Soº nat by night by naught by naket,º in those good old lousy days gone by,theº days, shall we
say?º of Whomº shall we say?º while kinderwardens minded their twinsbed, therenow theystood, the sycomores, all four of them, in their
quartan agues,º the majorchy, the minorchy, the everso and the fermentarianº with their ballyhooric blowreaper,º titranicht by tetranoxst, at their pussycorners, and that old timeº
pallyollogass,º playing copers fearsome, with Gus Walker, the cuddy, and his poor old dying boosy cough,
esker, newcsle, saggard, crumlin, dell me, donk, the way to wumblin.º
Followº me beeline and you're bumblin, esker, newcsle, saggard, crumlin. Andº listening. Soº
gladdied up when nicechild Kevin Mary (who was going to be commandeering chief of the
choirboys' brigade the moment he grew up under all the auspices) irishsmiledº in his milky way of cream dwibble and onage tustard and dessed tabbage,º
frightedº out when badbrat Jerry Godolphing (who was hurrying to be cardinal scullion in a night refuge as bald
asº he was cured enough unerrº all the hospitals) furrinfrowned down his wrinkly waste of methylated spirits, ickº and lemoncholy lees, ickº and pulverised
Nightº by silentsailing night while infantina Isobel (who will be blushing all day to be,º when she growed upº one Sunday, Saint Holy and Saint Ivory, when she took the veil,º the beautiful presentation nun, so barely twenty, in her pure coif, sister Isobel, and next Sunday,º Mistlemas, when she looked a peach, the beautifulº Samaritan, still as beautiful and still in her teens, nurse Saintetteº Isabelle,º with stiffstarched cuffsº but on Holiday, Christmasº, Easterº morningsº when she wore a wreath, the wonderful widow of eighteen springs, Madame Isa Veuveº La Belle, so sad but lucksome in her boyblue's long black with orange blossoming weeper's veil)º for she was the only girl they loved,º as she is the queenly pearl you prize,º because of the way the night that first we met she is bound to be, methinks,º and not in vain,º the darling of my heart, sleepingº in her april cot, within her singachamerº, with her greengageflavoured candywhistle duetted to the crazyquilt, Isobel, she is so pretty, truth to tell, wildwood's eyes and primarose hair, quietly, all the woods so wild,º in mauves of moss and daphnedews, how all so still she lay, neath of the whitethorn, child of tree, like some losthappy leaf, like blowing flower stilled, as fain would she anon,º for soon again 'twill be, win me, woo me, wed me, ahº weary me!º deeply,º now evencalm lay sleeping;º
nowº upon nachtº while in his tumbril Wachtmanº Havelookº seequeerscenes,º from yonsides of the choppy, punkt by his curserbog, went long the grassgross bumpinstrass that henders the pubbel to pass, |shstowing his bottle in a holeºsh| for at whet his whuskle |shto stretch ecrooksmansh|, sequestering for lovers' lost propertied offices the leavethings from allpurgers' night, og gneiss ogas gnasty,º kikkers, brillers, knappers and bands, handsboonº and strumpers, sminkysticks and eddiketsflaskers;º
wanº fine night and the next fine night and last findº night while Kothereenº the Slop in her native's chambercushy, withº dreamings of simmering my veal astore,º was basquing to her pillasleep
how she thawght a knogg came to the dowanstairs dour at that howr |shto peirce the
yaresh| and dowandshe went, schritt be schratt,º to see was it Schweeps's mingerals or Shuhorn the posthº with a tillycramp
for Hemself and Co, Esquara, or them four hoarsemen on their apolkaloops, Norreys, Soothbys, Yates and Welks, and, galorybit of the sanes in hevelº, there was a crick up the stairkissº and when she ruz the cankle to see, galohery, downand sheº went on her knees to blessersef that were knogging together like milkjuggles as if it was the wrake of the hapspurus or old Kongº Gander O'Toole of the Mountains or his googoo goosth she seein,º sliving off over the sawdust lobby out of the backroom, wan ter,º that was everywans in turruns, in his honeymoon trim, holding up his fingerhals, with the clookey in his fisstball,º tocher of davy's, tocher of ivileagh, for her to whisht, you sowbelly, and the whites of his pious eyebulbs sweringº her to silence and coort;º
eachº and every juridical sessions nightº whenas goodmen twelve and true at fox and geeseº in their numbered habitations tried old wirelessº over
boordº in their juremembers,º whereas by reverendum they found him guilty of their and those imputations of fornicolopulation with two of his albowcrural correlations on whom he was said to have
enjoyed by anticipationº when schooling them in amown, mid grass, she sat, when man was, amazinglyº frank,º for their first conjugationº whose colours at standing up from the above
were of a pretty carnationº but,º if really 'twere not so, of some deretane denudationº with intent to excitation, caused by his retrogradation, among firearmed forces proper to this nationº but apart
fromº all titillationº which, he said, was under heat pressure and a good mitigationº without which in any case he insists upon being worthy of continued alimentationº for him having displayed, he says, such grand toleration, reprobate so noted
and all,º as he was,º with his washleather sweeds and his smokingstump,º for denying transubstantiationº nevertheless in
respect of his highpowered station, whereof more especially as probably he was meantime suffering genteel tortures from the best medical attestation, as he oftentimes did, having only strength enough,º by way of festination, to implore (or Iº believe you have mightº have said
better) to complore,º with complete obsecration,º on everybody connected with himº the curse of coagulationº for, he tells me outside Sammon's in King Street,º after
two or three hours of close confabulation, by this pewterpint of Gilbey's goatswhey which is his prime consolation, albeit involving upon the same no uncertain amount of esophagous regurgitation, he being personally unpreoccupied to the extent of a flea's gizzard anent eructation, if he was still extremely offensive to a score and four nostrils' dilatation,º still he was likewise, on the other side of him,º for some nepmen's eyes a delectation, as he asserts without the least alienation, so prays of his faulltº you would make obliterationº butº for our friend behind the bars,º though like Adam Findlater,º a man ofº estimation, summing him up to be done, be what will of excess his exaltation, still we think with Sully there can be no right extinuationº for contravention of common and statute legislationº for which the fit remedy resides, forº Mr Sully,º in corporal amputation:º so three months forº Gubbs Jeroboam, the frothwhiskered pest of the park, as per act one, section two, schedule three, clause four of the fifth of King Jark, this sentence to be carried out tomorrowmorn by Nolans Volans at six o'clock shark, and may the yeastwind and the hoppinghail malt mercy on his seven honeymeads and his hurlyburlygrowth, Amen, says the Clarke;º
niece by nice by neat by nattyº whilst amongstº revery's happy gardens nine with twenty Leixlip yearlings, darters all, had such a ripping time with gleeful cries of what is nice toppingshaunº made of made for and weeping like fun, him to be gone, for they were never happier, huhu, than when they were miserable, haha;º
in their bed of trial, on the bolster of hardship, by the glimmer of memory, under coverlets of cowardice, |shAlbatrusº Nyanzer with Victa Nyanza,sh| his mace of might mortified, her beautifellº hung upº on a nail, he, Mrº of our fathersº, she, our moddereen ruº arue rueº, they, ay, by the hodypokerº and blazierº, they are, as sure as dinnyº drops into the dyke …
º I don't understand. I fail to say. I dearsee you too.
|shHouse of the cederbalmº of mead.sh|
Garth of Fyon. Scene and property plot.
|shStagemanagersh|'s prompt.º Interior of dwelling on
of city. Groove two. Chamber scene. Boxed. Ordinary bedroom set. Salmonpapered walls. Backº, empty Irish grate, |shAdam'sº mantelsh|, with wilting elopementº fan, soot and tinsel, condemned. North, wall with windowº practicable. Argentine in casement. Vamp. Pelmit above. No curtains. Blind drawn. South, party wall. Bed for two with |shstrawberry bedspreadsh|, |shwickerworker clubsessel and caneseated millikinstoolsh|. |shBookshrinesh| without, |shfacetowelsh| upon. Chairº for one. Woman's garments on chair. Man's trousers with crossbelt braces, collarº on bedknob. Man's corduroy surcoatº withº tabrets and taces, seapan nacre buttonsº on nailº. Woman's gown on dittoº. Over mantelpiece picture of Michael, lance, slaying Satan, dragon with smoke. Small table near bed, front. Bed with bedding. Spare. Flagpatch quilt. Yverdown design. Limes. Lighted lampº without globe, scarf, gazette, tumbler, quantity of water, julepot, ticker, side props, eventuals, man's gummy article, pink.
Manº with nightcap, in bed, fore. Woman,º with curlpins, hind. Discovered. Side point of view. First position of harmony. Say! Eh? Ha! Check action. Matt.º Male partly masking female.º Man looking round, beastly expression, fishy eyes, paralleliped homoplatts, ghazometron pondus, exhibits rage. Business. Ruddy blond, Armenian bole, black patch, beer wig, gross build, episcopalian,º any age. Woman, sitting, looks at ceiling, haggish expression, peaky nose, trekant mouth, fithery wight, exhibits fear. Welshrabbit teint, Nubian shine, nasal fossette, turfy tuft, undersized, free kirk, no age. Closeup. Play!
By the sinewy forequarters of the mare Pocahontas |shand by the white shoulders of
Finnualash|º you should have seen how that smart sallowlass just hopped a nanny's gambit out of bunk like old motherº
Mesopotomac and in eight and eight sixtyfour she was off, door, knightlamp with her, billy's largelimbs
after to queen's lead. |shPromiscuous Omeboundº to Fiammelleº la Diva.sh| Huff! His move. Blackout.
The old humburgh looks a thing incompleteº so. It is so. On its dead. But it will pawn up a fine head of porter when it is finished. In the quicktime. The castle arkwright put in a chequeredº staircaseº certainly. It has only one square step, to be steadyº yet notwithstumbling are they stalemating backgammoner supstairsº by skips and trestles tiltop double corner. Whist while and gameº.
What scenic artist! |shIt is ideal residence for realtarº. By himsº ingang tilt tinktº a tunning bell that Limenº Mr,º that Boggey Godde, be airwaked. Lingling, lingling. Be their maggiesº in all. Chump,º do your ephort. Shop! Please shop! Shop ado please! O ado please shop!º How hominous his house, haunt it? Yessesº indeadº it be! Nogen, of imperial measureº is begraved beneadherº. Here are his naggins poured,º his alladimº lamps.sh| Around the bloombiered, booty with the bedst. For them whom he have fordone make we newly thankful!º
Tell me something. The Porters, so to speak, after their |shshadowstealerssh| in the newsbaggers, are very
nice people, are they not? Very, all fourlike tellt. And |shon this
wisesh|,º Mr Porter (Bartholomewº, heavy man, astern, mackerel shirt, hayamatt peruke) is an excellent
forefather and Mrs Porter (leading lady, a poopaheadº, gaffneysaffron nightdress, iszoppy chepelure) is a most kindhearted messmother. A so united family pateramater is not more existing on papel or off of it.
|shAs keymasterº fits the lock it weds so this bally builder to his streamline
secret.sh| They care for nothing except everything that is allporterous. Porto da Brozzo!º Isn't that terribly
nice of them?º You can ken that they come of a rarely old family by their costumance and one
mustº togive that |shone supped of it in all tonearts from awe to zestsh|. I think I begin to divine so much. Only
snakkestº me truesome! I stone us I'mº hable.
To reachy a skeer do! Still hoyhra, till venstraº! Here are two rooms on the upstairs, at forkflank and at knifekanter. Whom in the wood are they for? Why,º for little Porterº
babesº to be saved!º The |shcoeds, boytom thwackers and
timbuy teasersh|. Here is onethingº you owed two noeº. This one once upon awhile was the other but this is the other one nighadays. Ah
so?º The Corsicos?º They are numerable. Guest them.º |shMajor bed, minor
bickhiveºsh|. Halosobuth, sov us! Who sleeps in now number one, for exampleº? A pussy, purr esimple.
|shCunina, Statulina and Eduliash|, but howº sweet of her! Has your pussy a pessname? Yes, indeed, you will hear it passim
in all the novelettaº and she is named Buttercup. |shHer bare name will tellt itsh|,
|sha monitresssh|. How very sweet of her and what an excessively
lovecharming missyname to forsake,º now that I come to drink of it filtred, a gracecup fulled of bitterness.
She is dadad's lottiest daughterpearl and brooder's cissiest auntybride.ºº Her
|shshellback thimblecasketsh|º mirror only can show her
|shdearest friendeensh|. To speak well her grace |shit would ask of
Grecian languagesh|, ofº her goodness,º that legend golden. |shBiryina Saindua!
Loreas with lillias flocaflakeº arrosas! Here's newyearspray, the posquiflor, a windaborne and heliotrope;º there miriamsweet and amaranth and marygold to crown. Add lightest knot unto tiptition.sh| O Charis! O Charissima!
|shA more intriguant bambolina could one not colour up out of Boccucia's Enameron.sh|º
Would one but to do apart a lilybit her virginelles and, so, to breath, so, therebetween, behold, she had instantt with her
handmadeº as to graps the myth inmid the air. Mother of moth!º I will to show herword in flesh. Approach notº for ghost sake! It is dormition!
|shShe may thinksh|, what though
|shlittle doth she realisesh|,
|shas morning fresheth,º it hath happened her, you know what, as they too what twoº
dare not utter.sh| Silvoo plush,º if scolded she draws a face.
|shPetticoat's asleep but in the gentlenest of her thoughts apoo is a
nursepin.sh| |shTo be
presented,sh| |shBabs for Bimbushi?sh| Of courts
|shand with enticerssh|.º |shUp,
girls, and at him!sh|º Alone? Alone what? I mean, our
|shstrifestirrersh|,º does she do fleurty winkies with herself.º
Pussy is never alone, as records her |shchambrettesh|,º for she
can always look at Biddles and talk petnames with her little
playfilly when she is sitting downy on the ploshmat.º O, she talks, does she? Marry, how? |shRosepetalletted sounds.sh| Ah Biddles es ma plikplak. Ahº plikplak wed ma Biddles. A nice jezebel barytinette she will gift |shsh|º but I much prefer her missnomerº in maidenly golden lasslike gladsome wenchful flowery girlish beautycapes. So do I, much. |shDulce delicatissima!sh| Doth |shDolly weepssh| she is hastings. |shWill Dally bumpsetty it is tubtimesh|.º |shAllaliefest, she who pities very pebbles, dare we not wish on her our thrice onsk? A lovely fear! That she seventip toe her chrysming, that she spin blue to scarladº till her temple'sº veil, that the Mount of Whoam it open it her to shelterer!sh| She will blow ever so much more promisefuller, blee me, than all the other common marygales that romp round brigidschool, charming Carry Whambers or saucy Susy Maucepan ofº Merryº Anna Patchbox or silly Polly Flinders. Platsch! A plikaplak.
And sinceº we are |shtalking amnessly of
doezº in sleeproomº number twobis? The
twobirdsº. |shHoly policemansh|, O, I see! Of what age are your birdies? They are to
come of twinning age so soon as they may be born to be eldering like those olders while they are |shliving under
chairssh|. They are andº they seem to be so tightly tattached as two maggots to touch other, I think I notice, do I not? You do. Our bright bull babeº Frank
Kevinº is on heartsleeveside. Do not you waken him!º Our farheard bode. He is happily to sleep, |shlimb of the
Lordsh|, with his lifted in blessing, his |shbuchelº
Iosash|, like the blissed angel he looks so like and his mou is semiope as though he were blowdelling on a bugigle.
Whene'er I see those smiles in eyes 'tis Father Quinn again. Very shortly |shhe will smell sweetly when he will hear a weird to
weansh|. By gorgeous, thatº boy will blare some knight when he will take his
dane's pledges and quit our ingletears, spite of |shundesirable
parentssh|, to wend him to Amorica toº quest a
|shcashyº jobsh|. That keen
dean with his veen nonsolance! O, I adore the profeen music! Dollarmighty! He is too audorable really,
|sheuniquesh|! I guess to have seen somekid like him in the story bookº, guess I met somewhere
somelamº to whom he will be becoming liker. But hush! How unpardonable of me! I begº for your venials, sincerely I do.
Hush! The other,º twined on codliverside,º has been crying in his sleep, |shmaking sharpshape his
inscissorssh|,º on some |shfirst choice sweets fished out of
the mucksh|. A stake in our mead. What a teething wretch! |shHow his book of craven
images!sh|º Here are posthumious tears on his intimelle. Andº
he has pipettishly bespilled himself from his foundingpen |shasº illspentº from
inkinghornsh|. He is jem job joy pip pooº pat (jot um for a
sobrat!)º Jerry Jehuº. You will know him by nameº in the capers but you cannot see whose heel he
sheepfolds in his wrought hand because I have not told it to you. |shO,º foetal sleep! Ah, fatal slip! theº
one loved, the other left, the bride of pride leased to the stranger.ºsh| He will be quite within the pale when |shwith
lordbeeron browsh| he vows him so tosset to be of the sirº Blakeº tribes
bleak while through life's unblest he rodesº backs of bannars.º Are you
not somewhat bulgar with your bowels? Whatever do you mean withº bleak? With pale blake I write tintingface. O, you do?º And with
steelwhite and blackmail I ha'scintº for my sweet an anemone's letter with a gold of my bridest hair betied. Donatusº |shhis
mark,º address as followssh|. So you did? From the Cat and Cage. O, I see and see.º
|shIn the ink of his sweat he will find it yet.sh| |shWhat
Gipsy Devereux vowed to Lylian and why the elm and how the stone.sh|
You never may know in the preterite all perhaps that you would not believe that you ever even saw to be about to. Perhaps. But they are two very blizky
little portereens after their bredscrums, Jerkoff and Eatsup, as for my part opinion indeed. They would be born so, costarred,º puck and prig, the maryboy atº Donnybrook Fair, the godolphinglad in
the Hoy'sº Court. How frilled one shall be as at taledold of Formio and Cigalette! What folly innocents! Theirs whetº pep of
|shpuppyhoodsh|! |shBoth barmhearts shall become
yeastcake by their brackfest.sh| I will to leave a myº copperwise blessing between the pair of them, for rosengorge, for greenafang.
Blech and tin soldies, weals in a sniffbox. Som's wholed,º all's parted. |shWeeping shouldst not thou be when man falls but that divine
schemingº ever adoring besh|. So you be either man or mouse and you be neither fish nor flesh. Take. And take.
Vellicate nyche!º Be ones as wes for gives for givesº now the hour of passings sembles quick with quelled. Adieu, soft adieu, for these nice presents,
kerryjevin.º Still tosorrow!
Jeminy, whatº is the view which now takes up a second position of discordance, tell itº please? Mark! You notice it in that rereway because the male entail partially eclipses the femecovert. It is so called for its discord the
meseedo. Do you ever heard the story about Helius Croesus, that white and gold elephantº in our
zoopark? You astonish me by it. Is it not that we are commanding from fullback, woman permitting, a profusely fine birdseye view from beauhind this
park?º Finn his park has been much the admiration of allº the stranger ones, grekishº and romanos, who arrive to here. The straight road down the centre (see relief
map) bisexes the park which is said to be the largest of his kind in the world. On the right prominence confronts you the handsome vinesregent's lodge while, turning to the other
supreme piece of cheeks, exactly opposite,º you are confounded by the equally handsome chief sacristary's residence. Around is a little amiably tufted and man is cheered when
he bewonders through the boskage how the nature in all frisko is enlivened by gentlemen's seats. Here are heavysuppers — 'tis for daddiesº housings for
|shhundredairessh| of our super thin thousand. By gum, but you have resin!º Of these tallworts are yielded out
|shjuices for jointoils and pappasses for paynimssh|º. Listeneth! 'Tis a tree story. How olave, that firile, was
aplantad in her liveside. How tannoboom held tonobloom. How rood in norlandes. The black and blue marks athwart the weald,º which now barely is so stripped,º indicate the
presenceº of sylvious beltings. Therewithal shadyº rides lend themselves out to rustic cavalries.
In yonder valley, too, stays mountain sprite. Any pretty dears are to be caught inside but it is a bad pities of the plain. A scarlet pimparnell now mules the mound where anciently first murders were wanted to take root. By feud
fionghalian. |shTalkingtree and sinningstonesh|º stay on
either hand. Hystorical leavesdroppings may also be garnered up with sirº Shamus Swiftpatrick, Archfieldchaplainº of Saint Lucan's. How familiar it is to see all
theseº interesting advenements with one snaked'sº eyes.º Is all? Yet not. Hear one's.º At the bodom fundus of this royal park, which, with tvigate
shyasianº gardeenen, is open to the public till night at late, so well the sissastrides so willº
the pederestians, do not fail to point to yourself a depression called Holl Hollow. It is often quite guttergloomering in our duol and gives wankyrious thoughts to the head but the |shbanderssh| of the pentapolitan poleetsfurcers bassoons into it on windy woodensdaysº their wellbooming wolvertones. Ulvos! Ulvos!
Whervolk dorst ttou begin to tremble by our moving pictures at this moment when I am to place my hand of our true friendshapes upon theeº knee to mark well what I say? Throu shayest who? In Amsterdam there lived a … But how? You are tremblotting, you retchad, like a verry jerry! Niet? Will you a guineeser? Gaij beutel of staub? To feel, you?º Yes, how it trembles,º the timid!º Vortigern, ah Gortigern! Overlord of Mercia!º Or doth brainskin flinchgreef? Stemming!º What boyazhness! Sole shadow shows. Tisº jest jibberweek's joke. Itº must have stole.º O, keve silence, bothº! Putshameyu!º I have heard her voice somewhere else's before me in these ears still that now are for mine.
You were dreamend, dear.º The pawdrag? The fawthrig? Shoe!º Hear are no phanthares in the room at all, avikkeenº. No bad bold faathernº, dear one. Opop opop capallo, muy malinchily malchick! Gothgorod fatherº godown followayº tomollow the lucky load to Lublin for make his thoroughbass grossman's bigness. Take that two pieceº big slap slapº bold hontyº bottomssideº pap pap pappa.º
— Li ne dormis?
— S! Malbone dormas.
— Kia li krias nikte?º
— Parolas infanetes. S!º
Sonlyº all in your imagination, dim.º Poor little brittle magic nationº, dim of mind! Shoeº to me now, dear! Shoom of me!º While elvery stream winds selingº on for to keep this barrel of bounty rolling and the nightmail afarfrom morning nears.
When you're coaching through Lucalisedº, on the sulphur spa to visit, it's safer to hit than miss it, stopº at his inn! The hammers are telling the cobbles, the pickts are hacking the saxums, it's snugger to burrow abed than
balletº on broadway. Tuck in your
blank.º For it's race pound race the hosties rear all roads to ruin and layers by lifetimes laid down riches from poormen. Cried unionsº to chip, saltpetre to strew, gallpitch to drink, stonebread to breakº but it's bully to gulp good blueberry pudding. Doze in your warmth.º While the elves in the moonbeams, feeling why, will keep my lilygem gently gleaming.
In the sleepingchambers. The court to go into half morning. The four seneschals with their palfrey to be there now, all balaamingº in their sellaboutes and sharping up their penisillsº. The boufeither Soakersoon at holdup tent stickerº. The swabsister Katya to have duntalking and to keep shakenin dowan her droghedars. Those twelve chief barons to stand by |shduedesmallysh| with their folded arums and put down all excursions and false alarumsº and after that to go back now to their runameat farumsº and recompile their magnum chartarums with the width of the road between them and all harrums. The maidbridesº all, in favours gay, to strew sleety cinders on their fallingº hair and for wouldbe joybells to ring sadly ringless hands. The dame dowagerº to stay kneeledº how she is, asº first mutherer with cord in coil. The two princes of the tower royal, daulphin and deevlin, to lie how they are without to see. The dame dowager'sº duffgerent to present wappon, |shbladeº drawn to the fullsh|º and about wheel without to be seen of them. The infantº Isabella from her coign to do obeisance toward the duffgerent,º as first futherer with drawn brand. Then the court to come in toº full morning. Herein see ye fail not!º
Gauze off heaven.º Vision. Then. O, pluxty suddly, the sight entrancing!º Hummels! That crag! Those
hullocks! O Sire! |shSo be accident occur is not going to
commence!sh| What have you therefore? Fear you the donkers? Of roovers? I fear lest we have lost ours (non grant it!) respecting these wildy parts. How is hit finister! How shagsome
all and beastful! What do you show on? I show because I must see before my misfortune so a stark pointing poleº. Lord of ladders, what for lungitube! Can you read the verst
legend hereon? I am hather of the missed. Areed! To the dunleary
obeliskº via the rockº vhat myles knox furlongs;º to the general's postofficeº howsands of patience;º to the Wellington memorialº half a league wrongwards;º to Sara's bridgeº good hunter and nine to meet her: toº the point,º one yeoman's yard. He, he, he! At thatº do you leer, |shaº setting upº|sh? |shWith a such unfetteredº belly?º Two cascades?sh| I leer |sh(O my big, O my bog, O my bagboneº!)sh| because I must see a buntingcap of so a pinky on the point.º It is for a true glover's greetingsº and many burgesses by us, greats and grosses, uses to pink it in this way |shat tet-at-tetºsh|. |shFor long has it been effigy of standard royal when broken on roofstaff which to the gunnings shall cast welcome from Courtmilits' Fortressº, umptydum dumptydum. Bemark you these hangovers, those streamer fields,ºsh| |shhisº influx.sh| Do you not have heard that,º the queen lying abroad from fury of the gales, (|shmeekname mocktitles her Nan Nan Nanettash|)º her liege of lateenth dignisties shall come |shonsh| their bayº tomorrow,º Michalsmasº, |shmellems the third and fourth of the clock,sh| there toº all the king's aussies and all their king'sº men|sh, knechts tramplers and cavalcaders,sh| led of |shherald graycloak, Ulaf Goldarskieldsh|? |shDog! Dog!sh| |shHer lofts will be loosed for her and their tumblers broodcast.sh| |shA progress shall be made in walksh|, ney?º |shI trow it well, and uge by uge.sh| He shall come, |shsidesmensh| accostant,º by |sharyansh| jubilarianº |shand onº brigadier-general Nolan or and buccaneer-admiral Browne,sh| with — who can doubt it? — his golden beagles and his white elkox terriers for a hunting on our littlego illcome faxes. |shIn blue and buff of Beaufortsh| |shthe hunt shall makesh|.º It is poblesse noblige. |shOmmes will grin through collars when each ridersº other's ass.sh| |shMe Eccls!sh| |shWhat cats' killingsº overall! What popping outº of guillotenedº widows!sh| Quick time! Beware of waiting! |shSquintina plies favours on us from hersh| |shrushfrailsh| |shand Zosimus, the crowder,sh|º in his |shsurcoatsh|,º |shsues us with souftwistersh|. Apart we!º |shHere are gantlets.sh| I believeº, by |shPlentifolks Mixymost!sh| |shYet if I durst to express the hope how I might be able to be present.sh| |shAll these peeplerssh| |shentrammed and detrainedsh| on |shbikeygels and troykakyls and those puny farting little solitiressh|! Tollacre, tollacre! Polo north will beseem Sibernian and Plein Peloutaº will behowl ne |shyerking at lawncastrum ne ghimbelling on guelflinkssh|.
|shMauser Misma shall cease to stretch her and come abroad for what the blinkins is to be seen. A ruber, a rancher, a fullvide, a veridustº and as crerdulousº behind as he was before behind a damson of a sloe cooch. Mbv!sh| |shThe annamation of evabusies, the livlianess of her laughings, such as a plurity of bells! Have peacience, pray you! Place to dames!sh| |shEven the Lady Victoria Landauner will leave to loll and parasol, all giddied into gushgasps with her dickey standing.sh| |shBritus and Gothius shall no more joustle for that sonneplace butsh| |shmark one autonement when, with si so silent, Cloudia Aiduolcis, good and dewed up, shall let fallº, yes,º no, yetº nowº a rain. Muchsias grapcias! It is how sweetº from her, the wispful, and they areº soon seen swopsib so a sautril as a meise.sh| Its ist not the tear on this movent sped. Tix sixponceº! Poum! Hool poll the bull? Fool pay the bill. Becups a can full. Peal, pull the bell! Still sayeme of ceremonies, º much much more! So pleaseyour! It stands |shin Instopressiblesh|º how Meynhir Mayour, our boorgomaister, |shthon staunch Thorsmansh|,º (our Nancy's fancy, our own Nanny's Big Billy), his hod |shhoistedsh|, in best bib and tucker,º |shwith Woolingtonº bottes over buckram babbishkissh|º and his |shclouded canesh| and necknoose aureal,º surrounded of his full cooperationº with fixed baronets and meng our pueblos, |shrestrained by chain of handssh|º |shfrom pinchgut, hoghill, darklane, gibbetmeadeº and beaux and laddes and bumbellyeº,sh| shall receive Dom King at broadstone barrowº meet a keys of goodmorrow on toº his pompey cushion. Me amble dooty to your grace's majers! Arise, sirº Pompkey Dompkey! Ear! Ear! Weakear! An allness eversides! We but miss that horse elder yet cherchant of the wise graveleek in cabbuchin garden. That his be foison, old Caubeenhauben! 'Twill be tropic of all days. By the splendour of Sole! |shPerfect weatherest prevailingsh|. |shThisaftersh|, swift'sº mightmace deposing, |shhe shall aidressº to His Serenemost by a speechreading from his miniated vellumsh|º, alfi byrni gamman dealter etcera zezera eacla treacla youghta kaptor lomdom noo, |shwho meaningwhileº that illuminatured one,sh| |shPapyroy of Pepinregn,ºsh| |shmy Siresh|, |shgreat, big Kingsh|, (|shhis scaffold is there set up, as to edify, by Rex Ingram, pageantmastersh|)º |shwill be poking out with his canule into the arrasº of
what brilliant bridgecloths and joking up with his tonguespitz to the crimosing balkonladies,º here's a help undo their modest stays with a fullbelow may the funnyfeelbelong.sh| |shOddsbonessh|, that may it! Carilloners will ring their gluckspeels. Rng rng! Rng rng! S. Presbutt-in-the-Northº, S. Mark Underloop, S. Lorenz-by-the-Toolechest, S. Nicholas Myre. You shall hark to anune S. Gardener, S. George-le-Greek, S. Barclay Moitered, S. Phibb, Iona-in-the-Fields with Paull-the-Aposteln. And audialterand: S. Jude-at-Gate, Bruno Friars, S. Weslen-on-the-Row, S. Molyneux Without, S. Mary Stillamariesº with Bride-and-Audeons-behind-Wardborg. How chimant in effect! Alla tingaling pealabells! |shSo a many of churches one cannot pray own'sº prayers.sh| 'Tis holyyear's day! Juin jully we may! Agithetta and Tranquilla shall demure umclausedº but Marlborough-the-Less, Greatchrist and Holy Protector shall have open virgilances. Beata Basilica! But will be not pontification? Dock, dock, agameº! |shPrimatiallysh|. At wateredge.º Cantaberra and Neweryork may supprecate when,º by vepers, for towned and travalled, |shhis goldwhite swaystick aloft yliftedsh|, |shumbrilla-parasoul,sh| Monsigneur of Deublan shall impart to all. Benedictus benedicat! To board! And mealsight! Unjoint him this bittern, frust me this chicken, display yon crane, thigh her her pigeon, unlaceº allay rabbit and pheasant! Sing:º Old Finncoole, he's a mellow old saoul when he swills with his fuddlers free!º Poppop array! |shFor we're all jollygame fellhellows which nobottle can deny!sh| Here be trouts culponed for ye and salmons chined and sturgeons tranched, sanced capons, lobsters barbed. Call halton eatwords! Mumm me moe mummers! What, no Ithalians? How, not one Moll Pamelas? Accordingly! Play actorsº by us ever have crash to their gate. Mr Messop and Mr Borry will produce of themselves,º as they're two genitalmen of Veruno, Seniorº Nowno and Seniorº Brolano (finaly! finaly!), all for love of a fair penitent that, aº she be broughton, rhoda's a rosy she. Their two big skins! How they strave to gat her! Such a boyplay! Their bouchicaulture! What tyronte power! Buy our fays! My name is novel and on the Granby in hills. Bravose! Thou traitor slave!
Mine name's Apnorval and o'er the Grandbeyond Mountains. Bravossimost! The royal nusickº their show shall shut with songslide to nature's solemn silence. Deep Dalchi Dolando! Might gentle harp addurge! It will give piketurns on the tummlippladsº |shand forain dancessh| and crosshurdles and dollmanovers and viceuvious pyrolyphicsº, a snow of dawnflakes, at darkfall for Grace's Mamnesty and our fancy ladies, all assombred. Some wholetime inº hot town tonight!º You do not have heard? It stays in book of that which is. I have heard anyone tell it jesterday (|shmasterº currier with brassard was'tºsh|) howº one should come on morrow here but it is never here |shthat onesh| today. Wellº but remind toº think,º you where yestoday Ys Morganas warº and that it is always tomorrow in |shtoth's tother'ssh| place. Amen.
True! True!º |shVouchsafe me more soundpicture!ºsh| |shIt gives furiously to think.sh| Is rich Mr Pornter, a squire,º not always in his such strong health? I thank you for the best, he is in taken deal exceedingly herculeneousº. One sees how he is lot stoutlierº than of formerly. One would say him to hold whole a litteringture of kidlings under his aproham.º Has handsome Sir Pournter always been so long married? O yes, Lord Pournterfamilias has been marryingman ever since so long time in Hurtleforth, where he appeerº as our oily the active, and,º yes indeed, he has his mic son and his two fine mac sons and a superfine mick want they mack metween them. She, she, she! But on what do you again leer? I am not leering, I pink youº pardons.º I am highly shesheº sherious.
Do you not must want to go somewhere on the present? Yes, O pity! At earliest moment! That |shprickly heat
feelingsh|! Forthink not me spill it's at always so guey. Here we shall do a far walk (O pityº) anygo khaibits till the number one of
sairey'sº place. Isº, is. I want you to admire her sceneries illustrationing our national first rout,º one ought ought one. We shall too downlook on that
|shford where Sylvanus Sanctus washed but hurdley those tips of his anointedssh|. Do not show ever
retrorsehim, crookodeyledº, till that you become quite crimstone in the face!º Beware!
guardafew!º It is Stealer of the Heart! I am anxious in regard you should everthrownº your sillarsalt. I will dui sui, tefnute!
These brilling waveleaplights! Pleaseº say me how sing you them.º Seekhem seckhem! They arise from a clear springwell in the near of our park which makes the daft to hear all blend. This |shplace of endearmentsh|! How it is clear! And how they cast their spells upon, the fronds that thereup float, the bookstaff branchings! The |shdruggeted stemssh|, |shthe leaves incut on trees!sh| Do you can their tantrist spellings? I can lese, skillmistress aiding. Elm, bay, this way, cull dare, take a message, tawny runes ilex sallow, meet me at the pine. Yes, they shall have brought us to the water trysting,º by |shhedjesº of maiden fermºsh|, then here in another place is their chapelofeases, sold for song, of which you have thought my praise too much my price. O ma ma! Yes, sad one of Ziod? Sell me, my soul dear! Ah, my sorrowful, his cloister dreeping of his monkshood,º how it is triste to death,º all his dark ivytod! Where cold in dearth. Yet see, my blanching kissabelle, in the under close she is allsoº gay, her kirtlesº green, her curtsies white, her peonyº pears, her nistlingsloes!º Iº, pipette, I must also quicklingly to tryst myself softly into this littleeasechapel.º I would rather than Ireland!º Butº I pray, make!º Do your easiness! O, peaceº, this is heaven! O, Mrº Prince of Pouringtoher, whateverº shall I pppease to do? Why do you so lifesighs, my precious, as I hear from you, with limmenings lemantitions,º after that swollen one? I am not sighing, I assure, but only I am soso sorry about all in my saarasplace. Listen, listen!º I am doing it. Hear more to those voices! Always I am hearing them. Horsehemº coughs enough. Annshee lispes privily.
— He is quieter now.
— Huesofrichunfoldingmorn. Wakenupriseandprove. Provideforsacrifice.
— Wait!º Hist! Let us list!
For our netherworld'sº bosomfoes are working tooth and nail overtime:º in earthveins, toadcavites,º chessganglions,º saltklesters,º
underfed: nagging firenibblers knockling atermanº up out of his hinterclutch. Tomb be their tools.º When the youngdammers will be soon heartpocking on their betters' doornoggersº: and the youngfries will be backfrisking diamondcuts over their lyingin underlayers,º spick and spat trowelling a gravetrench for their fourinhand forebears. Vote for your club!
— Her door!
Cant ear! Her dorters ofe? Whofe? Her eskmeno daughters hope? Whope? Ellme, elmme, elskmestoon! Soon!º
Let us consider.
The procurator Interrogarius Mealterum presendsº us this proposer.
Honuphrius is a concupiscent exservicemajor who makes dishonest propositions to all. He is considered to have committed, |shinvoking droit
d'oreiller,sh| simple infidelities with Felicia, a virgin, and to be practising for unnatural coits with Eugenius and Jeremias, twoº or
three philadelphians. Honophriusº, Felicia, Eugenius and Jeremias are consanguineous to the lowest degree. Anitaº the wife of
Honophriusº, has been told by her tirewoman, Fortissa, that Honuphrius has blasphemously confessed under voluntary chastisement that he has instructed his slave,
Mauritius,º to urge Magravius,º a commercial,º emulous of Honuphrius, to solicit the chastity of Anita. Anitaº isº informed by some
illegitimate children of Fortissa with Mauritius (theº supposition is Ware's) that Gillia, the schismatical wife of Magravius, is visited clandestinely by Barnabas, the advocate of Honuphrius, an immoral person who has been
corrupted by Jeremias. Gillia, (aº cooler blend, D'Alton insists)º ex equo with Poppea, Arancita, Clara,
Marinuzza, Indra and Iodina,º has been tenderly debauched (inº Halliday's view),º by Honuphrius,º and Magravius knows from spies that Anita has formerly committed double sacrilege with Michael, vulgo Cerularius, a perpetual curate,º who wishes to seduce Eugenius. Magravius threatens to have Anita molested by Sulla, an orthodox savage (and leader of a band of twelve mercenaries, the Sullivani),º who desires to procure Felicia for Gregorius, Leo, Vitellius and Macdugalius, four excavators, if she will not yield to him and also deceive Honuphrius by rendering conjugal duty when demanded. Anitaº who claims to have discovered incestuous temptations from Jeremias and Eugeniusº would yield to the lewdness of Honuphrius to appease the savagery of Sulla and the mercernariness of the twelve Sullivani,º and (asº Gilbert at first suggested),º to save the virginity of Felicia for Magraviusº when converted by Michael after the death of Gillia,º but she fears that,º by allowing his marital rights she may cause reprehensible conduct between Eugenius and Jeremias. Michael, who has formerly debauched Anita, dispenses her from yielding to Honuphrius who pretends publicly to possess his conjunct in thirtynine several manners (turpiter! affirm ex cathedris Gerontes Cambronses) for carnal hygiene whenever he has rendered himself impotent to consummate by subdolence. Anita is disturbedº but Michael comminates that he will reserve her case tomorrow for the ordinary Guglielmus even if she should practise a pious fraud during affrication which, from experience, she knows (accordingº to Wadding),º to be leading to nullity. Fortissa, however, is encouraged by Gregorius, Leo, Viteilius,º and Magdugalius, reunitedly,º to warn Anita by describing the strong chastisements of Honuphrius and the depravities (turpissimas!) of Canicula, the deceased wife of Mauritius, with Sulla, theº simoniac,º who isº abnegand and repents. Has he hegemony and shall she submit?
This, lay readersº and gentilemen, is perhaps the commonest of all casesº arising out of umbrella history in connection with
the wood industries in our courts of litigation. D'Oyly Owens holds (|shthough Finn Magnusson of himself holds alsosh|) that so long as there is a joint deposit account in the two names a mutual obligation is posited. Owens cites Brerfuchs and Warren, a foreign firm|sh, since disseized,sh| registered as Tangos, Limited,º for the sale of certain proprietary articles. The actionº which was at the instance of the trustee of the heathen church emergencyº fund, suing by its trustee, a resigned civil servant, for the payment of tithes dueº was heard by Judge Doyle and also by a common jury. No question arose as to the debt for which vouchers spoke volumes. The defence alleged that payment had been made effective. The fund trustee, one Jucundus Fecundus Xero Pecundus Coppercheap, counterclaimed that payment was invalidº having been tendered to creditor under cover of a crossed cheque, signed in the ordinary course,º in the name of Wieldhelm, Hurls Crossº, |shvoucher copy providedsh|, and drawn by the senior partner only by whom the lodgment of the species had been effected but in their joint names. The bank particularised, the national miseryº (now almost entirely in the hands of the four chief bondholders for value in Tangos),º declined to pay the draft, though there were ample reserves to meet the liability, whereupon the trusty Coppercheap negociatedº it for and on behalf of the fund of the thing to a client of his, a notary, from whom, on consideration,º he received in exchange legal relief as between trusthee and bethrust,º with thanks. Since thenº the cheque, a good washable pink, embossed D you Dº Noº 11 hundred and thirty 2, good for the figure and face, had been circulating in the country for over thirtynine years among holders of Pango stock, a rival concern,º though not one demonetised farthing had ever spun or fluctuated across the counter in the semblance of hard coin or liquid cash. The jury (a sour dozen of stout fellows all of whom were curiously named after doylesº) naturally disagreed jointlyº and severally,º and the belligerent judge, disagreeing with the allied jurors' disagreement, went outside his jurisfiction altogether and ordered a garnishee attachment to the neutral firm. No mandamusº could locate the depleted whilom Breyfawkesº as he had entered into an
ancient moratorium,º dating back to the times of the early barters,º and only the junior partner Barren could be found, who entered an appearance and turned up, upon a notice of motion and after service of the motion by interlocutory injunction,º among the male jurors to beº an absoleteº turfwoman, originallyº from the proletarian class, withº still a good title to her sexname of Ann Doyle, 2 Coppinger's Cottages, the Doyle's countryº. Doyle (Ann), add woman in,º having regretfully left the juryboxers, protested cheerfully on the stand in a long jurymiad in re corset checks,º delivered in doylish,º that she had often, inº supply to brusk demands rising almost to bollion point,º discounted Mr Brakeforth's first of all in exchange at nine months from date without issue and, to be strictly literal, unbottled in corrubberationº a current account of how she had been made at sight for services rendered the payee-drawee of unwashable blank assignations, sometimes pinkwilliams (laughter)º but more often of the crème-de-citron,º vair émail paoncoque or marshmallow series, which she, as bearer, used to endorse, adhesively,º to her various payers-drawers who in most cases were identified by the timber papers as wellknown tetigists of the city and suburban. The witness, at her own request, asked if she might and wrought something between the sheets of music paper which she had accompanied herself with for the occasion andº this having been handed up for the bench to look at in camera, Coppinger's doll, as she was called, (anniasº, Mack Erse'sº Dar, the adopted child)º then proposed to jerrykin and jureens and every jim, jock and jarry in that little green courtinghousie for her satisfaction and as a whole act of settlement to reamalgamate herself, tomorrow perforce, in pardonership with the permanent suing fond trustee, Monsignore Pepigi, under the new style of Will Breakfast and Sparrem, as, when all his cognisances had been estreated, he seemed to proffer the steadiest interest towards her, but this prepoposal was ruled out on appeal by Judge JeremyDoyler,º who,º reserving judgment in a matter of courts and reversing the findings of the lower correctional, found, beyond doubt of treusonº, fending the dissassents of the pickpackpanel, twelve as upright judaces as ever let down their thoms, and, occupante extremum
scabie,º |shhanded downsh| to the jury of the Liffeyº that, as a matter of tact, the woman they gave as free was born into contractual incapacity (the Calif of Man v the Eaudelusk Company) when, how and where mamy's mancipium actº did not apply and thereforeº held supremely that, as no property in law can exist in a corpse, (Hal Kilbride v Una Bellina)º Pepigi's pact was pure piffle (loud laughter) and Wharrem wouldº whistle for the rhino. Will you, won't you, pango with Pepigi? Not forº Nancy, how dare you do!º And whew whewwhew whew.º
— He sighed in sleep.
— Let us go back.
— Lest he forewaken.
— Hide ourselves.
— To bed.º
|shProspectorsh| projectorº and
|shboomoostersh| giant builder of all causeways woesoever, hopping offpointº and true
terminus of straxstraightcuts and corkscrewn perambulaups, zeal whence to goal whither, wonderlustº, in sequence to which every muckle must make its mickle, as different as York from Leeds, being the only
wiseº in a muck'sº world to look on itself from beforehandº; mirrorminded curiositease and would-to-the-largeº which bring hills to molehunter, home through first husband, perils
behind swine and horsepower down to hungerford, prick this man and tittup this woman, our forced payrents, Bogyº Bobow with his cunnyngnest couchmare,
Big Maester Finnykinº with Phenicia Parkes, lame of his ear and gape of her leg, most correctingly, we beseach of you, down their laddercase of nightwatch service and bring
them at suntime flush with the nethermostº gangrung of their stepchildren,º guide them through the labyrinth of their samilikesº and the
alteregoases of their pseudoselves,º hedge them bothways from all roamers whose names are ligiousº, from loss of bearingsº deliver them; so they keepº to their rights and be ware of
duty freesº, |shneoliffic smith and magdalenian jinnyjonessh|,
|shmandragon mor and weak wiffeyducky, Morionmale and Thrydacianmadºsh|, |shbasilisk glorious with his weeniequeenie, tigernack and swansgrace,sh| he as hale as his ardouriesº, she as verve as her veines;º this prime white arsenic with bissemate alloyed, martial sin with peccadilly, free to lease hold with first mortgage, dowser dour and dipper douce, stop-that-war and feel-this-feather, |shnorsebloodheartenedº and landsmoolwashableºsh|, |shgreat gas with fun-in-the-cornersh|, |shgrand slam with fall-of-the-tricksh|, |shsolomn one and shebbysh|, |shcod and coney, cash and carry,sh| |shin all we dreamed the part we dreadedsh|, |shcorsair coupled with his damesh|, |shroyal biber but constant lymphsh|, |shboniface and bonnyfeaturessh|, |shnazil hoseº and river mouthsh|, |shbang-the-change and batter-the-bolstersh|, big smoke and lickley roesthy,º humanity's fahrman by society leader, voguener and trulley, humpered and elf, Urloughmoor with Miryburrow, leaksº and awfully, |shbasal cursesh| yet grace abunda, Regies Producer with screendoll Vedette, |shpeg of his claim and pride of her heart,sh| cliffscaur grisly but rockdove cooing, hodinstagº on fryggabetº, baron and feme: that he may dishcover her, that she may uncouple him, that oneº may come and crumple them, that they may soon recoup themselves: now and then, time on time again, as per periodicity;º from Neaves to Willses, from Bushmills to Enos; to Goerz from Harleem, to Hearths of Oak from Skittish Widdas;º via mala, hyber pass, heckhisway per alptrack: throughº landsvagueº and vain, after many mandelays:º in their first case, to the next place, till their cozenkerries: the high and the by, both pent and plain: |shcross cowslips yillow, yellow, yallow, past pumpkinssh| |shpinguindsh|,º |shpurplesome:sh| be they whacked to the wide other tied to hustings,º long sizzleroads neath arthruseatº, him to the derby, her to toun, til sengentideº do coddlam;º in the grounds or unterlinnen: rueº to lose and ca cannyº: at shipside, by convent garden: monk and sempstress, in sackcloth silkily: curious dreamers, curious dramas, curious demanº, plagiast dayman, playajest dearest, plaguiest dourest: for the strangfort planters are prodesting,º and the karkery felons dryflooring it and the leperties' laddosº railing the way, blump for slogoº slee.º
But.º Oom Godd his villen,º who will he be,º this mitryman, some king of the yeast, in his chrismy greyed brunzewig, withº the snow in his mouth and the caspianº asthma, so bulk of build? Relics of pharrer and livite! Dik Gill, Tum Lung or Macfinnan'sº cool Harryng? He has only his hedcosycasketº on and his wollseyº shirtplisse with peascod doublet,º also his feet wear doubled width socks for he always must to insure warm sleep between a pair of fullyfleeced bankers like a finnoc in a cauwl. Can thus be Misthra Norkmann that keeps our hotel? Begor, Mr O'Sorgmann,º you're looking right well!º Hecklar's champion ethnicist. How deft as a fuchser schouws daft as a fish! He's the dibble's own doges for doublin existents! But a jolly fine daysent form of one word. He's rounding up on his family.
And who is the bodikin by him,º sir? So voulzievalsshieº? Withº ybbs and zabs? Her trixiestrailº is tripping her, vop! Luck at the way for the lucre of smoke she's looping the lamp! Why, that's old missness wipethemdryº! Well, well, wellsowells! Donauwatter! Ardechious me! With her halfbendº as proud as aº peahen, allabalmy,º andº her troutbeck quiverlipeº, ninya-nanyaº. And her steptojazyma'sº culunder buzztle. Happy tea area, naughtygay frew! Selling sunlit sopes to washtout winches and rhaincold draughts to the props of his pubs. She tiredº lipping the swells at Pont Delisle till she jumped the boom at Brounemouth. Now she's borrid his head under Hatesbury's Hatch and loamed his fate to old Love Lane. And she's just the same old haporth of dripping. She's even brennt her hair.
Which route are they going? Why? Angell sitterº or Amen Corner, Norwood's Southwalkº or Euston Waste? The solvent manº in his upper
gambeson withnotº a brethº against him and the wee wiping womanahoussy. They'reº coming terugº their diamond wedding tour,
|shgiant's inchlyº elfkin's ellsh|,
|shvesting their characterssh| vixendevolment, andens aller, athors err, our first day man and your dresser and mine, that
Luxuumburgherº evec cettehis Alzette,º |shkonyglik shire with his queensh
shipchild with the waif of his bosun, Dunmow's flitcher with duck-on-the-rock,º down the scales, the way they went up, under talls and threading tormentors, shunning the startraps and slipping in sliders, risking a runway, ruing reveals, |shfrom Elderº Arbor to La Puiréesh|, eskipping the clockback, crystal in carbon, sweetheartedly. Hotº and cold and electrickery with attendance and lounge and promenadeº free. In spite of all that science could boot or art could eke. Bolt the grinden.º Cave and canº em. Single wrecks for the weak, double axe for the mail, and quick queck quackº for the radiose. Renove that bible. You will never have post in your pocket unless you have brasseº on your plate. Beggards outdoor. Goat to the Endth, thou slowguardº! Mind the Monks and their Grasps. Scrape your souls. Commit no miracles. Postpone no bills.º |shRespect the uniform.sh| Hold the raabers for the kunning his plethoron. Let leash the dooves to the cooin her coynth. |shHatenot havenots.sh| |shShare the wealth and spoil the weal.ºsh| Peg the pound to tom the devil. My time is on draught. Bottle your own. Love my label like myself. |shEarn before eating. Drudge after drink.sh| Credit tomorrow. Follow my dealing. Fetch my price. Buy not from divesº. Sell not to freundº. Herenow chuck englishº and learn to pray plain. Lean on your lunch. No cods before Me. Practise preaching. Think in your stomach. Import through the nose. By faith alone. Season'sº weather. Gomorrha. Salongº. Lots feedº from my tidetable. Oil'sº wells in our lands. Let earwigger'sº wivableº teach you the dance.º
For they met and mated and bedded and buckled and got and gave and reared andº raised and brought Thawland within Har danger,º and turned them, tarryingº
to the seaº and planted and plundered and pawned our souls and pillaged the pounds of the extramurals and fought and feigned with strained relations andºº
bequeathed us their ills and recrutched cripplesº gait and undermined lungachers, manplanting seven sisters while wan warmwooed woman scrubbs, and turned out coats and removed their origins and never learned the first day's lesson and tried to mingle and managed to save and featheredº
foes'º nests and fouled
their own and wayleft the arenotts and ponted vodavalls for the zollgebordened and escaped from liquidation by the heirs of their death and were responsible for congested districts and rolled olled logs into Peter's sawyery and werfed new woodcuts on Paoli's wharf and ewesed Rachel's lea and rammed Dominic's gapº and looked haggards after lazatables and rode fourscore oddwinters and struck rock oil and forced a policemanº and collaughsed at their phizes in Toobiassed and Zachary and left off leaving off and kept on keepingº on and roused up drink and poured balm downº and were cuffed by their customersº and bit the dust at the foot of the poll when in her deergarth he gave up his goat after the battle of Multaferry. Pharoahº with fairy, twoº lie,º let them!º Yet they wend it back, qual his leif, himmertality, bullseaboob and rivishy divil, light in hand, helmº on high, to peekaboo durk the thicket of slumbwhereº, till their hour with their scene be struck for ever and the book of the dates he close, he clasp and she and sheº seegn her tour d'adieu, Pervinca calling,º Soloscarº hears.º (O Sheem! O Shaam!), and gentle Isadº Ysut gag,º flispering in the nightleavesº flattery, dinsiduously, to Finnegan, to sin again and to make grim grandma grunt and grin againº while the first grey streaks steal silvering by for toº mock their quarrels in dollymount tumbling.
They near the base of the chill stair, that large incorporate licensed vintner, such as he is, |shfrom formerº
timessh|, nine hosts in himself, in his hydrocomic establishmentº and his ambling limfy peepingpartnerº, the slave of the ring that worries the hand that sways the lamp
that shadows the walk that bends to his bane the busynext man that came on the cop with the fenian'sº bark that
pickled his widow that primed the pope that passed it round on the volunteers'º plate till itº croppied the ears of Purses
Relleº that kneed O'Connell up out of his doss that shouldered Burke that butted O'Hara that woke the busker that grattaned his crowd that bucked the jiggers to rhyme the rann that
flooded the routes in Eryan's islesº from Malin to Clear and Carnsore Point to Slynagollowº and cleaned the pockets and ransomed the ribs of all the listeners, leudº and lay, that bought the ballad that
Anyhow (|shthe matter is a troublous and a peniloosesh|) have they not called him at many's their mock indignation meeting|sh, vehmen's vengeance vective volleying,sh| inwader and uitlander, the notables, crashing libels in their sullivan'sº mounted beards about him, their right renownsable patriarch? Heinzº cans everywhereº and the swanee her ainsellº and Eyrewaker'sº family sock that they smuggled toº life betune them, roaring (Big Reilly was the worst):º free boose for the man from the nark,º sure, he never was worth a cornerwall fark, and his banishee'sº bedpan she's a quareoldº bite of a tark:º as they wendelled their zingaway wivewards from his find me cool'sº moist opulent vinery, highjacking through the nagginneck pass, asº they hauled home with their hogsheads, axpoxtelating,º and claimingº cowled consollation, sursumcordial,º from the bluefunkfires of the dipper and the martian'sº frost?º
Useº they not, our noesmallº termtraders,º to abhors offrom him, the yet unregendered thunderslog,º whose sbrogue cunneth none lordmade undersiding,º how betwixt wifely rule and mens conscia recti,º then hemale man all unbracingº to omniwomen,º but now shedropping his hitches like any maidavale oppersite orseriders in an idinhole?º Ah, dearo! Dearo, dear!º And her illian! And his willyum! When they were all there now,º matinmarked for lookin on. At the carryfour withº awlus plawshusº, their happyass cloudious! And then and too the trivials! And their bivouac! And his monomyth! Ah ho! Say no more about it! I'm sorry! I saw.º I'm sorry! I'm sorry to say I saw!º
Gives there not too amongst usº after all events (or so grunts a leading hebdromadary)º some togethergush of stillandbutallyouknow that, insofarforth as,º all up and down the whole
concreationº say,º efficient first gets there finally every time,º as a complex matter of pure form, for those excessº andº that pasphault
hardhearingness from their eldfar, in grippesº and rumblions, through fresh taint and oldº treason, another like that alter but not quite such anander and stillandbut one not all the selfsame and butstillone just the maim and encore emmerhim may always, with a
little difference,º till the latest up to date so early in the morning, have evertheless been allmade amenable?
Yet he begottom.
Let us wherefore, tearing ages, presently preposteroseº a snatchvote of thanksalot to the huskiest coaxing experimenter that ever gave his best hand into chancerisk, wishing him with his famblings no end of slow poison and a mighty broad venue for themselves between the devil's punchbowl and the deep angleseaboard, that they may gratefully turn a deaf ear clooshed upon the desperanto of willynully,º their shareholders from Taaffe to Auliffe,º that will curse them below par and marº with their descendants, shame, humbug and profit, to greenmould upon mildew over jaundice as long as ever there'sº wagtail surtaxed to a testcase on enverº a man.
We have to had them whether we'll like it or not. They'll have to have us now then we'reº here on theirspotº. Scant hope theirs or ours to escape life's high carnage of semperidentity by subsisting peasemeal upon variables. Bloody certainly have we got to seeº to it ere smellful demise surprends us on this concrete that down the gullies of the eras we may catch ourselves lookingº forwardº to what will in no time be staring you larrikins on the postface in that multimirror megaron of returningties, whirled without end to end. So there was a raughty … who in Dyfflinsborg did … Withº his soddering iron, spadeaway, hammerlegs and … Whereº there was a fair young … Whoº was playing her game of … Andº said she you rockaby … Willº you peddle in my bog … Andº he sod her in Iarland, paved her wayº from Maizenhead to Youghal. And that's how Humpfreyº, champion emir, holds his own. Shysweetº, she rests.
Or show pon him now, will you! |shDerg rudd face should take patrick's purge.sh|º
Hokoway,º in his hiphigh bearserk!º Third position of concord!ºº Excellent view from front. Sidome. Female imperfectly
masking male. Redspotº his browbrand. Woman's the prey! Thon's the
dullakeykongsbyogblagroggerswagginline (private judgers, change here for Lootherstownº! Onlyromansº, keep your seats!) that drew all ladies please to our great mettrollops. Leary, leary, twentytun
nearly, he's plotting kingsº down for his villa's extension!º Gaze at him now in momentum! As his
bridges are blown to babbyrags, by the lee of his hulk upright on her orbits,º and the heave of his juniper arx in action, he's navalº I see. Poor little tartanelle, her dinties are chattering, the strait'sº she's in, the bulloge she bears! Her smirk is smeeching behind for her hills. By the queer quick twist of her mobcap and the lift of her shift at randomº and the rate of her gate of going the pace, two thinks at a time, her country I'm proud of. The field is down, the race is their own. The galleonman jovial on his bucky brown nightmare. Bigrobº dignagging his lylyputtanaº. One to one bore one! The datter, io, io, sleeps in peace, in peace. And the twillingsons, ganymede, garrymore, turn in trot and trot. But old pairamereº goes it a gallop,º a gallop. Bossford and phospherine. One to one on!
O, O, her fairy setalite! Casting such shadows to Persia's blind! The man in the street can see the coming event. Photoflashing it far too wide. It will be known through all Urania soon. Like jealousjoy titaning fear;º like rumour rhean round the planets;º like china'sº dragon snapping japets;º like rhodagrey up the east. Satyrdaysboost besets Phoebe's nearest. Here's the flood and the flaxen flood that's to come over helpless Irrylandº. Is there no-one to malahide Liv and her bettyship? Or who'll buy her rosebuds, jettyblack rosebuds, ninsloesº of niviaº, nonpapsº of nanº? From the fall of the fig to doom's last post every ephemeral anniversary whileº the park's police peels peering by for to weightº down morrals from county bubblin. That trainer's trundling! Quick, payº up!
Kickakick.º She had to kick a laugh. At her old stick-in-the-block. The way he was slogging his paunch about, elbiduubled,º meet oft mate on, like hale King Willow, the robbererº. Cainmaker's mace and
waxenedº capapee. But the tarrant's brand on his hottoweyt brow. At half past quick in the
morningº. And her lamp was all askew and a trumbly wick-in-herº, ringeysingey. She had to spofforth, she had
toº kicker, too thick of the wick of her pixy's loomph, wideº lickering jessup the smooky shiminey. And her duffed coverpoint of a
wickedy batter, whenever she druv behind her stumps for a tyddlesly wink through his tunnilclefft bagslops after the
rising bounder's yorkers, as he studd and
stoddard and trutted and trumpered, to see had lordherry's blackham'sº red bobby abbels, it tickled her innings to consort pitch at kicksolockº in the morm. Tipatonguingº him on in her pigeony linguish, with a flick at the bails for lubrication,º to scorch her faster, faster. Ye hek, ye hokº, ye hucky hiremonger!º Magrath he's my pegger, he is, for bricking up all my old kentº road.º He'll win your toss,º flog your old tom's bowlingº andº I darr ye, barrackybuller, to break his duck! He's posh. I lob him. We're parring all Oogster till the empsyseas run googlie. Declare to ashes and teste his metch! Three for two will do for me and he for thee and she for you. Goeasyoseyº, for the grace of the fields, orº hooley pooley, cuppy, we'll both be bye and byº caught in the slips for fear he'd tyre and burst his dunlops and waken her bornybarnies making his boobybabies. The game old merrimynn, square to leg, with his lolleywide towelhat and his hobbsy socks and his wisden's bosse and his norsery pinafore and his gentleman's grip and his playaboy's plunge and his flannelly feelyfooling, treading her hump and hambledown likeº a maiden wellheld, ovalled over,º with her crease where the pads of her punishments ought to be by womanish rightsº when, keek,º the hen in the doran'sº shantyqueer began in a kikkery key to laugh it off, yeighº, yeigh, neigh, neigh, the way she was wuck to doodledoo by her gallows bird (how'sº that? Noballº, he carries his bat!)º nine hundred and dirty too not out, at all times long past conquering cock of the morgansº.
Armigerendº everfasting horde.º Rico! So the bill to the bowe. As the belle to the beau. Weº herewith pleased returnedº auditors' thanks for those and their favours since
safely enjoined.º Cocoree! Tellaman tillamie. Tubbernacul in tipherairyº, sons, travellers inº
company and theirº carriageable tochters, tanks tight anne thynneº for her contractationsº
tugowards his personeel. Echo,º choree chorecho! O I you O you me! Well,º we all unite thoughtfully in rendering gratias, well,º between loves
repassedº, begging your honour's pardon for, well,º exclusive pigtorial rights of herehearº
fond tipladyº his weekreationsº, appearing in next eon's issue of the Neptune's Centinel and Tritonville Lightowlerº with wellº the widest circulation round the wholeº universe. Echolo choree choroh choree chorico!º How me O my youhou my I youtou to I O? Thanks furthermore to modest Miss Glimglow and neat Master Mettressonº who so kindly profiteered their serwishes as demysell of honour and, well, as strainbearer respectively. And a cordiallestº brief nod of chinchin dankyshin to wellº patient ringasendº as prevenient (by your leave),º to all such occasions, detachably replaceable (thanks too! twos intact!).º Asº well as his auricular of Malthus, the promethean paratonnerwetterº which first (Prayº go! prayº go!) taught love's lightning the way (pity shown)º to wellº conduct itself (mercy, good shot! only please don't mention it!).º Come all ye goatfathers and groanmothers, come all ye markmakers and piledrivers, come all ye laboursaving devisers and chargeleyden dividends, firefindersº, waterworkers, deeply condeal with him! All that is still life with death inyeborn, all verbumsaps yet bound to be, to do and to suffer, every creature, everywhere, if you please, kindly feel for her! While the dapplegray dawn drags nearing nigh for to wake all droners that drowse in Dublin.
Humperfeldtº and Anunskaº, wedded now evermore in annastomoses by a ground planº of the placehunter, whiskered beau and donahbella.º Totumvir and esquimeenaº, who so shall separate fetters to new desire,º repeals an act of union to unite in bonds of shismacyº. O yes! O yes!º Withdraw your member.º Closure. This chamber stands abjourned. Such precedent is largely a cause to lack of collective continencies among Donnelly's orchard as lifelong the shadyside to Fairbrother'sº field. Humbo, lock your kekkle up! Anny, blow your wickle out! Tuck away the tablesheet!º You never wet the tea!º And you may go rightoway back to your Aunty Dilluvia, Humpreyº, after that!º
Retireº to rest without first misturbing your nighboor, mankind of baffling descriptions. Others are as tired of themselves as you are. Let each oneº learn to bore himself. It is strictly requested
that no cobsmoking, spitting, pubchat, wrastle rounds, coarse courting, smut, etc,º will take place amongst those hours so devoted to repose. Look before behind before you strip you. Disrobeº clothed in the strictest secrecy which privacy can afford. Water nonº to be discharged coram grate or exº window. Never divorce in the bedding the glove that will give you away. Maidº Maud ninnies nay but blabs to Omama (º for your life, would you!)º sheº to her bosomº friend who does all chores (andº what do you think my Madeleine saw?):º this ignorant mostly sweeps it out along with all the rather old corporators (have you heard of one humbledown jungleman howº he bet byrn-and-busheº playing peg and pom?): the maudlin river then gets its dues (adding a din a ding or do)º: thence those laundresses (O,º muddle me more about the maggies!º I mean bawnee Madge Ellis and brownie Mag Dillon).º Attention at all! Every ditcher's dastard in Duplingº will let us know about itº if you have paid the mulctman by whetherº your rent is open to be foreclosed or aback in your arrears. This is seriously meant. Here is a homelet not a hothel.
Allº in fact is soon as all of old right as anywas ever in very old place. Were he, hwen scalded of that couverfowl, to beat the bounds by here at such a point of time as this is for at sammel up all
wood's haypence and riviers argent (halfº back from three gangs multaplussed on a twentylot add allto a fiver with the deuceº or
roamer's numbersº ell a fee and do little ones)º with the caboosh on him opheld for thrushes' mistiles yet singing oud his parasangs
in cornishº token: mean fawthery eastend appullcelery,º old laddy he high hole:
pollysigh patrolman Seekersenn,º towney'sº tanquam, crumlin quiet down
from his hoonger, he would mac siccar of inket goodsforetombed ereshiningem of light turkling eitheranny of thuncle's windopes. More, unless weº
were neverso wrongtaken, if he brought his boots to pause in peace, the one beside the other one, right on the road, he would seize no sound from cache
or cave beyond the flow of wand was gypsing water,º telling him now, telling him all, all about ham and livery, stay and toast ham in livery, and buttermore with murmurladen,º to
waker oats for him on livery. Faurore! Fearhoure! At last it past! Loab at cod then herrin or wind thinº mong them treen.
Hiss!º Which we had only our hazelight to see with, |shcertsh|, in our
point of view, me and my auxy, Jimmy d'Arcy, hadn't we, Jimmyº? — Whoº to seen with? Kiss! No
kidd, captn, which he stood us, |shthree jolly postboyssh|,º
first a couple of Mountjoysº and nutty woodbines with his cadbully's choculars, |shpeppedº from
our Theoatreº Regal's drolleries
puntominesh|,º in the snug at the Cambridge Arms of Teddyº Ales while we was
laying|sh, crown jewels to a peanut,sh| was he stepmarm|sh, old
noseheavy,sh| or a wouldower, which he said, lads, a taking low his Whitby hat,
|shlopping off the frothsh| and whishing, with all respectfulness to
|shthe old countrysh|, tomorowº
comrades, we, his long life's strength and cuirscrweenº loan to our allhallowed king, the pitchur that
he's turned to weld the wall, (Lawd lengthen him!)º his standpoint was,º to belt and blucher him afore the hole pleading
churchalº |shand submarine bar yondersh| but he made
no class at all in port and cemented palships between our trucers, being a refugee, didn't he, Jimmyº? — Whoº true to me?
Sish! Honeysuckler, that's what my young lady here, Fred Watkins, bugler Fred, all the ways from Melmoth in Natal, she calls him,
|shdip the colourssh|, pet, when heº commit his certain questionsº
|shvivavizº the secret empire of the snakesh| which it was on a point of our sutton down, how was it,
Jimmyº? — Whoº has sinnerettes to declare? Phiss! Touching our Phoenix Rangers'º nuisance at the |shmeeting of the
waitressessh|, the daintylines, Elsies from Chelsies, the two legglegels in blooms, and those pest of parkies, twitch, thistle and charlock, were they for giving up their fogging
trespassesº by order which we foregathered he must be raw in cane sugar, the party, no, Jimmy
MacCawthelockº? Whoº trespass against me? Briss! That's him wiv his wig on, achewing of his maple gum, that's our
grainpopaw,º Mister Beardall, an accompliced burgomaster, a great one
|shamong the very greatestsh|, which he told us privates
out of his own scented mouf he used to was, my lads, afore this wineactº come, what say, our Jimmyº the
chapelgoer? — Whoº fears all masters!º Hi, Jocko Nowlong, my
own sweet boosy love, which he puts his feeler to me behind the beggar'sº bush,º does Freda, don't you be an emugee!º Carryone, he says, though we maroonedº through this woylde. We must spy a halfº a hind on honeysucklerº now his old face's hardalone wiv his defences down duringº his wappin stillstand, says my Fred, and Jamessime here which, pip it, she simply must,º she says, our pet, she'll do a retroussy from her point of view (Wayº you fly! Likeº a frush!) to keep her flouncies off the grass while paying the wetmenots a musichall visit and pair her fiefighs fore him with just one curl after the cad came back which we fought he wars a gunner and his corkinessº lay up two bottles of joy with a shandy had by Fred and a fino olorosoº which he was warming to, my right, Jimmyº, my old brown freer? — Whoseº dolour, O so mine!
Following idly up to seepoint, |shneath kingmount shadowº the ilk for eke of us,sh| |shwhose nathem's banned, whose hofd a-hooded,sh| welkim warsail, how di'º you dew? Hollymerry, ivysad, whicher and whoer, Mr Black Atkins and you tanapanny troopertwos, were you there? Was truce of snow, moonmounded snow? Or did wolken hang o'er earth in umber hue his fulmenbomb? Number two coming! Full inside! Was glimpsed the mean amount of cloud? Or did pitter rain fall in a sprinkling? If the waters could speak as they flow! Timgleº Tom, pallº the bell! Izzy's busy down the dell! Mizpah low, youyou, number one, in deep humidity! Listen, misled peerless, please! You areº of course. You miss him so, to listleto! Of course, my pledge between us, there's no-one Noelº like him here to hear. Esch so eschess, douls a doulse! Since Allan Rogue loved Arrah Pogue it's all Killdoughallº fair. Triss! Only trees such as theseº such were those, waving there, the barketree, the o'briertree, the rowantree, the o'corneltree, the behanshrub near windy arbour, the magill o'dendron moreº. Trem! All the trees in the wood they trembold, humbild, when they heard the stoppress from domday's erewoldº.
Tiss!º Twoº pretty mistletots, ribboned to a tree, up rose liberator and, fancy, they were free! Four witty missywives, winking
under hoods, made lasses likeº lads love maypoleriding and dotted ourº green with tricksome couples, fiftyfifty, their chiltren'sº hundred. So childish pence took care of parents' pounds and many made money the way in the world where rushroads to riches crossed slums of lice and,º the cause of it all, he forged himself ahead like a blazing urbanorb, brewing treble to drown grief, giving and taking mayom and tuam, playing milliards with hisº three golden balls, making partyº capital out of landed selfinterest, light on a slavey but weighty on the bourse, our hugest commercial emporialist, with his sons booing home from afar and his daughters bridling up at his side. Finner!
How did he bank it up, swank it up, the whaler in the punt,º a guinea by a groat, his index on the balance and such wealth into the bargain, with the bogueyº which he snatched in the baggage
coach ahead? Going forth on the prowl, master jackill, under night and creeping back, dog to hide, over morning. Humbly to fall and cheaply to rise, exposition of failures. Through Duffy's blunders and MacKenna's insurance for upper ten and lower five the band played on. As one generation tells another. Ofter the fall. Firstº for a change of a
seven daysº licenseº he wandered out of his farmer'sº health and so lost his early parishlife. Then ('twasº in
fenland) occidentally of a suddenº six junelooking flamefaces straggled wild out of their turns through his
parsonfired wicket, showing all shapes of striplings in sleepless tights. Promptly whomafter in undated times, very properly a dozen generations anterior to themselves, a mainº chanced to burst and
misflooded his fortunes, wrothing foulplay over his fives' court and his fine poultryyard wherein were spared a just two of a feather in wading room only. Next, upon due
reflotation, up started four hurrigan gales to smithereen his plateglass housewallsº and the slate for accounts
his keeper wasº cooking. Then came three boy buglehorners who counterbezzled and crossbugledº him. Later on in the same evening two hussitesº absconded through a breach in his bylaws and left him, the infidels, to
pay himself off in kind remembrances. Till, ultimatehim, fell the crowning barleystraw,º when an explosiumº of his distilleries
deafadumpedº all his dry goodsº to his most favoured sinfluteº andº dropped him, what remains of a heptark, leareyed and letterishº, weeping worrybound on his bankrump.
Pepep.º Pay bearer, sure and sorry, at foot of ohoho honest policistº. Onº never again, byº Phoenisº, swore on him Lloyd's, not for beaten wheat, notº after Sirº Joe Meade's fatherº, thanks! They know him, the covenanter,º by rote at least,º for a chameleon at last, in his true falseheaven coloursº from ultraviolent to subred tissues. That's his last tryon to march through the grand tryomphal arch. His reignbolt's shot. Never again! How you do that like, Mista Chimepiece? You got nice yum plemyums.º Praypaid my promishles.º
Agreed,º Wu Welsher,º he was chogfulled to beacsate on earn as in hiving,º of foxold conningnessesº but who, hey honey,º for all values of his latters, integer integerrimost, wasº the formast of the firm? Atº folkmood hailed, at part farwailed, accwmwladedº concloud, Nuah-Nuah, Nebob of Nephilim! After allº what followed for apprenticeº sake? Sinceº the now nighs nearing as the yetst hies hin. Jeebies,º ugh, kek, ptah, that was an ill man!º Jawboose,º puddigood, this is for true aº sweetish mand!º But Jumbluffer,º bagdad, sir, yondº would be for a once over our all honoured christmastydeº easteredmanº.º Fourth position of solution. How johnny! Finest view from horizon. Tableau final. Two me see.º Male and female unmask we hem. Begum by gunneº! Who now broothes oldbrawnº. Dawn! The nape of his nameshielder's scalp. Halp! After having drummed all he dun. Hun! Worked out to an inch of his core. More! Ring down. While the queenbee he staggerhorned blesses her bliss forº to feel her funnyman's functionsº Tag. Rumbling.