^|2Well, ^|a|bladies & gentlemen & toastmaster general, your^b| health & song &^a| Erin go dry!^2| To stir up love and fizz I lift this bridle's cup of her champagne dimmydouce, tightfit for my snowybreasted, and while my pearlies in their sparkling wisdom i are nippling its bubblets I swear and let you swear, by the round of ^|2my our ^|adear^a|2| old ^|2one's Snaggletooth's^2| solidbowl, I never will prove I'm untrue to your liking ^|2(swear!)^2| so long as my hole looks down. That's that.

So I'm ^|2leaving not forgetting my inner man for I'm leaving^2| my ^|2darling^2| proxy behind for you, Dave the Dancer, a squamous runaway and a dear old pal of mine too! ^|2|afor^a| He's the mightiest penumbrella I ever flourished beyond the shadow of a post!^2| Be sure and ^|2love link^2| him, my treasure, as often as you ^|2like learn^{2| |2}so long as there's nothing between you but the plain deal ^|aManilla^a| table^2| only don't encourage him to cry ^|2lessontimes^2| over Leperstown. ^|2Talk of wolf in a stomach, by all that's verminous! ^|aI knew I smelt ^|bthe^b| garlic league.^a| Why, bless me quick^2| Here he is ^|2darling Dave ^|ajust in time^a|2| as if he fell out of space, all draped in mufti, coming back from his continence, ^|2|aafter a bad passage^a| by the 11.32,^2| with the pork's ^|2head pate^2| in his ^|2hand paw^2| and the gulls laughing lime on his natural skunk, blushing like ^|2a Pat's^2| pig, begob! ^|2He's not ashamed to carry ^|aout^a| the ^|atestimonial testimonicals^a| he got ^|ain Paddyouare as a Home cured emigrant^a| for all to see. ^|aunread unread unread Bearer may leave the church,^a| signed, Figura Porca.^2| He's the sneaking likeness of me, faith, and every biter's bit as nasal a romeo as I am, for ever cracking quips on himselfº that merry, the jeenjakes, he'd soon arise mother's roses with bedewing tears onto anny living girl's laftercheeks. He's a jarry queer fish betimes, I grant, but, lice and all ^|2and semicoloured and stainedglasses^2|, I'm enormously fond of that foreigner, I'll say I am. We're as thick and thin now as ^|2could possibly be two tubular jawballs^2|. ^|2|aI hate him about heresy. But^a| I love him. I love his portugal's nose.^2| Isn't he after touching ^|2everyone else he ever knew every distinguished Irishman he could ever distinguish from a Yourishman^2| for the half of a crown and peace? ^|2Bravo, chief!^2| Sure there's nobody else to touch ^|2him the darling^2| at all ^|2for sheer dare^2| with that potful of Spanish breens on him! A ^|2jollytan sollytan^2| fine cemented brick! Dave knows I have the highest respect of ^|2anyman anyone in my own smooth way^2| for David Crozier. The most important man! Ho, by the holy, someone has shaved his ^|2rough diamond^2| skull for him as clean as Nuntius' piedish! ^|2He's the ^|aspaton spatton^a| spit, so he is, of ^|athe^a| old ^|acrusader,^a| Shemuel Tulliver!^2| Hold hard till you hear him clicking his bull's bones. You're welcome back, Wilkins! ^|2|alike the unread to^a| red berries ^|ain ^|ba the^b| frost.^a|2| Give us your dyed hand ^|2here. here, frater!^2|! ^|2I'm better pleased than £10.^2| Faith, I'm proud
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of you, ^|2sir! ^|afrench^a| davit!^{2| |2}You've surpassed yourself!^2| This is my aunt Julia Bride ^|2out of the Babes in the Wood^2| dying to ^|2know you have you languish to scandal in her bosky old manor^2|. ^|2|xlanguishtoscandal boskgold_unread^{x|2| |2}You haven't seen her since she went into boy's smallclothes. ^|aEmbrace her ^|bout of pure ^|clove luck^c|b| before she goes off ^|bin pure love^b|. I'd give 3/- ^|bto the canon^b| to see you kiss her as if she was a crucifix.^a|2| Turn around^|2, ^|aSkeezy^a| Sammy,^2| till we see are you still full of poetry. ^|2Can you jingle sing us a stave ^|anow encore^a| on your jubalharp, eh, ^|aMr^a| Jinglejoys? ^|aGive us your imitation of the the ^|bBay death^b| of Nelson.^a|2| What^|2, sir^2|? Taurus periculosus morbus pediculosus miserere mei et miseribilibus! Hoho! ^|2Begob, there's ^|ano not so much^a| green in his Ireland's eye. ^|aThe bark is still there but the molars are gone.^a|2| Did you note that worried ^|2expression expressionism on his phonograph^2|? ^|2|aEncore! Encore! Areesh! Areesh!^{a|2| |2}And did you ^|asee twig^a| the sham leaf creeping down his ^|acoat ^|bbreastcoat ^|cblousybreast blousyfrock^c|b|a|?^2| My oldfellow's uncle Caius Codinhand, that was garotted, used to chop that tongue of his, japlatin, with my younkle's owlseller, ^|2that went ^|astonedeaf stonebothered^a|2| Wolfe Woodenbeard, in the tower of Balbus as brisk, man, as I'd scoff up lobscouse. But it's all deafman's duff to me, begob. ^|2Sam knows ^|amiles better than me^a| how to work the miracle.^2| He'll soon tune your Erin's ear for you ^|2to read the roman's —^2| while I'm away ^|2from wherever thou art, going in for my examinations^2|. ^|2|aMind Pick^a| your stops ^|aunread ^|b_unreadfully with fondest^b|a|. ^|aAnd mind you tie ^|byour the two strings of your^b| nicenames.^{a| |a}Pick And pull^a| up your words ^|awell as much as you can^a|. ^|a|bHis hearing is doubting just as my seeing is believing.^{b| |b}So^b| Let him ^|bsee blink^b| for himself where you speak the west ticklish.^a| Fond Namer let me never see thee unread blame ^|aa ^|band a^b|a| kiss for shame a knee.^2|