Comparison of 1939 and 2010 texts I.6§1

Emendations by Danis Rose and John O'Hanlon

Key:  (f391939 text 2010 textf10)

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Who do you no tonigh, lazy and gentleman?

The echo is where in the back of the wodes; callhim forth!

(Shaun Mac Irewick, briefdragger, for the concern of Messrs Jhon Jhamieson and Song, rated one hundrick and thin per storehundred on this nightly quisquiquock of the twelve apostrophes, set by Jockit Mic Ereweak. He misunderstruck (f39and anºf10) aim for am (f39ollo ottoºf10) of number three of them and left his free natural ripostes to four of them in their own fine artful disorder.)

(f39f10) (f391. H 1.ºf10) What secondtonone myther rector and maximost bridgesmaker was the first to rise taller through his beanstale than the bluegum (f39buaboababbaun buaboababbaumºf10) or the giganteous Wellingtonia Sequoia; went nudiboots with trouters into a liffeyette when she was barely in her tricklies; was well known to claud a conciliation cap onto the esker of his hooth; sports a chainganger's albert solemenly over his hullender's epulence; thought he weighed a new ton when there felled his first lapapple; gave the heinousness of choice to everyknight betwixt yesterdicks and twomaries; had sevenal successivecoloured serebanmaids on the same big white drawringroam horthrug; is a Willbeforce to this hour at house as he was in heather; pumped the catholick wartrey and shocked the prodestung boyne; killed his own hungery self in anger as a young man; found fodder for five when allmarken rose goflooded; with (f39Irish Hirishºf10) tutores Cornish made easy; voucher
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of rotables, toll of the road; bred manyheaded stepsons for one leapyourown taughter; is too funny for a fish and has too much outside for an insect; like a heptagon crystal emprisoms trues and fauss for us; is infinite swell in unfitting induments; once was he shovelled and once was he arsoned and once was he inundered and she hung him out billbailey; has a quadrant (f39in onºf10) his tile to tell Toler cad a'clog it is; offers chances to Long on but stands up to Legge before; found coal at the end of his harrow and mossroses behind the seams;
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made a fort out of his postern and wrote F.E.R.T. on his buckler; is escapemaster-in-chief from all sorts of houdingplaces; if he outharrods against barkers, to the shoolbred he acts whiteley; was evacuated at the mere appearance of three germhuns and twice besieged by a sweep; from zoomorphology to omnianimalism he is brooched by the spin of a coin; towers, an eddistoon(f39,ºf10) amid the lampless(f39,ºf10) casting swannbeams on the deep; (f39zemzem, zemzem;ºf10) threatens thunder upon malefactors and sends whispers up (f39fraufrau's fraufraus'ºf10) froufrous; when Dook Hookbackcrook upsits his ass booseworthies jeer and junket but they boos him oos and baas his aas when he lukes like Hunkett Plunkett; by sosannsos and search a party on a lady of this city; business, reading newspaper, smoking cigar, arranging tumblers on table, eating meals, pleasure, etcetera, etcetera, pleasure, eating meals, arranging tumblers on table, smoking cigar, reading newspaper, business; minerals, wash and brush up, local views, juju toffee, comic and birthdays cards; those were the days and he was their hero; pink sunset shower, red clay cloud, sorrow of Sahara, oxhide (f39or ofºf10) Iren; arraigned and attainted, listed and lited, pleaded and proved; catches his check at banck of Indgangd and endurses his doom at chapel exit; brain of the franks, hand of the christian, tongue of the north; commands to dinner and calls the bluff; has a block at Morgen's and a hatache all the afternunch; plays gehamerat when he's ernst but misses (f39mausey mouseyºf10) when he's lustyg; walked as far as the Head where he sat in state (f39as onºf10) the Rump; shows Early English tracemarks and a marigold window with manigilt lights, a myrioscope, two remarkable piscines and three wellworthseeing ambries; arches all portcullised and his nave dates from dots; is
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a horologe unstoppable and the Benn of all bells; fuit, isst and herit(f39,ºf10) and though he's mildewstaned he's mouldystoned; is a quercuss in the forest but plane member for Megalopolis; mountunmighty, faunonfleetfoot; plank in our platform, blank in our (f39scouturn scoutumºf10); hidal, in carucates he is enumerated, hold as an earl, he counts; shipshaped phrase of buglooking words with a form like the easing moments of a graminivorous; to our dooms brought he law, our manoirs he made his vill of; was an overgrind to the underground and acqueduced for fierythroats; sends boys in socks acoughawhooping when he lets farth his carbonoxside(f39,ºf10) and silk stockings show her shapings when he looses hose on hers; stocks dry puder for the Ill people and pinkun's pellets for all the Pale; gave his mundyfoot to Miserius, her pinch to Anna Livia, that superfine pigtail to Cerisia Cerosia and quid rides to Titius, Caius and Sempronius; made the man who had no notion of shopkeepers feel he'd rather play the duke than play the gentleman; shot two queans and shook three caskles when he won his game of dwarfs; fumes inwards like a strombolist till he smokes at both ends; (f39manmote Manmoteºf10), (f39befier be fierºf10) of
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him, (f39womankind Womankindºf10), pietad!; shows one white drift of snow among the gorsegrowth of his crown and a chaperon of repentance on that which shed gore; pause and quies, triple bill; went by metro for the polis and then hoved by; to the finders, hail! woa, you that seek!; whom fillth had plenished, dearth devoured; hock is leading, cocoa comes next, emery tries for the flag; can dance the O'Bruin's polerpasse at Noolahn to his own orchistruss accompaniment; took place before the internatural convention of catholic midwives and found stead before the congress for the study of endonational calamities; makes a delictuous entrée and finishes off the course between sweets and savouries; flouts for forecasts, flairs for finds and the fun of the fray on the fairground; cleared out three hundred sixty five idles to set up one all khalassal for henwives hoping to have males; the flawhoolagh, the grasping one, the kindler of paschal fire; forbids us our trespassers as we (f39forgate foregateºf10) him; the phoenix be his pyre, the cineres his sire!; piles big pelium on little ossas like the pilluls of hirculeads; has an eatupus complex
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and a drinkthedregs kink; wurstmeats for chumps and cowcarlows for scullions; when he plies for our favour is very trolly ours; two psychic espousals and three desertions; may be matter of fact now but was futter of magd then; Cattermole Hill, ex-mountain of flesh(f39,ºf10) was reared up by stress and sank under strain; tank it up, dank it up, tells the tailor to his tout; entoutcas for a man, but bit a thimble for a maid; blimp, blump; a dud letter, a sing a song a sylble(f39;,ºf10) a byword, a sentence with surcease; while stands his canyouseehim frails shall fall; was hatched at Cellbridge but ejoculated abrood; as it gan in the biguinnengs so wound up in a battle of Boss; Roderick, Roderick, Roderick, O, you've gone the way of the Danes; variously catalogued, regularly regrouped; a (f39bushboys bushboy'sºf10) holoday, a quacker's mating, a wenches' sandbath; the same homoheatherous checkinlossegg as when (f39sollyeye Sollyeyeºf10) airly blew ye; real detonation but false report; spa mad but inn sane; half emillian via bogus census but a no street hausmann when allphannd; is the handiest of all andies and a most alleghant spot to dump your hump; hands his secession to the new patricius but plumps plebmatically for the bloody old centuries; eats with doors open and ruts with gates closed; some dub him Rotshield and more limn him Rockyfellow; shows he's fly to both demisfairs but thries to cover up his tracers; seven dovecotes cooclaim to have been pigeonheim to this homer, Smerrnion, Rhoebok, (f39Kolonsreagh Kolonskeaghºf10), Seapoint, Quayhowth, Ashtown, Ratheny; independent of the lordship of chamberlain, acknowledging the rule of Rome; we saw thy farm at Useful Prine, Domhnall, Domhnall; reeks like (f39Illbelpaese Ilbelpaeseºf10) and looks like (f39iceland's ear Iceland's Earºf10); lodged at quot places, lived through tot reigns; takes a szumbath for his weekend and a wassarnap for his refreskment; after a good bout at stoolball
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enjoys Giroflee Giroflaa; what Nevermore missed and Colombo found; believes in everyman his own goaldkeeper and in Africa for the fullblacks; the arc of his (f39drive dryveºf10) was forty full and his stumps were pulled at eighty; boasts him to the thick-in-thews the oldest creater in Aryania and looks down on the Suiss family Collesons whom he calls les nouvelles roches; though his heart, soul and spirit turn to pharaoph times, his love, faith and
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hope stick to futuerism; light leglifters cense him souriantes from afore while boor browbenders curse him grommelants to his hindmost; between youlasses and yeladst (f39glimse of Even glimpse of Evinºf10); the Lug his peak has, the Luk his pile; drinks tharr and wodhar for his asama and eats the unparishable sow to styve off reglar rack(f39,;ºf10) the beggars cloak (f39them himºf10) reclined about his paddystool, the whores winken him as they walk their side; on Christienmas at Advent Lodge, New Yealand, after a lenty illness the roeverand Mr Easterling of pentecostitis, no followers by bequest, fanfare all private; Gone Where Glory Waits Him (Ball, bulletist) but Not Here Yet (Maxwell, clark); comminxed under articles but phoenished a borgiess; from the vat on the bier through the burre in the dark to the buttle of the bawn; is (f39A1 Alºf10) an the highest but Roh re his root; filled fanned of (f39heckleberries hackleberriesºf10) whenas all was tuck and toss up for him as a yangster to fall fou of hockinbechers wherein he had gauged the use of raisin; ads aliments, das doles, raps rustics, tams turmoil; sas seed enough for a semination but sues skivvies on the sly; learned to speak from hand to mouth till he could talk earish with his eyes shut; hacked his way through hickheckhocks but hanged (f39forºf10) hishelp from there hereafters; (f39rialtos rialtorºf10), annesleyg, binn and balls(f39,ºf10) to say nothing atolk of New Comyn; the gleam of the glow of the shine of the sun through the dearth of the dirth on the blush of the brick of the viled ville of Barnehulme has dust turned to brown; these dyed to tartan him, rueroot, dulse, bracken, teasel, fuller's ash, sundew and cress; long gunn but not for cotton; stood his sharp assault of famine but grew girther, girther and girther; he has twenty four or so cousins germinating in the United States of America and a namesake with an initial difference in the once kingdom of Poland; his first's a young rose and his second's French-Egyptian and his whole means a slump at Christie's; forth of his pierced part came the woman of his dreams, blood thicker(f39,ºf10) then water(f39,ºf10) last trade overseas; buyshop of Glintylook, eorl of Hoed; you and I are in him surrented by (f39brown brwnºf10) bldns; Elin's flee polt pelhaps but Hwang Chang evelytime; he (f39was one of your one was your ofºf10) highbigpipey boys but fancy him as smoking fags (f39at his his atºf10) time of
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life; Mount of Mish, Mell of Moy; had two cardinal ventures and three capitol sinks; has a peep in his pocketbook and a packetboat in his keep; B.V.H., B.L.G., P.P.M., T.D.S., V.B.D., T.C.H., L.O.N.; is Breakfates, Lunger, Diener and
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Souper; as the streets were paved with cold he felt his topperairy; taught himself skating and learned how to fall; distinctly dirty but rather a dear; hoveth chieftains evrywehr, with morder; Ostman Effendi, Serge Paddishaw; baases two mmany(f39, andºf10) outpriams all his parisites; first of the fenians, roi des fainéants; his Tiara of scones was held unfillable till one Liam Fail felled him in Westmunster; was (f39struck shuckºf10) out of his sittem when he rowed saulely to demask us and to our appauling predicament brought (f39as usºf10) plagues from Buddapest; put a matchhead on an aspenstalk and set the living a fire; speared the rod and spoiled the lightning; married with cakes and repunked with pleasure; till he was buried howhappy was he and he made the welkins ring with Up Micawber!; god at the top of the staircase, carrion on the mat of straw; the false hood of a spindler web chokes the cavemouth of his unsightliness but the nestlings that liven his leafscreen sing him a lover of arbuties; we strike hands over his bloodied warsheet but we are pledged entirely to his green mantle; our friend vikelegal, our swaran (f39foi foeºf10); under the four stones by his streams who vanished the wassailbowl at the joy of shells; Mora and Lora had a hill of a high time looking down on his confusion till firm look in readiness, forward spear and the windfoot of curach strewed the lakemist of Lego over the last of his fields; we darkened for you, faulterer, in the year of mourning but we'll fidhil to the (f39dimtwinklers dim twinklersºf10) when the streamy morvenlight calls up the sunbeam; his striped pantaloons, his rather strange walk; hereditatis columna erecta, hagion chiton eraphon; nods a nap for the nonce but crows cheerio when they get ecunemical; is a simultaneous equator of elimbinated integras when three upon one is by inspection improper; has the most conical hodpiece of confusianist heronim and that chuchuffuous chinchin of his is like a footsey kungoloo around Taishantyland; he's as globeful as a gasometer of lithium and luridity and he was thrice ten anular
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years before he wallowed round Raggiant Circos; the cabalstone at the coping of his (f39cavin cairnºf10) is a canine constant but only an amirican could (f39apparoxemete apparoxymeteºf10) the apeupresiosity of his atlast's alongement; sticklered rights and lefts at Baddersdown in his hunt for the boar trwth but made his end with the modareds that came at him in Camlenstrete; a hunnibal in exhaustive conflict, an otho to return; burning body to aiger air on melting mountain in wooing wave; we go into him sleepy children, we come out of him strucklers for life; he divested to save from the Mrs Drownings their rival queens while (f39Grimshav Grogshawºf10), Bragshaw and Renshaw made off with his storen clothes; taxed and rated, licensed and ranted; his threefaced stonehead was found on a whitehorse hill and the print of his costellous feet is seen in the goat's grasscircle; pull the blind, toll the deaf and call dumb, lame and halty; Miraculone, Monstrucceleen; led the upplaws
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at the Creation and hissed a snake charmer off her stays; hounded become haunter, hunter become fox; harrier, (f39marries marrierºf10), terrier, tav; Olaph the Oxman, Thorker the Tourable; you feel he is Vespasian yet you think of him as Aurelius; whugamore, tradertory, socianist, commoniser; made a summer assault on our shores and begiddy got his sands full; first he shot down Raglan Road and then he tore up Marlborough Place; Cromlechheight and Crommalhill were his farfamed feetrests when our lurch as lout let free into the Lubar heloved; mareschalled his wardmotes and delimited the main; netted before nibbling, can scarce turn a scale but, grossed after meals, weighs a town in himself; Banba prayed for his conversion, Beurla missed that grand old voice; a Colossus among cabbages, the Melarancitrone of fruits; larger than life, doughtier than death; Gran Turco, orege forment; lachsembulger, leperlean; the sparkle of his genial fancy, the depth of his calm sagacity, the clearness of his spotless honour, the flow of his boundless benevolence; our family furbear, our tribal tarnpike; quary was he invincibled and cur was he burked; partitioned Irskaholm, united Irishmen; he took a svig at his own methyr but she tested a bit gorky and as for the salmon he was coming up in him all life long; comm, eilerdich(f39,ºf10) (f39kecklebury hecklebury,ºf10) and sawyer thee warden(f39,;ºf10)
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silent as the bee in honey, stark as the breath on hauwck(f39,;ºf10) Costello, Kinsella, Mahony, Moran, though you rope Amrique your home ruler is Dan; figure right, he is hoisted by the scurve of his shaggy neck, figure left, he is rationed in isobaric patties among the crew; one asks was he poisoned, one thinks how much did he leave; ex-gardener (Riesengebirger), fitted up with planturous existencies(f39,ºf10) would make Roseoogreedy (mite's) little hose; taut sheets and scuppers awash but the oil silk mack Liebsterpet micks his aquascutum; the enjoyment he took in kay women, the employment he gave to gee men; sponsor to a squad of piercers, ally to a host of rawlies; against lightning, explosion, fire, earthquake, flood, whirlwind, burglary, third party, rot, loss of cash, loss of credit, impact of vehicles; can rant as grave as oxtail soup and chat as gay as a porto flippant; is unhesitent in his unionism and yet a pigotted nationalist; Sylviacola is shy of him, Matrosenhosens nose the joke; shows the sinews of peace in his chest-o-wars; fiefeofhome, ninehundred and (f39thirtunine thirtynineºf10) years of copyhold; is aldays open for polemypolity's (f39sake cakeºf10) when he's not suntimes closed for the love of Janus; sucks life's eleaxir from the pettipickles of the Jewess and ruoulls in sulks if any popeling runs down the Huguenots; Boomaport, Walleslee, Ubermeerschall Blowcher and Supercharger, Monsieur Ducrow(f39,;ºf10) Mister Mudson, master gardiner; to one he's just paunch and judex, to another full of beans and brehons; hallucination, cauchman, ectoplasm; passed for baabaa blacksheep till he grew white woo woo woolly; was
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drummatoysed by (f39Mac Milligan's MacMilligan'sºf10) daughter and put to music by one shoebard; all fitzpatricks in his emirate remember him, the boys of wetford hail him babu; indanified himself with boro tribute and was schenkt publicly to brigstoll; was given the light in drey orchafts and entumuled in threeplexes; his likeness is in Terrecuite and he giveth rest to the (f39rain bowed rainbowedºf10); lebriety, frothearnity and quality; his reverse makes a virtue of necessity while his obverse mars a mother by invention; (f39beskilk beskildºf10) his gunwale and he's the second imperial, untie points, unhook tenters and he's lath and plaster; calls upon Allthing when he fails to appeal to Eachovos; (f39basidens basileusºf10), ardree, kongsemma, rexregulorum; stood into Dee mouth,
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then backed broadside on Baulacleeva; either eldorado or ultimate thole; a kraal of fou feud fires, a crawl of five pubs; laid out lashings of laveries to hunt down his family ancestors and then pled double trouble or quick quits to hush the buckers up; threw pebblets for luck over one sodden shoulder and dragooned peoplades armed to their teeth; pept as Gaudio Gambrinus, grim as Potter the Grave; ace of arts, deuce of damimonds, trouble of clubs, fear of spates; cumbrum, cumbrum, twiniceynurseys fore a drum but tre to uno tips the scale; reeled the titleroll opposite a brace of girdles in (f39Silver on the Screen Silver on the Screenºf10) but was sequenced from the set as Crookback by the even more titulars, Rick, Dave and Barry; he can get on as early as the twentysecond of Mars but occasionally he doesn't come off before Virgintiquinque Germinal; his Indian name is Hapapoosiesobjibway and his number in arithmosophy is the stars of the plough; took weapon in the province of the pike and let fling his line on Eelwick; moves in vicous cicles yet remews the same; the drain rats bless his offals while the park birds curse his floodlights; Portobello, Equadocta, Therecocta, Percorello; he pours into the softclad shellborn the hard cash earned in Watling Street; his birth proved accidental shows his death its grave mistake; brought us giant ivy from the land of younkers and bewitthered Apostolopolos with the gale of his gall; while satisfied that soft youthful bright matchless girls should bosom into fine silkclad joyous blooming young women(f39,ºf10) is not so pleased that heavy swearsome strongsmelling irregularshaped men should blottout active handsome wellformed frankeyed boys; herald hairyfair, alloaf the wheat; husband your aunt and endow your nepos; hearken but hush it, screen him and see; time is, an archbishopric, time was, a tradesmen's entrance; beckburn brooked with wath, scale scarred by scow; his rainfall is a couple of kneehighs while his meanst grass temperature marked three in the shade; is the meltingpoint of snow and the bubblingplace of alcohol; has a tussle with the trulls and then does himself justice; hinted at in the eschatological chapters of Humphrey's Justesse of the Jaypees and hunted for by Theban recensors who sniff there's
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something behind the Bug of the Deaf; the king was in
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his cornerwall melking mark so murry, the queen was steep in armbour feeling fain and furry, the mayds was midst the hawthorns shoeing up their hose, out pimps the back guards (pomp!) and pump gun they goes; to all his foretellers he reared a stone and for all his (f39comethers comehethersºf10) he planted a tree; forty acres, sixty miles, white stripe, red stripe, washes his fleet in annacrwatter; (f39whou Whoaºf10) missed a porter so whot shall he do for he wanted to sit for Pimploco but they've caught him to stand for Sue?; Dutchlord, Dutchlord, overawes us; Headmound, king and martyr, dunstung in the (f39Yeast yeastºf10), (f39Pitre-le-Pore-in Petrin Pitre-le-Pore-in-Petrinºf10), Barth-the-Grete-by-the-Exchange; he hestens towards dames troth and wedding hand like the prince of Orange and Nassau while he has trinity left behind him like Bowlbeggar Bill-the-Bustonly; brow of a hazelwood, pool in the dark; changes blowicks into bullocks and a well of Artesia into a bird of Arabia; the handwriting on his facewall, the cryptoconchoidsiphonostomata in his exprussians; his birthspot lies beyond the herospont and (f39hisºf10) burialplot in the pleasant little field; is the yldist kiosk on the pleninsula and the unguest hostel in Saint Scholarland; walked many hundreds and many score miles of streets and lit thousands in one nightlights in hectares of windows; his great wide cloak lies on fifteen acres and his little white horse decks by dozens our doors; O sorrow the sail and woe the rudder that were set for Mairie Quai!; his suns the huns, his dartars the tartars, are plenty here today; who repulsed from his burst the bombolts of Ostenton and falchioned each flash downsaduck in the deep; (f39apersonal a personalºf10) problem, a locative enigma; upright one, vehicule of arcanisation in the field, lying chap, floodsupplier of celiculation through ebblanes; a part of the whole as a port for a whale; Dear Hewitt (f39Costello Castelloºf10), Equerry, were daylighted with our outing and are looking backwards to unearly summers, from Rhoda Dundrums; is above the seedfruit level and outside the leguminiferous zone; when older links lock older hearts then he'll resemble she; can be built with glue and clippings, scrawled or voided on a buttress; the night express sings his story, the song of sparrownotes on his stave of wires; he crawls with lice, he swarms with saggarts; is as quiet as a
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(f39mursque musqueºf10) but can be as noisy as a sonogog; was Dilmun when his date was palmy and Mudlin when his nut was cracked; suck up the sease, lep (f39laud landºf10) at ease, one lip on his lap and one cushlin his crease; his porter has a mighty grasp and his baxters the boon of broadwhite; as far as wind dries and rain (f39eats wetsºf10) and sun turns and water bounds he is exalted and depressed, assembled and asundered; go away, we are deluded, come back, we are disghosted; bored the Ostrov, leapt the Inferus, swam the Mabbul and (f39flure flewºf10) the Moyle; like fat, like fatlike tallow, of greasefulness, yea of dripping greasefulness; did
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not say to the old, old, did not say to the scorbutic, scorbutic; he has founded a house, Uru, a house he has founded to which he has assigned its fate; bears a raaven (f39geulant gueulantºf10) on a fjeld duiv; ruz the halo off his varlet when he appeared to his shecook(f39;f10) as Haycock, Emmet, Boaro, Toaro, Osterich, Mangy and Skunk; pressed the beer of aled age out of the nettles of rashness; put a roof on the lodge for Hymn and a coq in his pot pro homo; was dapifer(f39,ºf10) then pancircensor(f39,ºf10) then hortifex magnus; the topes that tippled on him, the types that toppled off him; still starts our hares yet gates our goat; pocketbook packetboat, gapman gunrun; the light of other days(f39,ºf10) dire dreary darkness; our awful dad, Timour of (f39Tartar Torturºf10); puzzling, startling, shocking, nay, perturbing; went puffing from king's brugh to new customs, doffing the gibbous off him to every breach of all size; with Pa's new (f39heft haftºf10) and Papa's new helve he's Papapa's old cutlass Papapapa left us; when youngheaded oldshouldered and middlishneck aged about; caller herring everydaily, turgid tarpon overnight; see Loryon the comaleon that changed endocrine history by loeven his loaf with forty (f39bannucks bannocksºf10); she drove him dafe till he driv her blind up; the pigeons doves be perchin all over him one day on Baslesbridge and the ravens duv be pitchin their dark nets after him the next night behind Koenigstein's Arbour; tronf of the rep, comf of the priv, prosp of the pub; his headwood it's ideal if his feet are bally clay; he crashed in the hollow of the park, trees down, as he soared in the vaguum of the phoenix, stones up; looks like a moultain boultter and sounds like a rude word; the (f39mountain moontaenºf10) view, some lumin pale
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round a lamp of succar in boinyn water; three shots a (f39puddy paddyºf10) at up blup saddle; made up to Miss MacCormack Ni (f39Lacarthy Macarthyºf10) who made off with Darly Dermod, swank and swarthy; once diamond cut garnet now dammat cuts groany; you might find him at the Florence but watch (f39our outºf10) for him in Wynn's Hotel; theer's his bow and wheer's his leaker and heer lays his bequiet hearse(f39,ºf10) deep; Swed Albiony, likeliest villain of the place; Hennery (f39Canterel — Cockran Canterel-Cockranºf10), eggotisters, limitated; we take our tays and frees our fleas round (f39sadurn's Sadurn'sºf10) mounted foot; built the Lund's kirk and destroyed the church's (f39land landsºf10); who (f39guesse guessesºf10) his title grabs his deeds; fletch and prities, fash and chaps; artful Juke of Wilysly; Hugglebelly's Funniral; Kukkuk Kallikak; heard in camera and excruciated; boon when with benches billeted, bann if buckshotbackshattered; heavengendered, chaosfoedted, earthborn; his father presumptively ploughed it deep on overtime and his mother as all evince must have travailled her fair share; a footprinse on the Megacene, (f39hetman unwhorsed hetman's unnhorsedºf10) by Searingsand; honorary captain of the extemporised fire brigade, reported to be friendly with the police; the door is still open; the old stock collar is coming back; not forgetting the time you laughed at Elder Charterhouse's duckwhite
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pants and the way you said the whole township can see his hairy legs; by stealth of a kersse her aulburntress abaft his nape she hung; when his kettle became a hearthsculdus our thorstyites set their lymphyamphyre; his yearletter concocted by masterhands of assays, his hallmark imposed by the standard of wrought plate; a pair of pectorals and a triplescreen to get a wind up; lights his pipe with a rosin tree and hires a towhorse to haul his shoes; cures slavey's scurvy, breaks barons boils; called to sell (f39polosh polishºf10) and was found later in a bedroom; has his seat of justice, his house of mercy, his corn o'copious and his stacks a'rye; prospector, he had a rooksacht, retrospector, he holds the holpenstake; won the freedom of new yoke for the minds of jugoslaves; acts active, peddles in passivism and is a gorgon of selfridgeousness; pours a laughsworth of his illformation over a larmsworth of salt; half heard the single maiden speech La Belle spun to her Grand Mount and wholed a lifetime
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by his ain fireside(f39,ºf10) wondering was it hebrew set to himmeltones or the quicksilversong of qwaternions; his troubles may be over but his doubles have still to come; the lobster pot that crabbed our keel, the garden pet that spoiled our squeezed peas; he stands in a lovely park, sea is not far, importunate towns of X, Y and Z are easily (f39over reached overreachedºf10); is an excrescence to civilised humanity and but a wart on Europe; wanamade singsigns to soundsense an yit he wanna git all his flesch nuemaid motts truly prural and plusible; has excisively large rings and is uncustomarily perfumed; lusteth ath he listeth the cleah whithpeh of a themise; is a prince of the fingallian in a hiberniad of hoolies; has a hodge to wherry him and a frenchy to curry him and a brabanson for his beeter and a fritz at his switch; was waylaid (f39of byºf10) a parker and beschotten by a buckeley; kicks lintils when he's cuppy and casts Jacob's arroroots, dime after dime, to poor waifstrays on the perish; reads the charms of H. C. Endersen all the weaks of his evenin and the crimes of Ivaun the Taurrible every strongday morn; soaps you soft to your face and slaps himself when he's badend; owns the bulgiest bungbarrel that ever was tiptapped in the privace of the Mullingar Inn; was born with a nuasilver tongue in his mouth and went round the coast of Iron with his lift hand to the scene; raised but two fingers and yet smelt it would day; for whom it is easier to found a see in Ebblannah than for I or you to find a dubbeltye in Dampsterdamp; to live with whom is a lifemayor and to know whom a liberal education; was dipped in Hoily Olives and chrysmed in Scent Otooles; hears cricket on the earth but annoys the life out of predikants; still turns the (f39durc's dure'sºf10) ear of Darius to the now thoroughly (f39infurioted infuriatedºf10) one of God; made Man with juts that jerk and minted money mong maney; likes a six acup pudding when he's come whome (f39sweetwhome sweet whomeºf10); has come through all the eras of livsadventure from
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(f39moonshine noonshineºf10) and shampaying down to clouts and pottled porter; woollem the farsed, hahnreich the althe, charge the sackend, writchad the thord; if a mandrake (f39shricked shriekedºf10) to convultures at last surviving his birth the weibduck will wail bitternly over the rotter's resurrection; loses weight in the (f39moon night moonnightºf10) but (f39gird girdsºf10) girder by the sundawn; with one touch
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of nature set a veiled world agrin and went within a sheet of tissuepaper of the option of three gaols; who could see at one blick a saumon taken with a lance, hunters pursuing a doe, a swallowship in full sail, a whyterobe lifting a host; faced flappery like old King Cnut and turned his back like Cincinnatus; is a farfar and morefar and a hoar father Nakedbucker in villas old as new; squats aquart and cracks aquaint when it's flaggin in town and on haven; blows whiskery around his summit but stehts stout upon his footles; stutters fore he falls and goes mad entirely when he's waked; is Timb to the pearly morn and Tomb to the mourning night; and an he had the best bunbaked bricks in bould Babylon for his (f39pitching plays pitchingplaysºf10) he'd be (f39lost lostºf10) for the want of his wan wubblin wall?

(f39Answer: answer:ºf10) Finn MacCool!

(f39f10) (f392. A 2.ºf10) Does your mutter know your mike?

(f39Answer: answer:º

ºf10) When I turn meoptics,
(f39f10) from suchurban prospects,
(f39f10) 'tis my filial's bosom,
(f39f10) doth behold with pride,
(f39f10) that pontificator,
(f39f10) and circumvallator,
(f39f10) with his dam night garrulous,

(f39f10) slipt by his side. (f39

f10) Ann alive, the lisp of her,
(f39f10) 'twould grig mountains whisper her,
(f39f10) and the bergs of Iceland(f39,ºf10)
(f39f10) melt in waves of fire,
(f39f10) and her spoon-me-spondees,
(f39f10) and her (f39dirckle-me-ondenees drickle-me-ondeneesºf10),
(f39f10) make the (f39Rageous rageousºf10) Ossean,

(f39f10) kneel and quaff a lyre! (f39

f10) If Dann's dane, Ann's dirty,
(f39f10) if he's plane(f39,ºf10) she's purty,
(f39f10) if he's fane, she's flirty,
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(f39f10) with her auburnt streams,
(f39f10) and her coy cajoleries,
(f39f10) and her dabblin drolleries,
(f39f10) for to rouse his rudderup,

(f39f10) or to drench his dreams. (f39

f10) If hot Hammurabi,
(f39f10) or cowld Clesiastes,
(f39f10) could espy her pranklings,
(f39f10) they'd burst bounds agin,
(f39f10) and renounce their ruings,
(f39f10) and denounce their doings,
(f39f10) for river and iver,

(f39f10) and a night. Amin!

(f39f10) (f393. N 3.ºf10) Which title is the true-to-type motto-in-lieu for that Tick for Teac thatchment painted witt (f39wheth wethºf10) one darkness, where asnake is under clover and birds aprowl are in the rookeries and a magda went to monkishouse and a riverpaard was spotted, which is not Whichcroft Whorort not Ousterholm Dreyschluss not Haraldsby, grocer, not Vatandcan, vintner, not Houseboat and Hive not Knox-atta-Belle not O'Faynix Coalprince not Wohn Squarr Roomyeck not Ebblawn Downes not Le Decer
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Le Mieux not Benjamin's Lea not Tholomew's Whaddingtun gnot Antwarp gnat Musca not Corry's not Weir's not (f39the Theºf10) Arch not The Smug not The Dotch House not The Uval nothing Grand nothing Splendid (Grahot (f39or orºf10) Spletel) nayther Erat Est Erit noor Non michi sed (f39luciphro? luciphro?ºf10)

(f39Answer: answer:ºf10) Thine obesity, O civilian, hits the felicitude of our orb!

(f39f10) (f394. X 4.ºf10) What Irish capitol city (a dea o dea!) of two syllables and six letters, with a deltic origin and a nuinous end(f39,ºf10) (ah dust oh dust!)(f39,ºf10) can boost of having a) the most extensive public park in the world, b) the most expensive brewing industry in the world, c) the most expansive peopling thoroughfare in the world, d) the most phillohippuc theobibbous (f39paùpulation paupulationºf10) in the world: and harmonise your abecedeed responses?

(f39Answer: answer:ºf10) a) Delfas. And when ye'll hear the gould hommers of my heart, my floxy loss, bingbanging again the ribs of yer resistance and the tenderbolts of my rivets working to your destraction ye'll be sheverin wi' all yer dinful sobs when we'll go riding (f39acope-acurly a cope-a-curlyºf10), you with yer orange garland and me with my conny cordial, down the greaseways of rollicking into the waters of wetted life. b) Dorhqk. And sure where can you have such
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good old chimes anywhere, and leave you, as on the Mash and (f39how'tis how 'tisºf10) I would be engaging you with my plovery soft accents and descanting upover the scene beunder me of your loose vines in their hairafall with them two loving loofs braceleting the slims of your ankles and your mouth's flower rose and sinking ofter the soapstone of silvry speech. c) Nublid. Isha, why wouldn't we be happy, avourneen, on the (f39mills'money mills' moneyºf10) he'll soon be leaving you as soon as I've my own owned brooklined Georgian mansion's lawn to recruit upon by Doctor Cheek's special orders and my copper's panful of soybeans and Irish in my east hand and a James's Gate in my west, after all the errears and erroriboose of combarative embottled history, and your goodself churning over the newleaved butter (more power to you(f39!f10)), the choicest and the cheapest from Atlanta to Oconee, while I'll be drowsing in the gaarden. d) Dalway. I hooked my
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thoroughgoing trotty the first down Spanish Place, Mayo I make, Tuam I take, Sligo's sleek but Galway's grace. Holy eel and (f39Sainted Salmon sainted salmonºf10), chucking chub and ducking dace, Rodiron's not your aequal! says she, leppin half the lane. abcd) A bell a bell on Shalldoll Steepbell, ond be'll go massplon pristmoss speople, Shand praise gon ness our fayst moan neople, our prame Shandeepen, pay name muy feepence, moy nay non (f39Aequallllllll! Aequallllllll!ºf10)

(f39f10) (f395. Y 5.ºf10) Whad slags of a loughladd would retten smuttyflesks, emptout old mans, melk vitious geit, scareoff jackinjills fra tiddle anding, smoothpick waste papish pastures, insides man outsiders angell, sprink dirted water(f39, bearºf10) around village, newses, tobaggon and sweeds, plain general kept, louden on the kirkpeal, foottreats given to malafides, (f39outshriek outskriekºf10) hyelp (f39hyelf hyelpºf10) nor his hair efter buggelawrs, might underhold three barnets, putzpolish crotty bottes, nightcoover all fireglims, serve's time till baass, grindstone his kniveses, fullest boarded, lewd man of the method (f39of inºf10) godliness, perchance he nieows and thans sits in the spoorwaggen, X.W.C.A. (f39on orºf10) Z.W.C.U., Doorsteps(f39,f10) Limited(f39,ºf10) or Baywindaws Bros swobber preferred(f39.,ºf10) Walther Clausetter's and Sons with the H. E. (f39Chimneys' Chimneys andºf10) Company to not skreve, will, on advices, be bacon or stable hand, must begripe (f39fullstandingly fallstandinglyºf10) irers' langurge, jublander or northquain bigger prefurred, all duties, kine rights, family fewd, outings fived, may get earnst, no get combitsch, profusional drinklords to please obstain, he is fatherlow soundigged inmoodmined pershoon but aleconnerman, nay, that must he isn't?

(f39Answer: answer:ºf10) Pore ole Joe!

(f39f10) (f396. } 6.ºf10) What means the saloon slogan Summon In The Housesweep Dinah?

(f39Answer: answer:ºf10) Tok. Galory bit of the sales of Cloth nowand I have to beeswax
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the bringing in all the claub of the porks to us how I thawght I knew his (f39arthurgruffºf10) stain on the (f39flower flowers of the liloleumº Oºf10) if me (f39ask ashºf10) and can could speak (f39like Big Whittingtonºf10) and he called by me midden name(f39.f10) Tik. I am your honey honeysugger phwhtphwht tha Bay and who bruk the dandleass and who seen the blackcullen jam for Tomorrha's big pickneck I hope it'll pour prais the Climate of all Ireland I heard the
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grackles and I skimming the crock on all your sangwidges fippence per leg per drake(f39.ºf10) Tuk. And who eight the last of the goosebellies that was mowlding from measlest years and who leff that there and who put that here and who let the kilkenny stale the chump(f39.ºf10) Tek. And whowasit youwasit propped the pot in the yard and whatinthe nameofsen lukeareyou rubbinthe sideofthe flureofthe lobbywith(f39.ºf10) (f39Shite! will Shite! Willºf10) you have a plateful? Tak.

(f39f10) (f397. O 7.ºf10) Who are those component partners of our societate, the doorboy, the cleaner, the sojer, the crook, the squeezer, the lounger, the curman, the tourabout, the mussroomsniffer, the bleakablue tramp, the funpowtherplother, the christymansboxer, from their prés salés and Donnybrook prater and Roebuck's campos and the (f39Ager agerºf10) Arountown and Crumglen's grassy but Kimmage's champ and Ashtown fields and Cabra fields and Finglas fields and Santry fields and the feels of Raheny and their fails and Baldoygle to them(f39,ºf10) who are latecomers all the (f39year's yearsºf10) round by anticipation, are the porters of the passions in virtue of retroratiocination, and, contributting their conflingent controversies of differentiation, unify their voxes in a vote of vaticination, who crunch the crusts of comfort due to depredation, drain the mead for misery to incur intoxication, condone every evil by practical justification and (f39condam condamnºf10) any good to its own gratification, who are ruled, roped, duped and driven by those numen (f39daimons, fateful changending constancies,ºf10) the (f39feekeepers feedkeepersºf10) at (f39ourf10) (f39their freeºf10) laws (f39(Fors Forsennat Finds Clusium!)f10), nightly consternation, fortnightly fornication, monthly miserecordation and omniannual recreation, doyles when they deliberate but sullivans when they are swordsed, Matey, Teddy, Simon, Jorn, (f39Pedher Pedharºf10), Andy, Barty, Philly, Jamesy Mor(f39,ºf10) and Tom, Matt and Jakes (f39Mac Carty MacCortyºf10)?

(f39Answer: answer:ºf10) The Morphios!

(f39f10) (f398. Q 8.ºf10) And how war yore maggies?

(f39Answer: answer:ºf10) They war loving, they love laughing, they laugh weeping, they weep smelling, they smell smiling, they smile hating, they hate thinking, they think feeling, they feel tempting, they tempt daring, they dare waiting, they wait taking, they take thanking, they thank seeking, as born for lorn in lore of love to live and wive by wile and rile (f39by rule and rule by runeºf10) of
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ruse 'reathed rose and
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hose hol'd home, yeth cometh elope year, coach and four, Sweet Peck-at-my-Heart picks one man more.

(f39f10) (f399. o 9.ºf10) Now, to be on anew and basking again in the panaroma of all flores of speech, if a human being(f39,ºf10) duly fatigued by his dayety in the sooty, having plenxty off time on his gouty hands and vacants of space at his sleepish feet and as hapless behind the dreams of accuracy as any camelot prince of dinmurk, were(f39,ºf10) at this auctual futule preteriting unstant, in the states of suspensive exanimation, accorded, (f39throughout throughºf10) the eye of a noodle, with an earsighted view of old hopeinhaven with all the ingredient and egregiunt whights and ways to which in the curse of his persistence the course of his tory will had been having recourses, the reverberration of knotcracking awes, the reconjungation of nodebinding ayes, the redissolusingness of mindmouldered ease and the thereby hang of the Hoel of it, could such a none, whiles even led comesilencers to comeliewithhers and till intempestuous Nox should catch the gallicry and spot lucan's dawn, byhold at ones what is main and why (f39tis 'tisºf10) twain, how one once meet melts in tother wants poignings, the sap rising, the foles falling, the nimb now nihilant round the girlyhead so becoming, the wrestless in the womb, all the rivals to allsea, shakeagain, O disaster! shakealose, Ah how starring! but Heng's got a bit of Horsa's nose and Jeff's got the signs of Ham round his mouth and the (f39beaù beauºf10) that spun beautiful pales as it palls, what roserude and oragious grows gelb and greem, blue out the ind of it! Violet's dyed! then what would that fargazer seem to seemself to seem seeming of, (f39dimm dimnºf10) it all?

(f39Answer: answer:ºf10) A collideorscape!

(f39f10) (f3910. I 10.ºf10) What bitter's love but yurning, what' sour lovemutch but a bref burning(f39,ºf10) till shee that drawes dothe smoake retourne?

(f39Answer: answer:ºf10) I know, pepette, of course, dear, but listen, precious! Thanks, pette, those are lovely, pitounette, delicious! But mind the wind, sweet! What exquisite hands you have, you angiol, if you didn't gnaw your nails(f39, isn't! Isn'tºf10) it a wonder you're not (f39achamed ashamedºf10) of me, you pig, you perfect little pigaleen! I'll nudge you in a minute(f39!.ºf10) I bet you use her best Perisian smear off her vanity table
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to make them look so rosetop glowstop nostop. I know her. Slight me, would she? For every (f39got jotºf10) I care! (f39I can pay my club like she.ºf10) Three creamings a day, the first during her shower and wipe off with tissue. Then after cleanup and of course before retiring. Beme shawl, when I think of that espos of a Clancarbry, the foodbrawler(f39,ºf10) of the sociationist party with hiss blackleaded chest, hello, Prendregast! that you, Innkipper(f39?f10), and all his fourteen other fullback maulers or hurling stars(f39,ºf10) or whatever the dagos they
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are, baiting at my Lord Ornery's, just becups they won the egg and spoon there so ovally provencial at Balldole. My Eilish assent he seed makes his admiracion. He is seeking an opening and means to be first with me as his belle alliance. Andoo musnoo play zeloso! Soso do todas. Such is Spanish. Stoop (f39alittle a littleºf10) closer, fealse! Delightsome simply! Like Jolio and Romeune. I haven't fell so turkish for ages and ages! Mine's me of squisious, the chocolate with a soul. Extraordinary! Why, what are they all, the mucky lot of them only? Sht! I wouldn't pay three hairpins for them. Peppt! That's (f39rights rightºf10), hold it steady! Leg me pull. Pu! Come big to Iran. Poo! What are you nudging for? No, I just thought you were. Listen, loviest! Of course it was too kind of you, miser, to remember my sighs in shockings, my often expressed wish when you were wandering about my trousseaurs(f39,ºf10) and before I forget it don't forget, in your extensions to my personality, when knotting my remembrancetie, shoeweek will be trotting back with red heels at the end of the moon(f39,ºf10) but look what the fool bought(f39,f10) cabbage head(f39,ºf10) and, as I shall answer to gracious heaven, I'll always in always remind of snappy new girters, me being always the one for charms(f39,ºf10) with my very best in proud and gloving even if he was to be vermillion miles my youth to live on, the rubberend Mr Polkingtone, the (f39quonian quoniamºf10) fleshmonger who Mother (f39Browne Brawneºf10) solicited me for unlawful converse with, with her mug of October (a pots on it!), creaking around on his old shanksaxle like a crosty old cornquake. Airman, waterwag, terrier, blazer! I'm fine, thanks ever! Ha! O(f39,ºf10) mind you poo tickly(f39.!ºf10) Sall I puhim in momou(f39.?ºf10) Mummum(f39.!ºf10) Funny spot to have a fingey! I'm terribly sorry, I swear to you I am! May you never see me (f39in my figure how I sleep gracefullyf10) in my
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birthday pelts seenso tutu and that her blanches mainges may rot leprous off her(f39,ºf10) whatever winking maggis I'll bet by your cut you go fleurting after(f39,ºf10) with all the glass on her and the jumps in her stomewhere! Haha! I suspected she was! Sink her! May they fire her for a barren ewe! So she says: Tay for thee? Well, I saith: Angst so mush(f39:!f10) and desired she might not take it amiss if I esteemed her but an odd. If I did ate toughturf I'm not a mishymissy. Of course I know, pettest, you're so learningful and considerate in yourself, so friend of vegetables, you long cold cat you! Please by acquiester (f39to tooºf10) meek my acquointance! Codling, snakelet, iciclist! My diaper has more life to it! Who drowned you(f39,º so youngºf10) in drears, man, or are you pillale with ink? Did a weep get past the gates of your pride? My tread on the clover, sweetness? Yes, the buttercups told me(f39,.f10) (f39hug Hugºf10) me, damn it all, and I'll kiss you back to life, my peachest. I mean to make you suffer, meddlar, and I don't care this fig for contempt of courting. That I chid you(f39,ºf10) sweet sir? You know I'm tender by my eye. Can't you read (f39by myºf10) dazzling ones through me true? Bite my laughters, drink my
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tears. Pore into me, volumes, spell me stark and spill me swooning(f39,.ºf10) (f39I just don't care what my thwarters think.f10) Transname me loveliness, now (f39meºf10) and here me for all times! (f39I just don't care what my thwarters think!ºf10) I'd risk a policeman passing by, Magrath or even that beggar of a boots at the Post. The flame? O, pardone! That was what? Ah, did you speak, stuffstuff? More poestries from Chickspeer's with gleechoreal music or a jaculation from the garden of the soul(f39.?ºf10) Of I be leib in (f39the theeºf10) immoralities? O, you mean the strangle for love and the sowiveall of the prettiest? Yep, we open hap coseries in the home. And once upon a week I improve on myself I'm so keen on that (f39New Free Woman New Free Womanºf10) with novel inside. I'm always as tickled as can be over (f39Man in a Surplus Man in a Surplusºf10) by the Lady who Pays the Rates. But I'm as pie as is possible. Let's root out Brimstoker and give him the thrall of our lives. It's Dracula's nightout. For creepsake don't make a flush! Draw the shades, curfe you, and I'll beat any sonnamonk to love. Holy bug, how my highness would jump to make you flame your halve a bannan in two when I'd run my burning torchlight through (f39(to adoref10)
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(f39me there and then cease to be? Whatever for, blossoms?) Your yourf10) hairmejig if you had one(f39.!º Toº adore me there and then cease to be?º Whatever for, blossoms?ºf10) If I am laughing with you? No, lovingest, I'm not so dying to take my rise out of you, adored. Not in the very least. True as God made (f39myf10) Mamaw hiplength modesty coatmawther! It's only because the rison is I'm only any girl, you lovely fellow of my dreams, and because old somebooby is not a roundabout, my trysting of the tulipies, like that (f39puff pape puffpapeºf10) bucking Daveran(f39,ºf10) assoiling us behinds. What a nerve! He thinks that's what the vesprey's for.

(f39ºf10) How vain's that hope in cleric's heart
(f39f10) Who still pursues (f39th'adult' rous th' adult'rousºf10) art,
(f39f10) Cocksure that rusty gown of his
(f39f10) Will make fair Sue forget his phiz!

(f39f10) Tame Schwipps. Blessed Marguerite (f39bosses Mosesf10)(f39,!ºf10) I hope they threw away the mould(f39,f10) or else we'll have Ballshossers and Sourdamapplers with their medical assassiations all over the place. But hold hard till I've got my latchkey vote and I'll teach him when to wear what woman callours. On account of the gloss of the gleison(f39.ºf10) Hasaboobrawbees isabeaubel. And because, you pluckless lankaloot, I hate the very thought of the thought of you and because, dearling, of course, adorest, I was always meant for an engindear from the French college(f39,ºf10) to be musband, nomme d'engien, when we do and contract with encho tencho solver when you are married to reading and writing which (f39pleasebusiness please businessºf10) now won't be long for he's so loopy on me and I'm so (f39leapy like leapylikeºf10) since the day he carried me from the boat, my saviored of eroes, to the beach and I left on his shoulder one fair hair to guide
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hand and mind to its softness. Ever so sorry! I beg your pardon, I was listening to every treasuried word I said fell from my dear mot's tongue(f39,ºf10) otherwise how could I see what you were thinking of (f39our yourºf10) granny? Only I wondered if I threw out my shaving water. Anyway, here's my arm, pulletneck. Gracefully yours. Move your mouth towards minth, more, preciousest, more on more! To please me, treasure. Don't be a, I'm not going to! Sh! (f39nothing Nothingºf10)! A cricri somewhere(f39!:ºf10) Buybuy! I'm fly! Hear, pippy, under the limes. You know bigtree are all against gravstone. They hisshistenency. Garnd ond mand! So chip chirp chirrup, cigolo, for the lug of Migo! The little passdoor, I go you before, so, and you're
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at my apron stage. Shy is him, dovey(f39.?ºf10) Musforget there's an audience. I have been lost, angel. Cuddle, ye divil ye! It's our toot-a-toot. Hearhere! Sensation! Let them, their whole four courtships! Let them(f39,!ºf10) Bigbawl and his boosers' eleven makes twelve territorials(f39.!ºf10) The Old (f39Sot's Sots'ºf10) Hole that wants wide streets to commission their noisense in, at the (f39Mitchel Mitchellsºf10) v. Nicholls(f39.ºf10) Aves Selvae Acquae Valles(f39!f10) (f39!ºf10) And my waiting twenty classbirds, sitting on their stiles! Let me finger their eurhythmytic. And you'll see if I'm selfthought. They're all of them out to please. Wait! In the (f39name manef10) of(f39. And all the holly. And somef10) the mistle and (f39it Saint if Sentf10) Yves (f39and all the hollyf10). Hoost! Ahem! There's Ada, Bett, Celia, Delia, Ena, Fretta, Gilda, Hilda, Ita, Jess, Katty, Lou(f39,f10) (they make me cough as sure as I read them)(f39,ºf10) Mina, Nippa, Opsy, Poll, (f39Queeniee Queenieºf10), Ruth, Saucy, Trix, Una, Vela, Wanda, Xenia, Yva, Zulma, Phoebe, Thelma. And Mee! The reformatory boys is goaling in for the church so we've all comefeast like the groupsuppers and caught lipsolution from Anty Pravidance under penancies for myrtle sins. When their bride was married all my belles began (f39ti toºf10) ting. A ring a ring a rosaring! Then everyone will hear of it. Whoses wishes is the farther to my thoughts. But I'll plant them a poser for their nomanclatter. When they're out with the daynurse doing Chaperon Mall. Bright pigeons all over the whirrld will fly with my mistletoe message round their loveribboned necks and a crumb of my cake for each chasta dieva. We keeps all and sundry papers. In th' amourlight, O my (f39darling dawrlingºf10)! No, I swear to you by Fibsburrow churchdome and Sainte Andrée's Undershift, by all I hold secret from my world and in my underworld of nighties and naughties and (f39inºf10) all the other wonderwearlds! Close your, notmust look(f39! Now, nowºf10) open, pet, your lips, pepette, like I used my sweet parted lipsabuss with (f39Dan Donºf10) Holohan of facetious memory taught me after the flannel dance, with the proof of love, up Smock Alley(f39,f10) the first night he smelled pouder and I coloured beneath my fan, pipetta mia, when you learned me the linguo to melt. (f39Whowham Wholohamºf10) would have ears like ours, the (f39blackhaired blackhairdf10)! Do you (f39like adoreºf10) that, silenzioso (f39??ºf10) Are you enjoying, this same little me, my life, my love? Why do you like
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(f39whisping whispmeºf10)? Is it not divinely deluscious? But in't it (f39bufforyou baffoyouºf10)? (f39Misi, Misi,ºf10) misi! Tell me till my thrillme comes! I will not break the seal. I am enjoying it still, I swear I am! Why do you prefer its in these dark nets, if why may ask, my sweetykins? (f39Sh sh! Shsh!ºf10) Longears is flying. No, sweetissest, why would that ennoy me? But don't! You want to be slap well slapped for that. Your delighted lips, love, be careful! Mind my duvetyne dress above all! It's golded silvy, the newest sextones with princess effect. For Rutland blue's got out of passion. So, so, my precious! O, I can see the cost, (f39chare charaºf10)! Don't tell me! Why, the boy in sheeps' lane knows that. If I sell whose, dears? Was I sold (f39here' here's,ºf10) tears? You mean those conversation lozenges? How awful! The bold shame of me! I wouldn't, chickens, not for all the juliettes in the twinkly way! I could snap them when I see them winking at me in bed. I didn't did so, my intended, or was going to or thinking of. Shshsh! Don't start like that, you wretch! I thought ye knew all and more, ye (f39aucthor aucthorsf10), to explique to ones the significat of their exsystems with your nieu nivulon lead. It's only another queer fish or (f39other ottherºf10) in Brinbrou's damned old trouchorous river again, Gothewishegoths bless us and spare her! And gibos rest from the bosso! Excuse me for swearing, love, I swear to the sorrasims on their trons of Uian I didn't mean to(f39,f10) by this alpin armlet! Did you really never in all our cantalang lives speak clothse to a girl's before? No! Not even to the charmermaid? How (f39marfellows mawfellousºf10)! Of course I believe you, my own dear doting liest, when you tell me. As I'd live to, O, I'd love to! Liss, liss! I muss whiss! Never that ever or I can remember dearstreaming faces, you may go through me! Never in all my whole white (f39life lightºf10) of my matchless and pair(f39.!ºf10) Or ever for bitter be the frucht of this hour! With my whiteness I thee woo and bind my silk breasths I thee bound! Always, Amory, amor andmore! Till always, thou lovest! Shshshsh! So long as the lucksmith. Laughs!

(f39f10) (f3911. D 11.ºf10) If you met on the binge a poor acheseyeld from Ailing, (f39

f10) when the tune of his tremble shook shimmy on shin,
(f39f10) while his countrary raged in the weak of his wailing,
(f39f10) like a rugilant pugilant Lyon O'Lynn; (f39

f10) if he maundered in misliness, plaining his
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(f39f10) or(f39,ºf10) played fox and lice, (f39pricking pickingºf10) and dropping hips teeth,
(f39f10) or wringing his handcuffs for peace, the blind blighter,
(f39f10) praying Dieuf and Domb Nostrums foh thomethinks to eath; (f39

f10) if he weapt while he leapt and guffalled quith a quhimper,
(f39f10) made cold blood a blue mundy and no bones without flech,
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(f39f10) taking kiss, kake or kick with a suck, sigh or simper,
(f39f10) a diffle to larn and a dibble to lech; (f39

f10) if the fain shinner pegged you to shave his immartial,
(f39f10) wee skillmustered shoul with his ooh, hoodoodoo!
(f39f10) broking wind that to wiles(f39,ºf10) woemaid sin he was partial,
(f39f10) we don't think, Jones, we'd care to this evening, would you?

(f39Answer: answer:ºf10) No, blank ye! So you think I have impulsivism? Did they tell you I am one of the fortysixths? And I suppose you heard I had a wag on my ears? And I suppose they told you too that my roll of life is not natural? But before proceeding to conclusively confute this begging question it would be far fitter for you(f39, (f10) if (f39you yef10) dare!(f39)ºf10) to hasitate to consult with and consequentially attempt at my (f39disposale disposalsºf10) of the same dime-cash problem elsewhere(f39,f10) naturalistically(f39,ºf10) of course, from the blinkpoint of so eminent a spatialist. From it you will here notice, Schott, upon my for the first remarking you that the sophology of Bitchson while driven as under by a purely dime-dime urge is not without his (f39cashcash cash-cashºf10) characktericksticks, borrowed for its nonce ends from the fiery goodmother Miss Fortune (who the lost time we had the pleasure we have had our little recherché brush with, what, Schott?) and as I further could have told you(f39,ºf10) as brisk as your D.B.C.(f39,ºf10) behaviouristically pailleté with a coat of homoid icing which is in reality only a done by chance ridiculisation of the whoo-whoo and where's hairs theorics of Winestain. To put it all the more plumbsily(f39. The, theºf10) speechform is a mere sorrogate(f39. Whilst whilstºf10) the quality and tality (I shall explex what you ought to mean by this with its proper when and where and why and how in the subsequent sentence) are alternativomentally harrogate and arrogate, as the gates may be.

Talis is a word often abused by many passims (I am working out a quantum theory about it for it is really (f39aºf10) most tantumising state of affairs). A pessim may frequent you to say: Have you been
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seeing much of Talis and Talis those times?(f39,ºf10) optimately meaning: Will you put up (f39at hree a threeºf10) of irish? Or a ladyeater may perhaps have casualised (f39to youºf10) as you temptoed her à la sourdine: Of your plates(f39? Is, isºf10) Talis de Talis, the swordswallower, who is on at the Craterium the same Talis von Talis, the penscrusher(f39, (f10) no funk you!(f39),ºf10) who runs his duly mile? Or this is a perhaps cleaner example. At a recent postvortex piece infustigation of a determinised case of chronic spinosis an extension lecturer on The Ague who out of matter of form was (f39trying tergingºf10) his seesers, (f39Dr's Dr 'sf10) Het Ubeleeft, borrowed the question: Why's which Suchman's talis qualis (f39??ºf10) (f39to Toºf10) whom, as a fatter of macht, Dr Gedankje of Stoutgirth, who was wiping his whistle, toarsely retoarted: While thou (f39beast' beastºf10) one zoom of a whorl! (Talis and Talis originally mean the same thing, hit it's: Qualis.)