^|3Concerning Nowº ^|8(to forebare for ever solittle of Iris ^|10Free Freesº^10| and Lili ^|10O'Rangan O'Rangans^10|)^8|, concerningº^3| the genesis of Harold or Humphrey ^|2Coxon's Chimpden's^{2| |3}occupational^3| agnomen ^|8|+(we are back in the presurnames prodromarith period, of course^|10, justº when enos chalked ^|ahblank ^|bhallshutters halltraps^b|a|10|)^+|8| and discarding once for all those theories from older sources which would link him back with such pivotal ancestors as the Glues, the Gravys^|3, theº Northeasts, the Ankers^3| and theº Earwickers of ^|3Sidham Sidlesham^3| in the Hundred of Manhoodº or proclaim him ⁽⁴a descendant offsprout⁴⁾ of vikings who had founded ⁽⁴or settled wapentake and seddled hem⁴⁾ in Herrick or Eric,º the best authenticated version^|10, the Dumlat, read the Reading of Hofed-ben-Edar,^10| has it that it was this way. We are told how ^|2in the beginning^2| it came to pass that,º like cabbaging Cincinnatus,º the grand old gardener was saving daylight ⁽⁷under his ^|s+8redwoodtree giant redwoodº^s+|8|7) one ^|2sultry^2| sabbath afternoon^|10, Hag Chivychas Eve,^10| in prefall paradise peace by following his plough for rootles in the rere garden of ^|10mobhouse,^10| ye olde marine hotel^|10,º^10| when royalty was announced by runner to have been pleased to have halted itself on the highroad along which a ^|2leisureloving^2| dogfox had cast ^|2followed by, also at walking pace, by a lady pack of cocker spaniels^2|. Forgetful of all save his vassal's plain
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fealty to the ethnarch,º Humphrey or Harold stayed not to yoke or saddle but stumbled out hotface as he was (his sweatful bandanna loose from his pocketcoat)^|2, hastingº^2| to the forecourts of his public in topee, surcingle, ^|8(++solascarf and plaid,^++)8| plus fours^|8(++, puttees^++)8| and bulldog boots ruddled ^|8with red cinnabarº with
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flagrant^8| marl,º jingling his turnpike keys and bearing aloft amid the fixed pikes of the hunting party a high perch atop of which a flowerpot was fixed ^|2earth side up ^|8earthside ^|~earthend earthside^{~|8| (7}up hoist⁷⁾ with ^|8care ^|~absight care^~|8|2|. On his majesty, who was, or ^|2often^2| feigned to be, noticeably ^|8longsighted ^|~longvisioned longsighted^~|8| from green youth, and had been meaning to inquire what^|3, in effect,^3| had caused ^|3the yon^3| causeway to be ⁽⁴so thus⁴⁾ potholed, asking ^|2alternatively, substitutionally^2|,º to be put wise as to whether paternoster and silver doctors were not now more fancied bait for lobstertrapping,º honest blunt Haromphreyld answered in no uncertain tones very similarly with a fearless
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forehead: Naw, ^|2magersty yer maggers^2|, aw war jist a ^|8cotchin ^|~cocotchin cotchin^~|8| on thon ^|8|~blue^~|8| bluggy ^|2earwugs earwuggers^2|. Our sailor kingº, who was draining a gugglet of obvious ⁽⁷water adamale⁷⁾, ^|10gift both and gorban,^10| upon this, ceasing to swallow, smiled most heartily beneath his walrus moustaches and,º indulging that none too genial humour which William the Conk on the spindle side had inherited with ^|2the hereditary whitelock and^2| some shortfingeredness from his greatauntº Sophy, turned towards two of his retinue of gallowglasses, Michael, etheling lord of Leix ⁽⁺⁺⁸in and^++)8| Offaly,º and the jubilee mayor of Drogheda, Elcock, the two scatterguns being Michael ^|3M^{3| (4}M.⁴⁾ Manning, protosyndic of Waterford,º and an Italian excellency named Giubilei according to a later version cited by the learned scholarch Canavan of Canmakenoise ^|9(in either case a triptychal religious family symbolising puritas of doctrina, business per usuals and the purchypatch of hamlock where the paddish preties grow)^9|,º and remarked dilsydulsily: Holybones ^|8|+of Saint Hubert^+|8|,º how our ^|8red ^|~blood red^~|8| brother of Pouringrainia would audibly fume did he know that we have for ^|9trusty surtrusty^9| bailiwick a turnpiker who is by turns a pikebailer no ^|3less seldomer^3| than an ^|3earwicker earwigger^3|! ^|9For he kinned Jom Pill with his court so gray and his haunts in his house in the mourning. ^|a(One still ^|s+hears^s+| that ^|bpebblecrusted^b| laughterº, japijap cheerycherrily, among the roadside tree the lady Holmpatrick planted and still one feels the ^|bamossive^b| silence of the cladstone allegibelling: Ive mies outs ide Bourn.)º^a|9|

^|8⇒^8| Comesº the question:º are these the facts ^|9of his nominigentilisation^9| as recorded ^|9and accolated^9| in both or either of the collateral ^|s+8andrewpomurphyc andrewpaulmurphyc^s+|8| narratives?º ^|8Are those their fata, fas or nefas, which we read in sibylline between the fas and its nefas? No dung
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on the road?º^{8| |10}And shall Nohomiah be our place like? Yea, Mulchahy Mulachy our kingableº khan?^10| We shall perhaps not so soon see. ^|9Pinck poncks that bail for seeks alicence ^|awhile where^a| cumsceptres with scentaurs stay.^{9| |8|+}Bear ^|~you in^~| mind^|10, son of Hokmah, if so be you have metheg in your midness,^10| this man is ^|~mountan mountain^~| and ^|++he changeth as we unto changeth doth one^++| ascend. ^|~Leave Heave^~| we aside the fallacy^|10, as punical as finikin,^10| that it was not the king kingselfº but his inseparable sisters,º uncontrollable nighttalkers, Skertsiraizde ⁽⁺⁺and blank with Donyahzade,⁺⁺⁾ who afterwards,º when the robbareesº shot up the socialights,º came down into the world ^«++as amusers^s++| and were staged by Madame Sudlow as ^|~Rose Rosa^~| and Lily ^|~Misking Miskinguette^~| in ^|aher the^a| pantalime ^|~the that^~| two pitts ^|~paidthrough_unreaded paythronosed^~|, Meliodorusº ^|~and Menwhodorus and Galatheeº^~|.^+|8| The great fact ^|3remains emerges^3| that after that historic date all holographs so far exhumed initialled by Haromphrey bear the sigla H.C.E. and while he was only and long and always good ^|2duke ^|s6dook Dookº^s6|2| Umphreyº for the hungerlean spalpeens of Lucalizod and Chimbers to his cronies it was equally certainly a pleasant turn of the populace which gave him as sense of those normative letters the nickname Here Comes Everybody.
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^|8⇒^8| Anº imposing everybody he ^|8always ^|~unwearingly always^~|8| indeed looked, constantly the same as ⁽⁴and equal to⁴⁾ himself and magnificently well worthy of ^|3any and all^3| such universalisation, every time he continually surveyed^|8|s+, amid ^|savociferations vociferatings^{sa| |9}from in front^9| of Accept these few ^|sanuts! nutties!^sa| and Take off that white hat!º,^{s+|8| |9}relieved with Stop his Grog ^|aandº Put It in the Log^a| and Loots in his ^|a(bassvoco)^a| Boots,^9| from good start to happy finish the truly catholic assemblage gathered together ⁽⁷in ^|9the that king's treat^9| house of satin⁷⁾º ^|9alustrelike above floats and footlights^9| from ⁽⁴all quarters theirº assbawlveldts and oxgangs^{4) |2}to applaud unanimously unanimously to ⁽⁴applaud clapplaud^{4)2| |10}(the inspiration of his lifetime and the hits of their careers)^{10| |2}Mr^{2| (7}W. W. Wallenstein Washington^{7) |v2}Kelly's ^|aSemper's Semperkelly's^{a|v2| |2}immergreen^{2| |3}company tourers^3| in ^|10a command performance by special request f with the courteous permission for pious purposes^10| the ^|10homedromed and enliventh performance of theº^{10| |3}problem^{3| |2}passion^2| play of the millentury^|9, running strong since creation,^9| A Royal Divorce^|10, then near the approach towards the summit of its climax,^10| with ambitious interval band selections from The Bo'º Girl and The Lily on all ⁽⁺⁺⁸gala horserie show^++)8| command nights from his viceregal booth ^|8|s+(his boursaline bossaloner is ceilinged
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there a cuckoospit lower less eminent than the redritualhoods of Maccabe and Cullen)^s+|8| where, a veritable Napoleon the ⁽⁴Fourth Nth⁴⁾, ^|9our worldstage's practical jokepiece and retired cecelticocommediant in his own wise,º^{9| |3}the this^{3| (4}father of the people folksforefather⁴⁾ all ^|2of^2| the time sat,º having the entirety of his ^|8house ^|~sib house^~|8| about him,º with the invariable broadstretched kerchief cooling his whole neck, nape and shoulderblades and in a wardrobepannelled wardrobepanelledº tuxedo completely thrown back from a shirt well entitled a swallowall,º ^|2in on^2| every point far outstarching the laundered clawhammers and marbletopped highboys of the pit stalls and early ^|3gallery amphitheatre^3|. ^|10The piece was this: look at the lamps. The cast was thus: see under the clock. Ladies'º circle: cloaks may be left. Pit, prommer and parterre:º standing room only. Habituels conspicuously emergent.^10| It h

^|10⇒^10| Aº baser meaning has been read into these characters the literal sense of which decency can safely scarcely hint. It has been blurtingly bruited by certain ⁽⁺⁺⁸wisecracks wisecrackers^{++)8| |10}(the stinks of Mohorat are in the nightplots of the morning)º^10| that he suffered from a vile disease. ^|10Athma, unmanner them!^10| To such a suggestion the one selfrespecting answer is to affirm that there are certain statements which ought not to be and,º one should like ^|10to hope^10| to be able to add, ought not to be allowed to be made. Nor have his detractors, who, an imperfectly ^|8warmblooded ^|~hematised warmblooded^~|8| race, apparently conceive him as a great white caterpillarº capable of any and every enormity in the calendar recorded to the discredit of the Juke and Kellikek families, mended their case by insinuating that, alternativelyº, he ^|3was lay^3| at one time under the ludicrous imputation of annoying Welshº fusiliers in the ^|3people's^3| park. ^|10Hay, hay, hay! Hoq, hoq, hoq! Faun and Flora on the lea love that little old joq.^10| To anyone
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who knew ^|8and ^|~and, knowing and^~|8| loved the Christlikenessº of the big cleanminded giant H. C. Earwicker throughout his ^|9excellency^9| long ^|9|avicefrugal vicefreegal^a|9| existence the mere suggestion of him as a lustsleuth nosing for trouble in a boobytrap rings particularly preposterous. Truth^(8', beard on prophet,º^8') compels one to add that there is said to have ^(8'once been ^|s+olim been ^|aoneques been been quondam^a|s+| (pfuit! pfuit!)º^8') some case of the kind implicating, it is ^(8'sometimes interdum^8') believed, a quidam ^|8|+(if he did not exist it would be necessary quoniam to invent him)^{+|8| |2(8'}about abhoutº^8') that time ^(8'walking around Dublin stambuling haround
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Dumbaling^{8') |8|+}in ^|aleaky^a| sneakers^+|8| with ^(8'a bad his tarrk^8') recordº^2| who has remained ^(8'completely anonymous topantically anonymosº^8') but ⁽⁴(let us ^(8'call hue^8') him Abdullah Gamellaxarksky)⁴⁾ was, it is stated, posted at Mallon'sº at the instance of watch warriors of the vigilance committeeº and years afterwards^|2, ^(8'writes cries^8') one ⁽⁴evenº greater⁴⁾,^{2| (8'}Ibid, a commender of the frightful,º^8') seemingly^|10, ^|ato unto^a| such as were sulhan sated,^{10| (8'}dropped dead whilst tropped head^{8') (8'}(pfiat! pfiat!)º^8') waiting ^|10his first of the month froods^{10| (8'}for a chop turn for thatt chopp^{8') (8'}somewhere near pah kabbakksº alicubi ^|9|+on the old house^{+|9| |10}for the chargehard, Roche Haddocks^10| off^8') Hawkins Streetº. ^|10Lowe, you blondy liar, Gob scene you in the narked place and she what's edith atº home defileth these boyles! There's a cabful of bash indeed in the homeur of that meal.^10| Slander, let it lie its flattest, has never been able to convict ^(8'that ourº^8') good and great and no ordinary Southron Earwicker, ^|10that homogenius man,^10| as aº pious author callsº him, of any graver impropriety than that, advanced by some ⁽⁷woodward or regarder woodwards or regarders⁷⁾º who did not dare deny^|10, the shomers,^{10| |2}having that ⁽⁷he they⁷⁾ had^(8', chin Ted, chin Tam, chinchin Taffyd,º^8')2| that day consumed ^(8'the their^8') soul of the corn, of having behaved ^|10in an ungentlemanly manner with anº ^|aungentilmensky ongentilmensky^a| immodus^10| opposite a pair of dainty maidservants in the ⁽⁴greenth swoolth⁴⁾ of the rushy hollow whither, or so ^|2both the two^2| gown and pinners pleaded, Dame Natureº ^|3in all ^|ainnocence innocency^a|3| had spontaneously and about the same hour of the eventide sent them both but whose published combinations of ⁽⁷silkinlaine⁷⁾ testimonies are, where not dubiously pure, visibly divergent⁽⁷, as warptº from wept,⁷⁾ on minor points touching the intimate ^|8nature ^|~colour nature^~|8| of this, a first offence in vert or venison which was admittedly an incautious but, at its ⁽⁴widest wildest⁴⁾, a partial exposure with ^|3such^{3| |8}attenuating ^|~attenuaant attenuating^~|8| circumstances ⁽⁴(garthen gaddeth green hwere sokeman hridethº girling)^{4) |3}of as^3| an abnormal Saint ^|+4Martin's Swithin's^+|4| summer ^|8and ^|~and, good our liege, although aggravating, and ^|10(Jesses Rosasharon!)º^10|~|8| a ripe occasion to provoke it.º

^|8|xWeº can't do without them though. Wives,º rush to the restgownsº! ^|9|aOfmen Ofman^a| will toman while led is the lol. Zessid's our kadem, villapleach, vollapluck. Fikup, ^|afor flesh Nellijº,^a| el mundo nov!, oleº flen!^9| If she's ^|~lily a lilyth^~|, pull early! Paulines Pauline, allow! ^|s+And malers abushed, keep black, keep black!^s+|x|8|

Guiltlessº ^|3of much laid to him^3| he was clearly for soº once at least he clearly andº with still a trace of his erstwhile burr ^|v4declared himself to be expressed himself as beingº^v4| and ^|3we know ^|v4hence^v4| it has been received ^|v4of
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us^v4|3| that it is true. They tell the story ^|10(an amalgam as absorbing as cl calzium chloereydes and hydrophobe sponges
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^|acan could^a| make it)^{10| |v4}that how^v4| one happy-go-gustyº ^|3April Ides-of-Aprilº^3| morning (the anniversary,º as it fell out,º of his first ^|3donning ^|v4assuming assumption^v4|3| of ^|2long trousers ^|3youth's trousers his mirthday suit ^|v4and^v4| rights ^|v4in appurtenance^{v4| |a}to the confusioning of human races^a|3|2|) ^|4long ages andº ages^4| after the alleged misdemeanour when the tried friend of ^|3nature ^|8nature all creation^8|,º tigerwood roadstaff to his stay,º^3| was billowing across the wide expanse of our greatest park in his ^|3caoutchouc kepi ^|8and ⁽⁺⁺greatbelted great belt and^{++) |12}leatherbrags hideinsacks^12| and his ^|abluefunx blaufunx^a| fustian and ironsides jackboots and Bhagafat gaiters ^|~(++and his blank^{++)~|8| |v4}& and^{v4|3| |8(++}his^++)8| rubberised invernessº he ^|5met METº^5| a cad with a pipe. The latter^|3, ^|8the luciferant not the ⁽⁺⁺orilate oriuolate⁺⁺⁾,^8| who ^|a(the odds are)^a| is still ^|8going about berting dagoboutº^{8| |5}in the same straw bamer^5|, ^|a|bcarryingº his ^|8coat ^|~goat overgoat^~|8| under his ^|8arm schulder, sheepside out,^{8| |5}so as to look ^|8more^8| like a ^|8coumfry^8| gentleman^5| and^b| signing the pledge as gaily as ^|bever you please^b|,º^a|3| hardily accosted him with how do you ^|3howdoyoudo: ^|v4guiness Guinness^v4| thawº tool ^|5in jew me dinner ⁽⁷ousel ouzelº⁷⁾ fin^5|?º^3| (a ^|3common phrase nice how-do-you-doº^3| in ^|5Dublin Poolblack^5| at the timeº ^|3as some of our ^|aoldfellows ^|5oldtimers ^|8oldchimers olddaisers^{8|5|a| |v4}can may^v4| still tremblinglyº recall^3|) to ask could he tell ^|3him^3| how much ^|4o'clock ^|5a clock a'clockº^5|4| it was that the clock struck had he any idea ^|2by ^|5cock's o'cock'sº^5| luck^{2| |3}as his watch was bradys^3|. ^|8|+Hesitency was clearly to be evitated. Execration as cleverly to be honnisoid.^{+|8| |3}Earwicker The Earwicker of that spurring instant^3|, realising on fundamental ^|3liberal^3| principles the supreme importance^|8|+, nexally and noxally,^+|8| of ^|v4the^v4| physical life ^|3(the nearest help relay being ^|apingpingº^a| K.O.º ^|v4Saint Patrick's Senpatrick'sº^v4| Day and the fenian risingº)^3| and unwishfulº as he felt of being ^|8sent hurled^8| into eternity ^|8right then^8|, plugged by a softnosed bullet from the sap, halted, quick on the draw,º and^|3,º replyinº ^|athat^a| he wasº ^|afeelinº^a| tipstaff, cue,^{3| |v4}produced prodooced^v4| from his gunpocket his ^|3Jurgensen's^3| shrapnel waterbury^|8|+, ours by communionism, his by usucapture,^+|8| but, ^|v4at the same instant on the same stroke,^v4| hearing above the skirling of harsh Mother Eastº old Fox Goodman^|3, ^|5the bellmaster,º^5| over the wastes to south,^{3| |3}at work ^|v4work one at work^v4|3| upon the ^|2|v4five ten^v4| ton^{2| |8}tonuant ^|~thundrous thunderous^~|8| tenor ^|5bell toller^5| in the speckled church ^|10(Couhounin's call!)^10|,º told the inquiring ^|3cad kidder^|a, by Johovaº,^a|3| it was ^|3butt^3| twelve ^|3punctual ^|aof ^|v4them em^v4|a| sidereal^{3| |8}and tankard time^8|,º addingº ^|3however buttall^3|, as he ^|3bent down bended deeply^|a, with smoked sardinish breath,º^a|3| to give more ^|v4weight pondus^v4| to ^|3his utterance the copperstick he presented ^|10(though this seems in some cumfusium with the chapstuck
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ginger which, as being of sours, acids, salts, sweets and bitters compompounded, we know him to have used as chawchaw for bone, muscle, blood, flesh and vimvitals)^10|3|,º that ⁽⁷whereas⁷⁾ the ^|3hakusay^3| accusation ^|v4against him ^|aagainst im againstm^a|v4| had been made, what was wellº known in high quarters, ^|8asº was stood stated in ^|~Morganpost Morganspostº^~|,^8| by a creature in ^|v4human youman^v4| form who was ^|5quite beneath parr and^5| several degrees lower than ⁽⁷a yore^{7) |3}tri ^|v4treblehydrad triplehydrad^v4|3| snake. In greater support of his ^|3words word^3| (^|3they have it, quaint anticipation of a famous phrase, hasº^3| been ^|v4reconstructed reconstricted^{v4| |8|+}out of oral style into the verbal for all time with ritual rhythmics^|a, in quiritary quietude,^{a|+|8| |3}and ^|v4tosammenstucked toosammenstucked^v4|3| from successive accounts ^|3by Noah Webster^3| in the redaction known as the Sayings ^|3Attributive^3|º
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of H. C. Earwickerº^|3, ^|v4price prize^v4| oneº schillings^|v4, postlots free^v4|3|)º the flaxen ^|3giant Gygas^3| tapped his ^|3chronometer chronometrum ^|v4drumdrum^v4|3| and, now standing full erectº ^|3above the ambijacent floodplain,º^{3| |8}scene of its happenence,º^8| with one Berlin gauntlet ^|v4chopstuck in the hough of his elboge ellboge^{v4| |v4}pointed^{v4| |3}(^|4in by^4| ancientest signlore his gesture meaning^|4:^{4| |v4}blank ^|5blank yº^5|!)^{v4|3| |v4}pointed at an angle of thirtytwo degrees^v4| towards ^|v4the his^{v4| |3}iron duke's duc de Fer'sº^3| overgrown milestone ^|3|v4& as^v4| theº fellow ^|v4for to^v4| his gage^3|º ^|v4andº^v4| after a ^|3Macready readypresentº^3| pauseº averred with solemn ^|3emotion emotion's fire^3|: ^|2Credit me, my friend. ^|3Credit me, comrade. ^|aShake Shsh shake^a|, ^|5co-comrade co-comeraid^5|!º^{3|2| |10}Me only, them five ones, he is equal combat.^10| I have won straight. Hence my ^|3nationwide no-nationwideº^{3| |2}business hotel and ^|v4general business creamery establishments^{v4|2| (7}and which^{7) |3}for the honours of our mewmew mutual daughters^|v4, credit me,^v4|3| I am ^|3woowoo^3| willing ^|3|v4, credit me, even if I get life for it^v4|3| to take my stand^|2, sir,^2| upon the monument, that sign of our ^|3ruru^3| redemption, any hygienic day ^|v4at to^v4| this hour and to ⁽⁷declare make my hoath^{7) |3}to my ^|adearº^a| sinnfinners^|v4, even if I get life for it,^v4|3| upon the Open Bibleº ^|v4and^{v4| |3}befuº^3| before the Great Taskmaster's eyeº ^|3(I lift my hat!)º^3| and in the Presenceº of the Deity Itself ^|v4as well as andwell^v4| of ⁽⁷Bishop and Mrs Michan of High Church of England as of all such of said⁷⁾ my immediate ^|3neighbours withdwellers^3| and of every living ^|3soul ^|v4sohule sohole^v4|3| in every corner wheresoever of this globe in general ^|3acquainted with the which useth ^|v4with of^v4| my^3| British ^|3to my backbone^3| tongue and commutative justice ^|3|v4even if I got life for it,^v4|3| that there is not one tittle of truth^|3, allow me to tell you,^3| in that purest of ^|3fibfib^3| fabrications.

^|8⇒^{8| |3}The cad Gaping Gill^3|, ^|3|4who,^{4|3| |9}swift to mate errthors, stern to checkself,^9| diagnosingº ^|3|v4at once^v4| through hisº eustacetube^3| that ^|v4he had it was^v4| to ⁽⁷do make⁷⁾ with a markedly
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postpuberal hyperpituitaryº type ^|3of ^|v4Heidelbergmanlike Heidelbergmannleichº^{v4| |5}blank cavern^5| ethics^3|,º ^|8|+|atouched lufted^a| his slopingforward,^{+|8| |v4}bad ^|9him Sweatagore^9| good murrough ^|8and dublnotch on to it as he was greedly obliged,^8| and^v4| like a sensible ^|3man ham^|9, with infinite tact in the delicate situation seen the touchy nature of its perilous theme,^9|3| thanked ^|3|v4him, sir, um^v4|3| for ^|3guilders received and^3| theº time of day ^|3|v4bad him good murrough^v4|3| (not a little ^|v4taken aback token abock^v4| all theº same that that was ^|3all the time owl the God's clock^3| it was) ^|3and^|10, upon humble duty to greet his Tyskminister and he shall gildthegap Gaper, and thee his a mouldy voids,^10| went about his business,º ^|v4wherever whoever^v4| it was, ^|8saluting corpses, as a metter of corseº ^|a(one could hound him out had one ^|bcare hart^b| to,º for the ^|~blank monticules^~| of scalp and dandruff ^|~monticules droppings^~| blaze his trail),º^a|8| af accompanied by his trusty snarlerº and his permanent reflection ^|a|v4of^v4|a|,º ^|v4verbigracious:º^v4| I have met ^|v4with^v4| you ^|v4either, ^|asir bird^a|,^v4| too late, or if not, ^|v4|asir,^a|v4| too ^|4worm and^4| early:º^3| and ^|10repeated erebusquedº^{10| |9}with tag for ildiotº^{9| |3}verbatim in his secondmouth language^3| as many of the ^|5bigm bigtimer's^{5| |3}verbaten^3| words ^|v4as which^v4| he could ^|3balbly^{3| |v4}call ^|arecall call^a|v4| to memory that same ^|v4evening kveldeve^|9, ere the hour of ^|shthe twattering of bards in the twitterlitter between Druidia and the Deepsleep Sea,^{sh|9|v4| |3}at ^|acome when^a|3| suppertide ^|4and souvenir^{4| |3|v4}came gently^v4| to quiet ^|v4greyblue^{v4| |v4}Charletan Charlatan^v4| Mall ^|v4jointly kem gently^{v4| |a}and along the quiet darkenings of Grand ^|v4& and^v4| Royal ^|b|cas flitmouse flew and it crept in hedge, ff, ^|v4the flittmansfluh flitmansfluh,^v4| and, kk, 't crept i' hedge^{c|b| |v4}as ^|awhereas whenas^a|v4| to many a ^|bsofty softtongue'sº^b| pawkytalk mude unswer ^|4a u^4| sufter ^|v4pogyyog poghyyoghº^v4|,^{a|3| |10}Arvanda always aquiassent,^10| while^|9, ^|shstudying castelles in
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the blowne and studding cowshots over the noran^sh|,^9| he spat ^|3carefully in careful convertedness^{3| |10}a musaic dispensation^10| about his ^|3hearthstone ^|5hearthstone, hearthstone, if you ^|8please pleasesº^8| (Irish saliva, ple mawshe dho hole, but would a respectable ^|awellconnected prominently connected^a| fellow ^|10of Iro-European ascendances^{10| |8|+}with welldressed ideas^{+|8| (7}who knew the correct thing⁷⁾ such as ^|aMr ^|bMonsieur Mr^b|a| Shallwesigh or Monsieur Mr Shallwelaugh expectorate after such a callous fashion, no,º thank ^|8you yous^8|,! when he had his ⁽⁷belcher⁷⁾ spuckertuck in his ^|atassy pucket, pthuck^a|?),º^{5|3| |3}in museful thought musefed with ^|v4thoughts his thou thockitsº^v4|3| after having supped of ^|3the dish ^|5|+sot and pottage which ^|8|+|~the pot valiant^~|+|8| he snobbishly^{+|5| |v4}named dabbed^v4| Peach Bombay ^|10(it is rawly only Lukanpukan ^|apottee ^|bpie pilzenpie^b| which she knows which senaffed and pibered him^a|)^10|,º^{3| |2}very excellent ^|3very supremely excellent a supreme of excelling^3|2| peasº ^|v4boiled balled^{v4| |10}under minnshogue's milk^{10| |3}with into^3| whitemaltº ^|3vinegar ^|awinesour ^|v4winesowre and rootie winesour^v4|a|3|, a proviandº ^|3|v4which with a chaser of perry^{v4|3| |8}he the littlebilker^{8| |+8}frankly hoarsely^+|8| relished^|3, chaff it,^3| in the ^|10raw snevel^10| season^|8, being as fain o't as ^|~a your^~| rat wi' fennelº ^|~; and on this celebrating
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occasion of the happy escape, for a crowning of pot valiance, hisº regional platter, benjamin of bouillisº, ^|10with a spolish olive to middlepoint its zaynith,^10| was marrying itself ^|9(porkograso!)º^9| very deluxiously with a bottle of Phenice-Bruerie '98, followed for second nuptials by a Piessporter, Grand Cruº, of both of which cherished tablelights ^|10(though humble the bounquet 'tis a leaman's farewell)^10| he obdurately sniffed the cobwebcrusted corks^~|8|.

^|8⇒^{8| |3}The cad's wife Our cad's bit of strifeº ^|5|+(knee Bareniece ^|aMacSwell ^|bMaxwell Maxwelton^b|a|)^+|5| with a quick ear for spittoonsº^3| (as the aftertale ^|3has hath^3| it) ^|3|10gleaned glaned^10| up ^|aas usual ^|v4with her usual domestic husbandry as usual with dumbestic husbandry^{v4| |10}(no persicks and armelians for ^|aher thee, Pomeranzia^a|!)^{10| |v4}& but^|10, slipping the clav in her claw,^{10|v4|a|3| |3}spoke broke^3| of the matter ^|5among a hundred and eleven others^{5| |3|v4}with in^v4| her usual curtsey^{3| |8}(how faint these first vhespers womanly are^|10, a secret pispigliando,^10| amad the ^|10lavurdy^10| den of their manfolkenº!)^8| the next night ^|3but nudge^3| oneº ^|10as was Hegesippus^{10| |3}over ^|5a oº^{5| |10}cup hup^{10| |v4}o' cha a' chee^|9, ^|shher eys dry and small and speech thicklish^{sh| |sh}because he appeared a funny colour^sh| like he couldn't stood that they old hens no longer,^{9|v4|3| |3}after sodality meeting ^|v4after sodality kneeling^v4|3| to ^|3the her particular^3| reverend, the director,º whom she had been meaning ^|3in her mind primarily^3| to speak with ^|10(hosch, intra! jist a timblespoon!)^10|,º trusting^|3, between cuppled lips ^|5and annie laurieº promises^{5| |10}(mighshe never have Esnekerry pudden come Annanovº for her pecklapitschens!)^10|,º^{3| |+8}it that the ^|9report gossiple^9| so delivered in his epistolear^|9, ^|shburied ^|12teatoatsally teatoastally^12| in their Irish stew^sh|,º^9|+|8| would ^|3go slipº^3| no further than his ^|3jesuit's^3| cloth, yet ^|10(in vinars venitas! volatiles valetotum!)^10| it was ^|3he this ^|v4romish overspoiled^v4| priest,º Mr Browne,^{3| |v4}in all human likelihood^v4||3|v4,^v4| disguised as a vicentianº,^3| who, when seized of the facts, was overheard^|v4,^{v4| |3}in his secondary personality as a Nolan,º^{3| |v4}and^{v4| |10}underearedº, poul soul,^10| by accident — if, ^|v4indeed that is^v4|, ^|3it the incidentº^3| was an accident ^|10for here the ruah of Ecclectiastes of Hippo outpuffs the writress of ^|aHavvah-bean-Annah Havvah-ban-Annah^a|10| — to ^|3repeat pianissime^3| a slightly varied version of ^|8the words Crookedrib'sº ^|s+words confidentials^{s+|8| |3|9}(what Mère Aloyse said but for ^|aJesephine's Jesuphine's^a| sake!)^9|,º hands between ^|8hands hahands^8|, in fealty sworn ^|9(my bravor best! my fraur!)^9|,º^{3| |3}to and^|9, to the strains of The Secret of Her Birth,º^9| hushly pierce the rubiend ^|+8ear aurellamº^+|8| of ^|aone Philly ^|bThorston ^|v4Thornton ^|aThurston Thurnston^a|v4|b|,º^a|3| a layteacher of near stout figure of rural science and ^|3school gardening ^|v4orthophonetics orthophonethics^v4|3| of a nearstoutº figure and ^|v4in about^v4| the middle
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^|3forties of his forties,º^3| during a priestly flutter for safe and sane ^|3bets ⁽⁺⁺⁸lds bets^++)8|3| at the ^|3racecourse hippic runfields^3| of ^|2breezy^2| Baldoyle on a date ^|9(W. W. goes through the ^|~Kard cardº^~|)^9| easily capable of ^|v4remembrance rememberance^v4| by all ^|3good turfites pickersupº of ^|8|s+events classic national and^s+|8| Dublinº details^|9, the doubles of Perkin and Paullock, peer and prole,^9|3| when the ^|3classic^3| Encourage ^|v4Selling Hackney^v4| Plate was captured by two ^|+8lengths noses in a ⁽⁺⁺blanket stablecloth⁺⁺⁾ finish^|9, ekº and nek, some and none, evelo nevelo,^9|+|8| from ^|9the cream colt,^9| Bold Boy Cromwell after a clever getaway by Captain ^|3D. Chaplain^3| Blount's ^|3fresh colt Drummer Coxon roe hinny Saint Dalough (Drummer Coxon ^|9nondepict^9| third)º^3| at ^|2short breakneck^2| odds^|2, ^|5thanks ⁽⁷(thanks thanks^7)5| to you,º great little^|9, bonny little, portey littleº^{9| |3}Danny Frush, Winny ^|5Widger, ⁽⁷Widger!) Widger!º^{7)5|3| |9}you're all their nappies!^9| who in his neverrip mud and ^|v4purple purpular^{v4| |3}cap was^3| surely ^|3|v4miles leagues^v4|3| unlike any other ^|3jockey phantomweight^3| that ever ^|3happened ^|v4topped the ^|atopped toppitº^a| our^v4| timber maggies^3|2|. It

^|12It was 'Twas^12| two ^|10pisonouseº^{10| |12}coves Timcoves^{12| |10}(the wetter is pest, the renns are overt and come and the voax of the ^|aturfer turfur^a| is hurled on our lande)^10| of the name ofº Treacle Tom, as was just out of ⁽⁷pawn pop⁷⁾ following the theft of a leg of ^|5Kehoe, Donnellyº and Pakenham'sº ^|aFinnish^a|5| pork,º and his own blood and milk brother ^|v4professionally known as^v4| Frisky Shorty ^|3|9(he was, to be exquisitely punctilious about them, both shorty and frisky)^9|,º a tipsterº^3| come off the hulks,º both of them awful poor, what was out on the bumaroundº for an oofbirdº game for a jimmy o'goblinº or a small thick un as ^|3heard chanced^|9, while the Seaforths was making the colleenbawl,^9| to ear ^|awick their own hearsº^a|3| the ^|v4parson passon^v4| in the motor ^|2togs clobberº^2| make use of ^|v4the his^{v4| |8}law^8| language ^|9(Edzo, Edzo on)º^{9| |8|+}touchin the case of Mr Adams what was in all the sundays about it^+|8| which he was ^|3rubbing noses with and^3| having a gurgle off his own along of the butty bloke in the specs.

^|8⇒^8| This Treacle Tom^|5,^5| to whom reference has been made^|5,º^5| had been absent from his usual wild and woollyº haunts ^|9in the ^|shland of counties capalleens^sh|9| for some time previous to that (he was, in fact, in the habit of frequenting common lodginghouses where he slept^|3|v4, hailfellow with meth,^v4|3| in a nude state^|v4, hailfellow with meth,^v4| in strange men's ^|4bunks cots^4|) but on racenight^|v4,^v4| blotto after divers tots of ^|s10rum tony hell fire^|a, red biddy^{a|s10| |v4|8|s10}and, bull dog,^s10| blue ruin ^|s10and creeping jenny^s10|8|,^{v4| |9|10}Englandine'sº choicest herbage,^10| supplied by the Duck and ^|aDog Doggies^a|, the Galopping Primrose, Brigid Brewster's, the Cock, the Postboy's Horn,
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the Little Old Man's and, all swell that aimswell,º the Cup and the Stirrup,º^9| he sought his wellwarmed ^|9bed leababobed^9| in a ^|3house of call housingroomº ^|a|bColumbarium Abide With Oneanotherº^b|a|3| at Block ^|v4W W.W.^{v4| |9}(why didn't he back it?)^9|,º Pump Court, The Liberties,º and^|9, what with moltapuke on voltapuke,^{9| |3}repeated resnored ^|8alcoh alcoho^8| alcoherently^{3| |9}to the burden of ^|shI come, my horse delayed,º ^sh| nom, num,^9| the substance of the tale ^|3of the evangelical ^|abusybody ^|v4busybozzy bussybozzy^{v4|a|3| |9}and the
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rusinurbean (the “girls”º he would keep calling them for the collarette and skirt, the sunbonnet and carnation)^9| in parts ^|9(it seemed he was before the eyots of martas or otherwales the thirds of fossilyears, he having beham with katya when lavinias had her mens lease to sea in a pumpshipº doodly show whereat he was looking for fight niggers with whilde ^|aroars roarses^a|)^{9| |v4}more than once^{v4| (7}oft in the chilly night^{7) |9}(the metagonistic! the ^|shepickthalamorous^sh|!)^9| during uneasy slumber in ^|4the joint hearing their hearings^4| of Peter Cloran a ^|3discharged small and stonybroke^3| cashdraper'sº ^|3executive ex-executive,º^3| Peter Cloran ^|3(discharged)^3|,º ^|3O'Donnell O'Mara^3|, ^|3a ^|aa former an ex-privateº^a|3| secretary of no fixed abode (locally known as ^|3Cruck ^|aMildew^a| Lisa^3|)º who had passed several nights^|3, funnish enough,^3| in a doorway ^|3under the blankets of homelessness on the bunk of ^|5iceland icelond^5|,º^{3| |5}pillowed upon the stone of destiny colder than man's knee or woman's breast,^5| and Hosty ^|10(no slouch of a name)^10|,º an illstarred beachbuskerº who, ^|3sans rootie and sans ^|5blank ⁽⁷suet scrapie^7)5|,^{3| |10}feeling suspicioning^{10| |3}suicidal as how he was ^|10setting on a twoodstool^10| on ^|athe ^|v4his the^v4|a| verge of selfabyss^|10, most starved,^{10| |a}with melancoholiaº over everything in general ^|10(night birman, you served him with natigal's nano!)^10|a|3|,º had been ^|10towhead^10| tossing on his shakedown, devising ways and ^|3mannersº of^3| meansº of ^|10what he loved to ^|aifidalicense ifidalicence^a|10| somehow or other ^|10in the nation^10| getting a hold of some 's chap's parabellum in the hope of ⁽⁷taking a ^|8tuppence wing^8| sociable and⁷⁾ lighting upon a ^|10sidewheel^10| dive somewhere off the ^|3main tramline Dullkey Downlairy and Bleakrooky tramaline^3| where he could ^|10throw true and^10| go and blow the ^|5sibicidal^5| napper off himself ^|10for two bits ^|ato boldywell balditudeº^a|10| in ^|10the^10| peace and ^|v4quietness ^|10quietude quitybus^{10|v4| |10}of a one sure shot bottle^10|, he ^|9having been after having being^9| trying all he knew ^|9with the lady's help of Madam ^|aGristle Grisstleº^a|9| for ^|v4over upwards of^v4| eighteen ^|3months colandersº^3| to get ^|5out of Sir Patrick Dun's, through Sir Humphrey Jervis'sº and^5| into ^|9the Saint Kevin's bed in the^{9| |5}Jervis Street Adelaida'sº^{5| |3}hospital ^|5hosspittle hosspittlesº^{5|3| |9}(from
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these incurable welleslays ^|a|band among those^b| uncarable wellasdays ^|b|cfor through^c|b| Sant Iago ^|bby his^b| cocklehatº^a| good Lazarº deliver us!)^9| without ^|9after^9| having been able to ^|9wangle jerrywangle^9| it anysides. ^|3O'Mara Lisa ^|9O'Dara O'Deavis^9|3| and ^|3Peter Doran Roche ^|9Moran Mongan^{9| |a}(whoº had so much incommonº, ^|9epipsychidically,º^9| if the phrase be permitted,º hostis et odor insuper petroperfractus)^a|3| as an understood thingº slept ^|9their sleep of the swimborne^9| in the ^|2same one^{2| |3}bed ^|v4tumbler bed ⁽⁷tumblerbed ^|9tumblerbunk sweet undulant mother of tumblerbunks^9|7)v4|3| with Hosty ^|3just ^|alike how^a| the shavers in the shaw^|9, theº yokels in the yoats or, well, the wasters in the wilde,^{9| |a|v4}and a good night's rest und rumble with his co-exes H was not the same man^v4|a|3| and the bustling tweeny ^|v4dawn-of-all-work dawn-of-all-worksº^{v4| |9}(meed of anthems here we pant!)^9| had not been ^|v4very many hours many jiffies^v4| furbishing potlids, doorbrasses, scholars'º applecheeks and linkboys'º metals when^|10, ashhopperminded like no fella he go make bakenbeggfuss longa white man,^10| the rejuvenated busker ^|v4(for after a goodnight's rave and rumble ^|10and a shat shinkhams topmorning^10| with his coexes he was not the same man)^v4| and his ^|2broadawake^2| bedroom suite ^|9(our boys, as our Byron called them)^9| were up and ^|3afoot crosstown ^|aasnoop ashuffle^{a| |9}from the hogshome they lovenaned The Barrel,^9| cross ^|aEblan's Ebblinn's^{a| (7}cold chilled⁷⁾ hamlet^{3| |8}(their theirº routes and ^|astations restings ^|bon their then
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superficies^b|a| curiously correspondent withº those linesº and puncta where our tubenny habenny metro ^|~manimetres maniplumbs^~| below the oberflake ^|~un_unreadro_unread & underrails and^~| stations at ^|~the this^~| time of riding)^8| to the ^|4thrumming thrummings^4| of a crewth fiddle ^|3which^|9, cremoaning and cronauning, levey grevey, ^|awippy witty^a| and wevey, appy, leppy and playable,^9| caressed the ears of the subjects of King ^|8Saint^8| Finnerty the Festive,º ^|awho, ⁽⁷in brick homes of their own and in their flavoryº fraiseberry beds,^{7) |9}heeding hardly cry of honeyman, sweetº lavender of or foyneboyne salmon alive,^9| with their ^|5priggish^5| mouths all open ^|9for the larger appraisiation of this longawaited Messiagh of roaratorios^9|, were only halfpast ^|9asleep alsweeeep^9|,º^a|3| and,º after ^|9a brisk pause ^|shat a pawnbroking establishment for the ^|aprothetic^a| purpose of redeeming the songster's truly admirable false teeth^sh| and^9| a ^|3prolonged^3| visit to a ^|3publichouse house of call^|9, fizz, the Old Sots' Hole^{9| |9}in at^9| Cujas ^|aRow Place ^|9inº the parish of Saint Cecily within the liberty of Ceolmore^9|a|3|, not a thousand ^|v4or one^{v4| |2}national^2| leagues^|9, that was, by Griffith's valuation,º^9| from the site of ^|3Parnell's statue the statue of Primewer Glasstone setting a match to the march of a ^|5blank maker ^|a(lastº of the ^|~8stewarts, peutêtre stewards peut-être^~|8|)^a|5|,º^3| where, the tale ^|3runs on rambles
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^|v4on along^v4|3|, the trio ^|2of whackfolthediddlers^{2| |v4}were shortly was^v4| joined by a ^|3further further-intentions-apply-tomorrowº^3| casual and a decent sort ^|2of the hadbeen variety^2| who had just ^|3pocketed been ^|apocketing touching^a|3| the weekly insult^|3, phew itº,^3| and all ^|5th figblabbersº^{5| |10}(who saith of noun?)^10| had stimulants in the shape of ^|v4five^v4| gee and gees stood by the ^|3damn^3| decent sorts sort after which ^|3stag luncheon and a few ones more ^|a|b|v4just^v4| to celebrate yesterday^b|, flushed with their firestufffosteredº friendship,^{a|3| |2}all the rascals^2| came out of the licensed premises ^|3|a(Browneº first^a|, the ^|aexecutive small ^|bp.s. ex-ex-executiveº^{b|a| |v4}in the sad rear of them, capahand, capahand in their sad rear^v4| like a lady's ^|aP.S. postscript^a|: I want money. Pleasend.)º^3| wiping their ^|3mouth laughleaking ^|amouths lipes^a|3| on their ^|3sleeve sleeves^3|,º ^|9how the bouckaleens shout their roscan generally (seinn fion, seinn fion's araun!),º^{9| |v4}and^v4| the ^|9|+rhymers'^+|9| world was ^|9|+with reason^+|9| the richer for a ^|3new halfpenny wouldbe^3| ballad^|8, toº the balladeerº of which the world ^|9of ^|shcumannity singing^sh|9| owes a tribute for having placed on the ^|~planet a melomap planet's melomap his lay^~| of the vilest bogeyer ^|~of the but^~| most attractionable avatar the ^|~planet world^~| has ever had to explain for^8|.

^|8⇒^8| This^|5, more krectly,º lubeenº ^|9or ^|shfellow-me-liederº ^sh|9|5| was first ^|2sung poured forth^{2| |10}where Riau Liviau riots and Coloº de Houdo humps,^{10| |3|a}to the fiddling of Delany, the decent sort who had stumbled out & was like his namesake when you seem to look at him, ^|v4to the^v4| stepjigging ^|v4added strains of his majesty the flute which, Delany, the decent sort drew out of his hat, looking still more like his namesake as men noted the snowy crested curl amid his wild & moulting hair^v4|a|3| under the shadow of the monument of the ^|2dead shouldhavebeen^2| legislator ^|8(Eleutheriodendron! Spare,º ^|~wodeman woodmann^~|, spare!)^8| to an overflow meeting ^|3of all the nations in Lenster^3| fullyfillingº the visional area and^|9, as a singleminded supercrowd,^9| easily representative^|9, what with masks, whet with faces,^9| of all sections and cross sections ^|9(wineshop and cocoahouse poured out to brim up the broaching)^9| of ^|3the Irish our ^|aDublinese liffeysideº^a|3| people ^|8(to omitº mention of the mainland minority and such as had wayfared viaº Watling, Ernin, Icknild and Stane:º inº chief a halted cockney car with its quotal of Hardmuth's hacks^|~, a northern tory, a southern whig, an eastanglian chronicler and a landwester guardian^~|)^8| ranging
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from slips of young ^|3Dublins dublinos^{3| |3}from Cutpurse Row^{3| |3}with pocketed hands with their hands in their kneepants^{3| |2}having nothing ^|v4better^v4| to do ^|abut ^|v4except than^v4|a| walk about^{2| |3|x|v4}with^v4| their hands in their kneepants^|9, sucking airwhackers, weedulicet, jumbobricks,^9|x|3| side by side with ^|3truant officers,^{3| (7}corporation bucket emergencymen in search of an honest crust three woollen balls and poplin in search of a croust of pawn⁷⁾ to busy professional gentlemen, a brace of palesmen ^|v4with dundrearies^|9|+, nooning toward Daly's,^{+|9|v4| |2}fresh from ^|3snipeshooting snipehitting ^|v4& and^v4| mallardmissing^{3| |a}in on^a| Rutland Heath^{2| |v4}with dundrearies exchanging, exchangingº^v4| cold sneers, massgoing
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ladies ^|3from Hume Street^3| in their chairs,º ^|9the bearers baited,^{9| |2}and some wandering ^|3pigs ^|10hamalegs hamalags^{10|3| |v4}from out of^v4| the adjacent cloverfieldsº ^|5of Mosse's Gardens^5|, an oblate father ^|3from Skinner'sº Alley^3|, bricklayers^|3, a fleming ⁽⁷in tabinet^7)|4,º fumant,^4| with spouse and dog, an aged ^|aman ^|v4barehead hammersmith^v4|a| who had some ^|achildren chisellersº^a| by the handº, ^|9a bout of cudgel players,^{9| |a|b}some not a few^b| sheepº with the braxy,^{a| |v4}three two^v4| bluecoat scholars, ^|atwo ⁽⁷three four^7)a| broke gents out of Simpson's ⁽⁷on the Rocks, ^|9a portly and a pert still tassing Turkey coffeeº and orange shrub in Hickey'sº door,^9| Peter Pim and Paul Fry and then Elliot and, O, Atkinson,⁷⁾ suffering hell's delights from ^|5the blains of^5| their ^|5annuitants'^{5| |9}horns acorns^9|,º^{3| |v4}and so on^v4| not forgetting^{2| |3|a}a deuce of dianas ridy for the hunt,^a| a ^|aparticularist^a| prebendary pondering on the ^|aRoman question roman easterº^a|, ^|athe tonsure question ^|v4& and^v4| greek uniatesº, plunk em,^{a|3| |9}a lace lappet head or two or three ^|aor four^a| from a window,^{9| |v4}one or two and so on down to a few^{v4| |3}good^3| old souls ^|9who,º ^|aas they were juiced^a| after taking their pledge over at the uncle's place, were^{9| |v4}obviously evidently^v4| under the spell of liquor ^|v4|9from the wake of Tarry the Tailor^9|,º a fair girl, a jolly ^|10postboy postoboy^10| thinking off three flagons and^{v4| |3|x}one^|5,º ^|10a plumodrole,^10| a halfsirº ⁽⁷from the weaver's almshouse^7)5| who clings ^|a|v4& and^v4| clings ^|v4& and^{v4| |10}chatchatchat^10| clings^a| to ^|v4the her^|5, a wholedam's,º^{5|v4| |a}cloudred cloudhued^{a| |v4}petticoat pittycoatº^v4| as child, as curiolater, as Caoch O'Leary^x|3|.

^|5Word Theº wararrow^{5| |3}went ^|v4poured went^v4|3| round^|3, so it did ^|9(a nation wants a gaze)^9|,º^3| and the ballad,º ^|5printed^{5| |10}on in the felibrine trancoped metre affectioned by Taiocebo, in his Casudas de Poulichinello Artahut, ^|astamped stumpstampaded^a| on to^10| a slip of ^|3blue paper ^|4blancowhite ^|ablancowfhite, blancovide and^a|4|3| headed by ^|8a an excessively^8| rough ^|3and red^3| woodcut,º ^|5privately printed at the rimepress of Delville,^5| soon fluttered ^|5its secret^5| on ^|3white^3| highway and ^|3brown^3| byway to the rose of the winds ^|3and the ^|v4whispery blew of the^v4| gaels,º^3| from ^|3greenº^{3| |v4}laneway archway^v4| to ^|3goldº^3| lattice and from ^|3mouth black hand^3| to ^|3pink^3| ear^|3, village crying to village,º^{3| |v4}throughout through^v4| the five ^|3corners pussyfours^3| of the united statesº of ^|3Ireland. Scotia ^|8Picta. Picta — andº he who denayesº it, may his hairs be rubbed in dirt!º^{8| |a|v4}The chickpea would a rolling go whether our farmer would have it or no.^v4|a|3|

^|3|aAmid the plaudits of the rapsods ^|v4Amid a perfect downpour of plaudits among the rapsods Toº the added strains ^|9(so peacifold)º^9| of his majesty the flute^|9, that onecrooned king of ^|saunscrewments inscrewments^|b, Piggott's purest, ciello alsoliuto,^b|sa|9| which ^|9Delaney Mr Delaney ^|sa(Mr Delacey?)^sa|, horn^9|, anticipating a perfect downpour of plaudits among the rapsods, ^|9drew piped^9| out of his decentsoort hat, looking still more like his ^|9purseyful^9| namesake as men ^|10of Gaul^10| noted^|10, but before of to sputabout,^10| the
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snowycrested curl amoist ^|9his the leader's^9| wild and moulting hair,º^{v4|a|3| |3|x|9}“Ductor”º^9| Hitchcock hoisted his fezzy ^|acap fuzz^a| at bludgeon's height^|9, signum to his
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companions of the chalice,º^9| for ^|9“the Loud Fellow, boys”º and^9| “silentium in curia!”º ^|5(^|v8the our^v8| maypole once more where ^|ait he^a| rose ofº old!)º^5| and the canto was chantied ^|v4near there^|9, chorussedº and christened,º^9| by^v4| the old tollgate^|9, Saint Annona's Street and Church^9|.^x|3|

^|8⇒^{8| |v4}So And^v4| around the ^|v4land this lannº the^v4| rann it ^|v4ran rann^v4| and this is the rann that Hosty made.º ^|9Spoken. Boyles and Cahills, Skerretts and Pritchards, viersified and piersified,º may the treeth we tale of live in stoney. Here linesº the refrains of. ^|aSome vote him Vike, some mote him Mike, some dub him Llyn and Phin while others hail him Lug, Bug, Dan,º Lop, Lex, Lax, Gunne or Guinn. Some apt him Arth, some bapt him Barth, Coll, Noll, Soll, Will, Wellº, Wall,º but I parse him Persse O'Reilly else he's called no name at all. ^|bAll together. Together.^b|a|9|

^|v4⇑^{v4| |v4}Sure leave Arrah, ^|alave leave^a|v4| it to Hosty, frosty Hosty, leave it to Hosty for he's the ^|v4man mann^v4| to rhyme the rann, the rann, the rann,º the king of all wrannsº. ^|v4So:^{v4| |3}Have you here? ^|9(Someº ha)^9| Have we where? ^|9(Someº hant)^9| Have you hered? ^|9(Othersº do)^9| Have we whered? ^|9(Othersº dont)^9| It's ^|v4coming cumming^v4|! It'sº ^|v4bromming brumming^v4|! The clip, the clop!º ^|9(All cla) ^|saGlass crash.^{sa|9| |v4}the (blank THE (klikka­klakka­klaska­klopatz­klatscha­batta­creppy­crotty­graddagh­semmih­sammih­nouithappluddyappladdypkonpkot!)º^v4|3|

^|3|xBALLAD OF PERSSE O'REILLYº
(as sung by Phoblacht)º^{x|3| |7|+}
Music by O. Gianni! blank Words by A. Hames¡º^+|7|

^|9Ardite, arditi!
Music cue.^9|

^|v4Sh sh sh! Sh sh sh! Sh! Sh! Sh!º^v4|

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Have you heard of one Humpty Dumpty
How he fell with a roll and a rumble
And ^|3lay low curled up^3| like Lord ^|v4Oliver Olofa^v4| Crumple
By the ^|3back butt^3| of the Magazine Wallº,