This way the mewseyroom. Mind your hat ^|+going in. goan in!^+| Now yiz are in the Willingdone ^|+museum mewseyroom^+|. This is a Prooshious gunn. This is a ffrinch. Tip. This is the flag of the Prooshious. ^|+The Cap & Soracer.^+| This is the bullet that ^|+bing byng^+| the flag of the Prooshious. This is the ffrinch that fire ^|+on^+| the bull that bang the flag of the Prooshious. ^|+|aUp Saloos to^a| Crossgunn. Up with the pike & fork!^+| Tip. This the ^|+triplewon^+| hat ^|+o' of^+| lipoleum. Tip. Lipoleumhat. This is the Willingdone on his white harse ^|+the Cokenheap^+|. This the big ^|+Sraughter^+| Willingdone, grand and magentic, in his goltin spurs and quarterbrass ^|+shoes woodyshoes ^|aand his pulluponeasion wartrews^a|+|. This is his big wide harse. Tip. This is the three lipoleum boyne grouching down in the living ditch. This is an ^|+innimyskilling^+| inglis, this is a scotcher ^|+grey^+|, this a walshe one^|+, stooping^+|. This is the bog lipoleum mordering the lipoleum beg. This is the little lipoleum boy that was nayther bog nor beg. ^|+Touchole ^|aunread Tuomash Fitz Tuomush^a|, Dirty Mac ^|aDick Dyke^a|, Hairy O'Hurry ^|aall of them arminus-varminus^a|.^+| This is Delian alps. ^|+This is Mont Tiffle, this is Mont Tipsey, this is the Mons Injun.^+| This is the crimmealine of the alps ^|+sheltershocking hooping to sheltershock^+| the three lipoleums.
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This is the jinnies with their legohorns ^|+feinting to read their handmade book of stralegy &^+| making their war undisides the Willingdone. The jinnies is a cooin her ^|+hair hand^+| and the jinnies is a ravin her hair & the Willingdone ^|+get git^+| the band up. This is the Big ^|+Willingdone Willingdone's^+| tallowscoop ^|+Wounderworker^+| obscides on ^|+the flanks of^+| the jinnies. Tip. This is the ^|+Belchium taking Belchum ^|asneaking snaking^a|+| a phillippy out of his ^|+most decisive^+| bottle of Tilsiter. ^|+This is the libel on the battle. ^|aAwful Grimmest Sun'shat Cromwelly, Looted.^a|+| This is the jinnies hasting dispatch to ^|+fontannoy irrigate^+| the Willingdone. ^|+Dispatch across the shortfront of the Belchum.^+| Liefer ^|+Awthur ^|aSraughter Othor^a|+|, fieldgaze ^|+the thy^+| tiny frow? ^|+Hug acting. Nap.^{+| |+}The That was the tictacs^+| jinnies ^|+think they cotch for to fontannoy^+| the Willingdone. ^|+Shee shee shee! ^|aThe jinnies is jillous on the lipoleums. And the lipoleums is boycotton onto the Willingdone. And the Willingdone git the band up^a|+| This is the ^|+Belchium Belchum^+|, bonnet and busby, breaking the word ^|+with a ball up his ear^+| to the Willingdone. This is the Willingdone's hurold dispatchback. ^|+Dispatch desployed on the regions rare of the Belchum.^+| Cherry jinnies, damn fairy ann, voutre, Willingdone. Tip. ^|+That was the first joke of Willingdone ^|atic for tac^a|. Hee hee hee!^+| This is the ^|+Belchium Belchum^+| in his ^|+12 mile^+| cowchooks footing the camp for the jinnies. For he'd sooner buy a guinness than he'd sell sour stout.
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This is ^|+Prooshious Rooshious^+| balls. This is ^|+the ffrinch a ttrinch^+|. ^|+This is mistletropes, this is Canon Futter ^|awith the popynose^a|, this is the blessed.^+| This is jinnies in the ^|+|apretty bonny^a|+| bawn blooches. This is lipoleums in the rowdy hoses. Tip. This is the Willingdone^|+, by the splinters of Cork,^+| order fire. Tonerre! This is smokings, this is floodens, this is panickburns. This is the Willingdone cry. Bromme! Bromme! ^|+Cambromme! Combromme!^+| This is jinnies cry. Underwetter! Goat strip Finnlambs! This is jinnies rinning away dowan a bunkersheels. ^|+|aThis is the bissmark of the jinnies they left behind them.^{a| |a}With a trip & a trip & a trip & a tripsoairy.^a| This is the Belchum's ^|atinkyou tankyou for^a| cotchin the crapes in the cool of his canister.^+| This is the Willingdone branlish his ^|+marmorial^+| tallowscoop ^|+Sophy-Key-po^+| on the rinnyway jinnies. This is the three lipoleums that spy the Willingdone from his big white harse ^|+the Capinhope^+|. The Willingdone is an old maxy montrumeny. ^|+The lipoleums is nice Lipoleums is pitty^+| hung ^|+bushellers bushellors^+|. This is the hinnessy spying the Willingdone, this is the lipsyg dooley krieging the funk from the hinnessy, this is the ^|+hindoo hinndoo^+| Shimar Shinº between the dooleyboy and
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the hinnessy. Tip. This is the ^|+waxy wixy^+| old Willingdone picking up the half of ^|+a the threefoiled^+| hat of lipoleums from the bluddlefilth. This is the hindoo waxing ranjymad for a bombshoob. This is the Willingdone hanging the half of a hat of lipoleums up the tail on the ^|+backend buckside^+| of his big white harse. ^|+Tip. That was the last joke of ^|aAllfled^a| Willingdone. Hit hit hit!^+| This is the harse of the Willingdone ^|+Culpenhelp^{+| |+}unread woggling^+| his tailoscrupp with the half ^|+o' a^+| hat to the ^|+hindoo hinndoo^+| seeboy. This is the seeboy, madrashattaras, upjump and pumpim, cry to the Willingdone. Ap Pukkaru! Pukka Yurap! ^|+This is the Willingdone, born a gentleman, ^|atenders tinders^a| his maxbotch to ^|acursigan^a| Shimar Shin.^+| This is the ^|+hindoo dooforhim seeboy^+| blow the whole of the half of a hat of lipoleums off of the ^|+end top^+|
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of the tale on the back of his big wide harse. Tip. ^|+Here Copenhagen ends.^+| This way the mewseyroom. Mind your boots ^|+going out. goan out!^+|