FINNEGANS WAKE

Editions

Faber and Faber (London: 1939)

First edition, first printing (details)

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Shem is as short for Shemus as Jem is joky for Jacob. A few toughnecks are still getatable who pretend that aboriginally he was of respectable stemming (he was an outlex between the lines of Ragonar Blaubarb and Horrild Hairwireº and an inlaw to Capt. the Hon. and Rev. Mr Bbyrdwood de Trop Bloggº was among his most distant connections) but every honest to goodness man in the land of the space of today knows that his back life will not stand being written about in black and white. Putting truth and untruth together a shot may be made at what this hybrid actually was like to look at.

Shem's bodily getup, it seems, includedº an adze of a skull, an eightº of a larkseye, the whoelº of a nose, one numb arm up a sleeve, fortytwo hairs off his uncrown, eighteen to his mock lip, a trio of barbels from his megageg chin (sowman's son)º, the wrong shoulder higher than the right, all ears, an artificial tongue with a natural curl, not a foot to stand on, a handful of thumbs, a blind stomach, a deaf heart, a loose liver, two fifths of two buttocks, one gleetsteen avoirdupoider for him, a manroot of all evil, a salmonkelt's thinskin, eelsblood in his cold toes, a bladder tristended,º so much so that young Master Shemmy on his very first debouch at the very dawn of protohistory seeing himself such and such, when playing with thistlewords in their garden nurseryº, Griefotrofioº, at Phig Streat 111, Shuvlin, Old Hoeland, (would we go back there now for sounds, pillings and
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sense? would we now for annas and annas? Wouldº we for fullscore eight and a liretta? for twelve blocks one bob? for four testers one groat? not for a dinar!º not for jo!)º dictited to ofº all his little brothron and sweestureens the first riddle of the universe: asking, whenº is a man not a man?:º telling them take their time, yungfries, and wait till the tide stops (for from the first his day was a fortnight) and offering the prize of a bittersweet crab, a little present from the past,for their copper age wasº yet unminted,º to the winner. One said when the heavens are quakers, a second said when Bohemeand lips, a third said when he, no, whenº hold hard a jiffy, when he is a gnawstick and detarmined to, the next one said when the angel of death kicks the bucket of life, still another said when the wine's at witsends, and still another when lovely wooman stoops to conk him, one of the littliest said me, me, Sem,º when pappa papared the harbour, one of the wittiestº said,º when he yeat ye abblokooken and he zmear hezelf zo zhooken, still one said when you are old I'm grey fall full wiº sleep, and still another when wee deader walkner, and another when he is just only after having being semisized, another when yea,º he hath no mananas, and one when dose pigs they begin now that they will flies up intil the looft. All were wrong, so Shem himself, |shthe doctator,sh| took the cake, the correct solution being — all give it up? —;º when he is aº — yours till the rending of the rocks, —º Shamº.

Shemº was a sham and a low sham and his lowness creeped out first via foodstuffs. So low was he that he preferred Gibsen's teatime salmon tinned, as inexpensive as pleasing, to the plumpest roeheavy lax or the friskiest parr or smolt troutlet that ever was gaffed between Leixlip and Island Bridgeº and many was the time he repeated in his botulism that no junglegrownº pineapple ever smacked like the whoppers you shook out of Ananias' cans, Findlater and Gladstone's, Corner House, Englend. None of your inchthick blueblooded Balaclava fried-at-belief-stakesº or juicejelly legs of the Grex's molten mutton or greasilygristlyº grunters' goupons or slice upon slab of luscious goosebosom with lump after load of plumpudding stuffing all aswim in a
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swamp of bogoakgravyº for that greekenhearted yude! Rosbif of Old Zealand!º heº could not attouch it. See what happens |shwhen your somatophage merman takes his fancy to our virgitarian swansh|? He even ran away with hunself and became a farsoonerite, saying he would far sooner muddle through the hash of lentils in Europe than meddle with Irrland's splitº little pea. Once when among those |shrebelssh| in a state of hopelessly helpless intoxication the piscivore strove to lift a czitround peel to either nostril, hiccupping, apparently impromptued by the hibat he had with his glottal stop,º that he kukkakould flowrish for ever by the smell, as the czitr, as the kcedron, like a scedar, of the founts, on mountains, with limonº on, of Lebanon. O!º the lowness of him was beneath all up to that sunk to! No likedbylike firewater or firstserved firstshot or gulletburn gin or honest brewbarrett beer either. O dear no! Instead the tragic jester sobbed himself wheywhingingly sick of life on some sort of a rhubarbarousº maundarin yellagreen funkleblue windigut diodying applejack squeezed from sour grapefruice and, to hear him twixt his sedimental cupslips when he had gulfed down mmmmuch too mmmmany gourds of it retching off toº almost as low withswilleraº, who always knew notwithstanding when they had had enough and were rightly indignant at the wretch's hospitality when they found to their horror they could not carry another drop, it came straight from the noble white fat, jo, openwide sat, jo,º jo, her why hide that, jo jo jo, the winevat, of the most serene magyanstyº az archdiochesse, if she isº a duck, she's a douches, and when she has a feherbour snot her fault, now is it?º artstouchups, funny you're grinning at, fancy you're in her yet, Fanny Urinia.

Aintº that swell, hey? Peamengro! Talk about lowness!º Any dog's quantity of it visibly oozed out thickly from this dirty little blacking beetleº for the very fourth snap the Tulloch-Turnbull girl with her coldblood kodak shotted the as yet unremuneranded national apostate, who was cowardly gun and camera shy, taking what he fondly thought was a short cut to Caer Fere, Soak Amerigas,º vias the shipsteam Pridewin,º after having buried a hatchet not so long before,º by the wrong goods exeunt, nummer
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desh toº tren, into Patatapapaveri's, fruiterers and musical florists, with his Ciaho, chavi! Sar shin,º shillipen?º she knew the vice out of bridewell was a bad fast man by his walk on the spot.

[Johns is a different butcher's. Next place you are up town pay him a visit. Or better still, come tobuy. You will enjoy cattlemen's spring meat.º Johns is now quite divorced from baking. Fattens, kills, flays, hangs, draws, quarters and pieces. Feel his lambs! Ex! Feel how sheap! Exex! His liver too is great value, aº spatiality! Exexex! COMMUNICATED.º]

Around that time, moravar, one generally, for luvvomony hopedº or at any rate suspected among morticians that he would early turn out badly,º develop hereditary pulmonary T.B., andº do for himself one dandy time, nay,º of a pelting night blanketed creditors, hearing a coarse song and splash off Eden Quayº sighed and rolled over, sure all was up, but, though he fell heavily and locally into debit, not even then could such an antinomian be true to type. He would not put fire to his cerebrum; he would not throw himself in Liffey; he would not explaud himself with pneumantics; he refused to saffrocake himself with a sod. With the foreign devil's leave the fraid bornº fraud diddled even death. Anzi, cabled (but shaking the worth out of his maulth: Guardacosta leporello? Szasas Kraicz!) from his Nearapoblican asylum to his jonathan for a brother: Here tokay, gone tomory,º we're spluched, do something, Fireless.º And had answer: Inconvenient, Davidº.

You see, chaps, it will trickle out, freaksily of course, but the tom and the shorty of it is: he was in his bardic memory low. All the time he kept on treasuring with condign satisfaction each and every crumb of trektalk, covetous of his neighbour's word, and if ever, during a Munda conversazione commoted in the nation's interest, delicate tippits were thrown out to him touching his evil courses by some wellwishers, vainlyº pleading by scriptural arguments with the opprobrious papist aboutº trying to brace up for the kidos of the thing, Scally wag, and be a men insteadº of a dem scrounger, dish it all, such as: Pray, what is
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the meaning, sousy, of that continental expression, if you ever came acrux it, we think it is a word transpiciously like canaille?:º or: Did you anywhere, kennel, on your gullible's travels or during your rural troubadouring,º happen to stumble upon a certain gay young nobleman whimpering to the name of Low Swine who always addresses women out of the one corner of his mouth, lives on loans and is furtivefree yours of age?º without one sigh of hasteº like the supreme prig he was, and not a bit sorry, he would pull a vacant landlubber's face, rootº with earwaker's pensile in the outer of his lauscher and then, lisping, the prattlepate parnella, to kill time, and swatting his deadbest to think what under the canopies of |shJansens Chrestsh| would any decent son of an Albiogenselman who had bin to an university think, let a lent hit a hint and begin to tell all the intelligentsia admitted to that tamileasy samtalaisy conclamazzione (since, still and beforeº physicians, lawyers merchant, belfry pollititians, agricolous manufraudurers, sacrestanes of the Pure River Society, philanthropicks lodging on as many boards round the panestheticº at the same time as possible) the whole lifelong swrine story of his entire low cornaille existence, abusing his deceased ancestors wherever the sods were and one moment tarabooming great blunderguns (poh!) about his farfamed fine Poppamore, Mr Humhum, whom history, climate and entertainment made the first of his sept and always up to debt, though Eavens ears ow many fines he faces, and another moment visanvrerssasº cruaching three jeers (pah!) for his rotten little ghost of a Peppybeg, Mr Himmyshimmy, a blighty, a reeky, a lighty, a scrapy, a babbly, a ninny, dirty seventh among thieves and always bottom sawyer, till nowan knowed how howmely howme could be, giving unsolicited testimony on behalf of the absent, as glib as eaveswaterº to those present (whoº meanwhile, with increasing lack of interest in his semantics, allowed various subconscious smickers to drivel slowly across their fichers),º unconsciously explaining, for inkstands, with a meticulosity bordering on the insane, the various meanings of all the different foreign parts of speech he misused and cuttlefishing every lie unshrinkable about all the
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other people in the story, leaving out, of course, foreconsciously, the simple worf and plague and poison they had cornered him about until there was not a snoozer among them but was utterly undeceived in the heel of the reel by the recital of the rigmarole.

He went without saying that the cull disliked anything anyway approaching a plain straightforward standup or knockdown row and, as often as he was called in to umpire any octagonal argument among slangwhangers, the accomplished washout always used to rub shoulders with the last speaker and clasp shakers (the handtouchº which is speech without words) and agree to every word as soon as half uttered, command me!,º your servant,º good, I revere you, how, my seer?º be drinking that! quite truth, gratias, I'm yoush, see wha'm hearing?,º also goods, please it, me sure?, be filling this!,º quiso,º you said it, apasafello, muchas grassyass, is there firing-on-me?, is their girlic-on-you?,º to your good self, yourº sulphur,º and then at once focuss his whole unbalanced attention upon the next octagonist who managed to catch a listener's eye, asking and imploring him out of his piteous onewinker, (hemoptysiaº diadumenos) whether there was anything in the world he could do to please him and to overflow his tumbletantaliser for him yet once more.

One hailcannon night |sh(for his departure was attended by a heavy downpour)sh| as very recently as some thousand rains ago he wasº therefore treated with what closely resembled parsonal violence,º being soggert all unsuspectingly through the deserted village of Tumblin-on-the-Leafy from Mr Vanhomrigh's houseº at 82º Mabbot's Mallº as far as Green Patchº beyond the brickfields of Salmon Pool by rival teams of slowspiers counter quicklimers who finally, as rahilly they had been deteened out rawther laetich, thought, busnis hits busnis, they had better be streaking for home after their Auborne-to-Auborne, with thanks for the pleasant evening, one and all disgustedly, instead of ruggering him back, andº awake, reconciled (though they were as jealous as could be cullions about all the truffles they had brought on him) to a friendship, fast and furious, which merely arose out of the noxious pervert's perfect lowness. Again there was a hope that people,
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looking on him with the contemp of the contempiblesº, after first gavingº him a roll in the dirt, mightº pity and forgive him, if properly deloused, but the pleb was born a Quicklow and sank alowing till he stank out of sight.

All Saints beat Belial! Mickil Goals to Nichil! Notpossible! Already?

In Nowhere has yet the Whole World taken part of himself for his Wife;
By Nowhereº have Poorparents been sentenced to Worms, Blood and Thunder for Lifeº
Not yet has the Emp fromº Corpsica forced the Arth out of Engleterre;
Not yet have the Sachsen and Judder on the Mound of a Word made Warre;
Not yet Witchywithcyº of Wenchº struck Fire of his Heath from on Hoath;
Not yet his Arcobaleineº forespoken Peacepeace upon Oath;
Cleftfoot from Hempal must tumpel, Blamefool Gardener's bound to fall;
Broken Eggsº will poursuive bitten Apples for where theirs is Will there's his Wall;
But the Mountstill frowns on the Millstream while their Madsons leapº his Bier
And her Rillstrill liffs to His Murkesty all her daft Daughters laff in her Ear.
Till the four Shores of deff Tory Island let the douze dumm Eirewhiggs raille!
Hirp! Hirp!º for their Missed Understandings! chirps the Ballat of Perce-Oreille.º

O fortunous casualitas! Lefty takes the cherubcake while Rightsº cloves his hoof. Darkiesº never done tug that coon out to play non-excretory, anti-sexuous, misoxenetic, gaasy pure, flesh and blood games, written and composed and sung and danced by Niscemus Nemon, same as piccaninnies play all day, those old (none of your honeys and rubbers!) games for fun and element we used to play with Dina and old Joe kicking her behind and before and the yellowº girl kicking him behind old Joe,
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games likeº Thom Thom the Thonderman, Put the Wind up the Peeler, Hat in the Ring, Hely Baba and the Forty Thieves,º Mikel on the Luckypig, Nickel in the Slot, Sheila Harnett and her Cow, Adam and Ell, Humble Bumble, Moggie'sº on the Wall, Twos and Threes, American Jump, Fox come out of your Den, Broken Bottles, Writing a Letter to Punch, Tiptop is a Sweetstore, |shHenressy Crump Expolledsh|, Postman's Knock, Are We Fairlys Represented?, Solomon Silent reading, Appletree Bearstone,º I know a Washerwoman, Hospitals, As I was Walking, There is Oneyone's House in Dreamcolohour, Battle of Waterloo, Colours, Eggs in the Bush, Habberdasherisher, Telling your Dreams, What's the Time, Nap, Ducking Mammy, Last Man Standing, Heali Baboon and the Forky Theagues, Fickleyes and Futilears, Handmarried but once in my Life and I'll never commit such a Sin agin, Zip Cooney Candy, Turkey in the Straw, This is the Way we sow the Seed of a long and lusty Morning, Hops of Fun at Miliken's Make, I seen the Toothbrush with Pat Farrel,º Here's the Fat to graze the Priest's Boots, When his Steam was like a Raimbrandt round Mac Garvey.

Now it is notoriously known how on that surprisingly bludgeony Unity Sundayº when the grand germogall allstar bout was harrily the rage between our weltingtoms extraordinary and our pettythicks the marshalaisy and Irish eyes of welcome were smiling daggers down their backs, when the roth,º vice and blause met the noyr blank and rogues and the grim white and cold bet the black fighting tans, categorically unimperatived by the maxims,º a rankº funk getting the better of him,º the scut in a bad fit of pyjamas fled like a leveret for his bare lives, to Talvilandº ahone ahaza, pursued by the scented curses of all the village belles and, without having struck one blow, (pig stole on him was lust he lagging it was becaused dust he shook)º kuskykorkedº himself up tight in his inkbattle house, badly the worse for boosegas, there to stay in afar for the life,º where, as there was not a moment to be lost, after he had boxed aroundº with his fortepiano till he was whole bach |shbamp himsh| º and |shbump himsh| blues, he collapsed carefully under a bedtick from Schwitzer's, hisº face enveloped into a dead warrior's telemac, with a lullobaw's somnbomnet and a whotwaterwottle
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at his feetº to stoke his energy of waiting,º moaning feebly, inº monkmarian monotheme, but tarnedº long and then a nation louder, while engaged in swallowing from a large ampullar, that his pawdry's purgatory was more than a nigger bloke could bear, hemiparalysed by the tong warfare and all the shemozzle, (Daily Maily,º fullup Lace!º Holy Maly, Mothelupº Joss!º)º his cheeks and trousers changing colour every time a gat croaked.

How is that for low, laities and gentlenuns? Why, dog of the Crostiguns, whole continents rang with this Kairokorranº lowness! Sheols of houris in chems upon divans, (revolted stellas vespertine vesamongº them)º at a bare (O!) mention of the scaly rybald exclaimed: Poisse!

Butº would anyone, short of a madhouse, believe it? Neither of those clean little cherubum, Nero or Nobookisonesterº himself,º ever nursed such a spoiled opinion of his monstrous marvellosity as did this mental and moral defective (here perhaps at the vanessance of his lownest) who was known to grognt rather than gunnard upon one occasion, while drinking heavily of spiritsº to that interlocutor a latereº and private privysuckatary he used to pal around with, inº the kavehazs, one Davy Browne-Nowlan,º his heavenlaid twin, (this hambone dogpoet pseudoed himself under the hangname he gave himself of Bethgelert)º in the porchway of a gipsy's bar (Shem always blaspheming,º so holy writ, Billy, he would try, old Belly, and pay this one manjack congregant of his four soups every lass of nexmouth, Bolly, so sure as thair's a tail on a commetº, as a taste forº storik's fortytooth, that is to stay, toº listen out, ony twenny minnies moe, Bully, his Ballade Imaginaireº which was to be dubbed Wine, Woman and Waterclocks, orº How a Guy Finks and Fawkes When He Is Going Batty, byº Maistre Sheames de la Plume, some most dreadful stuff in a murderous mirrorhand) that he was avoopfº (parn me!) aware of no other shaggspickº, other Shakhisbeard,º either prexactly unlike his polar andthisishis orº procisely the seemº as woops (parn!) as what he fancied or guessed the sames as he was himself and that, greet scoot, duckings and thuggery, though he was foxed fux to fux like a bunnyboy rodger with all the teashop
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lionses of Lumdrum
hivanhoesed up gagainst him, being a lapsis linquo with a ruvidubb shortartempa, bad cad dad fad sad mad nad vanhaty bearº, the consciquenchers of casuality prepestered crusswords in postposition, scruff, scruffer, scrufferumurraimost andallthatsortofthing,º if reams stood to reason and his lankalivline lasted he would wipe alley english spooker, multaphoniaksically spuking, off the face of the erse.

After the thorough fright he got that bloody,º Swithun's day, though every doorpost in muchtried Lucalizod was smeared with generous erstborn gore and every free for all cobbleway slippery with the bloods of heroes, cryingº to Welkins for others, andº noahs and cul vertsº agush with tears of joy, our low waster never had the common baalamb's pluck to stir out and about the compound while everyone else of the torchlit throng, slashers and sliced alike, mobbu on massa, waaded and baaded around, yampyam pampyam, chanting the Gillooly chorus, fromº the |shMonster Book of Paltryattic Puetriesh|, O pura e pia bella!º in junk et sampam or in secular sinkalarum, heads up, on hisº bonafide avocationº (the little folk creeping on all fours to their natural school treat but childishly gleeful when a stray whizzer sang out intermediately) and happy belongers to the fairer sex on their usual quest for higher things, but vying with Lady Smythe to |shavenge MacJobbersh|, went stonestepping with their bickerrstaffsº on educated feet, plinkity plonk,º across the sevenspan ponteº dei colori set up over the slop after the |shwar-to-end warsh| by Messrs a charitable governmentº for the only once (diaº dose Finnados!) he did take a tompip peepestrella througº a threedraw eighteen hawkspowerº durdicky telescopeº, luminous to larbourd only like the lamps in Nassaustrass, out of his westernmost keyhole, spitting at the impenetrablum wetter,º (and it was porcoghastly that outumn)º with an eachway hope in his shivering soul, as he |shprayed to the cloud Incertitudesh|, of finding out for himself, on akkount of all the kules in Kroukaparka or oving to all the kodseoggs in Kalatavala, whether true conciliation was forging ahead or falling back after the celestious intemperance and, for Duvvelsache, why, with his see me see and his my see a corves and his frokerfoskerfuskarº
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layen loves in meeingseeing, he got the charm of his optical life when he found himself (hic sunt lennones!) at pointblank range blinking down the barrel of an irregular revolver of the bulldog with a purpose pattern,º handled by an unknown quarreler who, supposedly, had been told off to shade and shoot shy Shem should the shit show his shiny shnout out awhile to look facts in their face before being hosedº and creased (uprip and jack him!) by six or a dozen of the gayboys.

What, para Saom Plaom, in the names of Deucalion and Pyrrha, and the incensed privy and the licensed pantry gods and Stator and Victor and Kutt and Runn and the whole mesa redonda of Lorencao Otulass in convocacaonº was this disinterestingly low human type, this Calumnious Column of Cloaxity, this Bengalese Beacon of Biloxity, this Annamite Aper of Atroxity, really at, it will be precise to quarify, for he seems in a badbad case?

The answer, to do all the diddies in one dedal, would sound: from pulling himself on his most flavoured canal the huge chesthouse of his elders (the Popapreta, and some navico, navvies!) he had flickered up and flinnered down into a drug and drunkery addict,º growing megalomane of a loose past. This explains the litany of septuncial lettertrumpetsº honorific, highpitched, erudite, neoclassicalº which he so loved as patricianly to manuscribe after his name. It would have diverted if ever seenº the shuddersome spectacle of this semidemented zany amid the inspissated grime of his glaucous den making believe to read his usylessly unreadable Blue Book of Eccles, édition de ténèbres,º (even yetº sighs the Most Different,º Dr Poindejenkº, authorised bowdler and censor, it can't be repeated!)º turning over three sheets at a wind, telling himself delightedly, no espellor mor so, that every splurge on the vellum he blundered over was an aisling vision more gorgeous than the one before t.i.t.s.,º a roseschelle cottage by the sea for nothing for ever, a ladiesº tryon hosiery raffle at liberty, a sewerful of guineagold wine with brancomongepadenopieº and sickcylinder oysters worth a billion a bite, an entire operahouse (there was to be stamping room only in the prompter's boxº and
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everthemore his quequeº kept swelling) of enthusiastic noblewomen flinging every coronetcrimsoned stitch they had off at his probsceniumº one after the others, inamagoaded into ajustilloosing themselves, in their gaiety pantheomime, when, egad, sir, acordant to all acountstrick, he squealed the topsquall im Deal Lil Shemlockup Yellin (geewhiz, jew ear that far! soap ewer! loutgout of sabaous! juiceº like a boyd!) for fully five minutesº infinitely better than Baraton Mc Gluckinº with a scrumptious cocked hat and three green, cheese and tangerine trinityº plumes on the right handleº side of his amarellous head, a coat macfarlane |sh(the kerssest cut, you understand?)sh|º a sponiard's digger at his ribs, (Alfaiate punxit)º an azulblu blowsheet for his blousebosom blossom and a dean's crozier that he won from Cardinal Lindundarri and Cardinal Carchingarri and Cardinal Loriotuli and Cardinal Occidentaccia (ah ho!) in the dearby darby doubled for falling first over the hurdles, madam, in the odder hand, a.a.t.s.o.t., butº what with the murky light, the botchy print, the tattered cover, the jigjagged page, the fumbling fingers, the foxtrotting fleas, the lieabed lice,º the scum on his tongue, the drop in his eye, the lump in his throat, the drink in his pottle, the itch in his palm, the wail of his wind,º the grief from hisº breath, the fog of his mindfag, the buzz in his braintree, the tic of his conscience, the height up his rage, the gush down his fundament, the fire in his gorge, the tickle of his tail, the bane in his bullugs, the squince in his suil, the rot in his eater, the ycho in his earer, the totters of his toes, |shthe tetters on his tumtytumsh|, the rats in his garret, the bats in his belfry, the budgerigars and bumbosolom beaubirds, the hullabaloo and the dust in his earsº since it took him a month to steal a march he was hardset to mumorise more than a word a week.º Hake's haulin! Hook's fisk! Can you beat it? Whawe!º I say, can you bait it? Was there ever heard of such lowdown blackguardism? Positively it wooliesº one to think over it.

º Yet the bumpersprinkler used to boast aloud alone to himself with a haccent on it when Mynfadher was a boer constructor and Hoy was a lexical student,º parole, and corrected with the blackboard
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(trying to copy the stage Englesemen he broughts their house down on, shouting: Bravure, surr Chorles! Letter purfect!º Culossalº, Loose Wallor! Spache!) how he had been toed out of all the schicker families of the klondykersº fromº Pioupioureich, Swabspays, the land of Nod, Shruggers' Country, Pension Danubierhome and Barbaropolis, who had settled and stratified in the capital city after its hebdomodary metropoliarchialisationº as sunblistered, moonplastered, gory, wheedling, joviale, litcherous and full, ordered off the gorgeous premises in most cases on account of his smell which allº cookmaids eminently objected to as ressemblingº the bombinubble puzzo that welled out of the pozzo. Instead of chuthoring those model households plain wholesome pothooks (a thing he never possessed of his Nigerian own) what do you think Vulgariano did but study with stolen fruit how cutely to copy all their various styles of signature so as one day to utter anº epical forged cheque on the public for his own private profit until, as just related, the Dustbin's United Scullerymaid's and Househelp'sº Sorority betterº known as Sluttery's Mowlted Futt, turned him down and assisted nature by unitedly shoeing the source of annoyance out of the place altogether and taytotally onº the heat of the moment, holding one another's gonk (for no-one, hound or scrublady, not even the Turk, ungreekable in purscent of the armenable, dared whiff the polecat at close range) and making some pointopointing remarks as they done so at the perfectsº of the Sniffey, your honour, aboon the lyow why a stunk, mister.

[Jymes wishes to hear from wearers of abandoned female costumes, gratefully received, wadmelº jumper, rather full pair of culottes and onthergarmenteries, to start city life together. His jymes is out of job, would sit and write. He has lately commited oneº of the then commandments but she will now assist. Superior built, domestic, regular layer. Also got the boot. He appreciates it. Copies. ABORTISEMENT.º]

One cannot even begin to post figure out a statuesquo ante as to how slow in reality the excommunicated Drumcondriac, nate Hamis,º really was. Who can say how manyº pseudostylic
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shamiana, how few or how many of the most venerated public impostures, how very many piously forged palimpsestsº slipped in the first place by this morbid process from his pelagiarist pen?

Be that as it may, butº for that |shlight phantasticsh| of his gnose's glow as it slid |shlucifericiouslysh| within an inch of its page (he would touch at its from time to other, the red eye of his fear in saddishness, to ensign the colours by the beerlitz in his mathness and his educandees to outhue to themselves in the cries of girlglee: gember! inkware! chonchambre!º cinsero! zinnzabar! tincture and gin!) Nibs never would have quilled a seriph to sheepskin. By that rosy lampoon's effluvious burning and with help of the simulchronic flushº in his pann (a ghinee a ghirk he ghets there!) he scrabbled and scratched and scriobbled and skrevened nameless shamelessness about everybody ever he met, even sharing aº precipitation under the idlish tarriers' umbrella of a showerproof wall, while all over º up and down the four margins of this rancid Shem stuff the evilsmeller (who was devoted to Uldfadar Sardanapalus) used to stipple endlessly inartistic portraits of himself in the act of reciting old Nichiabelli's monolook interyerear Hanno,º o Nonanno,º acce'l brubblemm'as,º ser Autore, q.e.d.,º a heartbreakingly handsome young paolo with love lyrics for the goyls in his eyols, a plaintiff's tanner vuice, a jucal inkome of one hundred and thirtytwo dranchmas per yardº from Broken Hill stranded estate, Camebreech mannings, cutting a great dash in a brandnew two guineaº dress suit and a burled hogsford hired for a Fursdayº evenin merry pawty, anna loavely long pair of inky Italian moostarshes glistering with boric vaseline and frangipani. Puh! How unwhisperably so!

The house O'Shea or O'Shame, Quivapieno,º known as the Haunted Inkbottle, no number Brimstone Walk, Asia in Ireland, as it was infested with the raps, with his penname SHUT sepiascraped on the doorplate and a blind of black sailcloth over its wan phwinshogue,º in which the soulcontracted son of the secret cell groped through life at the expense of the taxpayers, dejected into day and night with jesuitº bark and bitter bite,º calicohydrants
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of zolfor and scoppialamina by full and forty Queasisanosº, every day in everyone's way more exceeding in violent abuse of self and others, was the worst, it is hoped, even in our western playboyish world for pure mousefarm filth. |shYou brag of your brass castle or your tyled house in ballyfermont?sh| Niggs, niggs,º and niggs again.º For this was a stinksome inkenstink, quite puzzonal to the wrottelº. Smatterafact, Angles aftanonº browsing there thought not Edam reeked more rare. Myº wud! The warped flooring of the lair and soundconducting walls thereof, to say nothing of the uprights and imposts, were persianly literatured with burst loveletters, telltale stories, stickyback snaps, doubtful eggshells, bouchers, flints, borers, puffers, amygdaloid almonds, rindless raisins,º alphybettyformed verbage, vivlical viasses, ompiter dictas, visus umbique, ahems and ahahs, imeffibleº tries at speech unasyllabled, you owe mes, eyoldhyms, fluefoul smut, fallen lucifers, vestas which had served, showered ornaments, borrowed brogues, reversiblesº jackets, blackeye lenses, family jars, falsehair shirts, Godforsaken scapulars, neverworn breeches, cutthroat ties, counterfeit franks, best intentions, curried notes, upset latten tintacks, unused mill and stumplingº stones, twisted quills, painful digests, magnifying wineglasses, solid objects cast at goblins, once current puns, quashed quotatoes, messes of mottage, unquestionable issue papers, seedy ejaculations, limerick damns, crocodile tears, spilt ink, blasphematory spits, stale shestnuts, schoolgirl's,º young ladies'º milkmaids', washerwomen's, shopkeepers' wives,º merry widows', ex nuns', vice abbess'sº, pro virgins', super whores', silent sisters', Charleys' aunts', grandmothers', mothers'-in-lawº, fostermothers', godmothers' garters, tress clippings from right,º lift and cintrum, worms of snot, toothsome pickings, cans of Swiss condensed bilk, highbrow lotions, kisses from the antipodes, presents from pickpockets, borrowed plumes, relaxable handgrips, princess promises, lees of whine, deoxodised carbons, convertible collars, diviliouker doffers, broken wafers, unloosed shoe latchets,ºº crooked strait waistcoats, fresh horrors from Hades, globules of mercury, undeleted glete, glass eyes for an eye, gloss teeth for a tooth,
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war moans, special sighs, longsufferings of longstanding, ahs ohs ousº sis jas jos gias neys thaws sosº yeses and yeses and yeses, to which,º if one has the stomach to add the breakages, upheavalsº distortions, inversionsº of all this chambermade musicº one stands, given a grain of goodwill, a fair chance of actually seeing the whirling dervish, |shTumult, son of Thundersh|,º self exiledº in upon his egoº a nightlong a shaking betwixtween white or reddr hawrors, noondayterrorised to skin and bone by an ineluctable phantom (may the Shaper have merceryº on him!)º writing the mystery of himselº in furniture.

Of course our low hero was a self valeterº by choice of need so up he got up whatever is meant by a stourbridgeº clay kitchenette and lithargogalenu fowlhouse for the sake of akes (the umpple does not fall very far from the dumpertree) which the moromelodious jigsmith, in defiance of the Uncontrollable Birth Preservativation (Game and Poultry) Act, playing lallaryrook cookerynook,º by the |shdodginesssh| of his lentern, brooled and cocked and potched in an athanor, whites and yolks and yilks and whotes to the frulling fredonnance of Mas blanca que la blanca hermana and Amarilla, muy bien, with cinnamon and locusts and wild beeswax and liquorice and Carrageen moss and blaster of Barry's and Asther's mess and Huster's micture and Yellownan's embrocation and Pinkingtone's patty and stardust and sinner's tears, acuredent to Sharadan's Art of Panning, chanting, for all regale to the like of the legs he left behind with Litty fun Letty fan Leven, his cantraps of fermented words, abracadabra calubra culorum,º (hisº oewfs à la Madame Gabrielle de l'Eglise, his avgs à la Mistress B. de B. Meinfeldeº, his eiers Usquadmala à la pomme de ciel, his uoves, oves and uves à la Sulphate de Soude, his ochiuri sowtay sowmmonayº à la Monseigneur, his soufflosion of oogs with somekat on toyast à la Mère Puard, his Poggadovies alla Fenella, his Frideggs à la Tricarême)º in what was meant for a closetº (Ah ho! If only he had listened better to the four masters that infanted himº Father Mathew and Le Père Noble and Pastor Lucas and Padre Aguilar — not forgetting Layteacher Baudwin! Ah ho!) His costive Satan's antimonian manganese limolitmious
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nature never needed such an alcove so,º when Robber and Mumsell, the pulpic dictatorsº on the nudgment of their legal advisers, Messrs Codex and Podex,º and under his own benefiction of their pastor Father Flammeus Falconer,º boycotted him of all muttonsuet candles and romeruled stationery for any purpose,º he winged away on a wildgoup's chase across the kathartic ocean and made synthetic ink and sensitive paper for his own end out of his wit'sº waste.º You ask, in Sam Hill, how?ºº Let manner and matter of this for these our sporting times be cloaked up in the language of blushfed porpuratesº that an Anglican ordinal, not reading his own rude dunsky tunga, may ever behold the brand of scarlet on the brow of her of Babylon and feel not the pink one in his own damned cheek.

Primum opifex, altus prosator, ad terram viviparam et cunctipotentem sine ullo pudore nec venia, suscepto pluviali atque discinctis perizomatis, natibus nudis uti nati fuissent,º sese adpropinquans,º flens et gemensº in manum suam evacuavit (highly prosy, crap in his hand, sorry!º), postea, animale nigro exoneratus, classicum pulsansº stercus proprium, quod appellavit deiectiones suas, in vas olim honorabile tristitiae posuit, eodem sub invocatione fratrorum geminorum Medardi et Godardi laeteº ac melliflue minxitº psalmum qui incipit: Lingua mea calamus scribae velociter scribentis: magna voce cantitans (did a piss, says he was dejected, asks to be exonerated), demum ex stercore turpi cum divi Orionis iucunditate mixto, cocto, frigorique exposito, encaustum sibi fecit indelibile (faked O'Ryan's, the indelible ink).

Then, pious Eneas, conformant to the fulminant firman which enjoins on the tremyloseº terrian that, when the call comes, he shall produce nichthemerically from his unheavenly body a no uncertain quantity of obscene matter not protected by copriright in the United Stars of Ourania or bedeed and bedood and bedang and bedung to him, with this double dye, brought to blood heat, gallic acid on iron ore, through the bowels of his misery, flashly, faithly, nastily, appropriately, this Esuanº Menschavik and the first till last alshemist wrote over every square inch of the only foolscap available, his own body, till by its corrosive sublimation one
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continuous present tense integument slowly unfolded all marryvoising moodmoulded cyclewheeling history (thereby, he said, reflecting from his own individual person life unlivable, transaccidentated through the slow fires of consciousness into a dividual chaos, perilous, potent, common to allfleshº, human only, mortal) but with each word that would not pass away the squidself which he had squirtscreened from the crystalline world waned chagreenold and doriangrayer in its dudhud. This exists that isitsº after having been said we know. And dabal take dabnal! And the dal dabal dab aldanabal! So perhaps, agglaggagglomeratively asaspenkingº, after all and arklast fore arklyst on his last public misappearance, circling the square, forº the deathfêteº of Saint Ignaceous Poisonivy, of the Fickle Crowd (hopon the sexth day of Hogsober, killim our king, layum low!)ºº and brandishing his bellbearing stylo, the shining keyman of the wilds of change, if what is sauce for the zassy is souse for the zazimasº the blond cop who thought it was ink was out of his depth but bright in the main.

Petty constable Sistersen of the Kruis-Kroon-Kraal it was, the parochial watch, big the dog the dig the bog the bagger the dugger the begadag degabug, who had been detailed from pollute stoties to save him, this the quemquem, that the quum, from the ligatureliablous effects of foul clay in little clots and mobmauling on looks, that wrongcounteredº the tenderfoot an eveling near the livingsmeansuniumgetherum, Knockmaree, Comty Mea, reeling more to the right than he lurched to the left, on his way from a protoprostitute (he would always have a (stp!) little pigeoness somewhure with his arch girl, Arcoiris, smockname of Mergyt) just as he was butting in rand the coyner of bad times under a hideful between |shthe rival doors of warm bethels of worshipsh| through his boardelhouse fongster, greetingº for grazious oras as usual: Where ladies have they that a dog meansort herring?º Sergo, search me, the incapable reparteed |shwith a selfevitant subtlety so obviously spurioussh| and, raising his hair, afterº the grace, with the christmas under his clutcharm, forº Portsymasser and Purtsymessus and Pertsymiss and Partsymasters, like a prance
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of |shfindingossh|, with a shillto shallto slipny stripnyº in he skittled. Swikey! The allwhite poors guardiant, pulpably of balltossic stummung, was literally astundished over the painful sake, how he burstteself, which he was gone to, where he intent to did he, whether you think will,º wherend the whole current of the afternoon whats the souchº of a surch hads of hits of hims, urgedº and staggered thereto in his countryports at the caledosian capacity for Lieutuvisky of the |shcaftan'ssh| wineskin and even more soº during,º looking his bigmost astonishments,º it was said him, aschu, fun the concernedº outgift of the dead med dirt,º how that arrahbejibbers,º conspuent to the dominical order and exking noblish permish, he was namely coon at bringerº at home two gallonts as per royalº full poultry till his murder. Nip up and nab it!

Polthergeistkotzdondherhoploits! Kick? What mother? Whose porter? Which pair? Why namely coon? But our undilligence has been plutherotested so enough of such porterblack lowneessº, too base for printink! Perpending that Putterick O'Purcell pulls the coald stoane out of Winterwater's and Silder Seasº sing for Harreng our Kengº sept okt nov dez John Phibbs march! We cannot inº mercy or justice nor on the lovom for labaryntosº stay here for the residence of our existingsº discussing Tamstar Ham of Tenman's thirst.

JUSTIUS (to himother): Brawn is my name and broad is my nature and I've breit on my brow and all's right with every feature and I'll brune this bird or Brown Bess's bung's gone bandy. I'm the boy to bruise and braise. Baus!

Stand forth,º Naymanº of Nolandºº (for no longer will I follow you obliquelike through the inspired form of the third person singular and the moods and hesitensies of the deponent but address myself to you, with the empirative of my vendettative, provocativeº and out direct), stand forth, come boldly,º jolly me, move me, zwilling though I am, to laughter in your true coloursº ere you beº back for ever till I give you your talkingto! Shem Macadamson, you know me and I know you and all your shemeries.º Where have you been in the uterim, enjoyingº yourself
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since your last wetbed confession? I advise you to conceal yourself, my little friend, as I have said a moment agoº and put your hands in my hands and have a nightslong homely little confiteor about thingsº. º º Let me see. It is looking pretty black against you, we suggest, Sheem avick. You will need all the elementsº in the river to clean you over it allº and a fortifineº popespriestpower bull of attender to booth.º

Let us pry. We thought, would and did. Cur, quicquid, ubi, quando, quomodo, quoties, quibus auxiliis?º You were bred, fed, fostered and fattened from holy childhood up in this two easterº island on the piejaw of hilarious heaven and roaring the other place (plunders to nightº of you, blunders what's left of you, flash as flash can!) and now, forsooth, a nogger among the blankards of this dastard century, you have become of twosome twiminds forenenst gods,º hidden and discovered, nay, condemned fool, anarch, egoarch, |shhiresiarchºsh|, you have reared your disunited kingdom on the vacuum of your own most intensely doubtful soul. Do you hold yourself then for some god in the manger, Shehohem, that you will neither serve notº let serve, pray nor let pray? And here, pay the piety, must I too nerve myself to pray for the loss of selfrespectº to equip me for the horrible necessity of scandalisangº (my dear sisters, are you ready?) by sloughing off my hope and tremors while we all swinº together in the pool of Sodom? I shall shiver for my purity while they will weepbig for your sins. Away with covered words, newº Solemonitiesº for old Badsheetbaths! That inharmonious detail, did you name it? Cold caldor! Gee!º Victory! Nowº |shopprobro of underslung pipes, johnjacobs,sh| while yet an adolescent (what do I say?), while still puerile in your tubsuit with buttonlegsº you got a handsome present of a selfraising syringe and twin feeders (you know, Monsieur Abgottº, in your art of arts, to yourº cost as well as I do (and don't try to hide it)º the penal lots I am now poking at) and the wheeze sortº of was you should (if you were as bould a stroke now as the curate that christened you,º sonny douth-the-candle!) repopulate the land of your birth and count up your progeny by the hungered head and the angered thousand but you thwarted
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the wious pish of your cogodparents, soph, among countless occasions of failing (for, said you, I will elenchate)º, adding to the malice of your transgressionº, yes, and changing its nature, (you see I have read your theology for you)º alternating the morosity of my delectationsº a philtred love, trysting by tantrums, small peace in ppenmarkº — with sensibility, sponsibility, passibility and prostability, yourº lubbock's other fear pleasures of a butler's life,º even extruding your strabismal apologia, when legibly depressed, upon defenceless paper and thereby adding to the already unhappiness of this our popeyed world, scribblative! — all that too with cantreds of countless catchaleens, the mannish as many as the minneful, congested around and about you for acres and roods and poles or perches, thick as the fluctuant sands of Chalwador,º accomplished women, indeed fully educanded, far from being old º ºº and richº behind their dream of arrivisme,º if they have only their honour left,º and not deterred by bad weather, when consumed by amorous passion, struggling to possess themselves of your boosh, one son of Sorge for all daughters of Anguish, solus cum sola sive cuncties cum omnibobs (I'd have been the best man for you, myself),º mutely aying for that natural knot, debituary vases or vessels preposterous, for what would not have cost you ten bolivars of collarwork or the price of one ping pang, just a lilt, let us trillt, of the oldest song in the wooed woodworld,º (two-we! to-one!), accompanied by a plain gold band! Hail! Hail! Highbosomheaving Missmisstress Morna of the allsweetheartening bridemuredemeanour! Her eye's so gladsome we'll all take shares in the —— groomº!

Sniffer of carrion, premature gravedigger,º seeker of the nest of evil in the bosom of a good word, you, who sleep at our vigil and fast for our feast, you with your dislocated reason,º have cutely foretold, a jophet in your own absence, by blind poring upon your many scalds and burns and blisters, impetiginous soreº and pustules, by the auspicesº of that raven cloud, your shade, and by the auguriesº of rooks in parlament,º death with every disaster, the dynamitisation of colleagues, the reducing of records to ashes, the levelling of all customs by blazes, the return of a lot
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of sweetemperedº gunpowdered didst unto dudstº but it never stphruck your mudhead's obtundity (O hell, here comes our funeral! O pest, I'll miss the post!) that the more carrots you chop, the more turnips you slit, the more murphies you peel, the more onions you cry over, the more bullbeef you butch, the more mutton you crackerhack, the more potherbs you pound, the fiercer the fire and the longer your spoon and the harder you gruel with more grease to your elbowº the merrier fumes your new Irish stew.

O,º by the way, yes anotherº thing occursº to me. Youº let me tell you, withº the utmost politeness, were very ordinarily designed, your birthwrong was, to fall in with Plan, as |shour nationals should, as all nationists mustsh|, and do a certain office (what,º I will not tell you) in a certain holy office (nor will I say where) during certain agonising office hours (a clerical party all to yourself) from such a year to such an hour on such and such a date at so and so much a week pro anno (Guinness'sº, may I remind, were just agulp for you,º failing in which you might have taken the scales off boilers likeº any boskop ofº Yorek) and do your little thruppennyº bit |shand thus earn from the nation true thankssh|, right here in our place of burden, your bourne of travail and ville of tares,º where after a divine's prodigence you drew the first watergasp in your lifeº, from the crib where you once was bit to the crypt you'll be twice as shy of, same as we, long of us, alone with the colt in the curner, where you were as popular as an armenial with the faithful,º and you set fire to my tailcoat when I holdº the paraffin smoker under yours (I hope that chimney's clear) but, slackly shirking both your bullet and your billet, you beat it backwardsº like Boulanger from Galway (but he combed the grass against his stride) to sing us a song of alibi, (the cuthone call over the greybounding slowrolling amplyheaving metamorphoseous that oozy rocks parapangleº their preposters with)º nomad, º mooner by lamplight, antinos, shemming amid everyone's repressed laughter to conceal your scatchophily by mating, like a thoroughpaste prosodite, masculine monosyllables of the same numerical mus, an Irish emigrant the wrong way out,º sitting on your crooked
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sixpenny stile, an unfrillfrocked quackfriar, you (will you for the laugh of Scheekspair just help mine with the epithet?) semisemitic serendipitist, you (thanks, I think that describes you) Europasianised Afferyank!

Shall we follow each others a steplonger, drowner of daggers, whiles our liege, tilyet a stranger in the frontyard of his happiness, is taking, (healº helper! one gob, one gap, one gulp and gorger of all!) his refreshment?

There grew up beside youº amid our orisons of the speediestº in Novena Lodge, Novara Avenue, in Patripodium-am-Bummel, oaf, outofwork, one remove from an unwashed savage, on his keeping and in yours, (I pose you know why possum hides is cause he haint the nogumtreeumption)º that other, Immaculatus, from head to foot, sir, that pure one, Altrues of other times, he who was well known to celestine circles before he sped aloft, our handsome young spiritual physician that was to be, seducing everyº sense to selfwilling celebesty, the most winning counterfeuille on our incomeshare lotetree, a chum of the angelets, a youth those reporters so pettitily wanted as gamefellow that they asked his mother for ittleº earpsº brupper to let him tome to Tindertarten, pease, and bing his scooter 'long and 'tend they were all real brothers in the big justright home where Dodd lives, just to teddyfy the life out of him and pat and pass him one with other like musk from hand to hand, that mothersmothered model, that goodlooker with not a flaw whose spiritual toilettes were the talk of half the town,º for sunset wear and nightfallen use and daybroken donning and nooncheon showing and the very thing for teasetime, but him you laid low with one hand one fine May morning in the Meddle of your Might, your bosom foe, because he mussed your speller on you or because he cut a pretty figure in the focus of your frontispecs (not one did you slay, no, but a continent!)º to find out how his innards worked!

Ever read of that greatgrand landfather of our visionbuilders,º Baaboo, the bourgeoismeister, who thought to touch both himmels at the punt of his risen stiffstaff and how wishywashy sank
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the waters of his thought? Ever thought of that hereticalist Marcon and the two scissymaidies and how bulkily he shat the Ructions gunorrhal?º Ever hear of that foxy, that lupo and that monkax and the virgin heir of the Morrisons, eh, blethering ape?

Malingerer in luxury, collector general, what has Your Lowness done in the mealtime with all the hamilkcars of cooked vegetables, the hatfuls of stewed fruit, the suitcases of coddled ales, the Parishº funds, me schamer, man, that you kittycoaxed so flexibly out of charitable butteries by yowling heavy with a hollow voice drop of your horrible awful poverty of mind so as you couldn't even pledge a crown of Thorne's to pawn a coat off Trevi's and as how you was bad no end,º so you was, so whelp you Sinner Pitre and Sinner Poule, with the chicken's gape and pas mal de siècle,º which, by the by, Reynaldo, is the ordinary emetic French for grenadier's drip. To let you have your plank and your bonewash (Oº the hastroubles you lost!), to give you your pound of platinum and a thousand thongs a year (O, you were excruciated, in honour bound to the cross of your own cruelfiction!)º to let you have your Sarday spree and holinight sleep (fame wouldº come to you twixt a sleep and a wake) andº leave to lie till Paraskiveeº and the cockcock crows for Danmark.º (Oº Jonathan, your estomach!)º The simian has no sentiment secretions but weep cataracts for all me, Pain the Shamman! Oft in the smelly night will they wallow for a clutch of the famished hand, I say, them bearded jezabellesº you hired to rob you, while on your sodden straw impolitely you encored (Airish and nawboggaleesh!) those hornmade ivory dreams you reved of the Ruth you called your companionate, a beauty from the bible, ofº the flushpots of Euston and the hanging garments of Marylebone. But the dormer moonshee smiled selene and the lightthrowers knickered:º who's whinging we? Comport yourself, you inconsistency!º Where is that little alimony nestegg against our predictable rainy day? Is it not the fact (gainsay me, cakeeater!) that, while whistlewhirling your crazy elegies around Templetombmount joyntstone, (let him pass, pleasegoodjesusalem, in a bundle of straw, he was balbettised after haymaking)º
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you squandered among underlings the overload of your extravagance and made a hottentot of dulpeners crawsick with your crumbs? Am I not right? Yes? Yes? Yes? Holy wax and holiferº! Don't tell me, Leon of the fold, that you are not a loanshark!º Look up, old sooty, be advised by mux and take your medicine.º The Goodº Doctor mulled it. Mix it twice before repastures and powder threeº times a day. It does marvels for your gripinsº and it's fine for the solitary worm.

Let me finish! Just a little judas tonic, my ghem of all jokes, to make you go green in the gazer. Do you hear what I'm seeing, hammet? And remember that golden silence gives consent, Mr Anklegazer! Cease to be civil, learn to say nay! Whisht! Come here, Herr Studiosus, till I tell you a wig in your ear. We'll do a whisper drive, for if the barishnyas got a twitter of it they'd tell the housetops and then all Cadbury would go crackers. º Look!º Do you see your dial in the rockingglass?º Look well!º Bend down a stigmy till I!º It's secret!º Iggri, I say, the booseleers!ºº I had it from Lamppost Shawe. And he had it from the Mullah. And Mull took it from a Bluecoat schooler. And Gay Socks jot it from Potapheu'sº wife. And Rantipoll tipped the wink from old Mrs Tinbullet. And as forº she was confussed by pro-Brother Thacolicus. And the good brother feels he would need to defecate you.º And the Flimsy Follettes are simply beside each other. And Kelly, Kenny and Keogh are up up and in arms. That a cross may crush me if I refuse to believe in it. That I may rock anchor through the ages if I hope it's not true. That the host may choke me if I beneighbour you without my charity!º Sh! Shem, you are. Sh! You are mad!

He points the deathbone and the quick are still. Insomnia,º somnia somniorum. Awmawm.

MERCIUS (of hisself): Domineº vopiscus! My fault, his fault, a kingship through a fault! Pariah,º cannibal Cain, I who oathily forswore the womb that bore you and the paps I sometimesº sucked, you who ever since have been one black mass of jigs and jimjams, haunted by a convulsionary sense of not having been or being all that I might have been ofº you meant to becoming,
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bewailing like a man that innocence which I could not defend like a woman, loº youº there,º Cathmon-Carbery, and thank Movies from the innermost depths of my still attrite heart Whereinº the days of youyouth are evermixed mimine, now ere the compline hour of being alone athands itself and a puff or so before we yield our spiritus to the wind, for (though that royal one has not yet drunk a gouttelette from his consummation and the flowerpot on the pole, the spaniel pack and their quarry,º retainers and the public house proprietor have not budged a millimetre and all that has been done has yet to be done and done again, when's day's woe, and lo, you're doomed, joyday dawns and, la, you dominate) it is to you, firstborn and firstfruit of woe, to me, branded sheep,º pick of the wasterpaperbaskelº, by the tremours of Thundery and Ulerin's dogstar,º you alone, windblasted tree of the knowledge of beautiful andevil,º ay, clothed upon with the metuor and shimmering like the horescens,º astroglodynamonologos, the child of Nilfit's father, blzb, to meº unseen blusher in an obscene coalhole, the cubilibum of your secret sigh, dweller in the downandoutermost where voice only of the dead may come, because ye left from me, because ye laughed on me, because, O me lonly son, ye are forgetting me!,º that our turfbrown mummy is acoming, alpilla, beltilla, ciltilla, deltilla, running with her tidings, old the news of the great big world, sonnies had a scrap, woewoewoe!º bab's baby walks at seven monthesº, waywayway!º bride leaves her raid at Punchestime, stud stoned before a racecourseful,º two belles that make the one appeal, dry yanks will visit old sod, and fourtiered skirts are up, mesdames, while Parimiknie wears popular short legs,º and twelve hows to mix a tipsy wake,º did ye hear, colt Cooney? did ye ever, filly Fortescue?º with a beck, with a spring, all her rillringlets shaking, rocks drops in her tachie, tramtokens in her hair, all waived to a point and then all inuendation, little oldfashioned mummy, little wonderful mummy, ducking under bridges, bellhopping the weirs, dodging by a bit of bog, rapidshooting round the bends, by Tallaght's green hills and the poolsº of the phooka and a place they call it Blessington and
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slipping sly by Sallynoggin, as happy as the day is wet, babbling, bubbling, chattering to herself, deloothering the fields on their elbows leaning with the sloothering slide of her, giddgaddy,º grannyma, gossipaceous Anna Livia.º

He lifts the lifewand and the dumb speak.

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