Who can he be, this ^|abonneted man ^|bmitred man ^|cmightyman mitryman^c|b|a|, ^|a|bher potentate, some king of the yeast, with his chrismy hair ^|cbrunzewig greyed brunzwig^c|b|,^a| so ^|abulky bulk^a| a build? He has ^|aonly ^|bbut only^b|a| his ^|abonny ^|bbedbonny ^|ccosycaskette bedcosycaskette^c|b|a| on and his ^|ashorthemmed shirt ^|bshorthemmed shirter woolsey shirtplice^{b|a| |a}but ^|bonly also^b|a| his feet wear doubled width socks. ^|aHe ^|bslept always must ^|csleep to sleep^c|b| between ^|bthe blankets two warm bankers^b|.^a| Is that Can ^|athat thus^a| be ^|aMr Gorman ^|bunread ^|cMineher Misthra^c|b| Norkman^a| that keeps our hotel? Be gor, Mr ^|aGorman ^|bNorkman ^|cBockman Sorgman^c|b|a|, you're looking right well. A jolly fine decent man of ^|ayour one^a| word! He's ^|abringing ^|brearing rounding^b|a| up his family. And who is the body beside ye, sir? Her snailstrain is tripping her, watch!
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Look at the way for the love of smoke she's ^|aholding looping^a| the lamp! Why, that's Mrs ^|aWipethepot Wipethemdry^a|! Well, well, ^|awell, well ^|bwellawell wellowell^b|a|! ^|aHappy tea ^|bairy area^b|, naughtygay ^|bf_unread frew^b|!^a| And she's just the same old ^|athree and fourpence pennorte of dripping^a|! She never turned a hair.

^|aWhere Which way^a| are they going,? ^|aWhy?^a| the ^|afirefull^a| man in his upper garment, ^|a& not a breath against him^a| and the wee wiping ^|awoman womaneen^a|? They're coming back, down the scales, the way they went up, sweetheartedly, hot and cold and electrickery with ^|aair autumn^a| and lounge and porter free. ^|aIn spite of all that science could boot & art could skill. ^|bClose Bolt^b| the gate. Cave ^|bthe canem and cane em^b|. Beggars ^|boutside outdoor^b|. Scrape your soles. My time is ^|bfor on^b| sale. ^|bHelp yourself^b| Credit tomorrow. By faith alone. Lovely weather. ^|bPractise preaching.^b| Gomorrn. ^|bGodeven. Solong.^{b|a| |a}Now^a| the law assist them and ^|abreak ease^a| their fall! Gall in his beer! For they met & mated & wed & buckled & got & gave & reared & raised & planned & plundered & pawned
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their souls & pillaged our bodies & fought & feigned & strained relations & broke the bank & hated the sight of one another unread & bequeathed their ills & turned their coats & belied their origins & never learned the first day's lesson & tried to mingle & managed to save & feathered some nests & fouled their own & escaped from drowning by the skin of their teeth & were responsible for congested districts & took to drink & published their privates & ^|acame down in tramped all over^a| the world ^|ato the court of pye poudre^a| & were cuffed by their customers & bit the dust & went as they came and yet they come back, lamp in hand, & shirt on high, peekabooing
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^|ain durk^a| the thicket of ^|athe night slumbwhen^a|, & ^|awhispering in the leaves' language flispering in the nightleaves' flattery, dinsiduously^a|, to Finnegan, to sin again, & to make ^|aold ^|bgood grim^b|a| grandma grunt & grin again, while the first grey streaks come ^|asilent by to see the bundle of mountain silvering by for to ^|bmark this bundle of mountain mock this bundle of chaos clothing blank^b|a|.

They near the foot of the chill stair: that large respectable licensed vintner, such as he is, a host in himself ^|aand in^a| his hydrocomic establishment and his teeny ambling ^|apartner ^|blimper purse & peeping partner limpy peepingpartner$ithe slave of the ring that worries the hand^b|a| that ^|acarries the lamp ^|bswings the glim sways the lamp^b|a|, that ^|alights the way shadows the walk^a|, that ^|aleads to bed the businessman bends to ^|bthe bad his bane^b| the busynessman^a| that ^|amet came on^a| the ^|acad cop^a| in the ^|aFinisky Fenians^a| park that ^|atold his wife ^|btickled his wife pickled his widow^b|a| that
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^|ain the middle of the night blabbed to the priest ^|bin the thick of the night blabbed to the parson primed the pope^b|a| that passed ^|athe tip to the talor of boys it round on the ^|bpopular volunteer^b| plate^{a| |a}that tickled the ears of Freddy & Tom till it ^|breached croppied^b| the ears of Purses & Paul^a| that ^|awoke O'Donnell kneed O'Connell^a| up out of his doss that shouldered ^|aCormak ^|bBrack Burke^b|a| that ^|akicked O'T_unread butted O'Higgins^a| that woke the busker ^|athat grattaned his crowd ^|bthat bucked the jiggers to rhyme^b|a| that rhymed the rann, ^|athe talk that went the rounds that ruled the ^|brounds route^{b| |b}in Erin's isle^b| from Malin by Mizzen and Kearney till Slyna to Kearney Mizzen Clear Point to Slynagollav^a| & ^|apicked cleaned^a| the pockets & ^|atickled rattled^a| the ribs of all the listeners, ^|alay & lewd lewd & lay^a|, that bought the ballad ^|athat Hosty the Mob^a| made.

^|aAnyhow^a| Have they not called him inwader & uitlander^|a, the notables, crashing libels in their beards about him, the right renownsable patriarch ^|band his swanee and ^|cthe old Eyrewaker's^c| family sock they ^|claid between smuggled betune^c| them ^|croaring free boose for the man from the Nark, sure he never was worth a ^|dcornerwall^d| fark, and his banishee w bedpan, she's a quer little bite of a tark^c| as they wendelled their ^|cway home ^|dzigaway zingaway^d| wivesward^c| from his ^|cmost^c| opulent vinery ^|chighjacking^c| through the bottleneck pass & ^|cseeking cold claiming cowled^c| consollation ^|caloft in the light sursumcordial from the bluefunkfires^c| of the dipper & the ^|cmartial martians'^c| frost^b|a|. Do they not ^|athe small traders^a| abhors from him, the ^|athundering ^|bthunderincoup ^|cthunderinslop thunderinslog^c|b|a|, him whose speech ^|adoes dares^{a| |a}not discriminate no undersiding^a| between the wifely and the mansign, ^|athe foxhalt a foxfelled^a| & ^|aunread^a| monkhunter^|a!?^a| Is there not ^|aamong cismarine dwellers, now at last,^a| a togethergush
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^|astillbutyouknow stillandbutallyousee^a| that ^|a|binasfar insofarforthas^b| in all concreation one efficient first every times gets there finally as a complex matter of pure form,^a| for those excesses and ^|athat^a| hardhearingness of their eldfar in ^|atheir ^|bhis their^b|a| gropings and stumblings, through their taint and its treason, another like that ^|aother alter^a| but not quite such ^|aanother anander^a| and still ^|abut^a| one not ^|ajust the same and all the same another one still and one more and the last to date no later than today all the selfsame and but just the maim encore and encore immerhim ^|bbut may^b| always new and the blank to storm no sooner than ^|bnoonalarm noonqualm^b|a| have evertheless been made amenable? Yet he begot em. Let us wherefore ^|ain few moments after^{a| |a}propose ^|bprepose preposeterose^b|a| a vote of thanksalot to the hungriest coaxing experimenter that ever put his best hand ^|ain into^a| chancery, wishing him and ^|ahis his famblings^a|, ^|ano end of^a| slow
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poison and a mighty ^|abroad^a| seat ^|afor ^|bhim them^b|a| between the devil's punchbowl and the ^|aanglesea deep angleseaboard^a| that they may ^|aconstantly^a| turn a deaf ear ^|aclooshed^a| to all ^|ashareholders^a| that will curse them ^|ain greenmould blue & jaundiced below par and mar ^|band below par & mar with^b| their descendants, shame, humbug & profit in greenmould ^|band mildew and upon mildewed upon jaundice^b|a| so long as ^|aever^a| there's as long as there a ^|atail ^|bdogtail wagtail^b|a| to a ^|atied ^|btacked ^|cwedged ^|dtight surtaxed^d|c|b|a| to a testcase. On every man. Or men.

For there is scant hope to escape ^|athe high ^|bmeat carnage^b| of^a| his or her semperidentity by subsisting ^|awholly^a| upon variables. Bloody certainly ^|awe must see must we see^a| that to it that down the gullies of the ages we are looking ^|aup foreword^a| to what ^|ais will^{a| |a}now shortly^a| staring you in the ^|aface postface^a|. ^|aWe have to had them whether we like it or not. They had to have us^a| So there was a raughty blank who in ^|aDyfflinstown Dyfflinsbjorg^a| did ^|adwell blank^a| with his soddering iron ^|ahammerlegs and^{a| |a}blareaway spadeaway^a|
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^|aand where^a| there was a ^|anaughty fair young^a| who was playing ^|aa her^a| game of and ^|ashe said said she^{a| |a}that rowing you ^|brocky rockaby^{b|a| |a}will you dibble in my bog^{a| |a}to he^a| sod her in Ireland, ^|apaid the paved her^a| way from ^|aMaidenhead Maizenhead^a| to Youghal. And that's how Humphrey held his own. Or show pon him now, in his hiphigh baresark! ^|aAnd Woman's the prey! ^|bRed spot's ^|cthe ascendaant his brow brand and^c|b| Europe's the prey!^a| Yon's ^|athis dalaky=kongs=by=og=blag=roggers=wag=gen=line the dal=akey=kongs=by=ogblag=roggers=waggen=line ^|b(^|cblank Private judgers^c|, change here for Looterstown! Onlyromans, keep your seats!)^b|a| that ^|awed littlealp drew all ^|bfares ladies^b| please^a| to our great metrollops. Leary, leary ^|aTwentytonleary Twentytunleary^a|, he's working ^|asteady ^|bhard Kingsdown^b|a| for his ^|aown orb's^a| extension. Look at him now ^|aa momentum^a|, ^|aNow that^a| his bridges are blown to babbyrags and by the lie lee of his ^|ajuniper^a| hulk ^|ain riding her upright on her orbit^a|
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& the heave of his ^|ajuniper^a| arks in action, he's naval, I see. Poor little ^|abannshee tartanelle^a|, her teeth are chattering, the ^|aposition strait^a| she's in, the ^|aweight she bucks bulloge she bears^a|. Her ^|amouth smirk^a| is looking for behind ^|aat her heels for her hills^a|. By the queer quick twist of her ^|anightcap mobcap^a| and the lift of her shift at random and the rate of her gate of going the pace, two ^|aa time worlds in one^{a| |a}she's her^a| country I'm sure of. The field is down, the race is ^|atheirs their own^a|, the ^|aGalleon Man ^|bGalleon manjovial jovial Man^b|a| on his tricky brown nightmare. One to one bore one! The daughters^|a, io, io,^a| sleeps in peace, in peace, in peace. And the twinsons ^|aganymede, garrymore,^a| turn in trot in trot in trot. But old ^|aPairymares Pairamere^a| go it a gallop a gallop a gallop. One to one on.
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O, O, her fairy ^|alamp setalite^a|! ^|aThrowing Casting^a| their shadows ^|aon to^a| the blind. The man in the street can see the coming event. Photoflashing it far & wide. ^|aIt'll be known in all Urania soon. ^|bLike jealousjoy ^|chiding ^|dcowing titaning^d|c| fear: like a rumour ^|crhean^c| through the ^|carmy night^c|: like China's dragon snapping ^|cjaps japets^c|: like rhodagray up the east. ^|cSatyrdayboast besets phoebe's dearest.^c|b|a| Here's the flood^|a, and^a| the flaxen flood ^|a|bearned by Cain ^|cforecast loost^c| by Kain^b|, ^|boutflanked by Ham inklored by Kam^b|, ^|breordered by Patrick evaded by Paw ^|cKawdrig Kawdreg^c|b|, ^|bdelivered by Tristan ysold by Kriskan^b|, blank by Patrick's dear blank by Karnell overagain^a| that's to come over fightlittle tightlittle irryland. From the ^|adrop fall^a| of the fig to the judge's last post every ^|anight ephemeral^a| anniversary. While the ^|anight's park^a| police ^|afile weeping ^|bgoes peels^b| peering^a| by to ^|asee the keep down^a| morals ^|aof in^a| county ^|aDublin ^|bbubbling Bubbling^b|a|.

Kickickick. But she had to kick a laugh. At her old ^|astickinthemud stickintheblock^a|. The way he was shoving his weight about ^|a|bOld like hale^b| King Willow^a|. At half past ^|akick quick^a| in
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the morming. And the lamp was all askew and asmoky wick in her. And she had to laugh, she had to kicker, ^|ato think too thick^a| of the wick of ^|athe lamp ^|bhis her^b| pixie's ^|blumph loomph^b|a|, ^|alicking the smooky lickering up the smeechy^a| shiminey and her big ^|apig of a wickedy man ^|bslog coverpoint^b| of a wickeding ^|bman batter^b|a| whenever she ^|alooked ducked^a| behind ^|aher stumps after the ^|brising bounder's^b| balls^a| it tickled her ^|asore innings ^|bto such a pitch^b|a| at ^|akickoclock in the morn kicksoclock in the morm, ^|begging him, legging ^|chim on before ^|dwith lubrication^d|c| to scorch her faster, faster, you hig, you hog, you'll Magrath is my gigger, ^|che is, for blocking up my old Kent road, ^|dgoeasy, goeasy goeasyosey, cuppy^d|, we'll both be caught in the slips^c| for fear he'd ^|ctyre &^c| burst his ^|ctyre dunlops^c| or waken her borny barnies making his ^|cblanketbabies boobybabies^c|$i, square to leg,^b| the game old merriman^a| in his norsery shirty when ^|aholding her down treading her hump and down like a maiden ^|bclean bowled^b| over^a| with her ^|aface crease^a| where the back of her ^|ahead punishments^a| ought to be ^|aby ^|bwoman's womanish^b| rights^a| when ^|akeek^a| the ^|acock hen^a| in the Doran's ^|ayard shantyqueer^a| began ^|ato in a^a| kikkery key to laugh it off the way she was woke ^|aadoodledoo ^|b|cfor his to^c|b| doodledoo^a| by her gallows bird^|a, ^|b964 not out ^|c965 not out ninehundred anddirtytoo not out^c|b|,^a| at all ^|acockerycock times long past conkerincock^a| of the Morgans.
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^|aWell,^a| We return ^|aauditors'^a| thanks for their favours ^|anow duly^a| received. ^|aHumphrey Humphry^a| Hutch Hopegood ^|aSon & Company^a| thanks ^|atight^a| Anne Thynne for her contrectaction ^|atowards him topwards his^a| personel. We all ^|awell^a| unite thougtfullyº in rendering grace between loverepasts, begging your honour's pardon for ^|aexclusive^a| portrait of Mr ^|avon^a| Tiplady, his recreation, appearing in ^|anew next^a| era's ^|aissues issue^a| of ^|aThe^a| Neptune's ^|aAnnual Sun News Sent Centinel ^|b& Tritonville Lightowler^b|a| which never fails to ^|awith ^|bwell^b| the widest circulation ^|bin round^b| the whole universe^a|. Thanks furthermore to ^|aMaster Mattress and Miss Glimshine ^|bneat Master Mattresson and modest Miss Glimshine modest Miss Glimshine and neat Master Mattresson^b|a| who so kindly ^|aprofited profiteered^a| their serwishes as strainbearer demysell of honour and^|a, well, as^a| strainbearer respectively. And a ^|aspecial little note of thanks tender cordialest brief nod of ^|bthankstender ^|cdankyshen ^|dchinchin^d| dankyshin^c|b|a| to
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^|alittle the patient^a| annula, ^|aas^a| prevenient^|a, by your leave,^a| to this ^|aall^a| such occasion, ^|adetachable &^a| replaceable ^|a|bpittyshin ^|ctaktak (twos' intact)^c|b|a| as the ^|aear auricle^a| of Malthus and ^|apromethean^a| paradonnerwetter, ^|a(^|bpityshen pity shown^b|)^a| which first^|a, ^|bwith your permission pray go, pray go,^b|a| taught life's ^|alightning how lovelightning the way^a| to well conduct itself, mercymercy, mercy beau & greatest mercy ^|a(good shot: only please don't mention it!)^a|. ^|aCome^a| All ye goatfathers & groanmothers, ^|aalla come all^a| ye pin markmakers & piledrivers, ^|aall ye laboursaving devisers & feel for him!^{a| |a}Come all ye laboursaving devisers & chargeleyden dividends, firefenders, waterbutts, deal with him^{a| |a}vote for him!^a| pay, pay, pay for it! All ^|aye sadhopes^{a| |a}unborn inyeborn^a|, ^|athat ^|bis^b| still life & death inyeborn,^a| all ye ^|athe beings to notbe bound^a| to be, to do and to suffer, every creature, everywhere, graciously feel for her.