clean character acting in the dark ^|1though I own the recital will be painful to me personally^1|. There is not a teaspoonspill of evidence to my bad and I can so protest against ^|1everything publication of libel and by any Ticks Tipsylon^1| to the highest personage at ^|1present this moment^1| holding down the throne. As a matter of fact I undertake to discontinue all practices and and honestly as my ^|1best^1| policy I have had my lesson. ^|1The amusing part is^1| I will say that since my toils of domestication began famine has receded from this land. Idle were it to inquire whether I be the ^|1mass^1| product of team work or an outcome of group marriage for, surrounded by obscurity, I claim my natural ^|1freeman's^1| right at common law to opt for blank. I mean to say, had my faithful Fulvia turned her back on her ways ^|1to go on the hills^1| in search for brunette men or had she left her crocus bed at the mere suggestion of some infamous fisherman ^|1who wd have abused of her^1| there might accrue advantage to ask but she ever did ensue whatsoever pertained unto fairhood & ^|1I did take ^|athe hand of my ^|bwhimpering delights, my^b|a| jealousy by & did lead her out to Ringsend ferry whimpering^1| I did encompass her ^|1all^1| about, my verminbreeder, with lovingkindness and ^|1I ^|afed gave^a| unto my little turkeythighs^1| with soft goods & hardware and fine hosiery lines & geegaws such as women wear ^|1&^1|
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all daintiness by teatime and I hung pigmy suns for ^|1the^1| supperhour ^|1of my frigid one^1| & I fed her upon spiceries for her garbage breath and to my saffronbreathing mongoloid I gave handewers & loinscrubbers ^|1and a currycomb for her tuzzy^{1| |1}and with^1| clubmoss & wolvesfoot for her moister places and I made for ^|1her my shiny brow^|a, ^|bmy love, myne elskede,^b|a|1| an earthcloset wherein to be quit of her sabbath needs and I restored for her her paddypalace & added thereunto a shallow laver to put out her hellfire &^|1, rain or shower or drizzle of sleet,^1| I did learn my little ^|1anna^1| countrymouse her alphabeater ^|1camel_unread cameltemper^1| from ashenbirch to hazelyou, with my rattan at her drum, ooah oyir oyir oyir, and I did spread before my Livvy my selvage mats of soft lawn and I planted for ^|1her for my hot lass^1| a vineyard & fenced it about with Chesterfield elms ^|1and I first brewed for her^1| a ^|1doubled lindaub Dublin lindub^1| to split the spleen of her maw and I laid down before ^|1the feet of^1| my eblanite
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my ^|1stoneybattered^1| waggonways ^|1of stone^1| whereon the mule & the hinny and the jennet and the mustard nag ^|1& piebald shetlandees & skewbald orkyknees^1| stepped lively for her pleashadure and she laughed at the switchering of the whip.

— Mattahah marahah luahah joahah