(1Glug: glug; Mr Shemus Pannem (Mr Seumas Quillad),1) the bad black boy of the (1storybook storybooksº1) who has been sent into disgrace by
(1Izod: izod; Miss Herself (Miss Butys Pott),1) a
(1beautiful bewitching1) blonde, approached in loveliness only by her (1grateful1)
sister reflection in a mirror, who, having jilted Glug, is (1now being fatally1) fascinated by
(1Chuff, Chuff; (Mr Sean O'Mailey),1) the fairhaired (1fellow1) who wrestles with the (1bold1) bad black boy (1Glug all the time1) about caps or something (1till until1) their shadows make a pattern of somebody (1or other or other,1) after which they are both (1brought home to be1) well scrubbed by
(1Ann, ann; (Miss Corrie Correndo),1) their poor little old mother-in-lieu who is (1the wife of woman of the house to1)
(1Hump, hump; (Mr Makeall Gonne),1) the cause of all (1the
trouble at present the confusion, who, having partially recovered from a recent impeachment,º is1) engaged in entertaining in his customhouse
(1Saunderson, Saunderson; (Mr Knut Oelsvinger),1) a (1spoilcurate, spoilcurate and1) butt of
(1Kate, kate; (Miss Rachel Lea Varian),1) cook-and-general.
With battle pictures (1and the Pageant of History1) worked up by Messrs Blood and (1Thunder, Thunder. costumes Costumes specially1) designed by Madame (1Delamode, dances Delamode. Dances1) arranged by Harley (1Quin Quinn1) and (1Column Bin, Coldlimbeina. songs, jokes Jests, jokes, songs1) and (1properties music1) for the (1wake Wake supplied by lent from the properties of1) Mr Timothy (1Finnegan, Finnegan R.I.P. the The1) whole (1whirligig1) to be wound up (1with by1) a (1magnificent transformation scene Magnificent Transformation Scene1) showing the (1Radium1) Wedding of Night and Morning and the Dawn of Peace(1, Pure, Perfect and Perpetual,1) Waking the Weary of the World.
An argument (1follows, follows.1)