aside layingº^err|, if his ^|4chance change^4| companion,º who stuck still to his the invention of his strongbox ^|10withº a tenacity corrobberating their mutual tenitorial rights^10|, happened to have the loots change of a tenpound crickler about him at the moment, addling that,º hap so, he would pay him back the six vics odd, do you see, out of that for what was taken on the man of samples last Yuni or Yuly, do you follow me^|5, ^|s8major Capn^s8|5|? To this the other^|8, Billi with the Boule,^8| who had mummed and mauled up to that ^|9(for he was hesitency carried to excelcism)^9| rather amusedly replied:

— Woowooº would you be ^|5greatly grossly^5| surprised, Hill, to learn that, as it so happens, I honestly have not such a thing as the loo, as the least chance of a ten pound tinpanned crackler anywhere about me at the present mohomoment but I believe I can see my way, as you suggest, ^|9it being Yuletide or Yuddanfest and as it's mad nuts, son, for you
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when it's hatter's hares, mon, for me,^9| to advance you something like four and sevenpence between hopping and troppingº which you might just as well have^|9, boy baches,^9| to buy J. J. and S.º with. ^|8|s+

Thereº was a minute silence before memory's fire's rekindling and then.^{s+|8| |5}Heart alive!^5| Whwh atº very first wind of gaygayº and whiskwy,º 's wickº ears pricked up, the ^|4starving^4| gunman, strike him pink ^|8for a chip off the old flintº^8|, became strangely calm and forthright ^|9said sware by all ^|athe his^a| lards porsenal^{9| |8}that the thorntree of ^|~hell ^|s+Shiol Sheolº^s+|~| might ramify up his ^|~unread Sheofon^{~| |a}to the ^|~appointee lux apointlex^~|a| but^8| he would go good to him ^|5some day suntime^|8, marxº my word fortº ^|9(in the Nichtian glossery which purveys aprioric roots for aposteriorious tongues this is nat language at any sinse of the world and one might as fairly go and kish his sprogues as fail to certify whether the wartrophy eluded at some lives earlier was that somethink like a jug, to what, a coctable French hen or the portlifowlium of hastes and leisures, about to continue)^9|,º^{8|5| |s+8}and remarking remarxing^s+|8| inº languidoily, ^|s+8apparently seemingly^s+|8| much more highly pleased than tongue could tell at this opening of a lifetime and the foretaste of the ^|4Red Dun^4| Bank pearlmothers and the boy to wash down which he would feed to himself in the Ruadh Cow at Tallaght and then ^|5in into^5| the Good Woman at Ringsend and then after her ^|5in inat^5| Conway's Inn at Blackrock and, first to fall, cursed be all, where appetite would keenest be, ^|9funeral fare or fun fain real,º^{9| |5}at atte^5| Adam and Eve's in Quantity Street ^|9by the grace of gameº ^|shQueenº Tailte, her will^sh| and testament^9|:º

— Youº stunning little southdowner! I'd know you anywhere, Declaney, let me trucefullyº tell you,º ^|10in or out of the lexinctonº of life,º^10| and who the hell else, be your blanche patch ^|9on the boney part^9|!º Goalball I've struck this ^|9daylit dielate^{9| |v4}day of days night of nights^v4|, by golly! My hat, you have some ^|8bully ballyº^8| German grit, sundowner!

^|9⇒ Heº spud in his faust (axin): he toped the raw best (pardun):º he poked his pick (a tip is a tap): and he tucked his friend's leave.^{9| |9}With Andº with^9| that theº queer
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mixture exchanged the pax in anº embrace or poghue puxy as practised between brothers of the same breast, hillelulia, killelulia, ^|12allenalaw,^12| and^|8|x, ^|10having ratified ^|abefore the god of the day^a| their torgantruce which belittlers have schmallkalled the treatyng to cognac,^10| turning his fez ^|10menialstrait^10| in the
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direction of Moscaº, he first got rid of a few bitsmillersº ^|~& hurooshoos, and hurooshoos and^~|x|8| levanted off ^|10with tubular ^|s11jubalance jurbulance^s11| at a bull's run^10| over the assback bridge^|8, spittingº his teeths on roots,º^8| with the ^|9four and seven seven and four^9| in danegeld and ^|8his their^8| humoral hurlbat or other uncertain arti weapon of lignum vitae ^|9(but so evermore ^|12rhunamsant rhumanasant^12| of a toboggan poop)^9| picked up,º to keep some crowplucking appointment ^|10|awith some rival rialtorº^a| anywheres between Pearidge and the Littlehorn^10| while this poor delaneyº who ^|8he they^8| left along with the ^|10confederate^10| fender behindº and who^|10, albeitº ballsbluffed,^10| bore up wonderfully ^|4under wunder^4| all of it with a whole number of plumsized contusiums, plus alasalah bruised coccyx, all over him, reported the occurrenceº in the best way he could, ^|8to the flabbergaze of the whole lab,^8| givingº ^|10the Paddybanners^10| the military salute ^|9as for his exilicy's theº O'Daffy^9|, in justifiable hope that^|9, in ^|anobiloroman^a| review of the hugely sitisfactuary conclusium of their negotiations and the jugglemonkysh agripment ^|aunderivative deinderivative^a|,^9| some lotion or fomentation of poppyheads would be ^|10jennerously^10| exhibited to the parts,º at the nearest watchhouse onº Vicar Lane, ^|10the white ground of^10| his face all covered with ^|10diagonallyº redcrossed^10| nonfatal mammalian blood as proof positiveº of the seriousness of his character and that he was bleeding ^|9in self defience (stanch it!)^9| from the nostrils, lips, pavilion and palate, while some of his ^|9hitter's^{9| |7}hair hairs^7| had been pulled off his ^|9knut's^9| head by Colt though otherwise his allround health appeared to be middling along as it proved most fortunate that not one of the two hundred and six bones ^|6and five hundred and one muscles^6| in his corso was a whit the whorse for ^|8the her^8| whacking. ^|8Herwho?^8|

Nowthen, leaving clashing ash, brawn and muscle and brassmade to oust earthenbornº and ^|5rockcrystal to wreck isinglass but^{5| |7}coming wurming^7| along gradually ^|8|s+for our savings backtowards motherwaters and so many miles from B bank and Dublin stone ^|9(^|sholympiading^sh| even till the ^|sheleventh dynasty to reach that thuddysickend Hamlaugh^sh|)^9| and^s+|8| to the question of ^|5boney's^5| unlawfully obtaining a pierced paraflamme and ^|5claptrap^5| fireguard,º there crops out the still more salient point of the politish leanings and town pursuits of our forebeer, ^|9El Don De Dunelli ^|a(^|shmay his ship thicked stick
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in the bottol of the river and he all his crewsers stock locked in the burral of the seas^sh|!)^a|,^9| who,º when ^|5within the black of your ^|7nail toenail, sir,^7| of being^5| mistakenly ambushed ^|10by one of the uddahveddahsº^10| as and as close as made no matter^|7, mam,^7| to being ^|5revolvered kayoed^5| offhandº when the ^|5hyougono^5| heckler with the Peter the Painter wanted to hole him, was consistently practising the first of the primary ^|8|s+and imprescriptible^s+|8|
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liberties of the pacific subject by circulating ^|7(be British, boys, ^|8toº your bellybone^8| and ^|8give chuck^8| a chum a chance!)^7| alongst one of our umphrohibited ^|5semitary^5| thrufahrts, ^|7open to buggy and bike,^7| to walk, Wellington Park Road,º with the curb ^|9or ^|shquaker's quacknostrum^sh|9| under his auxter and his alpenstuck in his redhand, a highly commendable exercise, or, number two of our acta legitima plebeia, on the brink ^|7(beware to baulk a man at his will!)^7| of taking place upon a public seat, ^|7to what, ^|aunread bare^a| by Butt's, most easterly ^|9(but all goes west!)^9| of blackpool bridges, as a public protest and naturlikeviceº^7| without intent to annoy either, being ^|5praisegood thankfully for the ^|awrathbereaved^a| ringdove and the ^|afearstung^a| boaconstrictor and all the more^5| right jollywell pleased, which he was, at having other people's weather.

But to return to the Atlanticº ^|8|+and ^|aPhenicia Phenitia^a| Proper^+|8|. As if that were not to be enough for anyone but little headway, if any, was made in solvingº the wasnottobe crime conundrumº when a child of Maam, Festy King, ^|9of a family long and honourably associated with the tar and feather industries,^9| who gave an address in old plomauschº Mayo of the Saxons, in the heart of a foulfamed ^|7poteen potheen^7| district, was subsequently ^|7brought haled^7| up ^|5at the Old Bailey^5| on the calends of Marsº under an ^|s+8improperly incompatibly^s+|8| framed indictment of both the counts ^|8|9|x(from ^|aboth each^a| equinoxious points of view, the one fellow's fetch being the other follow's person)^x|9|,º that is to see, flying cushats out of his ^|~overalls ouveralls^~| and making fesses at ^|~with immodst^~| his forces ^|~in on^~| the field^8|. ^|8Oyeh! Oyeh!^8| When the prisoner, soaked in methylated, appeared in dry dock, ^|9appatently ^|shambrosiaurealised^{sh| |a}likeº ^|shKersse's Korduroy Karikature^sh|a|,^9| wearing ^|12(besides stains, rents and patches)º^12| his fight shirt, ^|8(++straw braces,^++)8| souwester and a policeman's cr crr corkscrew ^|5trowsers trowswers^5| all out of the trueº (as he had purposely torn up all his cymtrymanx ^|s+8clothes bespokes^s+| in the mamertime^8|), deposing for
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his exutionº ^|10with all the fluors of sparse^10| in the royal Irish vocabularlyº how the whole ^|8padderjagmartin ⁽⁺⁺tripiezite^++)8| suet ^|10and all the sulfeit of copperas^10| had fallen off him ^|10quatz^10| unaccountably ^|10like the cr chrystalisations of Alum on Even^10| while he was trying for to stick fire to himcell ^|9(^|shin feacht he was dripping as he found upon stripping for a pipkin of maltº as he feared the coold raine^sh|)^9|, itº was attempted by the crown ^|9(^|shP.C. Robort^sh|)^9| to show that King, ^|8|~alias elois^~| Crowbar^|9, ^|aonce^a| known as ^|shMeleky^sh|,^9|8| impersonating a climbing boy, rubbed ^|8some pixes of^8| any luvial ^|9mud peatsmoor^9| on to o'er his face^|9, plucks and pussas,^9| with a clanetourf as the best means of disguising himself and was atº the ^|5middlewhite^5| fair in Mudford of a Thoorsday^|9, feishts of Peeler and ^|errPolee Poleº^err|,^9| under the ^|s+8an the^s+|8| illassumed ^|s+8name names^s+|8| of Tykingfest ^|8and Rabworc^8| pickedº ^|8by him and Anthony^8| outº of a tellafun book, ellegedlyº with a ^|5pedigrueº^5| pig ^|4(unlicensed)^4| and a hyacinth around halftime twixt dusk and dawn. ^|8|+They were on that sea ^|9|shby the plain of Ir^sh|9| nine hundred and ninetynine years and they never cried crack
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or ceased from regular ^|sablank paddlewicking^sa| till that they landed their two and a trifling selves^|9, amadst camel and ass, greybeard and suckling, priest and pauper, ^|amatron marmatronº^a| and merrymeg,^9| into the meddle of the mudstorm.^+|8| The gathering, convened ^|5by the Irish Angricultural and Prepostoral Ouraganisationsº^5| to help the Irish muck to look his brother dane in the face,º and attended^|8, thanks to Larry,º^8| by large numbers ^|8|s+ofº christies and jews'º totems^s+|8|, tospite of the deluge, was distinctly of a scattery kind when the ^|5animal ballybricken^{5| |8|+}he could get no good of^|9, after cockofthewalking through a few fancyfought mains,º^9|+|8| ate some of the ^|4doorway doorweg^4|, ^|7King the ^|apiky pikey^a|7| later selling the gentleman ratepayer because she^|8, Francie's sister, that is ^|~to say^~|,º^8| ate a whole side of herº ^|5(the animal's)^5| sty,º Qui Sta Troia, in order to pay off^|8, hiss or lick,^8| six doubloons fifteen arrears of his, the villain's not the rumbler's,º rent.

^|8|+⇒^+|8| Remarkable evidence was given, anon, by an eye, ear, nose and throat witness, ^|8|s+whom ^|saWesleyan^sa| chapelgoers suspected of being a plainclothesº priest,^s+|8| W— P—,º ^|7|aof situate at^a| Nullnull, Medical Square,^7| who^|5, upon takin letting down his rice and ^|apeagreen peacegreen^a| coverdisk ^|8|s+and having been sullenly cautioned against yawning while
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being grilled^s+|8|,^5| smiledº ^|10(he had had ^|aa^a| onebumper at parting from Mrs Molroe in the morning)^10| and stated to his eliciter ^|5underº his morse mustaccents ^|8(gobbless!)^8|5| thatº ^|7heº slept with a bonafides and that he would be ^|asleeping doorbringingº^a| there that night and how^7| he was pleasedº to remember the filth of November^|5, hatinaringº, rowdy O,^5| which^|5|+, with the jiboulees of ^|aMarch ^|bJune Juno^{b|a| |8}and the dates of ould lanxiety^8|,^+|5| was going, please the Rainmaker, to ^|~8decemb into decembs within^~|8| the ephemerides of profane history^|9, all one with Tournay, Yetstoslay and Temorah,^9| and thatº one thing which would ^|8particularly pigstickularly^8| strike a person of such sorely tried observational powers as Sam, him and Moffattº^|9, though ^|shtheirs not to reason why^sh|,^9| the striking thing about it was that he was patrified to see, hear, taste and smellº on Struggle Streetº as his time of night howº Hyacinth O'Donnell, B.A.,º ^|4a mixer described in the calendar as a mixer and wordpainterº^4|, with part of a ^|+5dungfork sivispacem (Gaeltact for dungfork)^+|5| on the fair green ^|5at ^|7the hour of^7| twentyfourº o'clock^5| sought ^|9(^|shthe bullycassidy of ^|ahim the friedhoffer^a|sh|!)^9| to sack, sock, stab and slaughter singlehanded another two of the old kings, ^|5Gush Gashº^5| MacGaleº and Roaring O'Crian, ^|5Jr,º^5| both ^|5changelings^|7, ^|8unlocalised unlucalised^8|,^7|5| of no address and in noncommunicables, between him and whom ^|5ever since ^|awallops^a| before the Mise of Lewesº^5| bad blood existed on the ground of ^|9the boer's^9| trespass on the bullº ^|5or because he firstparted his ^|apolarbeeber^a| hair in twowaysº^{5| |8}or because they were creepfoxed ^|aand grossuppers andt grousuppers^a| over a nippy in a novelettaº^8| or because they could not say meace ^|8(mute and daft!º)^8|, meatheº. The ^|s+8litigants lifigantsº^s+|8|, he said, local ^|8kingsmen congsmen^8| and donalds, ^|9|shkings of ^|athe^a| arans and ^|athe^a| dalkeys, kings of mud and tory, even the goat king of ^|saKilborgan Killorglin^sa|,^sh|9| wereº egged on by their
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supporters in the shape of bitterwomenº ^|8|+with bowstrung hair of Carrothagenuine ruddinessº^+|8| waving scarlet crimson petties and ^|8shouting screaming^{8| |9}like stuck kruegersº^{9| |5}from Isod's towertop^5|.

Thereº were cries from the thicksets in court and from the macdublins on the bohernabreenaº of: Mind Messer,º the banº from Banagher, Mick, sir! Prodooce O'Donner. A Bu! ^|9|shExhibit his relics!^sh|º Use the tongue mor! Give lip less!^9|

Butº it oozed out in ^|8Deadman'sº Dark Scenery Courtº through^8| crossexanimation of the casehardened ^|5testies testis^{5| |8}vide lsd^8| that when and where that knife of knifes the threepartiedº ambushº was laid (roughly ^|8speaking spouting^8| around ^|6halftime halfhours^6| 'twixtº dawn an dusk in dawn^|5|+,
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by Waterhose's^|6,º ^|aMiddle Meddle^a| Europeic ^|7Time ^|8Tune ^|s+missing Time^s+|8|7|,^6|+|5| near ^|5Stop and Thinkº,^{5| |6}the high chief of evervirens and^6| only abfalltree in ^|4(+auld^+)4| the land) there was not as much light from the widowed moon as would dim a child's altar. And a new complexion was put on the matter when to the ^|4The mixer, accordingly, was bluntly broached^|9, and ^|shin the best basel^sh| to boot,^9| as to whether he was one of those ^|alucky cocks^a| for whom the audible-visible-gnosible-edible world existed. That he was only too ^|9|shcognitively conatively cogitabundantly^sh|9| sure of it ^|5|afor because^|b, living, loving, breathing and sleeping ^|s6toneformcolour ^|7tonemassformcolour morphomelosophopancreatesº^7|s6|, as he most significantly did,º^{b|a| |a}when ^|s6everywhen wheneveryº^s6|a| he thought he heard he saw he felt he made a bell clipperclipperclipperclipper^5|.^4| Whether he was ^|5practically^5| sure ^|4too^4| of his ^|8names lugs and truiesº^8| in this king and ^|5countryman blousymanº^5| businessº? That he was ^|5particularly pediculously^5| so. ^|7Certified? As cad could be.^{7| |9}Be lying?º Be the lonee I will.^9| It was ^|5Morbus^5| O'Somebodyº? ^|4Quite A'quiteº^4|. ^|9Szerday's sonº? A satyr in ^|awedding weddens^a|.^9| And how did ^|7he the greeneyed mister^7| arrive at the B.A.?º That it wasº like his poll. A crossgrained ^|4person trapper^4| with ^|5murty^5| odd ^|7eyes oogs^7|, ^|5projecting ^|s+8awlpierced awlforatedº^{s+|8|5| |7}ears ares^7|, inquiline ^|7nose nase^7| and a twitcherousº ^|7mouth mouph^7|? He would be. ^|9Who could bit you att to a tenyerdfuul when aastalled? Ballera jobbera. Some majar bore too? Iguines.^{9| |5|+}And with a stopper head, bottle shoulders, a barrel ^|s+8belly bauck^s+|8| andº tumblerous legs^|7, redipnominated Helmingham Erchenwyne Rutter Egbert Crumwall Odin Maximus Esme Saxon Esa Vercingetorix Ethelwulf Rupprecht Ydwalloº Bentley Osmund Dysart Yggl Y Yggdrasselmann^7|? ^|8Holy Saint Eiffel,^{8| |8}The the^8| very ^|7man ^|~8fellow phoenix^~|8|7|!^{+|5| |10}It was Chudley Magnall once more between the deffodates and the dumb scene? The two childspies was preesing him auza de Vologneº but the renting of his rock was from the three wicked Vuncouverers.º ^|aForests bent down awhits, arthou sure? Yubete, Cumhilumº comes!^{a|10| |8|x}One of the oxmen's thingabossers^|~, hvad^~|? Wirrgeling and boeuffickly bucephull.º ^|9And had he been refresqued by the founts of bounty playing there—is—a—grain—alelandº in Long's gourgling barral? A loss of lordedwardº and a lack of sirphilip a surgeonedº showeradown could suck more gargling bubbles out of the five lamps in Portterand's praise.º^9| Wheathear Wheataured, however, and with fallen ^|~mamares? mammaries?º^~| As whouseº wouldn't, laving his leaftime in Blackpool.^x| Bottº, of course, he could call himself Tem tooº if he
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had time to? You butt he could anytom. ^|9When he pleased? Win and
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place.^9| A stoker ^|~with a temptation for evesdrippings temptated by evesdripping^~| againstº the driver who ^|~is was^~| a witness as well? Sacred ^|~an_unread avatar^~|, how the devil did they guess it!º ^|a|~Between the two dreamios in the dromio? The Two dreamyums in one dromium?^~| Yes^|~, and no error^~|.^{a| |x|~}Looking as like as two And both as like as a duel^~| of lentils? Peacisely.^x| So he was pelted out ^|~with shooting stars of the^{~| |x}coram populoº^x|, was he? ^|~By the Koran Be the powers that be^~|, thatº he was.^{8| |9|sh}The prince in principel should not expose his person? Macchevuole!^{sh|9| |5}Rooskayman^|7, kameradº^7|? Sooner Gallwegian he would say.^5| Not unintoxicated, fair witness? Drunk as a fishup. ^|9Askt to whether she minded whither he smuked? Not if he barkst into phlegms. Anent his ajacciulationsº ^|ato his Crosscann Lorne^a|, cossaº? It was corso ^|aand in^a| cursu on coarser again.^{9| |5}The gracious miss was ^|10no we not^10| doubt sensible how ^|10he yellowatty on the forx^10| was altered? That she ^|8generally esually^8| was^|10, O'Dowd me nut^10|!º^{5| |5}As to his religion, if any? It was the see-you-Sundayº sort. ^|a|bExactly what he^|8, Sour Harry,º^8| meant by a pederast prig? ^|8Just Bejacob's goat, justº^8| a ^|+gentleman gent^+| who prayed his lent.^b| And ^|7whether ^|s+8of if^{s+|8|7| |b}the thisº middleclassed^b| portavorous was a usefulº beast? ^|7About Bynight^7| as useful as a vomit to a ^|+poor shorn^+| man.^{a|5| |9}If he had ragnarisedº dtheir gcourts marsheyls? Dthat nday in ndays he had. Lindendelly, coke or skillies,º spell me gart without a gate? Harlyadrope.^9| The grazing rights ^|5(Mrs Magistra Martinetteº)^{5| |8}missing^8| expired with the expiry of the goat's sire, if they were not mistaken? That he ^|+5could not exactly exactly could not^+|5| tell the ^|4worships worshipfuls^4| but his ^|7mother mother-in-waders^7| had the ^|7receipt recipis^7| for the price of the coffin and ^|7she that he was there to tell them that ^|8missing^{8| |a}she herself^a| was the velocipede that^7| could tell them ^|7kitcat^7|. ^|10A maundarin tongue in a pounderin jowl? Father ourder about the mathers of prenanciation. Distributary endings? And we recommends.^{10| |4}Quare ^|ahircus? hircum?^a| No answer. Unde gentium fe …? No ah.^{4| |10}Are you not danzzling on the age of a vulcano? Siar, I am deed. ^|aAnd how olld of him? He was intendant to study pulu. Which was meant in a shirt of ^|bthree two^b| shifts ^|bogham macoghamade^b| or up Finn'sº threehatted ladder? That a head in thighs under a bush ^|bat the sunface^b| would bait a serpent ^|bto a millrace^b| through the heather. Arm bird colour defdum ethnic fort perhapsº? Sure and glomsk handy jotalpheson as well. Hokey jasons, then, in a pigeegeeses? On a pontiff's order as ture as there's ^|sban^sb| ital on atac.^a| As a gololy bit to joss? Leally and tululy. Butº why this hankowchaff and
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whence the this second tone, son-yet-sun?º He had the cowtaw in his buxers,º flay of face. ^|aSo this that Solasistras, setting odds evens at defiance, took the laud from Labouriter? What displaced Tob, Dilke and Halley, not been greatly in love with the game.^{a|10| |4|+5}As And^|7, changing the venders ^|9fromº the king's head to the ^|shrepublican's arms^sh|9|,^7| asº^+|5| to the ^|7pugnacities evinced pugnaxities evinxed ^|10from flagfall to antepost^10|7| during the ^|7affray effrays ^|around fatherthyme's beckside and the regents in the plantsown raining^|8, with the skiddystars and the morkernwindup,^8|a|7| how they appealed to him ^|athen^a|? That it was wildfires ^|anight^{a| |7}on all the bettygallaghers^7|, Mickmichael'sº soords shrieking shrecks
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through the wilkinses and Neckanicholas'º toastingforks pricking prongs the up the tunnybladders.^{4| |5|s+}Let there be fight? And there was. Foght.º^{s+|5| |8}On the site of the Angel's, you said? Guiney'sº Gap, ^|aI say he said^a|, between what they said and the ^|~pussies pussykitties^~|. In the middle of the garth, then? That they mustn't touchº it.^{8| |5|a}They were The devoted couple was or were^a| only two ^|7disappainted^7| solicitresses on the job of the unfortunate class ^|7on Saturn's mountain fort^7|? That was about it^|7., jah!^{7| |8|+}And Camellus then said to Gemellus: I should know you? ^|aPerfectly. Parfaitly.^a| And Gemellus then said to Camellus: Yes, your brother? ^|aAbsolutely. Obsolutely.^a|+|8| And if it was all about that^|7, egregious sir^7|? About that and the other.^{5| |8|x|~}About the whole in the all? If he was not alluding to the whole in the wall?^{~| |~}That and the whole in the woman. That he was when he was not eluding from the whole of the woman.^~|x|8| Briefly, how ^|4it ^|7it all such beginall^7| finally^4| struck him now? Like the crack that bruck the benkº at in Multifarnham. ^|4Whether he ^|5knew fell in with^5| what ^|5they theyº^5| meant? Thatº he suppoxed he did. ^|9|shThos Thoris, Thomar's Thom? The rudacist rotter in Roebuckdom.^{sh| |sh}Surtopical^sh|? And ^|shsubhuman^sh|.^9| If it was ^|7a, in yappanoise language, ach^7| bad clap? ^|4Ao! Oo!^{4| |7}Bloody awful? ^|8Cursed bloody awful? Caught offal mist?º^8|7| Shocking!º ^|7Whura­whora­scorta­strumpa­porna­blank­strippuck­puttanach ⁽⁺⁺⁸Whura­whora­scorta­strumpa­pornanenny­kock­sapastippa­tappa­tupperstrippuckputtanach Blady­ugh­foul­moeck­lenburg­whura­whora­scorta­strumpa­pornanenny­kock­sapastippa­tappa­tupperstrippuck­puttanach^++)8|7|, eh?^{4| |8}Ah! ^|aSuch as turly pearced our really's? Thatº he might, that he might never, that he might never that night, treely and rurally!º^a| Augs and ohrs with Rhian O'Kehley,º to put it tertianly^|a, we wrong^a|?^8| You have it ⁽⁺⁺⁸all right alright^++)8|.º

^|10Meirdreach an Oincuish!^10|

Butº a new complexion was put upon the matter when to the perplexedlyº uncondemnatory bench ^|8|+missing (whereon punic judgeship f strove with penal law)^+|8| the ^|5first senior^5|
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king of all, Pegger Festy, as soon as the outer layer of stucckomuck had been removed at the request of a few live jurors, declared, in a loudburst of poesyº through his Brythonic interpreter on his oath, ^|10mhuith b peisth mhuiseasº fearra bheura muirre hriosmas,^10| whereas take notice be the relics of the bones of the bouchal storybouchalº that was ate by the sow be Cliopatrick (the sow) ^|8|s+princess of parked porkers^s+|8|, afore God and all their honours ^|4and king's commons^4| that^|9, what he would ^|shswear to the Tierney of Dundalgan or any other Tierney,^{sh|9| |5}if yif^5| live ^|4thurkeys thurkells^{4| |5}followed folloged^5| him about sure that was no ^|4theft steal^4| and that^|8, neverthelessº what was deposited from that eyebold earbig noseknaving gutthroat,^8| he did not fire a stone either before or after he was born down ^|4and up^4| to that time. And^|8|+, incidentalising that they might talk about Markarthy or they might walk to Baalastartey or ^|athey might^a| join the nabour party and come on to Porterfeud,º^+|8| this the sockdologer had the neck to endorse with the head bowed on him over his outturned noreaster by protesting to to his lipreaders with a justbeencleaned barefacedness, abeam of ^|4moonlight soap moonlight's hope^4|, in the same trelawney what he would impart^|4, pleas bench,^4| to ^|9the Llwyd^{9| |9}Jesus Josasº^9| and the gentlemen in Jury's ^|8and the four of Masterers^|a,
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whoº al had been all those ^|~yawns waiting yarns yearning^~| for that good one about why he left Dublin,^a|8| that^|9, ^|shamreeta beaker^sh| coddling doom, ^|aas^a| an Inishman was as goodsº as any cantonnatal, ^|10if he was to parish by the market steak befareº the dorming of the mawnº^10|9| heº ^|7might skuld^7| never ask to see sight or light of this world or ^|4the other world or^4| any ^|7other either^7| world ^|8|+ofº Tyre-nan-Og^+|8|, as true as he was there in that jackabox that minute, if ever he up or lave a hand or ^|7wield or^7| wind ^|7(no thanks t'yous!)^7| the inexousthausthible wassailhorn ^|7|aof iskybaush^{a| |a}to up t_unreadt totº^a| the hailth ^|aand up^a| the wailth of the ^|aendknown^a| abgod of the fire of the moving way of the hawks^7| with ^|+7his heroes our hairoesº^+|7| in Warhorror,º if ever ^|4in all his exchequered career^4| he up or lave a ^|4hand chancery handº^4| to take or throw the sign of a mortal stick or stone at at man, yoelamb or salvation army either before or after being puptised down to that most holy and everº blessed hour. Awham.º

Hereupon Here,º upon the halfkneed ^|4kithogue castleknocker's^4| attempting kithoguishly ^|8(in his excitement ^|~he the laddo^~| hadº
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broken ^|ainto ^|~through to exthro^~|a| Castilian into which the whole audience ^|~follahed perseguired and pursuited^~| him ^|~ollah podridah olla podrida^~|)º^8| to ^|5lilt his ^|7holymess the paws^7| and^5| make the sign of the Roman Godhelic faix ^|8(xaroshieº, zdrst!)^8|, outbrokeº much ^|7laughters yellauc yellachters^{7| |5}from the ^|9owners in theº^9| heall^{5| |4}(Ha!)^4| in which, under the mollification of methaglin, the ^|4testifier testifighter^4| reluctingly^|5, but ^|7with^7| ever so ladylike ^|7indecorum^7|,^5| joined. ^|4(Ha! Ha!)º^4|

The hilariohoot of Pegger's Windup con cumjostledº ^|4so as^4| neatly with the tristitone of the Wetº Pinter's as were they^|4, ^|ahic isce^a| et ille,º^4| equals of opposites, evolved by a ^|4|asame onesame^a|4| power of nature or of spirit, iste, as the sole condition and means of its himundher manifestation and polarised for reunion by the symphysis of their antipathies. Distinctly different were their ^|4destinies duadestiniesº^4|.

Whereasº the maidies of the bar ^|7|10(a pairless trentene, a lunarised score)^10|, whenº the eranthus myrrmyrred Show'm the Posed,º^7| fluttered and flattered around the willingly pressed, ^|10nominating him for the swiney prize,^10| complimenting him^|10, the captivating youth,^10| on his having all his senses about him, ^|4stinking stincking^{4| |7}hyacinths thyacinths^7| through his curls ^|7(O feen! O ^|adears deur deur^a|!)^7| and bringing busses to his cheeks^|5, their masculine ^|aIrish rose Oirisher Rose^{a| |7}(his neece cleur!)^7|,^5| and legando round his nice new neck for him and pizzicagnoling his woollywags,º ^|8|awith their dindy dandy sugar de candy,º^{a| |9|a}cuddlemechree couriermechree^a| me postheen flown,º^9| to believeº them of all his untiring young dames ^|aand send themº treats ^|~in their times^~|a|, ^|aYmen,º^a|8| it was not unobserved of those presents, their worships, how, of one among all, ^|9her deputised to defeme him by the Lunar Sisters' Celibacy Club,^{9| |8}a lovelooking leapgirl, all all alonely,^{8| |4}Gemma^4| Gentiaº , ge of the Makegiddyculling Reeks, he, wan and pale in his unmixed admiration, seemed blindly, mutely, tastelessly, tactlessly innamorate,º with heruponhim in shining aminglement, the ^|4shay shaym^4| of his hisnº shifting into the shimmering of her hersº ^|8|x(youthsy, beautsy, ^|~Hee's hee's^~| her chap and shey'll tell
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memmas when she gays whom)º^x|8| till the wild wishwish of her sheeshea melted moistº musically mid the dark deepdeep of his shayshaun.

And whereas distracted (for was not just this that in effect which had just caused that the effect of that which it hadº caused to occur?) the four justicers laid their wigs together,º Untius, Muncius, Punchus and Pylax,º but could do no worse than promulgate
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^|4the their^4| standing verdict of Nolans Brumans whereonafterº King, having murdered all the English he knew, ^|9picked out his pockets and^9| left the tribunal scotfree, trailing his ^|9|shTommeylommey's^{sh|9| |4}coat tunic^4| in his hurry and, thereinunder proudly showing off the blink ^|errpatch pitchº^err| to his britgits ^|5to prove himself ^|7(an't plase yous!)^7| a ^|7real gentleman rael genteel^7|5|. To the Switz bobbyguard's curial but courtlike: Commodore valley O hairy, Arthre jennyrosy?,º the firewaterloover returted with such a vinesmelling fortytudor ages rawdownhams tanyouhide ^|5as would ^|errturnº^err| the latten stomach even of ^|7an a tumass^7| equinous ^|9(^|shwe were prepared for the chap's clap cap, the accent, but, took us as, by,º surprise and now we're geshing it like gush gash from a burner^sh|!)^9| so^5| that all the twofromthirty advocatesses within echo, pulling up their briefs^|7, at the krigkry Shun the Punman!,º^7| safely and soundly soccered ^|5him that fenemine Parish Poser (howº dare he?!)^5| umprumptu rightoway hames^|5, much to his thanks, gratiasagam, to all the wrong donatricesº ^|a(for like your true ^|7venison lover venuson Esau^7| he was ^|7as timid dovetimid^7| as the dears at Bottome)^a|,º^5| toº biss Drinkbottle'sº Dingy Dwellings ^|7|+(toegang)º^+|7| where he shat in (zoo) likeº the muddy goalbirdº who he was (dun), ^|7the chassetitties belles^7| conclaiming^|5: ^|8You and your gift of your gaft of^{8| |8}Your your^8| garbageº abaht our ^|+7father ^|8|~farver Farvver^~|8|+|7|! andº^5| gaingridando: Hon! Verg! Nau! Putor! Skam! Schams! Shames!

And so it all ended. ^|10Artha kama dharma moksa. Ask Kavya for the kay.^10| And so everybody heard their ^|7complaint plaint^7| and all listened to their plause. ^|9The letter! The ^|aletter litter^a|! ^|aAnd the soother the ^|bbitterer bitther^b|!^a| Of eyebrow pencilled, by ^|alipstick lipstipple^a| penned. ^|aBorrowing a word andº begging the question and stealing tinder andº ^|bslopping slipping^b| like soap. From ^|bdark^{b| |err}Rasa Rosaº^err| Lane a sigh and a weep, from Lesbia Looshe the beam in her eye, from lone Coogan Barry his arrow of song, from Sean Kelly's ^|banagram anagrim^b| a blush at the name, from I am the Sullivan that trumpeting tramp, from Suffering Dufferin the sit of her style, from Kathleen May Vernon her mebbeº for fair efforts, from Fillthepot Curran his scotchlove machreether, from hymn Opº 2 Phil Adolphos the weary O, the leery, O, S from Samyouwill Leaver or Damyouwell Lover that jollyº old molly bit or that bored saunter by, from Timm Finn again's weak^|b, tribes,º^b| loss of strength to his sowheel, from the wedding
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on the greene, agirlies, the gretnass of joyboys, from Pat Mullen, Tom Mallon, Dan ^|bMellon Meldon^b|, Don Maldon a slickstick picnic made in Moate by Muldoons. ^|sbThe solid man saved by his sillied woman.^sb| Crackajolking away like a hearse on fire. ^|bThe elm that whimpers
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at the top told the stone that moans when stricken.^{b|a|9| |4}The wind Wind^4| broke it. ^|4The wave Wave^4| bore it. ^|4The reed Reed^4| wrote ^|4of^4| it. ^|4The post ^|5Sayce Syce^5|4| ran with it. ^|4Hand tore it and wild went war. Hen trieved it and plight pledged peace. ^|aIt was folded with cunning, sealed with crime, uptied by a harlot, undone by a child. It was life but was it fair? It was free but was it art?^a|4| The old hunks on the hill heard read it ⁽⁺⁴at lecture to perlection^+)4|. It made ma ^|4make^4| merry and ^|4missy sissy so^4| shy and rubbed some shine off Shem and put some shame into Shaun. ^|9Yet Una and Ita spell famine with drought and Agrippa, the propastored, spillsº tripulations in his threen threne. ^|aAh, furchte fruchte, timid Danaides! ^|bEna milo melomouº, frai is frau and swee is too, swee is two when swoo is free,º ^|cwoo is you ah ana mala^c| woe is ^|cme we^c|!^b| A pair of sycopanties with amygdaleine eyes, one old obster lumpky pumpkin and three meddlars on their slies.^a|9| And that was how^|4, from sin from framm sin fromm son,^4| acity arose, finfin funfun, asittingº arowsº. Now tell me, tell me, tell me then!

What was it?

A..........!º

?......... O!º —

So there you are now there they were,º when all was over again, the four ^|7of with^7| them, ^|4sitting setting^4| around ^|5in upin^5| their judges' chambers, ^|5in the muniment room ^|7ofº their marshalsea^7|,^5| under the auspicesº of Lally, around their old traditional ^|5unread^{5| |5}table tables^5| of the law ^|5like somany solansº^5| to talk it over ^|5allagain allthesameagainº^5|. Well and druly dry. Suffering law the dring. Accourting to ^|5the king's^5| evelyns. So help her goat and kiss the bouc. Festives and highajinks and jintyaun ^|7and her beetyrossy bettydoaty bettydoaty^7| and not to forget now a'duna o'darnel. The four of them and thank court now there were no more of them. So pass the push,º for port' sakeº. Be it soon. Ah ho! And do you rememberº ^|5Singabob,^5| the ^|5father badfather,º^5| the same, ^|5|aold the great^a| Howdoyoucallem, ^|aand his old nickname, ^|bDirty Daddy Pantaloons,º^b|a|5| in his monopoleums, behind the war of the two roses, ^|5with Michael Victory^|7, the sheemen's preester,^7|5| before
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he caught his paper dispillsation from the poke, old ^|5Minace and^5| Minster York? Do I mind? I mind the gush off the mon like ^|aBallybuck Ballybock^a| manure works on a ^|7windy tradewinds^7| day. And the O'Moyly gracies and the O'Briny rossies chaffing him bluchface and playing him pranks. How do you doº todo, Mi North Mister? Get into my way! Ah dearome forsailorsheº! ^|5Gone over the bays! ^|aWhen ginabawdy meadabawdy!^a|5| Yerra, why would sheº heed that old gasometer with his hooping coppin and his dyinboosycough and all the birds of the southside after her, Minxy Cunningham, ^|7their dear divorcee darling,^7| jimmies and jonnies,º to be her jo? ^|9Hold hard. ^|shThere's three other corners to our isle's cork float.^sh|9| Sure, 'tis well I ^|7recollect can telesmell^7| him,º H₂CE₃ that would take a township's breath away! Gob and I nose him too asº well as I do meself, heaving up the Kay Wall by the 32 to 11º with his limelooking horsebags ^|4full of
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sesameseed^4|, the Whiteside Kaffir, and ^|4his ^|7seaman's sayman's^7| effluvium and^4| his w scentpainted voice, puffing out his ^|7thundering big^7| brown cabbage! ^|5Pa!^{5| |4}Thaw Thawt^4| I'm ^|6(+glad^+)6| a gull for his pawsdeen fiunn! ^|4Gomorro Goborro^4|, ^|7ses sez^7| he, Lankyshiesº! ^|4Bugger Gobugga^4| ye, ^|7ses sez^7| I,º O breezes ^|7west ^|~blank^~|7|! I sniffed that lad long before anyone. Itº was when I was in my ^|7grandfather farfather ^|aout at the west^a|7| and she and myself^|7, the redheaded girl,^7| firstnightersº down Sycomore Lane. Fine feelplay we had of it ^|4and mid^4| the ^|7bluebells ^|akissabeds kissabetts^a|7| frisking in the ^|4lovedew ^|7cool kool kurkle^7| dusk of theº lushiness^4|. My perfume of the pampas, says she ^|4(meaning me)^4|, puttingº out her netherlights, I'dº sooner one ^|7precious^7| sip ^|7to at^7| yourº ^|7pure^7| mountain dew than enrich my acquaintance with that big brewer's belch.

^|5And now a drink is shorter than a story.º^5| And so they went on, ^|5the fourbottle men,^{5| |7}the analists,^7| unquam and nunquamº and ^|5lager and colic lunquamº again^5|, ^|8their anschluss,º^8| about the her whosebefore and his wheresafterº and ^|5how she was lost away ^|aaway^a| in the fern andº how he was founded deap on deep in anearº ^|aand the rustlings and the twitterings and the raspings and the snappings and the sighings and the pantings and the ukukukingsº and the (hist!) the springapartings and the ^|7(pist!) (hast!)^7| the bybyscuttlings and^a|5| all the scandalmunkers and the ^|5poor ^|ap_unread pure^a|5| craigs that used to be (up) that time living and lying and rating and riding round Nunsbelly Square. And all the ^|4birds buds^4| in the bush. ^|5And the laughing
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jackass.^5| Harik! Harik! Harik! The rose is white in the darik! And sunfella'sº nose has got rhinoceritis from haunting the ⁽⁺⁴deers roes^+)4| in the parik! ^|10So all rogues lean to rhyme.^10| And contradrinking themselves ^|5|+|aabout ^|7|aLilly Lillytrilly law pon hilly^a| and^{7| |b}Mrs Niall of the Nine Corsages and^b| the old markiss^|7, theirº besterfar,^7| and^|b, arrah,^b| sure there was never a marcus ^|bat all at all^b| among the manlies,º and ^|bpoor dear^b| sir armouryº, queer sir rumoury,º and the old house by the ^|bchapelizod churpelizodº and all the goings on ^|7so very wrong^7| long before when they were ^|cgoing^c| on retreat ^|c|7inº the old ^|agammeldays gammeldags^a|7|, the four of them,^c| in Milton's Park under lovely Father Whisperer ^|cand making ^|dhis her^d| love with his stuffstuff ^|7in the languish of flowers^7| and feeling to find was she mushymushy^|7, ^|8and wasn't that very both of them, the ^|~saucisisters saucicissters,^~|8| a drahereen o machree!º,^7|c| and ^|7(peep!)^{7| |c}making meeting^c| waters ^|7most improper (peepette!)^{7| |7}round ballround^7| the garden, trickle trickle trickle triss, please, ^|cmamma miman^c|, may I go flirting?º farmer'sº gone with a groom^b|,º^a| how they used her, mused her, licksed her and cuddled^+|5|. ^|+5A I^+|5| differ with ye! Are you sure of yourself now?º You're a liar, excuse me! I will not and you're another! And Lully holding ⁽⁺⁴the their^+)4| breach of theº peace for them. ⁽⁺⁴Poor Pool^+)4| loll ^|7Lully Lolly^7|! To give and to take! And to forgoº the ^|4past pasht^4|! ^|5|+And all will be forgotten!^+|5| Ah ho! It was too too bad to be falling out about her kindness pet and the shape of ^|4ourang's ooooooooourang'sº^4| time. Well, all right, ^|7Lally Lelly^7|. And shakeahand. And schenkusmore. For Craig sake. Be it suck.