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Howth, Castle & Environs! Sir Tristram^|a, viola d'amores,^a| had ^|anot encore arrived passencore rearrived ^|bon a merry isthmus^b|a| from North Armorica ^|ato wielderfight his peninsular war,^a| nor ^|astones exaggerated theirselves in sham rocks ^|bby the Oconee^b| exaggerated themselse to^a| Laurens county, Ga, doubling all the time, nor a voice ^|afrom afire^{a| |a}answered mishe mishe ^|bresponded bellowsed^b| mishe chishe^a| to tufftuff ^|athouartpatrick thouartpeatrick^a|. Not yet ^|athough venisoon after^a| had a ^|akidson ^|bkid_unreadet kidscad^b|a| buttended ^|aan a bland old^a| isaac not yet^|a, all's fair in vanessy,^{a| |a}had twin sesthers played siege to were sosie sesthers wroth with^a| twone J jonathan. ^|aNot Rot^a| a peck of ^|apa's^a| malt had ^|aShem and Son ^|bHem Jhem^b| or Sem^a| brewed ^|aby arclight^a| & ^|abad luck to the regginbrew ^|bworse luck ^|cbloody end to rory end to^c|b| to the regginbrow^a| was to be seen ^|aon ^|bringsun ringsome^b|a| the waterface.

The ^|astory tale^a| of the fall is is retailed early in bed and later in life throughout most christian minstrelsy. The ^|agreat^a| fall of the wall ^|aat once^a| entailed ^|aat such short notice^a| the fall of Finnigan^|a, the solid man,^{a| |a}and that^a|
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the humpty ^|ahill hillhead^a| himself ^|apromptly prumptly^a| sends an ^|ainquiring unquiring^a| one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes. Two facts have come down to us ^|aTheir restingplace The upturnpikepointforplace^a| is at the knock out in the park where there have always been oranges ^|aon laid on^a| the green ^|aalways & ever ever & evermore^a| since ^|athe Devlin Devlins^a| first loved liffey livy. What ch clashes of wills & wits were not here & there abouts! What chance cuddleys, what castles aired & ventilated, what biddymetolives sinduced by what ^|aegosetabsolvers tegotetabsolvers^a|, what true feeling for ^|ahay^a| hair with false voice
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of ^|ahaycup ja jiccup^a|, what ^|arorycrucians byelected by rival rosycrucians contested of simily^a| emilies! ^|aBut And^a| O here how has sprawled upon the dust the father of ^|afornications ^|bfornicationers fornicationists^b|a| but O, my ^|ashining^a| stars & body, how has finespanned in high heaven the skysign of soft advertisement. ^|aWas? Wasis?^a| Isot! Ere ^|awe were^a| sure? The oaks of old ^|arest ^|bmaythey^b| rust^a| in peat. Elms leap where ashes lay. Till nevernever may our pharce be phoenished!
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Bygmister Finnegan ^|aof the Stuttering Hand^a|, builder, lived ^|aon in^a| the broadest way ^|aimaginable ^|bimaginoble unm imarginable ^|cin his ^|drushlit^d| toofarback for messuages^c|b|a| and during mighty odd years this man of Hod ^|aCement & blank^{a| |a}made piled^a| buildung ^|aupon super^a| buildung ^|aon pon^a| the banks of for the livers by the ^|aSoandso Soangso^a|. He addle iddle ^|awife and he wyfie ^|bannie Annie^b|a| hugged the liddle craythur ^|awither Wither^a| tear tare in hares hayre in honds tuck up your ^|apardner part-in-her^a|. ^|xthough oftwhile balbulous^{x| |a}He would see by the light of the liquor his roundup tower to rise on itself ^|b|c(joy grant it) (joygrantit!)^c|b|, with a skierescape of an eyeful hoyth entirely and larrons of o' toolers clittering up on it & tumbles a' buckets clottering down.^{a| |a|b}Of^b| The first was he to bare arms and the name. His creast, ^|bin vert with ancillars:^b| a hegoat, horrid, horned. His shield, fessed, ^|bwith archers strung,^b| helio of the second.^a| Haitch is for Husbandman ^|aplanting handling^a| his hoe. Hohohoho Mister Finn you're going to be Mr Mister Finn again. Comeday morning when morn
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^|aand your & you're feelin Oh, you're^a| Vine! senday ^|aevening and you're eve unread and, ah,^a| Vinegar. Hahahaha Mister ^|aFinn ^|bFine Funn^b|a| you're going to be fined again.

And, as sure as ^|aEve ate little Abe bit Ivvy's^a| red apples, wan warning Finn felt tippling full. His ^|ahowth howd^a| filled heavy, his ^|ahod hoddit^a| did shake. ^|aThere was a wall in course of erection^a| He ^|afell stottered^a| from the latter. Damb! He was ^|adead dudd^a|. ^|aDump! Dumb! ^|bFor all the world to see.^b|a|

Size! I should say! MacCool, Macool, macool, Why did ye die! Sore they sighed at Finn Funnigan's wake ^|achrismiss cake chrissormiss wake^a|.
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There was plumbs and grooms grumes and sheriffs and zitherers citherers & raiders and cittamen too. ^|aAnd they all chimed in with the shoutmost shoviality.^a| 'Twas he was the dacent gaylabouring youth! ^|aHis scone as his pillow. ^|bA scone for his pillow. Sharphen his pillowscone tap up his bier.^b|a| Arrah where in this world would you hear such a din again? The ^|aowl whole^a| hangsigns & the ^|athirsty ^|bthirstey therstey^b|a| fidelios! They laid him ^|alow along his lax broadon his last^a| bed. With ^|aabuckalyps abucketlips^a| of finisky at his feet & a barrowload of ^|aguinesis ^|bguenesis guennesis^b|a| at his head. ^|aTo the total Tee the tootal^a| of the fluid & the twaddle of the fuddled, O.

Hurrah, there is but one globe for the
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owlglobe wheels anew which is testamount to the same thing as who shall see. He, a being so on the ^|aflat flounder^a| of his bulk, ^|awith far far ^|baway back^b|,^a| let wee peep at Hom, plate blank. ^|aFrom Shopalist to Bailiwick Bailywick ^|bor from Ashtun to ^|cbaronsoath baronoath^c| or from Long Longthe Buythebanks to Roundthehead he swim, swam, swum.^{b|a| |x|a}the ^|bAll the way^b| his^a| baywinds ^|a|bchoir ^|coboe oboboes^c|b|a| shall wail him ^|arockbound (^|bHoahoahoath! Hoahoahoath! hoahoahoath! hoahoahoath!^b|)^a| in swimswamswum & all the livvylong night ^|athe delldale ^|bdalppled ^|cdappling dalppling^c|b| night, the night of ^|bblue bells ^|cbluerybells bluerabells^{c|b|a| |a}(^|bhow O^b| carina! ^|bhow O^b| carina!)^a| her flutafluta flitaflute ^|ain tricky trochees^a| of bluerorofbells shall wake him ^|awith her kitti issavan essavans & her patterjackmartins ^|band about^b| all ^|bher them^b| inns & ouses. Tilling a teel of a ^|btub tun^b|, telling a toll of a teary turdy Tublin.^a|x| For what we are, ^|a|bas if^b| we are,^a| about to believe. ^|aSo pass the kish & pooll the begg.^a| So sigh us! ^|aWhose Whase^a| on the ^|ajoyant joint giant joyant giont gyant joigantic joint of a^{a| |a}dish desh^a|? ^|aFinfaw the Fish. Finnfoefaw the Fush.^a| What's at his ^|abaken^a| head? A loaf of ^|aSingpatherick's Singpantry's ^|bKeannedy's^b|a| bread. And what's ^|aat his tail hitched to hop in his ^|btayl tayle^b|a|? A glass of ^|aO'Connell's ^|bO'Donnell's Danu U'Dunnell's^b|a| fam foamous old Du oldublin ale olde Dubel Dubbelin ayle. ^|aBut ^|bHolystone Holeystone^b|,^a| what do I see In his reins is planted a ½d gaff.
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Not one but legion. The king of the castle is k.o. The almost rubicund salmon of ^|aall^a| knowledge ^|ais one pales^a| with the yesterworld of
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^|aBut^|b, lo,^b| as you ^|bquaff quaffoff^b| of his fraudstuff and sink teeth through ^|bthe that^b| pyth ^|b|cof an earthenborn pan of his a flowerwhite body^c|b| behold of him nowheremore. ^|bFinnish. ^|cThe Only a^c| fadograph of ^|cyesterworld's a yesterworld^c|.^b| Almost rubicund salmon, ^|bhe ancient^b| of the ages of the Agapemonites, he pales to kay oh, loaf, life & schlook, slice & ^|bgood herring ^|cgood redherring good ridherring^c|b|.^a|
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We may see the brontoichthyan form outlined^|a, aslumbered,^a| even in our nighttime by the side of the troutlet stream that bronto loved and loves. What though she be in flags ^|a& or^a| flitters, she rowdyrags or sundayclosies, with a mint of money or never a hapenny haypenny hapenny, yerra, we all love all of little Annie Ruiny, or ^|aI we^a| mean to say little ^|aNanny Anny^a| Rainy, when under her brella, through piddle & poddle, she ninnygoes nannygoes nancing by. ^|aThere Yaw!^a| Brontolone sleeps & snores ^|ain Benn Eder & in ^|bSeipeall of Iseut Seipeall-Iseut^b| too^a|. The cranial head ^|aof him^a|, castle of his reason, look yonder. Howth^|a!?^a| His f clay feet, swarded with verdure, stick up where he last fell on em,
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by the hump of the magazine wall, where ^|aMaggy our Maggies^a| seen all, couldn't help it at all with her ^|asister-in-shawl ^|bshister-in-shawl sister-in-shawl^b|a|. Wile ^|aover against this belle alliance^a| beyind the Ill Sixty, bagsides of the fort, bom, tarabom, tarrarabom, are the ambushes, the scene of the ^|alying-in-wait lyffing-in-wait^a| of the ^|aThreetimesthree upjack & hackums^a|. ^|xCambromme^{x| |x}Sheeps plain^{x| |x}dusk^x||x, tip,^{x| |x}willingdone^{x| |x}boyne^{x| |x}waterloo^{x| |x}magenta^{x| |x}goldem spursº^x| From here when the clouds roll by^|a, jamey,^a| a clear view is enjoyable of the ^|amound's mounding's^a| mass, now ^|aWilliamstown^a| national museum, with in ^|aa^a| greenish distance the charmful waterloose country and they two quitewhite villagettes who ^|ahere^a| show herselves so gigglesome minxt the follyages, the pretties! Penetrators are admitted in this museumound free, welshes and ^|athe^a| militaries one shellink. For her key supply to the
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janitrix, the Mistresse Kate. Tip.

This way to the mewseyroom. Mind your ^|aboot hat^a| going in. Now yez yiz are in the Willingdone mewseyroom. This is is a ^|aProoshian gun Prooshious gunz^a|. This is a ffrinch. Tip. This is the ^|aflag-o'-the-prushian flag-o'-the-prooshious^a|. This is a bullet that bing the ^|aflag-o'-the-prooshian flag-o'-the-prooshan^a|. This is the ffrinch that fire the bull that bang the flag-o'-the-prooshian. Tip. This the hat of lipoleum. Tip. Lipoleum hat. This is ^|athe^a| Willingdone on his ^|awhite^a| harse. This ^|athe big^a| Willingdone, ^|agrand magentic, with his ^|bgold tin goltin^b| spurs, ^|b& quarterbrass ^|cshoos shoes^c|,^b|a| this his big wide harse. Tip. This is the first is ^|alipoleums three lipoleum boyne grouching^a| in the ^|aliving^a| ditch. ^|aThis is an inglis, this a scotcher, this a ^|bwelsh walshe one^b|. ^|bThis is the ^|cpeg beg^c| lipoleum mordering the lipoleum beg. This is the Delian alps sheltershocking the three lipoleums behind a crim crimmealine.^b|a| This is the gay first lipoleum boy that spy the ^|aWillingdone Williamstown^a| on his white harse. Tip. ^|aThe Willingdone is an old many montrumeny mantrumon mantrmen mantrument Mantrumoney Montrumeney Lipoleum is nice ^|ball young^b| bushellers.^a| This
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is the jinnies ^|ain the legehorns with the legohorns^a| making ^|atheir^a| war ^|aoversides under undisides^a| the Willingdone. ^|aThis is jinnies cooin her hands. This is jinnies ravin her hair.^a| This is the Big Willingdone tallowscoop ^|a|bupsides obscides on^b| the jinnies^a|. Tip. ^|aThis is the ^|bBelchian Belchiam^b| taking a phillipy out of his bottle of Tilsiter.^a| This is the jinnies ^|ahasting^a| dispatch to ^|afontannoy^a| the Willingdone. ^|aDear Awthur ^|bLiffer Leaveher^b| Owthur^a|, field ^|agates your gaze the^a| tiny frow? ^|aThey think to The jinnies think they^a| cotch the Willingdone. ^|aThis is the Belchiam^|b, bonnet & busby,^b| breaking the word to the Willingdone.^a| This the Willingdone ^|adispatch hurled dispatchback^a|. Cherry jinny, damn fairy ann, voutre, Willingdone. ^|aPip. Tip.^{a| |a}This is the Belchiam ^|bin his cowashoes^b| footing the camp ^|bto for^b| the jinnies. Tip.^a| This is ^|aProoshin rooshing^a| balls. This the ffrinch! Tip. ^|aGuns Gunz^a|, harses, this is jinnies in ^|ayellow blootchers their bawn blooches^a|, this is the frinches lipoleums in the ^|aredditches rowdy hoses^a|. ^|aTip!^a| This is the Willingdone order, fire! Tonerre! ^|aThis is the smokings & ^|bbannockburns floodenfills & panicburns^b|. This is the Willingdone, he cry, ^|bBrom! Bromme! Bromme!^b| Cambromme! This is rinny ^|bjinny jinnies^b| her runaway ^|b|cdown a bunkershill dowan a bunkersheels^c|b| cry: ^|bDunderwetter. Underwetter.^{b| |b}God strap Finnland Goat strip Finnlambs^b|! This is the Willingdone he branlish his tallowscoop on the rinning jinnies rinnaway.^a| This is lipoleum ^|ahennessy hinnessy^a| that spy the Willingdone on his big white harse.
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This is the three little lopoleums. ^|aTip.^a| This is the hinnessy ^|athat spy ^|blaughing spying^b|a| the Willingdone, this is the ^|alipsyg^a| dooley that get the funk from the hinnessy. This is the hindoo Shim Shin ^|awith his turabine^a| between the dooleyboy ^|ahiena^a| & the hinnessy. Tip. This is the Willingdone, he laugh & unread his pick up ^|afrom the ^|bfield ^|cbluttlefield ^|dbluttlefilth bluddlefilth^d|c|b|a| a ^|aflag-o'-the-ffrinch hat-o'-the-lipoleums^a|. ^|aThis is the hindoo getting ^|bmad ranjymad^b| for a ^|bbombshell bombshoot^b|.^a| This is the Willingdone hang the ^|aflag half of a hat^a| o' ^|athe^a| lipoleum ^|aon at^a| the tail ^|a|bat on^b| the backend^a| of his big white ^|awide white^a| harse. ^|aThis the harse of the Willingdone wangling his tailiscrupp tailoscrupp ^|b& the half o'hat^b| to the hindoo seeboy.^a| This ^|ais^a| the hindoo ^|ahattermad madrashattaras, upjump & pumpt pumpim, like as he cry to the Willingdone. ^|bBukkarru! Ap Pukkarru! Pukka Yurep!^b| This is the hindoo^a| he ^|ashoot the hat of lipoleum off the tail & the blow the whole of the half^a| hat ^|aof o'^a| lipoleum off ^|athe end of the tale^a| of the ^|aback ^|bbackend back^b|a| of the big wide harse. Tip. This way the ^|amewseyroom mewseyruin^a|. Mind your boots going out.